History Quotes / ObviouslyEvil

-->--'''LetsPlay/Technoblade''', [[https://youtu.be/i3NXPk4ROao "I Became the Mayor of Skyblock"]]

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->''"Amazing how such an evil-looking alien turned out to be evil all along."''

->''Oh my god, has anyone ever told you this whole nasty demon bullshit gets really old really fucking fast? I mean seriously, you're evil, we get it, can you please just shut the fuck up?''

->'''Shunryu:''' YouMonster I can't believe someone like you could actually get a Cloth!\\
'''Deathmask:''' [[ShutUpKirk Please, no morality lesson.]]\\
'''Shunryu:''' [[MoodWhiplash No, seriously]], ''why'' did they give you a Gold Cloth? Your name is [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Deathmask]], you [[CreepySouvenir decorate your house with corpses]], and your attack is called [[EverybodyHatesHades Hades]] [[BadPowersBadPeople Wave]]. Are those who give these armors stupid or something?

->'''Ikki:''' Why does [[TheParagon someone like you]] serve someone as malevolent as [[BigBad the Great Pope]]?\\
'''Shaka:''' Oh, so just because he [[TheDreaded terrorizes men and women]], [[MalevolentMaskedMan wears a creepy mask]] and [[EvilLaugh ends all his sentences with a sardonic laugh]], that makes him evil? ({{Beat}}) Well, sure, when you put it that way... Oh, forget it!

->'''Luffy:''' You're evil, aren't you?\\
'''Captain Kuro:''' They are so fucking onto us!

->For the past whatever, a ''very'' seductive voice had been telling Susan to focus all of her attention on the [[HypnoPendulum golden pocket watch that had been swinging back and forth in front of her face]]. A seductive voice that belonged to a shady-looking man swinging the watch in one hand, and reading from a book in another. He had a twisted mustache, black top hat, black tuxedo, black bowtie, black pair of dress pants, and black cape with red underneath. In addition, that book looked like a legit spellbook. All these things make him seem like a cliché supervillain straight from a melodramatic silent movie. It was clear that this man was bad news.
-->--''Fanfic/DespicableVsDevoted'', talking about [[BigBad Hypno-Joe]]

->''"Tonight, the part of 'Al' will be played by a tall dark and sinister, ugly man."''

->'''[[ChildrenAreInnocent Cassie:]]''' Are you a monster?
->'''Darren Cross/Yellowjacket:''' Do I look like a monster?

->'''Bob:''' Are you actually accusing me of murder?\\
'''Warren:''' The way I see it, Señor Bob, is whoever is working with her ain't who they say they is, and if it's you, then Minnie and her man ain't at her mama's. They laying out back there dead somewhere. Or if it's you, little British man, the real Oswaldo Mobray's laying in a ditch somewhere and you're just an English fella passin' off his papers.\\
'''Mannix:''' Or we go by my theory, which is the ugliest guy did it... which makes it you, Joe Gage!

->''"You figure that out all by yourself? The god of evil is evil?"''

->There, standing on top of the gate with legs wide, one fist pointed skyways and one [[FailedAttemptAtDrama clinging to a nearby pillar for for stability]], was a [[SinisterSilhouettes cackling silhouette]]. A bolt of lightning set alight a circle of fuel, obviously prepared beforehand, and a fire quickly rose around his perch.
->"[[EvilIsHammy Rise my hordes of darkness!]]" he shrieked, then he did that laugh thing again. With the firelight, I could now make out his features. He was very tall and very thin, with the body and skin tone of one who has placed far too many pieces of his soul in far too many evil magic artifacts. He had tried to disguise his skinny build with a thickly padded black cloak and a [[ShouldersOfDoom pair of spiked shoulder pads the size of watermelons]]. Framing his sunken face was an ornate obsidian helmet, carved somewhat predictably into the shape of an [[RageHelm angry fanged skull]]. In addition to all that, he was addressing a bunch of dead guys, so he might as well have been wearing a sash with "NECROMANCER" writ big.
-->--''Literature/{{Mogworld}}''

-->-- '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]''', introducing the (not-yet-revealed) [[CorruptCorporateExecutive villain]] of ''Film/TimeChasers''

->''Woah, that's a bad guy, that's a really bad guy! Did you see his face? His head looks like one of the [[EenieMeenieMinyMoai Easter Island heads]]!''

->''"Year, er...Hans? I just noticed something. The badges on our caps, have you looked at them? Have you noticed that our caps actually have little pictures of skulls on them? Hans, are we the baddies?"''
-->--'''One [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi soldier]] to another''', ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

->'''Daniel Jackson:''' Anubis?\\
'''Jack O'Neill:''' Yeah. Kind of an over-the-top cliche bad guy. Black cloak, oily skin. Kind of spooky.
-->--''Series/StargateSG1''

->''Walking stick, spiky hair, twirly mustache -- he's a villain alright.''
-->-- Hreidmar's examine text in ''VideoGame/{{Runescape}}''

->''This guy is giving off a murderous vibe! Even getting close to him makes my skin crawl...''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]''' on [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]], ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Super Smash Bros Brawl]]''

->''Reapers may look evil and crazy, but there's a good reason for that. [[ShapedLikeItself They ARE evil and crazy.]]''
-->-- '''Palutena''' ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

->''[[SpikesOfVillainy Look at the spikes he's wearing!]] He's gotta be evil!''
-->'''— One very smart little boy,''' ''VideoGame/ShadowHeartsCovenant''

->''Sure, why not, he's not '''RIDICULOUSLY OBVIOUSLY EVIL''' or anything.''
--> '''[[StreetFighter Ken Masters]]''', VideoGame/{{Project X Zone}} in regards to [[VideoGame/{{Xenosaga}} KOS-MOS]] being [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIV Seth's]] tour guide.

->'''Patrick:''' How can you be so sure that the Evil Syndicate are evil?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I say the "evil" part of their name is a dead giveaway.

-->-- Description of a photo of '''Lucas Baker''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil7''

->Colonel Haken has [[HookHand a hook for a hand]], [[GoodScarsEvilScars a scar on his face]], [[DastardlyWhiplash an evilly waxed moustache]], and wears a monocle. Oh, and he's [[ThoseWackyNazis a Nazi]]. Really, what more needs to be said? (Hint: He's a ''bad guy''.)

->''You know... ''She'' said evil didn't look like anything, or that [[TheyLookJustLikeEveryoneElse it looked like a lot of things]]... But I think it looks like '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent you]]'''.''

->''I'm not so sure why everyone thinks allying with this newcomer is such a great idea, though. Calling your faction "The Shadow Runners" and having a big skull for an emblem isn't exactly reassuring. I mean, come on... were any of the Autobots honestly surprised when the Decepticons betrayed them?''
-->--''[[http://jayisgames.com/archives/2013/04/hands_of_war_3.php This Jayisgames review of Hands of War 3]]''.

->''Lets see; mad scientist, mustache... nope, I'm definitely the badguy.''
-->--'''Dorkly''', Robotnik Finally Wins

-->--'''[[Music/NinjaSexParty Leigh Daniel Avidan]]''', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'', "[[VideoGame/DeadRising2 Dead Rising 2]]: Chuck v. Hippie - PART 17"

-->-- ''Website/TheEditingRoom'' on [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/phantommenace.html the Phantom Menace]].

->''"But a real well-rounded bad guy can find all kinds of reasons to fight for good. Maybe they realized their villainous motivation was pretty lame compared to the heroes', maybe they had a fundamental change of heart, maybe they woke up one morning and realized a military uniform that incorporates a skull might not belong to the armies of good-- their mind is your playground, and there are so many possibilities."''
-->-- '''Red''', WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions, "[[https://www.youtube.com./watch?v=vs2TkXBYT9A&list=PLDb22nlVXGgcljcdyDk80bBDXGyeZjZ5e&index=12 Trope Talk: Reformed Villains]]"

->''"This guy's name is Judge Doom? Do you think he's related to ComicBook/DoctorDoom? When the people of this movie find out he's the bad guy, do you think they might wonder how they missed all the signs; the black outfit, the spectacles, the cane, the name, and the inherent evil?"''

->'''Narrator:''' The Stepmother's true nature was revealed...
->'''Jeremy:''' You mean, evilly stroking a cat with a perpetual scowl in her face didn't tip that off...ever?
-->-- '''WebVideo/CinemaSins''' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Cinderella}}''

->''Now, I don't want to give anything away here, but ''one of these guys'' is going to be the villain. Can you guess who?''

->''This movie is one giant wink! Every other second there's another over the top clue to his evillness!''

->''She's like: "The Decepticons ''lied''?! T-they seemed so trustworthy!" They call themselves DECEPTICONS!''

->''There's "supporting character" sleazy, and then there's "this character is one hundred percent the killer no fucking doubt about it" sleazy.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on how he figured out who the villain of ''Film/DontOpenTillChristmas'' was, among other reasons.

->''Good Lord, it's like his face has ten different personalities, and they all eat children!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on Steele from ''{{WesternAnimation/Balto}}''.

->''So [[UsefulNotes/ImperialGermany Germany]] push on through Belgium and [[ObligatoryWarCrimeScene commit some atrocities along the way]]. They also wear [[SpikesOfVillainy spikes]] and sometimes [[SkeletonMotif skulls]] on the uniform. So if you're trying to not look like the bad guys, [[SarcasmMode good job]].''
-->--'''WebAnimation/{{Oversimplified}}''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHSQAEam2yc WW1]]

->''This is Sir Ruber and, if you couldn't tell by his angular features, twitchy eye, and Creator/GaryOldman in deranged mode voice, he's going to be our villain.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/MusicalHell''' on ''WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot''

-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3qRiM2siU Marsh's]]''' ''VideoGame/SoulHackers'' video

->'''[[PlayerCharacter Dennis]]:''' Hey, it's nice to meet you.\\
'''[[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Lysande]][[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII roth]]:''' (with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Kuja's Theme]] playing in the background) This world is imperfect.\\
'''Dennis:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Lysanderoth:''' [[TheSocialDarwinist If only I could wipe away the impurities]]...\\
'''Dennis:''' [[ApatheticCitizens Is anybody else listening to this?]]\\
'''Lysanderoth:''' ...and make it as beautiful as ''[[ItsAllAboutMe me!]]''\\

'''Sonia-Rica:''' Lysanderoth! You were behind all this!\\
'''Lysanderoth''': Yes, it was I! [[ObviousJudas My machinations lay undetected for years, for I'm a master of deception!]]\\

->''Did anyone else notice the lightning?''
-->-- '''Timmy Turner''' when he first met Vicky, ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents: Abra-Catastrophe!''

->''Amazing how such an evil-looking alien turned out to be evil all along.''
-->-- '''Lisa Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[HalloweenEpisode Treehouse Of Horror segment "E.T. Go Home"]]

->'''Jake:''' Let's not be too rash! Just look at this guy. Check out the sunken, lifeless eyes. The foul stench of decay. You know what that means?\\
'''Finn:''' It means he's evil, I guess.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Wizard"

->'''Finn:''' I can't shake this weird feeling about Ricardio. I think he's... a villain!\\
'''Jake:''' Why? Is it because his face is so foldy and dramatic?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Ricardio the Heart Guy"

->'''Salesman''': "Supervillains, am I right?"
->'''Drakken''': "Is it the blue skin? Because I get that a lot."
-->--''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

->'''Gary:''' By the way, I forgot your name Mr...?
->'''Stevil:''' Stevil.
->'''Gary:''' Whoah-whoah-whoah, pump the breaks. Okay, freakin' guy has "evil" in his name. I'm not handing Mooncake over to a guy freakin' named ''Stevil''.
->'''Avacado:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint Stevil is a bit alarming.]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/FinalSpace''

-->-- '''Jeremy Scott of WebVideo/CinemaSins''' on Sinestro, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qv0pD-Nfag Everything Wrong With]] Film/GreenLantern''

->'''[[PlayerCharacter Dennis]]:''' Hey, it's nice to meet you.\\
'''[[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Lysande]][[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII roth]]:''' (with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Kuja's Theme]] playing in the background) This world is imperfect.\\
'''Dennis:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Lysanderoth:''' [[TheSocialDarwinist If only I could wipe away the impurities]]...\\
'''Dennis:''' [[ApatheticCitizens Is anybody else listening to this?]]\\
'''Lysanderoth:''' ...and make it as beautiful as ''[[ItsAllAboutMe me!]]''\\
''[14 hours of gameplay later]''\\
'''Sonia-Rica:''' Lysanderoth! You were behind all this!\\
'''Lysanderoth''': Yes, it was I! [[ObviousJudas My machinations lay undetected for years, for I'm a master of deception!]]\\
''[Dennis gives a DisapprovingLook as Lysanderoth [[EvilGloating gloats]]]''
-->-- '''Creator/ProZD''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9DW4rrEjY when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you]]''

->'''Male Protagonist''': Hey, it's nice to meet you.\\
'''[[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Lysande]][[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII roth]]''': (with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Kuja's Theme]] playing in the background) This world is imperfect.\\
'''Male Protagonist''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Lysanderoth''': [[TheSocialDarwinist If only I could wipe away the impurities]]...\\
'''Male Protagonist''': [[ApatheticCitizens Is anybody else listening to this?]]\\
'''Lysanderoth''': ...and make it as beautiful as ''[[ItsAllAboutMe me!]]''\\

'''Female Protagonist''': Lysanderoth! You were behind all this!\\

''[the Male Protagonist gives a DisapprovingLook as Lysanderoth [[EvilGloating gloats]]]''

->For the past whatever, a very seductive voice had been telling Susan to focus all of her attention on the [[HypnoPendulum golden pocket watch that had been swinging back and forth in front of her face]]. A seductive voice that belonged to a shady-looking man swinging the watch in one hand, and reading from a book in another. He had a twisted mustache, black top hat, black tuxedo, black bowtie, black pair of dress pants, and black cape with red underneath. In addition, that book looked like a legit spellbook. All these things make him seem like a cliché supervillain straight from a melodramatic silent movie. It was clear that this man was bad news.

->"[[EvilIsHammy Rise my hordes of darkness!]]" he shrieked, then [[EvilLaugh he did that laugh thing again]]. With the firelight, I could now make out his features. He was very tall [[LeanAndMean and very thin]], with the body and skin tone of one who has [[SoulJar placed far too many pieces of his soul in far too many evil magic artifacts]]. He had tried to disguise his skinny build with a thickly padded black cloak and a [[ShouldersOfDoom pair of spiked shoulder pads the size of watermelons]]. Framing his sunken face was an ornate obsidian helmet, carved somewhat predictably into the shape of an [[RageHelm angry fanged skull]]. In addition to all that, he was addressing a bunch of dead guys, so he might as well have been wearing a sash with "NECROMANCER" writ big.

->Oh my god, has anyone ever told you this whole nasty demon bullshit gets really old really fucking fast? I mean seriously, you're evil, we get it, can you please just shut the fuck up?

-> "When first broke from the festering, corrupted heartstone, those around him were quick to see the evil in his heart, even amongst his Gumm Gumm brethren he was considered an abomination."

->Woah, that's a bad guy, that's a really bad guy! Did you see his face? His head looks like one of the [[EenieMeenieMinyMoai Easter Island heads]]!

->Walking stick, spiky hair, twirly mustache -- he's a villain alright.

->This guy is giving off a murderous vibe! Even getting close to him makes my skin crawl...

->Reapers may look evil and crazy, but there's a good reason for that. [[ShapedLikeItself They ARE evil and crazy.]]

->[[SpikesOfVillainy Look at the spikes he's wearing!]] He's gotta be evil!

->Sure, why not, he's not '''RIDICULOUSLY OBVIOUSLY EVIL''' or anything.

->You know... ''She'' said evil didn't look like anything, or that [[TheyLookJustLikeEveryoneElse it looked like a lot of things]]... But I think it looks like '''you'''.

-->--''Dorkly'', Robotnik Finally Wins

->''"Am lonely. Saruman maybe not so unattractive after all. If only were not for giantly flaring nostrils and huge clawlike fingernails... Okay you'd think I might have figured out he was evil before."''
-->-- ''[[http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/gandalf.html The Very Secret Diary]] of [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf the Grey]]''

->''Boy, you're talking like someone who's about to have a [[BatterUp bat with spikes]] up the side of the head."

'''Lysanderoth''': ...[[ItsAllAboutMe and make it as beautiful as]] ''[[ItsAllAboutMe me!]]''\\

->Did anyone else notice the lightning?

->Amazing how such an evil-looking alien turned out to be evil all along.

-->--''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

'''[[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Lysande]][[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII roth]]''': (with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Kuja's Theme]] playing in the background) This world is imperfect.
->'''Male Protagonist''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
->'''Lysanderoth''': [[TheSocialDarwinist If only I could wipe away the impurities]]...\\
->'''Male Protagonist''': [[ApatheticCitizens Is anybody else listening to this?]]\\
->'''Lysanderoth''': ...[[ItsAllAboutMe and make it as beautiful as]] ''[[ItsAllAboutMe me!]]''
->''[14 hours of gameplay later]''
->'''Female Protagonist''': Lysanderoth! You were behind all this!
->'''Lysanderoth''': Yes, it was I! [[ObviousJudas My machinations lay undetected for years, for I'm a master of deception!]]
->''[the Male Protagonist gives a DisapprovingLook as Lysanderoth [[EvilGloating gloats]]]''

->'''Lysanderoth''': ...[[ItIsAllAboutMe and make it as beautiful as]] ''[[ItIsAllAboutMe me!]]''

'''Male Protagonist''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Lysanderoth''': [[TheSocialDarwinist If only I could wipe away the impurities]]...\\
'''Male Protagonist''': [[ApatheticCitizens Is anybody else listening to this?]]\\
'''Lysanderoth''': ...[[ItIsAllAboutMe and make it as beautiful as]] ''[[ItIsAllAboutMe me!]]''
''[14 hours of gameplay later]''
'''Female Protagonist''': Lysanderoth! You were behind all this!
'''Lysanderoth''': Yes, it was I! [[ObviousJudas My machinations lay undetected for years, for I'm a master of deception!]]
''[the Male Protagonist gives a DisapprovingLook as Lysanderoth [[EvilGloating gloats]]]''

-> '''Male Protagonist''': Hey, it's nice to meet you.
-> '''[[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Lysande]][[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII roth]]''': (with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Kuja's Theme]] playing in the background) This world is imperfect.
-> '''Male Protagonist''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
-> '''Lysanderoth''': [[TheSocialDarwinist If only I could wipe away the impurities]],
-> '''Male Protagonist''': [[ApatheticCitizens Is anybody else listening to this?]]
-> '''Lysanderoth''': ...and make it as beautiful as me.
-> ''[14 hours of gameplay later]''
-> '''Female Protagonist''': Lysanderoth! You were behind all this!
-> '''Lysanderoth''': Yes, it was I! [[ObviousJudas My machinations lay undetected for years, for I'm a master of deception!]]
-> ''[the Male Protagonist gives a DisapprovingLook as Lysanderoth [[EvilGloating gloats]]]''

->'''Shunryu:''' YouMonster! I can't believe someone like you could actually get a Cloth!\\

'''Shunryu:''' [[MoodWhiplash No, seriously]], ''why'' did they give you a Gold Cloth ? Your name is [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Deathmask]], you [[CreepySouvenir decorate your house with corpses]], and your attack is called [[EverybodyHatesHades Hades]] [[BadPowersBadPeople Wave]]. Are those who give these armors stupid or something?

->'''Ikki:''' Why does [[TheParagon someone like you]] serves someone as malevolent as [[BigBad the Great Pope]]?\\
'''Shaka:''' Oh, so just because he [[TheDreaded terrorizes men and women]], [[MalevolentMaskedMan wears a creepy mask]] and [[EvilLaugh ends all his sentences with a sardonic laugh]], that makes him evil? ({{Beat}}) Well, sure, when you put it that way.... Oh, forget it!

-> "When first broke from the festering, corrupted heartstone, those around him were quick to see the evil in his heart, even amongst his Gumm Gumm bretheren he was considered an abomination."

-> '''[[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Lysanderoth]]''': (with [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Kuja's Theme]] playing in the background) This world is imperfect.
-> '''Male Protagonist''': What?

-> (14 hours of gameplay later)

----

->''"This guy's name is Judge Doom? Do you think he's related to SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom? When the people of this movie find out he's the bad guy, do you think they might wonder how they missed all the signs; the black outfit, the spectacles, the cane, the name, and the inherent evil?"''

-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHSQAEam2yc Oversimplified WW1]]

-->-- '''The Genie''', ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''

-->-- '''WebVideo/CinemaSins''' on ''Disney/{{Cinderella}}''