History Quotes / ReplacementGoldfish

'''Ryan:''' […] I went and fucking grew wheat and led a cow back--\\

->'''Luz''': And about [[spoiler:Hunter]]? What's a Grimwalker?\\

-->-- ''{{Machinima/Red Vs Blue}}''

'''Caboose:''' [[ItsNotYouItsMe Yeah, it's not me.]] [[InvertedTrope It's you.]] [...] Oh, um… we sorta call the new guy "Church," y'know, sometimes?\\

-->-- '''[[TheBigGuy Reyn]]''' in response to all his ShipTease with [[TheMedic Sharla]], ''VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}''

->I loved my chosen. How then to face the day when she left me? So I took from her body a single cell, perhaps to love her again.

->This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of a goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

->What am I, [[LampshadeHanging some sort of Gadolt substitute!?]]

->What better way to mourn the loss of a loved one than to fully replace them?

->[[CloningBlues If I die, I can be replaced.]]
-->-- '''Ayanami Rei''' on several occasions, ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''

->'''Kerchak:''' Kala, it will not replace the one we lost.\\
'''Kala:''' I know, but… he needs me.
-->-- ''Disney/{{Tarzan}}''

->In a glen beyond the castle wall\\
There was a tinker\\
And he was a thinker\\
The smartest man in all the world\\
He made a mechanical girl\\
For you see, his daughter passed away that summer\\
And though he knew he could not replace her\\
He missed his family

->'''Church:''' Washington?! Why are you wearing Blue armor? …why are you wearing ''my'' armor?\\
'''Wash:''' Oh. Um…\\

'''Wash:''' They sorta used me to… replace you? On Blue team?\\

'''Caboose:''' I wouldn't really use the word "replace," but there's no word for "take over for you and make everything better almost immediately." [[NoExceptYes So we just say "replace."]]\\
'''Church:''' When did ''this'' happen? […] Right after I left?!\\

'''Caboose:''' [[ItsNotYouItsMe Yeah, it's not me.]] [[InvertedTrope It's you.]] […] Oh, um… we sorta call the new guy "Church," y'know, sometimes?\\

'''Wash:''' Caboose just finds it easier. The armor color confuses him… As do a lot of things.\\

'''Ryan:''' [...] I went and fucking grew wheat and led a cow back-\\

'''Michael:''' You just got a random cow, so as far as we know he's free in the wild-\\

'''Ryan:''' Yeah, Edgar is-\\

->[[CloningBlues If I die, I can be replaced]].

->'''Church:''' Washington?! Why are you wearing Blue armor? ...Why are you wearing ''my'' armor?\\
'''Wash:''' Oh. Um...\\

'''Wash:''' They sorta used me to... replace you? On Blue team?\\

'''Church:''' When did ''this'' happen? [...] Right after I left?!\\
'''Caboose:''' Well, it wasn't ''right'' after, but, y'know, but, it was like... five, ten seconds.\\

'''Caboose:''' [[ItsNotYouItsMe Yeah, it's not me.]] [[InvertedTrope It's you.]] [...] Oh, um... we sorta call the new guy "Church," y'know, sometimes?\\

'''Wash:''' Caboose just finds it easier. The armor color confuses him... As do a lot of things.\\

-->-- '''Commissioner Pravin Lal''' - "Time of Bereavement", ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

'''Kala:''' I know, but...he needs me.

-->-- ''PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/03/02 Ripped From Today's Headlines, Pt. 5]]"

->I loved my chosen. How then to face the day when she left me? So I took from her body a single cell, perhaps to love her again.
-->-- '''Commissioner Pravin Lal''' - "Time of Bereavement", ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

->What am I, [[LampshadeHanging some sort of Gadolt substitute!?]]
-->-- '''[[TheBigGuy Reyn]]''' in response to all his ShipTease with [[TheMedic Sharla]], ''VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}''

->[[CloningBlues If I die, I can be replaced]].
-->-- '''Ayanami Rei''' on several occasions, ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''

->'''Michael:''' You BASTARD! I set [[TeamPet Edgar]] free in the middle of the video and Ryan led him back!
->'''Ryan:''' [...] I went and fucking grew wheat and led a cow back-
->'''Geoff:''' [[TheHyena You grew wheat!]]
->'''Michael:''' Wait, wait, did you get Edgar back?
->'''Ryan:''' I dunno.
->'''Michael:''' You just got a random cow, so as far as we know he's free in the wild-
->'''Geoff:''' He doesn't give a fuck which cow it is.
->'''Ryan:''' Yeah, Edgar is-
->'''Michael:''' Of course it matters! That was the original Edgar!
->'''Ryan:''' No, you don't understand: ''[[ExactWords "Edgar" is the one in the hole.]]''
-->-- ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Achievement Hunter Minecraft]]'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH_Qe7SkciI&t=35m30s Episode 61]]

->'''Church:''' Washington?! Why are you wearing Blue armor? ...Why are you wearing ''my'' armor?
->'''Wash:''' Oh. Um...
->'''Caboose:''' Oh, ''yeah'', yeah.
->'''Wash:''' They sorta used me to... replace you? On Blue team?
->'''Church:''' ''Replace'' me?
->'''Caboose:''' I wouldn't really use the word "replace," but there's no word for "take over for you and make everything better almost immediately." [[NoExceptYes So we just say "replace."]]
->'''Church:''' When did ''this'' happen? [...] Right after I left?!
->'''Caboose:''' Well, it wasn't ''right'' after, but, y'know, but, it was like... five, ten seconds.
->'''Church:''' You've gotta be kidding me.
->'''Caboose:''' Life is short. We had to move on.
->'''Church:''' I think I just got dumped by ''Caboose''. This is un-fucking-believable!
->'''Caboose:''' [[ItsNotYouItsMe Yeah, it's not me.]] [[InvertedTrope It's you.]] [...] Oh, um... we sorta call the new guy "Church," y'know, sometimes?
->'''Church:''' ''[[FlatWhat What]].''
->'''Wash:''' Caboose just finds it easier. The armor color confuses him. (''{{beat}}'') As do a lot of things.
->'''Church:''' ''{{Let me get this straight}}, [[TranquilFury Agent Washington. You took my NAME, too?]]''
->'''Wash:''' It's only in certain circumstances.
->'''Caboose:''' Like when we talk to him. Or when we fill out paperwork. Or sing Happy Birthday to him.
->'''Church:''' YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!
-->-- ''{{Machinima/Red Vs Blue}}''

->'''Kerchak:''' Kala, it will not replace the one we lost.
->'''Kala:''' I know, but...he needs me.
-->--''Disney/{{Tarzan}}''

->In a glen beyond the castle wall
->There was a tinker
->And he was a thinker
->The smartest man in all the world
->He made a mechanical girl
->For you see, his daughter passed away that summer
->And though he knew he could not replace her
->He missed his family

-->-- ''[[ChuckPalahniuk Survivor]]''

-->-- '''[[TheBigGuy Reyn]]''' in response to all his ShipTease with [[TheMedic Sharla]], ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles''

->'''Tycho:''' In my grief, I paid a MadScientist twenty million for a cybernetic replica of my dead wife. It was my wish that it look, feel, and behave just as she did.
->'''Gabe:''' Is that it?
->'''Tycho:''' Yeah.
->'''Gabe:''' That's just a bucket on roller-skates.
->'''Tycho:''' It really wasn't a good investment.

->'''Caboose:''' Like when we talk to him. Or when we fill out paperwork. Or sing happy birthday to him.
->'''Wash:''' YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!

->''"This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of a goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground."''
-->-- '''[[ChuckPalahniuk Survivor]]'''

->''"I loved my chosen. How then to face the day when she left me? So I took from her body a single cell, perhaps to love her again."''
-->-- '''Commissioner Pravin Lal - "Time of Bereavement"''', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

->''"What am I, [[LampshadeHanging some sort of Gadolt substitute!?]]"''

->''"If I die, I can be replaced."''

->''In a glen beyond the castle wall''
->''There was a tinker''
->''And he was a thinker''
->''The smartest man in all the world''
->''He made a mechanical girl''
->''For you see, his daughter passed away that summer''
->''And though he knew he could not replace her''
->''He missed his family''

-> This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of a goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

-> I loved my chosen. How then to face the day when she left me? So I took from her body a single cell, perhaps to love her again.
-->-- '''Commissioner Pravin Lal - "Time of Bereavement"''', ''SidMeiersAlphaCentauri'''

-> What am I, [[LampshadeHanging some sort of Gadolt substitute]]!?
-->--'''[[TheBigGuy Reyn]], in response to all his ShipTease with [[TheMedic Sharla]],''' XenobladeChronicles.

-> If I die, I can be replaced.
-->--'''Ayanami Rei''' on several occasions, NeonGenesisEvangelion. (Turns out she's right, too.)

-> ''In a glen beyond the castle wall''
-> ''There was a tinker''
-> ''And he was a thinker''
-> ''The smartest man in all the world''
-> ''He made a mechanical girl''
-> ''For you see, his daughter passed away that summer''
-> ''And though he knew he could not replace her''
-> ''He missed his family''

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-->--'''[[TheBigGuy Reyn]], in response to all the ShipTease with [[TheMedic Sharla]],''' XenobladeChronicles.

-> ''In a glen beyond the castle wall,''
-> ''There lived a tinker,''
-> ''And he was a thinker,''
-> ''The smartest man in all the world.''
-> ''He made a mechanical girl.''
-> ''For you see, his daughter passed away that summer,''
-> ''And though he knew he could not replace her,''
-> ''He missed his family.''

-> ''In a glen beyond the castle wall''
-> ''There lived a tinker''
-> ''And he was a thinker''
-> ''The smartest man in all the world''
-> ''He made a mechanical girl''

-> ''For you see, his daughter passed away that summer,

-> ''For you see, his daughter passed away''
-> ''Last summer, and though he''
-> ''Knew he could not replace her,''

-->--[[TheBigGuy Reyn]], in response to all the ShipTease with [[TheMedic Sharla]], XenobladeChronicles.