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->[[Series/TheKingOfQueens King of Queens]]'' [[JumpingTheShark jumped the shark]] the first minute\\
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it!''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Couch Potato"


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->''"Tom Paris follows Harry and turns his fake date into a huge moo cow and Kim [[MilkingTheGiantCow shakes his fists at the heavens]] and screams ‘[[SkywardScream Tooooom!]]’ Once again ''Voyager'' hits a new low, topping sick’em Alice, dildo-programming Janeway and Borg ''90210''. All we need to pervert the show even more than this is to have Kes return and [[HeelTurn try and destroy the ship]] because she thinks she is hard done by. [[TemptingFate Wait a couple of weeks]], you say?"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Spirit Folk"
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->''"What gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. Have you seen literally anything ''Alien'' related, post-''{{Film/Alien}}'' the film? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, ''circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!''"''

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->''"What gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Have you seen literally anything ''Alien'' Alien related, post-''{{Film/Alien}}'' post-]]''{{Film/Aliens}}'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion the film? film]]? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, ''circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!''"''
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->Fans realize something Creator/{{Hasbro}} does not, that robust [[LongRunner 30+-year-old]] [[CashCowFranchise billion-dollar franchises]], while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' would be [[TropeNamer ruined forever]].

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->Fans realize something Creator/{{Hasbro}} does not, that robust [[LongRunner 30+-year-old]] [[LongRunners 30-year-old]] [[CashCowFranchise billion-dollar franchises]], while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' would be [[TropeNamer ruined forever]].
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->Fans realize something Hasbro does not, that robust 28-year-old billion-dollar franchises, while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' would be [[TropeNamer ruined forever]].

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->Fans realize something Hasbro Creator/{{Hasbro}} does not, that robust 28-year-old [[LongRunner 30+-year-old]] [[CashCowFranchise billion-dollar franchises, franchises]], while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' would be [[TropeNamer ruined forever]].



->13500000000 BC: The Big Bang creates the universe as we know it. The protons, neutrons, and electrons that will eventually compose ''Transformers'' are formed, [[InsaneTrollLogic thereby ruining the Transformers franchise forever]]. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday A Thursday]].

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->13500000000 BC: The Big Bang creates the universe as we know it. The protons, neutrons, and electrons that will eventually compose ''Transformers'' are formed, [[InsaneTrollLogic thereby ruining the Transformers franchise forever]]. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy A Thursday]].
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'''Chris''': It’s over. [[ItsOverOrIsIt But at what cost?]] ...Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s going to hurt the idea of Superman or anything. If nothing else, Nick Spencer’s use of [[CanonImmigrant Chloe Sullivan]] in the JimmyOlsen comic has shown that you can do like {{Music/Outkast}} said and make a fat diamond out of dusty coal.. But I do think it’s weird that for a decade, this is what’s been sold to the public at large as the World’s Greatest Super-Hero.\\

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'''Chris''': It’s over. [[ItsOverOrIsIt [[TheEndOrIsIt But at what cost?]] ...Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s going to hurt the idea of Superman or anything. If nothing else, Nick Spencer’s use of [[CanonImmigrant Chloe Sullivan]] in the JimmyOlsen comic has shown that you can do like {{Music/Outkast}} said and make a fat diamond out of dusty coal.. But I do think it’s weird that for a decade, this is what’s been sold to the public at large as the World’s Greatest Super-Hero.\\
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->'''David''': Relief.\\
'''Chris''': It’s over. [[SuckinessIsPainful But at what cost?]] ...Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s going to hurt the idea of Superman or anything. If nothing else, Nick Spencer’s use of [[CanonImmigrant Chloe Sullivan]] in the JimmyOlsen comic has shown that you can do like {{Music/Outkast}} said and make a fat diamond out of dusty coal.. But I do think it’s weird that for a decade, this is what’s been sold to the public at large as the World’s Greatest Super-Hero.\\

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->'''David''': [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing Relief.\\
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'''Chris''': It’s over. [[SuckinessIsPainful [[ItsOverOrIsIt But at what cost?]] ...Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s going to hurt the idea of Superman or anything. If nothing else, Nick Spencer’s use of [[CanonImmigrant Chloe Sullivan]] in the JimmyOlsen comic has shown that you can do like {{Music/Outkast}} said and make a fat diamond out of dusty coal.. But I do think it’s weird that for a decade, this is what’s been sold to the public at large as the World’s Greatest Super-Hero.\\

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->''"This ''[was]'' the moment where it came crashing down, becoming an old past love, on the shelf following ''Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse and ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, remembered with affection, but clearly and decisively left in the past. The [[Series/DoctorWho weird British sci-fi show]] I was the only one who had heard of made a new movie for American television, my friends and tormenters watched it, and… it sucked. There was nothing to defend. People came up to me the next day and told me that they’d seen that ''Doctor Who'' thing I liked so much, and it sucked. And I couldn’t disagree. They had me dead to rights. The big, climactic return had happened, it was awful, the series keeled over and died again, and that was that."''

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->''"This ''[was]'' the moment where it came crashing down, becoming an old past love, on the shelf following ''Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse and ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, remembered with affection, but clearly and decisively left in the past. The [[Series/DoctorWho weird British sci-fi show]] I was the only one who had heard of made a new movie for American television, my friends and tormenters watched it, and… it sucked. There was nothing to defend. People came up to me the next day and told me that they’d seen that ''Doctor Who'' thing I liked so much, and it sucked. And I couldn’t disagree. They had me dead to rights. The big, climactic return had happened, it was awful, the series [[FranchiseKiller keeled over and died again, again]], and that was that."''



->'''David''': Relief.\\
'''Chris''': It’s over. [[SuckinessIsPainful But at what cost?]] ...Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s going to hurt the idea of Superman or anything. If nothing else, Nick Spencer’s use of [[CanonImmigrant Chloe Sullivan]] in the JimmyOlsen comic has shown that you can do like {{Music/Outkast}} said and make a fat diamond out of dusty coal.. But I do think it’s weird that for a decade, this is what’s been sold to the public at large as the World’s Greatest Super-Hero.\\
'''David''': Honestly, I just don’t think the public at large even remembers the show’s on. That’s the response I’ve gotten from most people.\\
'''Chris''': The public at large also doesn’t know they still print comic books.\\
'''David''': Touche.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")



->''"For years there have been reports of the death of {{the Western}}. Now comes ''American Outlaws'', proof that even [[SpaghettiWestern the B Western]] is dead. It only wants to be a bad movie, [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible and fails.]] Imagine the cast of ''AmericanPie'' given a camera, lots of money, costumes, and horses, and told to act serious and pretend to be cowboys, and this is what you might get."''

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->''"For years there have been reports of the death of {{the Western}}. Now comes ''American Outlaws'', proof that even [[SpaghettiWestern the B Western]] is dead. It only wants to be a bad movie, [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible [[InsultToRocks and fails.]] Imagine the cast of ''AmericanPie'' ''Film/AmericanPie'' given a camera, lots of money, costumes, and horses, and told to act serious and pretend to be cowboys, and this is what you might get."''

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->''"For years there have been reports of the death of {{the Western}}. Now comes ''American Outlaws'', proof that even [[SpaghettiWestern the B Western]] is dead. It only wants to be a bad movie, [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible and fails.]] Imagine the cast of ''AmericanPie'' given a camera, lots of money, costumes, and horses, and told to act serious and pretend to be cowboys, and this is what you might get."''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''



->''"This ''[was]'' the moment where it came crashing down, becoming an old past love, on the shelf following ''Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse and ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, remembered with affection, but clearly and decisively left in the past. The [[Series/DoctorWho weird British sci-fi show]] I was the only one who had heard of made a new movie for American television, my friends and tormenters watched it, and… it sucked. There was nothing to defend. People came up to me the next day and told me that they’d seen that ''Doctor Who'' thing I liked so much, and it sucked. And I couldn’t disagree. They had me dead to rights. The big, climactic return had happened, it was awful, the series keeled over and died again, and that was that."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/12/clinging-to-skin-of-this-tiny-little.html Phil Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie}} The TV Movie]]"



->''"For years there have been reports of the death of {{the Western}}. Now comes ''American Outlaws'', proof that even [[SpaghettiWestern the B Western]] is dead. It only wants to be a bad movie, [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible and fails.]] Imagine the cast of ''AmericanPie'' given a camera, lots of money, costumes, and horses, and told to act serious and pretend to be cowboys, and this is what you might get."''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''



->''"This ''[was]'' the moment where it came crashing down, becoming an old past love, on the shelf following ''Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse and ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, remembered with affection, but clearly and decisively left in the past. The [[Series/DoctorWho weird British sci-fi show]] I was the only one who had heard of made a new movie for American television, my friends and tormenters watched it, and… it sucked. There was nothing to defend. People came up to me the next day and told me that they’d seen that ''Doctor Who'' thing I liked so much, and it sucked. And I couldn’t disagree. They had me dead to rights. The big, climactic return had happened, it was awful, the series keeled over and died again, and that was that."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/12/clinging-to-skin-of-this-tiny-little.html Phil Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie}} The TV Movie]]"
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->''"The ''StarWars'' prequels are the worst thing to happen since [[WellDoneSonGuy my son!]]... And while my son did eventually hang himself in a gas station bathroom, the unfortunate reality of the ''Star Wars'' prequels is that they'll be around -- ''Forever''. They will never go away. They can never be undone."''
-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''
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->''"While her husband is assumed certainly dead, Chewbacca's wife Malla watches a comedic cooking show about [[BLAMMoment a four-armed drag queen making a pot of smashed meat]]. It's around here where the viewer's confusion begins to form into a tasteable hate... If you love ''Franchise/StarWars'' and comedy, then this is like watching scientists saw your wife in half. A part of you dies with her, and that magic trick is ruined forever."''

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->''"While her husband is assumed certainly dead, Chewbacca's wife Malla watches a comedic cooking show about [[BLAMMoment [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment a four-armed drag queen making a pot of smashed meat]]. It's around here where the viewer's confusion begins to form into a tasteable hate... If you love ''Franchise/StarWars'' and comedy, then this is like watching scientists saw your wife in half. A part of you dies with her, and that magic trick is ruined forever."''

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->(dazed)'' "...Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like millions of years ago."''
-->-- '''ToddInTheShadows''' [[http://blip.tv/todds-pop-song-reviews/the-top-ten-worst-hit-songs-of-2013-6717249 on]] "#thatPOWER"



->(dazed)'' "...Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like millions of years ago."''
-->-- '''ToddInTheShadows''' [[http://blip.tv/todds-pop-song-reviews/the-top-ten-worst-hit-songs-of-2013-6717249 on]] "#thatPOWER"



->''"While her husband is assumed certainly dead, Chewbacca's wife Malla watches a comedic cooking show about [[BLAMMoment a four-armed drag queen making a pot of smashed meat]]. It's around here where the viewer's confusion begins to form into a tasteable hate... If you love ''Franchise/StarWars'' and comedy, then this is like watching scientists saw your wife in half. A part of you dies with her, and that magic trick is ruined forever."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-look-back-at-the-star-wars-holiday-special/#ixzz33R9eBg8b "The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special"]]

->''"I honestly don’t know that I will ever love Christmas like I once did. I mean, seriously, Ralphie rear ending a mannequin. Ralphie and Flick raping Schwartz. The Old Man morphing into Fred Flintstone. Everything great and wonderful about Christmas completely, utterly, forever ruined."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''



->''"I honestly don’t know that I will ever love Christmas like I once did. I mean, seriously, Ralphie rear ending a mannequin. Ralphie and Flick raping Schwartz. The Old Man morphing into Fred Flintstone. Everything great and wonderful about Christmas completely, utterly, forever ruined."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''
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->''"Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about Film/ThePhantomMenace when you drink it. It's called bleach."''

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->''"Y'know, they make ->''"The ''StarWars'' prequels are the worst thing to happen since [[WellDoneSonGuy my son!]]... And while my son did eventually hang himself in a magic potion gas station bathroom, the unfortunate reality of the ''Star Wars'' prequels is that makes you forget about Film/ThePhantomMenace when you drink it. It's called bleach.they'll be around -- ''Forever''. They will never go away. They can never be undone."''
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->''"For years there have been reports of the death of {{the Western}}. Now comes ''American Outlaws'', proof that even [[SpaghettiWestern the B Western]] is dead. It only wants to be a bad movie, [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible and fails.]] Imagine the cast of ''AmericanPie'' given a camera, lots of money, costumes, and horses, and told to act serious and pretend to be cowboys, and this is what you might get."''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''

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-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''Creator/RedLetterMedia''

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-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''Creator/RedLetterMedia''
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->''"Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about Film/ThePhantomMenace when you drink it. It's called bleach."''
-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''



->''"Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about Film/ThePhantomMenace when you drink it. It's called bleach."
--->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''
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->''"You're kidding me, right? They made a sequel to ''Road House''? A movie so bad it actually killed [[TheEighties the 1980s?]] I'm serious, it KILLED a DECADE. How do you even do that? The only other movie I know that can make that claim is the movie that killed [[TheSeventies the 70s]], ''{{Film/Moonraker}}.''"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/road-house-2/ on]] ''Film/RoadHouse 2''

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->We need the old facebook back!! This one does nothing for anybody and whoever said change is for the better was a dam liar!!
-->-- Comment on the 2009 Website/{{Facebook}} layout redesign (or any given change, for that matter)



->Omnisoft has ruined a classic forever, even retroactively. If I could travel back in time to my 7-year-old, ''Boiga Bruddas''-playing self, I'd put a bullet in his head.
-->-- '''Gamerzzone video reviewer''', on the DarkerAndEdgier remake of ''[[http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/08/05/boiga-bruddas-2-part-4/ Boiga Bruddas]]'', ''Webcomic/{{chainsawsuit}}''

->My childhood is raped [[FelonyMisdemeanor because of blinking Ewoks.]]
-->-- Website/YouTube Comment on the [[UpdatedRerelease Blu Ray version]] of ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi''

->'''Hitler:''' WHAAAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE WHOLE FREAKIN' HELL?! For god's sake! I just want to enjoy Website/YouTube at least a bit! This is idiotic... Perhaps they didn't have enough ruining the layout with every update?! ...or just plain filling the YouTube page with more and more ads?! NO! NOW THEY FORCE US THEIR USELESS GOOGLE+!
->'''Burgdorf:''' My Führer, there are more video sites around the internet!
->'''Hitler:''' WHO THE HELL USES THESE?! ALL MY FAVORITE VIDEOS ARE ON YOUTUBE!
->'''Burgdorf:''' My Führer! People will realize YouTube is garbage and join these!
->'''Hitler:''' And WHAT is going to happen to my videos?! With Google+ nobody will ever comment again on them! MY RUIN!!!
-->-- [[WebVideo/HitlerRants Hitler]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sfS7nwYfX8 gets informed about YouTube fusing with Google+]]

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->Omnisoft has ruined a classic forever, even retroactively. If I could travel back in time to my 7-year-old, ''Boiga Bruddas''-playing self, I'd put a bullet in his head.
-->-- '''Gamerzzone video reviewer''', on the DarkerAndEdgier remake of ''[[http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/08/05/boiga-bruddas-2-part-4/ Boiga Bruddas]]'', ''Webcomic/{{chainsawsuit}}''

->My childhood is raped [[FelonyMisdemeanor because of blinking Ewoks.]]
-->-- Website/YouTube Comment on the [[UpdatedRerelease Blu Ray version]] of ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi''

->'''Hitler:''' WHAAAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE WHOLE FREAKIN' HELL?! For god's sake! I just want to enjoy Website/YouTube at least a bit! This is idiotic... Perhaps
->''"Y'know, they didn't have enough ruining the layout with every update?! ...or just plain filling the YouTube page with more and more ads?! NO! NOW THEY FORCE US THEIR USELESS GOOGLE+!
->'''Burgdorf:''' My Führer, there are more video sites around the internet!
->'''Hitler:''' WHO THE HELL USES THESE?! ALL MY FAVORITE VIDEOS ARE ON YOUTUBE!
->'''Burgdorf:''' My Führer! People will realize YouTube is garbage and join these!
->'''Hitler:''' And WHAT is going to happen to my videos?! With Google+ nobody will ever comment again on them! MY RUIN!!!
-->-- [[WebVideo/HitlerRants Hitler]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sfS7nwYfX8 gets informed
make a magic potion that makes you forget about YouTube fusing with Google+]]Film/ThePhantomMenace when you drink it. It's called bleach."
--->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''
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->''"This ''[was]'' the moment where it came crashing down, becoming an old past love, on the shelf following ''MastersOfTheUniverse and ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, remembered with affection, but clearly and decisively left in the past. The [[Series/DoctorWho weird British sci-fi show]] I was the only one who had heard of made a new movie for American television, my friends and tormenters watched it, and… it sucked. There was nothing to defend. People came up to me the next day and told me that they’d seen that ''Doctor Who'' thing I liked so much, and it sucked. And I couldn’t disagree. They had me dead to rights. The big, climactic return had happened, it was awful, the series keeled over and died again, and that was that."''

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->''"This ''[was]'' the moment where it came crashing down, becoming an old past love, on the shelf following ''MastersOfTheUniverse ''Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse and ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, remembered with affection, but clearly and decisively left in the past. The [[Series/DoctorWho weird British sci-fi show]] I was the only one who had heard of made a new movie for American television, my friends and tormenters watched it, and… it sucked. There was nothing to defend. People came up to me the next day and told me that they’d seen that ''Doctor Who'' thing I liked so much, and it sucked. And I couldn’t disagree. They had me dead to rights. The big, climactic return had happened, it was awful, the series keeled over and died again, and that was that."''
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->'''Hitler:''' WHAAAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE WHOLE FREAKIN' HELL?! For god's sake! I just want to enjoy Website/YouTube at least a bit! This is idiotic... Perhaps they didn't have enough ruining the layout with every update?! ...or just plain filling the YouTube page with more and more ads?! NO! NOW THEY FORCE US THEIR USELESS GOOGLE+!
->'''Burgdorf:''' My Führer, there are more video sites around the internet!
->'''Hitler:''' WHO THE HELL USES THESE?! ALL MY FAVORITE VIDEOS ARE ON YOUTUBE!
->'''Burgdorf:''' My Führer! People will realize YouTube is garbage and join these!
->'''Hitler:''' And WHAT is going to happen to my videos?! With Google+ nobody will ever comment again on them! MY RUIN!!!
-->-- [[WebVideo/HitlerRants Hitler]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sfS7nwYfX8 gets informed about YouTube fusing with Google+]]
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->''[[Series/TheKingOfQueens King of Queens]]'' [[JumpingTheShark jumped the shark]] the first minute\\

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->''[[Series/TheKingOfQueens ->[[Series/TheKingOfQueens King of Queens]]'' [[JumpingTheShark jumped the shark]] the first minute\\
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->"What gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. Have you seen literally anything ''Alien'' related, post-''{{Film/Alien}}'' the film? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, ''circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!''"

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->"What ->''"What gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. Have you seen literally anything ''Alien'' related, post-''{{Film/Alien}}'' the film? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, ''circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!''"spice!''"''



->"Hopes were high that ''Franchise/StarWars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' as being "that really bad one." But what you didn't realize was how fucking ''wrong'' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''Star Wars''-y stuff that ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''The Phantom Menace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and every''one''! You didn't realize that the nightmare of your own life had just begun!"

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->"Hopes ->''"Hopes were high that ''Franchise/StarWars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' as being "that really bad one." But what you didn't realize was how fucking ''wrong'' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''Star Wars''-y stuff that ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''The Phantom Menace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and every''one''! every''one''. You didn't realize that [[SuckinessIsPainful the nightmare of your own life had just begun!"begun.]]"''
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->''(dazed)'' "...Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like millions of years ago."

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->''(dazed)'' ->(dazed)'' "...Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like millions of years ago.""''

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->Fans realize something Hasbro does not, that robust 28-year-old billion-dollar franchises, while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' would be [[TropeNamer ruined forever]].
-->-- ''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ruined_FOREVER TFwiki on the subject of Ruined FOREVER]]''

->13500000000 BC: The Big Bang creates the universe as we know it. The protons, neutrons, and electrons that will eventually compose ''Transformers'' are formed, [[InsaneTrollLogic thereby ruining the Transformers franchise forever]]. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday A Thursday]].
-->-- ''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_timeline TFWiki.net]]''

->''I honestly don’t know that I will ever love Christmas like I once did. I mean, seriously, Ralphie rear ending a mannequin. Ralphie and Flick raping Schwartz. The Old Man morphing into Fred Flintstone. Everything great and wonderful about Christmas completely, utterly, forever ruined.''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

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->Fans realize something Hasbro does not, that robust 28-year-old billion-dollar franchises, while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause ->''[[Series/TheKingOfQueens King of Queens]]'' [[JumpingTheShark jumped the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' would be [[TropeNamer ruined forever]].
shark]] the first minute\\
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it!''
-->-- ''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ruined_FOREVER TFwiki on the subject of Ruined FOREVER]]''

->13500000000 BC: The Big Bang creates the universe as we know it. The protons, neutrons, and electrons that will eventually compose ''Transformers'' are formed, [[InsaneTrollLogic thereby ruining the Transformers franchise forever]]. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday A Thursday]].
'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Couch Potato"

->''"Congratulations, YOU'VE RUINED DANCE FOR ME FOREVER!"''
-->-- ''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_timeline TFWiki.net]]''

->''I honestly don’t know
'''Temutai''', ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPandaLegendsOfAwesomeness''

->''"Somehow, every incarnation becomes the apocalypse. Somehow, the fans are still around by the time the next race comes along, this time [[FanDumb bringing friends they want to introduce to this show
that I will ever love Christmas like I once did. I mean, seriously, Ralphie rear ending a mannequin. Ralphie and Flick raping Schwartz. The Old Man morphing into Fred Flintstone. Everything great and wonderful about Christmas completely, utterly, forever ruined.''
sucks so much now.]]"''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''
'''Adam-Troy Castro''', ''[[Series/TheAmazingRace My Ox is Broken]]''



->''"This ''[was]'' the moment where it came crashing down, becoming an old past love, on the shelf following ''MastersOfTheUniverse and ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, remembered with affection, but clearly and decisively left in the past. The [[Series/DoctorWho weird British sci-fi show]] I was the only one who had heard of made a new movie for American television, my friends and tormenters watched it, and… it sucked. There was nothing to defend. People came up to me the next day and told me that they’d seen that ''Doctor Who'' thing I liked so much, and it sucked. And I couldn’t disagree. They had me dead to rights. The big, climactic return had happened, it was awful, the series keeled over and died again, and that was that."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/12/clinging-to-skin-of-this-tiny-little.html Phil Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie}} The TV Movie]]"

->''"I honestly don’t know that I will ever love Christmas like I once did. I mean, seriously, Ralphie rear ending a mannequin. Ralphie and Flick raping Schwartz. The Old Man morphing into Fred Flintstone. Everything great and wonderful about Christmas completely, utterly, forever ruined."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

->Fans realize something Hasbro does not, that robust 28-year-old billion-dollar franchises, while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' would be [[TropeNamer ruined forever]].
-->-- ''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ruined_FOREVER TFwiki on the subject of Ruined FOREVER]]''

->13500000000 BC: The Big Bang creates the universe as we know it. The protons, neutrons, and electrons that will eventually compose ''Transformers'' are formed, [[InsaneTrollLogic thereby ruining the Transformers franchise forever]]. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday A Thursday]].
-->-- ''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_timeline TFWiki.net]]''



->''[[Series/TheKingOfQueens King of Queens]]'' [[JumpingTheShark jumped the shark]] the first minute - I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it!
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Couch Potato"




->Somehow, every incarnation becomes the apocalypse. Somehow, the fans are still around by the time the next race comes along, this time bringing friends they want to introduce to this show that sucks so much now.
-->-- '''Adam-Troy Castro''', ''[[Series/TheAmazingRace My Ox is Broken]]''

->Congratulations, YOU'VE RUINED DANCE FOR ME FOREVER!
-->-- '''Temutai''', ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPandaLegendsOfAwesomeness''
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->''(dazed)'' "...Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like a million years ago."

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->''(dazed)'' "...Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like a million millions of years ago."
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->''(dazed)'' "Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like a million years ago."

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->''(dazed)'' "Yeah, "...Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like a million years ago."

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->"What gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. Have you seen literally anything ''Alien'' related, post-''{{Film/Alien}}'' the film? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!"

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->''(dazed)'' "Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like a million years ago."
-->-- '''ToddInTheShadows''' [[http://blip.tv/todds-pop-song-reviews/the-top-ten-worst-hit-songs-of-2013-6717249 on]] "#thatPOWER"

->"What gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. Have you seen literally anything ''Alien'' related, post-''{{Film/Alien}}'' the film? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, circumnavigated ''circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!"spice!''"
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->''I honestly don’t know that I will ever love Christmas like I once did. I mean, seriously, Ralphie rear ending a mannequin. Ralphie and Flick raping Schwartz. The Old Man morphing into Fred Flintstone. Everything great and wonderful about Christmas completely, utterly, forever ruined.''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

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->"Hopes were high that ''StarWars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''ThePhantomMenace'' as being "that really bad one." But what you didn't realize was how fucking ''wrong'' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''StarWars''-y stuff that ''AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''ThePhantomMenace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and every''one''! You didn't realize that the nightmare of your own life had just begun!"
-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''RedLetterMedia''

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->"Hopes were high that ''StarWars'' ''Franchise/StarWars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''ThePhantomMenace'' ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' as being "that really bad one." But what you didn't realize was how fucking ''wrong'' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''StarWars''-y ''Star Wars''-y stuff that ''AttackOfTheClones'' ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''ThePhantomMenace''.''The Phantom Menace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and every''one''! You didn't realize that the nightmare of your own life had just begun!"
-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''RedLetterMedia''
''Creator/RedLetterMedia''



-->-- Comment on the 2009 {{Facebook}} layout redesign (or any given change, for that matter)

->''KingOfQueens'' [[JumpTheShark jumped the shark]] the first minute - I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it!

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-->-- Comment on the 2009 {{Facebook}} Website/{{Facebook}} layout redesign (or any given change, for that matter)

->''KingOfQueens'' [[JumpTheShark ->''[[Series/TheKingOfQueens King of Queens]]'' [[JumpingTheShark jumped the shark]] the first minute - I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it!



->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}''': Have [[{{Disney}} they]] ruined the franchise yet?\\
'''Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}}''': No.\\

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->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}''': Have [[{{Disney}} [[Creator/{{Disney}} they]] ruined the franchise yet?\\
'''Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}}''': '''ComicBook/SpiderMan''': No.\\



-->-- '''Gamerzzone video reviewer''', on the DarkerAndEdgier remake of ''[[http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/08/05/boiga-bruddas-2-part-4/ Boiga Bruddas]]'', ''{{chainsawsuit}}''

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-->-- '''Gamerzzone video reviewer''', on the DarkerAndEdgier remake of ''[[http://chainsawsuit.com/2010/08/05/boiga-bruddas-2-part-4/ Boiga Bruddas]]'', ''{{chainsawsuit}}''
''Webcomic/{{chainsawsuit}}''
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->"So, ''Colonial Marines'' is pretty much a wash. But without meaning to absolve the developers (they get all the blame for this fucking train wreck as soon as they figure out how to [[NeverMyFault divvy it up]]), what gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. Have you seen literally anything ''Alien'' related, post-''{{Film/Alien}}'' the film? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!"

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->"So, ''Colonial Marines'' is pretty much a wash. But without meaning to absolve the developers (they get all the blame for this fucking train wreck as soon as they figure out how to [[NeverMyFault divvy it up]]), what ->"What gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. Have you seen literally anything ''Alien'' related, post-''{{Film/Alien}}'' the film? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!"

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->''Film/StarTrekGenerations'' ruined everything. Not just ''Franchise/StarTrek'', but everything!
-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''RedLetterMedia''



->What I can say for sure is that everyone of you out there at one point before watching [[AttackOfTheClones this movie]] said to yourself, "Well ''ThePhantomMenace'' was awful, but maybe [[AttackOfTheClones this one will]] be better." [...] Hopes were high that ''StarWars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''ThePhantomMenace'' as being "that really bad one." But what you didn't realize was how fucking ''wrong'' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''StarWars''-y stuff that ''AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''ThePhantomMenace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[EverythingsLouderWithBagpipes bagpipes]]. It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again, to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and everyone. You didn't realize that the nightmare of your own life had just begun.

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->What I can say for sure is that everyone of you out there at one point before watching [[AttackOfTheClones this movie]] said to yourself, "Well ''ThePhantomMenace'' was awful, but maybe [[AttackOfTheClones this one will]] be better." [...] Hopes ->"Hopes were high that ''StarWars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''ThePhantomMenace'' as being "that really bad one." But what you didn't realize was how fucking ''wrong'' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''StarWars''-y stuff that ''AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''ThePhantomMenace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[EverythingsLouderWithBagpipes bagpipes]]. [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again, again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and everyone. every''one''! You didn't realize that the nightmare of your own life had just begun.begun!"

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