History Quotes / RuinedFOREVER

->'''Announcer''': And now, the real LostEpisode!

->It's ''ScoobyDoo.'' How do you "'''ruin'''" ''Scooby-Doo''?

->'''Celestia''': If we don't stop it within three days time the show will be ruined forever.\\
'''Cadance''' Not again. How many times can something be ruined forever?\\
'''Celestia''': I don't know. There doesn't seem to be a limit. Does there?
-->''WebVideo/MyLittlePonyTotallyLegitRecap'' "School Raze" (Part 1)

-->--'''Alucard''', ''WebOriginal/HellsingUltimateAbridged'', shutting this argument down in-universe

->Fans realize something Creator/{{Hasbro}} does not, that robust [[LongRunners 30-year-old]] [[CashCowFranchise billion-dollar franchises]], while seemingly healthy, are in actuality as fragile as two bricks tied together with tissue paper. One mistake, one bad mis-step will cause the entire thing to shatter and fall apart; and ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' would be [[TropeNamer ruined forever]].

->13500000000 BC: The Big Bang creates the universe as we know it. The protons, neutrons, and electrons that will eventually compose ''Transformers'' are formed, [[InsaneTrollLogic thereby ruining the Transformers franchise forever]]. [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy A Thursday]].

'''Goku:''' (''putting on a copy of Vegeta's armor'') Look, Vegeta! I'm you! [[Franchise/MassEffect Paragon til death!]]\\

-->--'''MarkEvanier'''

->What is [[Creator/KimKardashian this cunt]] doing on the cover of ''Rolling Stone''? Music has [[RuinedFOREVER officially died.]] Who knew it would be ''Rolling Stone'' that murdered it? [[Series/AmericanIdol Simon Cowell]] and [[Series/TheXFactor Louis Walsh]] can no longer be expected to take all the blame.

->What gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Have you seen literally anything Alien related, post-]]''{{Film/Aliens}}'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion the film]]? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, ''circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines''

!!!Reviews
->This [was] the moment where it came crashing down, becoming an old past love, on the shelf following ''Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse and ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, remembered with affection, but clearly and decisively left in the past. The [[Series/DoctorWho weird British sci-fi show]] I was the only one who had heard of made a new movie for American television, my friends and tormenters watched it, and… it sucked. There was nothing to defend. People came up to me the next day and told me that they’d seen that ''Doctor Who'' thing I liked so much, and it sucked. And I couldn’t disagree. They had me dead to rights. The big, climactic return had happened, it was awful, the series [[FranchiseKiller keeled over and died again]], and that was that.
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/12/clinging-to-skin-of-this-tiny-little.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie}} The TV Movie]]"

->''Star Trek: Voyager'' was so insanely, teeth-grindingly terrible it nearly killed the entire ''Star Trek'' franchise (and {{space opera}}, arguably, as well) forever. Even Jeri Ryan in a lycra suit couldn't redeem this atrocity, which took every annoying tic and quirk and cringe-inducing faux pas of every ''Star Trek'' episode ever and [[ClicheStorm built a series around it]]. It was woefully bogged down by irritating non-characters (all of whom inspire nothing less than an overwhelming compulsion to [[EightDeadlyWords punch each one of them in the throat]]) and plots smothered in politically-correct tedium. It also had the most hateful comic relief character ever to appear in a sci-fi franchise (the insufferable 'Neelix') until Jar Jar Binks rolled into town. And that includes [[Series/LostInSpace Herbie the Robot.]]
-->--'''[[http://secretsunjr.blogspot.com/2010/03/mystery-voyager-theatre.html Christopher Loring Knowles]]'''

->Tom Paris follows Harry and turns his fake date into [[BalefulPolymorph a huge moo cow]] and Kim [[MilkingTheGiantCow shakes his fists at the heavens]] and screams ‘[[SkywardScream Tooooom!]]’ Once again ''Voyager'' hits a new low, topping [[http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Alice_%28episode%29 sick’em Alice]], [[http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Fair_Haven_%28episode%29 dildo-programming Janeway]] and ''[[http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Collective_%28episode%29 Borg 90210]]''. All we need to pervert the show even more than this is to have Kes return and [[PutOnABusToHell try and destroy the ship]] because she thinks she is hard done by. [[http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Fury_%28episode%29 Wait a couple of weeks]], you say?
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Spirit Folk"

->(dazed)'' "...Yeah, you know, I don't even like the [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Black Eyed Peas]] songs I ''said'' I liked. It feels like millions of years ago."''
-->-- '''ToddInTheShadows''' [[http://blip.tv/todds-pop-song-reviews/the-top-ten-worst-hit-songs-of-2013-6717249 on]] "#thatPOWER"

->''"The Miami Dolphins and Jacksonville Jaguars are basically the same franchise. After great initial success, they annihilated their fan base with decades of bad management, bad ownership, and increasingly ugly teal uniforms. And they have no chance of rebuilding their fan base, because their loyal fans are tired of their shit, and everyone else is a transplant who roots for a northern or midwestern NFL team. The NFL should merge these two teams and call them the Florida Jagolphs.'''
-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669 Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Miami Dolphins]]'''"

->''"For years there have been reports of the death of {{the Western}}. Now comes ''American Outlaws'', proof that even [[SpaghettiWestern the B Western]] is dead. It only wants to be a bad movie, [[InsultToRocks and fails.]] Imagine the cast of ''Film/AmericanPie'' given a camera, lots of money, costumes, and horses, and told to act serious and pretend to be cowboys, and this is what you might get."''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->''"You're kidding me, right? They made a sequel to ''Road House''? A movie so bad it actually killed [[TheEighties the 1980s?]] I'm serious, it KILLED a DECADE. How do you even do that? The only other movie I know that can make that claim is the movie that killed [[TheSeventies the 70s]], ''{{Film/Moonraker}}.''"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/road-house-2/ on]] ''Film/RoadHouse 2''

->''"What gets me are the ''Aliens'' fans who have been declaring it the final betrayal. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Have you seen literally anything Alien related, post-]]''{{Film/Aliens}}'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion the film]]? Your sweetums has been [[{{Sequelitis}} putting it out for decades, guys!]] The betrayal ship has sailed, ''circumnavigated the globe and returned to port laden with exotic spice!''"''

->''"Hopes were high that ''Franchise/StarWars'' could be saved. Maybe we'd all look back on ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' as being "that really bad one." But what you didn't realize was how fucking ''wrong'' you were. You couldn't have imagined that even with all the cool ''Star Wars''-y stuff that ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' could actually be ''worse'' than ''The Phantom Menace''. That it could be the worst thing since [[AnythingButThat bagpipes]]! It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgment again; to live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything, and every''one''. You didn't realize that [[SuckinessIsPainful the nightmare of your own life had just begun.]]"''
-->-- '''Mr. Plinkett''', ''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''

->''"While her husband is assumed certainly dead, Chewbacca's wife Malla watches a comedic cooking show about [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment a four-armed drag queen making a pot of smashed meat]]. It's around here where the viewer's confusion begins to form into a tasteable hate... If you love ''Franchise/StarWars'' and comedy, then this is like watching scientists saw your wife in half. A part of you dies with her, and that magic trick is ruined forever."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-look-back-at-the-star-wars-holiday-special/#ixzz33R9eBg8b "The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special"]]

->''"I honestly don’t know that I will ever love Christmas like I once did. I mean, seriously, Ralphie rear ending a mannequin. Ralphie and Flick raping Schwartz. The Old Man morphing into Fred Flintstone. Everything great and wonderful about Christmas completely, utterly, forever ruined."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

->''"Congratulations, YOU'VE RUINED DANCE FOR ME FOREVER!"''

->''"Somehow, every incarnation becomes the apocalypse. Somehow, the fans are still around by the time the next race comes along, this time [[FanDumb bringing friends they want to introduce to this show that sucks so much now.]]"''
-->-- '''Adam-Troy Castro''', ''[[Series/TheAmazingRace My Ox is Broken]]''

->''"This ''[was]'' the moment where it came crashing down, becoming an old past love, on the shelf following ''Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse and ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, remembered with affection, but clearly and decisively left in the past. The [[Series/DoctorWho weird British sci-fi show]] I was the only one who had heard of made a new movie for American television, my friends and tormenters watched it, and… it sucked. There was nothing to defend. People came up to me the next day and told me that they’d seen that ''Doctor Who'' thing I liked so much, and it sucked. And I couldn’t disagree. They had me dead to rights. The big, climactic return had happened, it was awful, the series [[FranchiseKiller keeled over and died again]], and that was that."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/12/clinging-to-skin-of-this-tiny-little.html Phil Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie}} The TV Movie]]"

->''"''Star Trek: Voyager'' was so insanely, teeth-grindingly terrible it nearly killed the entire ''Star Trek'' franchise (and {{space opera}}, arguably, as well) forever. Even Jeri Ryan in a lycra suit couldn't redeem this atrocity, which took every annoying tic and quirk and cringe-inducing faux pas of every ''Star Trek'' episode ever and [[ClicheStorm built a series around it]]. It was woefully bogged down by irritating non-characters (all of whom inspire nothing less than an overwhelming compulsion to [[EightDeadlyWords punch each one of them in the throat]]) and plots smothered in politically-correct tedium. It also had the most hateful comic relief character ever to appear in a sci-fi franchise (the insufferable 'Neelix') until Jar Jar Binks rolled into town. And that includes [[Series/LostInSpace Herbie the Robot.]]"''

->''"Tom Paris follows Harry and turns his fake date into [[BalefulPolymorph a huge moo cow]] and Kim [[MilkingTheGiantCow shakes his fists at the heavens]] and screams ‘[[SkywardScream Tooooom!]]’ Once again ''Voyager'' hits a new low, topping sick’em Alice, dildo-programming Janeway and Borg ''90210''. All we need to pervert the show even more than this is to have Kes return and [[HeelTurn try and destroy the ship]] because she thinks she is hard done by. [[TemptingFate Wait a couple of weeks]], you say?"''

->'''David''': [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing Relief.]]\\
'''Chris''': It’s over. [[TheEndOrIsIt But at what cost?]] ...Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s going to hurt the idea of Superman or anything. If nothing else, Nick Spencer’s use of [[CanonImmigrant Chloe Sullivan]] in the JimmyOlsen comic has shown that you can do like {{Music/Outkast}} said and make a fat diamond out of dusty coal.. But I do think it’s weird that for a decade, this is what’s been sold to the public at large as the World’s Greatest Super-Hero.\\
'''David''': Honestly, I just don’t think the public at large even remembers the show’s on. That’s the response I’ve gotten from most people.\\
'''Chris''': The public at large also doesn’t know they still print comic books.\\
'''David''': Touche.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Miami Dolphins]]'''"

->''"Tom Paris follows Harry and turns his fake date into a huge moo cow and Kim [[MilkingTheGiantCow shakes his fists at the heavens]] and screams ‘[[SkywardScream Tooooom!]]’ Once again ''Voyager'' hits a new low, topping sick’em Alice, dildo-programming Janeway and Borg ''90210''. All we need to pervert the show even more than this is to have Kes return and [[HeelTurn try and destroy the ship]] because she thinks she is hard done by. [[TemptingFate Wait a couple of weeks]], you say?"''