History Quotes / OldShame

-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

-->--''[[WebAnimation/WelcomeTo Welcome to Webcomics]]''

-->--'''Creator/LindsayEllis, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpUx9DnQUkA That Time Disney Remade Beauty and the Beast]] '''

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons, [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E9SideshowBobsLastGleaming 7.09 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]''

-->--'''Andrew Nicholls''', ''Valuable Lessons''

-->--'''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Rich Burlew]]'''

-->--'''Thomas Howell''', during an interview regarding his role as Zoom in ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueTheFlashpointParadox''

-->--'''Creator/RodSerling''', on his early writing career.

-->--'''Sir Poley''', author of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8096183/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Natural-20 Harry Potter and the Natural 20]]''.

-->--Twitter conversation

->Effectively, Disney has gone and made a movie which differs in content only in that it appears to exist to appease [[TakeThat the pedantic f*cks of YouTube with their decades of bad-faith criticism]], [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick and for ever having enabled]] [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses that atmosphere of pedantic f*ckery]] that led to the creation of a film that goes out of its way to address the plot holes of the film that it's based on... uh, I will never cease my penance walk.

-> I was embarrassed then to be a part of them, and I still am. ESPECIALLY To Boldly Flee.
-->-- ''Creator/LindsayEllis'' on the [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]] anniversary specials.

'''[=GlitchMike=]''': [=@JewelStaite=]: You do realize that you've [[StreisandEffect just caused 38,000 people to google "Jewel Staite Party Mania",]] right?\\

->'''Per''': Written for a Creator/BetteMidler-[[Film/HocusPocus movie]], but ended up in the Film/SuperMarioBros flop instead. We thought it was cool to have a song in that movie, because we both liked Dennis Hopper and Bob Hoskins.\\

->'''Per''': Written for a Creator/BetteMidler-movie, but ended up in the Film/SuperMarioBros flop instead. We thought it was cool to have a song in that movie, because we both liked Dennis Hopper and Bob Hoskins.\\

-->'''Sir Poley''', author of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8096183/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Natural-20 Harry Potter and the Natural 20]]''.

->Dear Internet; While I agree that I was indeed a precociously adorable child, let's go ahead and bury the [[http://youtu.be/VLWofEA_tlo?t=12m11s PartyMania]]. Cool? Thx a million. --'''[[Creator/JewelStaite Jewel Staite's]] Twitter feed, 2010'''
--->[=@JewelStaite=]: You do realize that you've [[StreisandEffect just caused 38,000 people to google "Jewel Staite Party Mania",]] right?'' --'''Twitter user [=GlitchMike=]'''
---->''[[OhCrap "Aw, shit."]]'' --'''Jewel Staite'''

->'''Creator/JonathanRoss:''' Alright, we've established - John can act. John can ''push a dog in a pram''. John's got his own... [[TakeThat not-particularly-well-crafted]], action figure. He can sing, and so on and so forth. [[Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon But can he choose the right movies to be in?]]\\

-> Yeah, we apologise for your hellish experience in playing this ROM hack. It could have been decent, but as we mentioned before, the testing was a complete nightmare and wasn't done properly, so many, many things that should have been made easier, fixed or removed weren't fixed/removed/made easier.

-->--'''RodSerling''', on his early writing career.

-->-- '''Cheatmaster30''' to Levelengine on Mario Endgame.

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->L. Ron was also the author of a notorious work of junk pseudoscience, ''All About Radiation''. It was so bad that he left his name off the first edition and credited it to '[[AlanSmithee a nuclear physicist and a medical doctor]]'. L. Ron Hubbard [[KnowNothingKnowItAll is neither, of course.]]
-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki'''''

->'''Alan Ruck:''' ''([[{{TheUnsmile}} grits teeth]])'' Two more years till ''Series/SpinCity'', I can do this. This dipshit part will only be a blip on my resume.
-->--''Website/TheAgonyBooth'' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/Star_Trek__Generations_1994.aspx on]] ''Film/StarTrekGenerations''

->Paul Cornell called this the worst book he has ever read; who am I to disagree with the author? I can’t remember the last time I read such a load of old wank... Like squeezing lemon into an already painful wound, the cover is also appalling.
-->--'''[[http://docohosreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2009/06/no-future-by-paul-cornell.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures, No Future''

->''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' was broadcast on TV in 1978 as a fine-print stipulation to [[DealWithTheDevil the fiddle contest that George Lucas lost to the devil.]] It was terrible in every possible direction. If Hitler forced aliens to put on a variety show at gunpoint, you'd feel more comfortable watching it. To this day, parts of George Lucas [[AllergicToEvil sizzle and fall off]] if you mention it near him. Famous little person Creator/WarwickDavis actually started as a section of George Lucas that screamed and detached itself when the special first aired.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-look-back-at-the-star-wars-holiday-special/#ixzz33R9eBg8b "The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special"]]

->[[Creator/JohnTravolta You can tell by the way that he uses his walk that he]]--really wants out of this movie, ''fast''.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''Two of the Kind''

->'''Chris''': The best thing I can say about this piece of crap was that it was so terrible that I didn’t have the energy to turn the television off after it was over and ended up watching the first half hour of ''{{Series/Supernatural}}'', which was about the two main characters being shoved through a dimensional portal into a world where they were Creator/JensenAckles and Creator/JaredPadalecki on the set of an episode of ''Supernatural.''\\
'''David''': That… sounds… kind of awesome.\\
'''Chris''': The thing is, though, there’s a part where the guy played by Padalecki is making fun of Jensen Ackles for being on ''Series/DaysOfOurLives'', and I kept wanting him to rip into him for being on ''Smallville.''
-->--''Smallvillains'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-15-fortune/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("[[Recap/SmallvilleS09E05Roulette Roulette]]")

->You haven't seen Creator/TomHanks act until you've seen him bawl like a toddler in a phone booth in ''Mazes & Monsters''. He sounds like a retarded person trying to ask for directions... "[[InelegantBlubbering AUUUGH BWA HUH HUH HUH!!]]" Robbie whimpers over the phone, gushing snot into the receiver. Which for this particular New York phone is nothing new. It's seen worse bodily fluids.\\\
"Calm down, Robbie!" Kate pleads. "Where are you?"\\\
"[[TheUnintelligible OOHHHHH WAAAH HAAAH HAAAH!!]]"\\\
"New York? The fuck you doing there?"\\\
"AH DUNNO!! AAAAH HUNNH...HUNNHH...AAAH [[BreadEggsMilkSquick BLOOD!]] WAAAH KAAAAAATE!"...aaand so on.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/mazes-and-monsters/ on]] ''Film/MazesAndMonsters''

->It’s also during this scene that we get a title card announcing '[[AndStarring And Introducing]] CameronDiaz.' I knew this was her big breakout role, but I’d completely forgotten that it was actually her first movie. Well, except for a softcore bondage picture from 1992 that was later released as ''[[ParallelPornTitles She’s No Angel]]'' to capitalize on her role in ''Film/CharliesAngels'', that is. Incidentally, that one’s not on Netflix.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-the-mask-1994-part-two/ on]] ''Film/TheMask''

->And then there’s Creator/PaulMcGann, about whom… Look, however good he may be on [[AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho the audios]], he’s on autopilot here. Curiously, he’s much livelier in the audition tapes included as a DVD extra, where he’s delivering lines out of the (mercifully) abandoned Leekley version. This is almost understandable -- for all the horrific flaws of the Leekley version, it at least offered [=McGann=] a {{story arc}} instead of leaving him [[RidiculouslyAverageGuy an essentially reactive character]]... In any case, [=McGann=] has little to work with and seems at times to be [[HamAndCheese rooting against the project]] just so he can move on to something that isn’t misery-inducing. His reluctance, initially, to come back to do the Big Finish material is utterly understandable.
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/12/clinging-to-skin-of-this-tiny-little.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie}} The TV Movie]]"

->[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner]] ends the documentary admitting [[IRejectYourReality he’s great at denial]]. Well, yeah, otherwise this film would have given him cause to go back to El Capitan and throw himself off the top.
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''[='s=] director commentary

->Unfortunately, there isn't much of a story behind why the world was never treated to ''[[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros. 2: The Sequel]]'', other than the simple fact that the original film is so baneful, voodoo shamans wear it around their necks to intercept curses... Creator/BobHoskins hates it with every fiber of his being, John Leguizamo devoted an entire chapter of his autobiography to the movie's unbridled shititude, and Creator/DennisHopper literally called it a nightmare. Considering some of the peyote-laced night terrors that must've boiled behind that man's resting eyelids, this is [[{{Room101}} arguably the strongest criticism that could possibly be leveled at a Mario Bros. movie.]]
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-bad-movies-that-were-hilariously-sure-sequel/ "4 Bad Movies That Were Hilariously Sure of a Sequel"]]

->Also, if you write a line in a serious dramatic moment in your videogame and it ends up being "tl;dr: eat shit, fagots," write something else. From the creator of [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} the best game ever GameFAQs tournament 2015]], everyone!
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/halloweenhack/halloweenhack.htm Jonathan Kaharl]]''' on ''VideoGame/TheHalloweenHack''

->This special has'' never ''re-aired, and to this day, George Lucas has apparently gone out of his way to make sure that'' nobody ''sees it. So, just to recap, this is the guy who said [[TheScrappy/{{Film}} this]] [Jar-Jar Binks] is OK, and [[Film/HowardTheDuck this]] [Howard the Duck] is OK. Which means ''this'' is the project he was personally ashamed of.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' - ''[[http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/nostalgia-critic-star-wars-christmas-3027358 The Star Wars Holiday Special]]''

->Alamo Drafthouse Cinema rediscovered the film in 2009 and contacted ''[Y.K.]'' Kim to see if they could re-distribute it. The claims about this film's failures aren't exaggerated, because Kim [[CandidCameraPrank seriously thought they were joking]]. And this guy is a motivation speaker who wrote the book ''[[{{Determinator}} Winning is a Choice]]''. If that isn't a testament to how embarrassing this film was, I don't know what is.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Film/MiamiConnection''

->The Xindi, by the way, is played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan who--among many other roles-- played The Comedian in ''{{Film/Watchmen}}''; and who last year, in an amusing Entertainment Weekly interview entitled, "''Oh, ''That'' Role"''? Well, this one was there not only as one he'd like to forget about, but that the experience of doing it was ''so'' terrible, he nearly quit acting because of it. ''Enterprise'': Sapping both the audience ''and'' the performers of their will to live!
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ("[[{{Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS03E11CarpenterStreet}} Carpenter Street]]")

->'''IGN:''' Is the presentation ever going to make it to DVD?\\
'''Creator/JossWhedon:''' Not while there is strength in these bones.\\
'''IGN:''' Well, I mean, it's one of [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes the most heavily bootlegged things on the Internet.]]\\
'''Whedon:''' Yeah. It sucks on ass.\\
'''IGN:''' Yeah, it does, but it's sort of that archival, historical perspective...\\
'''Whedon:''' Yeah, [[ParentheticalSwearing I've got your historical perspective.]]
-->--2003 IGN Film Force force interview, discussing the unaired ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' pilot

->'''Michael Dorn''': The security guard wouldn't let me on set when I was out of makeup.\\
'''Creator/PatrickStewart''': Oh, there were other reasons for that.\\
'''[=LeVar Burton=]''': I think it was your work in ''{{Series/CHiPs}}''.\\
'''Dorn''': "You were Jet Turner in ''[=CHiPs=]''! I'm sorry, you can't."
-->--''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', 25th Anniversary panel

->I had done a [=NordicTrack=] infomercial years before. And so my first day, my ''big'' day, my ONLY day on the set, Avery Brooks is here reminding me of it. How embarrassing... I said, "Avery, I got paid for doing it. [[WorkoutFanservice What was your excuse for watching it?]]"
-->--'''Chase Masterson''' on her ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' debut

->I wrote the episode, or at least the teleplay... Out of a hundred and some episodes, you're gonna have some stinkers! Unfortunately, that was a royal, steaming stinker... It was not my shining moment.
-->-- '''Brannon Braga''', regarding "[[{{Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E15Threshold}} Threshold]]", from the ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' season 2 DVD.

->... in reflecting on the entire two months of ''[[ComicBook/ScarletSpider Scarlet Spider]]'' books, I'm reminded of a scene from another movie: ''Film/ThisIsSpinalTap''... For their album ''Shark Sandwich'', [=DiBergi=] says, "The entire review consists of only two words: 'Shit sandwich.'" Well, that pretty sums up my opinion of the ''Scarlet Spider'' books, and I could end right here feeling that I'd told you everything you needed to know about them.
-->-- '''Editor/Writer Glenn Greenberg''' on ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''

->'''TIME:''' At what age will you sit River Rose down and tell her about ''From Justin To Kelly''?\\
'''Music/KellyClarkson:''' [[BigNever NEVER!]] We don’t have to show her that!\\
'''TIME:''' You’re going to [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain pretend it doesn’t exist?]]\\
'''Kelly:''' That’s what I do. So why not?\\
'''TIME:''' It could be a cult movie classic, you just have to give it a few more years...\\
'''Kelly:''' Oh my God, I hope not. I just want it to go away. I want to own all of it. I just want it to not be here.
-->--"Kelly Clarkson: I Will Never Tell My Daughter About ''Film/FromJustinToKelly''", 2.27.15

->Dear Internet; While I agree that I was indeed a precociously adorable child, let's go ahead and bury the [[http://youtu.be/VLWofEA_tlo?t=12m11s PartyMania]]. Cool? Thx a million.
-->--'''[[Creator/JewelStaite Jewel Staite's]] Twitter feed, 2010'''

-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/halloweenhack/halloweenhack.htm Jonathan Kaharl]]''' on ''VideoGame/TheHalloweenHack'')

-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/halloweenhack/halloweenhack.htm Jonathan Kaharl]]''' on ''{{VideoGame/Earthbound}}'' (The Halloween [[GameMod Hack]])

-->--''Smallvillains'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-15-fortune/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Roulette")

-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ("Carpenter Street")

-->-- '''Brannon Braga''', regarding "Threshold," from the ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' season 2 DVD.

-->--"Kelly Clarkson: I Will Never Tell My Daughter About ''From Justin to Kelly", 2.27.15

-> The Diamond Head Game was such a piece of you know what. They took a poorly designed game, shot it in Hawaii, and thought it was a good idea. I hated every minute of hosting it.