History Quotes / RobotWar

-->--JonathanCoulton, "Chiron Beta Prime"

-->--LemonDemon, "When Robots Attack"

->''BOMBING SUCCESSFUL\\

continue bombing///''

->''[[AC:BOMBING SUCCESSFUL\\
Craft No. 3460 report: bombing successful\\

continue bombing///]]''

-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-->-- Introduction to [=EarthSiege 2=]

--> '''SymphonyX - Iconoclast'''

-- >--'''[[Franchise/RatchetAndClank Courtney Gears]]''', [[VillainSong Death to Squishies]]

[[OmnicidalManiac When we exterminate all organic life!"]]\\

-> '''Trooper Douro''': Sir, I put a plasma gun shot dead center on the machine's chest and saw it go down. It didn't make any difference, they kept coming, no matter how much fire we poured into them. I lost count of how many shots I fired, but half the time these things just got back up again!

-> '''Colonel Montague''': You are sure the weapons were properly consecrated before the engagement? The war spirits were honoured?

-> '''Trooper Douro''': Yes, damn it, we -[''Sergeant Bullen administers physical correction for use of inappropriate language before a senior officer''] Yes- yes, the weapon spirits were honoured.

-> '''Colonel Montague''': Then continue. What happened next?

-> '''Trooper Douro''': I saw Lukiz and Hucks collapse, their skin and muscle stripped from their bodies by these metal daemons' weapons, it was horrible. The Chimera was giving us some good fire support, but even that could barely keep them at bay. Our line was holding, just, but then I saw a swarm of gleaming, beetle-like things sweep over our heads and attach themselves to the tank. Before we knew what was happening they detonated and blasted the Chimera's turret clean off. One of them must've hit the magazine... a second later it blew sky high, taking two of Red Company's squads with it.

-> '''Colonel Montague''': Did you see anything other than the mechanical warriors and the swarming machines that destroyed the Chimera?

-> '''Trooper Douro''': Uh... yes. Like I said, no matter how hard we hit em, we couldn't stop their advance, but we were still putting a lot of em down. Then as I went back to get more plasma cells for my gun, I saw this weird black light, like a miniature tornado suddenly appear behind Blue Company's heavy weapons platoon. I shouted a warning, but it was too late. More of these mechanical devils emerged from that darkness and fired a volley of shots into them. [''Subject sobs uncontrollably for several minutes until disciplinary correction administered by Sergeant Bullen''] Sorry... then this creature in crumbling robes and carrying a staff that crackled with power was amongst them and carved them up. I saw the Captain cut in two and Commissar Vaughn was ripped apart by this monster's bodyguard. The rest of the platoon broke and ran, but I was quicker. I managed to get to the bunker and, Emperor forgive me, I locked the door and hid. I didn't come out for three days but, when I did, there was nothing left.

-> '''Colonel Montague''': You are a disgrace to the regiment, Douro. You are scum of the worst kind, a deserter and a coward and I shall take great pleasure in watching your execution. Take him away, sergeant.

-->-- '''Trois morceaux en forme de mechanika''' by Gord Sellar

-- >--'''[[RatchetAndClank Courtney Gears]]''', [[VillainSong Death to Squishies]]

-->--[=Binärpilot=], "Robot Wars"

-->--Binärpilot, "Robot Wars"

-->-- The Soldier, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->'''[[BadassAutomaton Legion]]''': [[ApocalypticLog Recording]] ends.

-->--Binärpilot, "Robot Wars"

-->--Binärpilot, "Robot Wars"

-->--Music/JudasPriest, "Metal Gods"

-> '''Colonel Montague''': You are a disgrace to the regiment, Douro. You are scum of the worst kind, a deserter and a coward and I shall take great pleasure in watching your execution. Take him away, sergeant.
-->-- ''Excerpt from court-martial interrogation of Trooper Douro, XXIX Pyran Dragoons 999.M41'', {{Warhammer 40000}}

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--> '''Interplanetary Ninja Assassin Claptrap''', ''[[{{Borderlands}} Claptrap's New Robot Revolution]]''

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-->-- ''MassEffect2''

Get ready, Pisces, because this week you’ve got a date with Destiny. Unfortunately, Destiny is bringing along its ugly friend, Screaming Robot Genocide.''

-> '''Trooper Douro''': Sir, I put a plasma gun shot dead center on the machine’s chest and saw it go down. It didn’t make any difference, they kept coming, no matter how much fire we poured into them. I lost count of how many shots I fired, but half the time these things just got back up again!

-> '''Trooper Douro''': Yes, damn it, we – [''Sergeant Bullen administers physical correction for use of inappropriate language before a senior officer''] Yes…yes, the weapon spirits were honoured.

-> '''Trooper Douro''': I saw Lukiz and Hucks collapse, their skin and muscle stripped from their bodies by these metal daemons’ weapons, it was horrible. The Chimera was giving us some good fire support, but even that could barely keep them at bay. Our line was holding, just, but then I saw a swarm of gleaming, beetle-like things sweep over our heads and attach themselves to the tank. Before we knew what was happening they detonated and blasted the Chimera’s turret clean off. One of them must’ve hit the magazine…a second later it blew sky high, taking two of Red Company’s squads with it.

-> '''Trooper Douro''': Uh…yes. Like I said, no matter how hard we hit ‘em, we couldn’t stop their advance, but we were still putting a lot of ‘em down. Then as I went back to get more plasma cells for my gun, I saw this weird black light, like a miniature tornado suddenly appear behind Blue Company’s heavy weapons platoon. I shouted a warning, but it was too late. More of these mechanical devils emerged from that darkness and fired a volley of shots into them. [''Subject sobs uncontrollably for several minutes until disciplinary correction administered by Sergeant Bullen''] Sorry…then this creature in crumbling robes and carrying a staff that crackled with power was amongst them and carved them up. I saw the Captain cut in two and Commissar Vaughn was ripped apart by this monster’s bodyguard. The rest of the platoon broke and ran, but I was quicker. I managed to get to the bunker and, Emperor forgive me, I locked the door and hid. I didn’t come out for three days but, when I did, there was nothing left.

-> '''Legion:''' Not without additional data that suggests co-existence is possible our desirable for creators. When the creators have believed victory is possible, they have attacked us 100% of the time.

-->--JudasPriest, "Metal Gods"

->'''Shepard:''' Was [that recording] the first time a Geth asked if it had a soul?
->'''Legion:''' No. It was the first time a creator became frightened when we asked.
--> ''MassEffect2''

-- '''[[RatchetAndClank Courtney Gears]]''', [[VillainSong Death to Squishies]]

--> -- ''Flight of the Conchords'', "Robot Song"