History Quotes / Munchkin

->'''Thief''': Doesn't it worry you to be, you know, ''aflame''?\\
'''Red Mage''': Are you kidding? This is great. This is like if burning hands was a ''seventh'' level spell. Maybe sixth. And it's auto hit to boot! I could hug you for 3D4 damage per turn. Per. Turn. No, I'd be an idiot to give this up.\\

'''Roy''': Well, I have to admire your mastery of the reach rules, but don't you think it's unwise to continually use the same tactic, round after round? Shouldn't you vary your attacks?\\
'''Half-Ogre''': Why bother? This combo is perfect, I'm telling you. As long as I move back 15 feet every-- ''(steps backward over a cliff)''

->The fun begins when the creators tell us that all the professions are "balanced", with none ultimately having a particular advantage over another.\\

'''pLaTeDeWd''': [[NinjaZombiePirateRobot i am a mage]]

->''"Munchkin: One who, on being told that this is a game about politics and intrigue in 17th century Italy, [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII asks to play a ninja]]."''
-->-- '''[[http://andrewrilstone.blogspot.com/ Andrew Rilstone]]'''

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'''Red Mage''': ''*Almost dies but uses Life 2*''\\

'''Half-Ogre''': Why bother? This combo is perfect, I'm telling you. As long as I move back 15 feet every-- ''[falls down a cliff]''

->Any finite number can be reduced to zero

I don't quite want to scream "bullshit!" at the top of my lungs, but it suffices to say that I have serious problems believing this. The way these professions work are just one of the many reasons SenZar's character creation alone should have had its own chapter in ''The Munchkin's Guide To Power Gaming''.

->'''Half-Ogre''': All I have to do is keep moving back every time it's my turn. Attack of Opportunity! Attack of Opportunity! \\
'''Roy''': Well, I have to admire your mastery of the reach rules, but don't you think it's unwise to continually use the same tactic, round after round? Shouldn't you vary your attacks? \\
'''Half-Ogre''': Why bother? This combo is perfect, I'm telling you. As long as I move back 15 feet every-- ''[falls down a cliff]'' \\

I don't quite want to scream "bullshit!" at the top of my lungs, but it suffices to say that I have serious problems believing this. The way these professions work are just one of the many reasons SenZar's character creation alone should have had its own chapter in ''The Munchkin's Guide To Power Gaming''.\\

->-- '''[[http://andrewrilstone.blogspot.com/ Andrew Rilstone]]'''

-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html #216]]

-- '''Jason Sartin''' reviews ''[[http://www.rpg.net/news+reviews/reviews/rev_3161.html SenZar]]''

'''Thief''': Doesn't that hurt?\\

'''Thief''': The spell that brings you back?\\
'''Red Mage''': Oh, it's quite excruciating. But at least it's not as bad as the burning.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

-> '''Red Mage''': I've got a great plan. I have dubbed it ''Plan Awesome''.
-> '''Black Mage''': Oh, don't tell me. You're going to trip and "accidentally" fall such that your neck just happens to be pierced by his fangs. Then you can become an undead blight for the sake of gaining all kinds of "stat bonuses". Those will be used to boost your already impressive and versatile array of abilities to defeat our foe.
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-> '''Red Mage''': ''No, no, no''. But I want to change it to ''Plan Awesome-'''B''''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial for reasons completely unrelated to what you just said]].

-> '''Thief''': Doesn't it worry you to be, you know, ''aflame''?
-> '''Red Mage''': Are you kidding? This is great. This is like if burning hands was a ''seventh'' level spell. Maybe sixth.
-> '''Red Mage''': And it's auto hit to boot! I could hug you for 3D4 damage per turn.
-> '''Red Mage''': Per. Turn. No, I'd be an idiot to give this up.
-> '''Thief''': Of course. What was I thinking?
-> '''Red Mage''': *Almost dies but uses Life 2''*
-> '''Thief''': Doesn't that hurt?
-> '''Red Mage''': Mmm?
-> '''Thief''': The spell that brings you back?
-> '''Red Mage''': Oh, it's quite excruciating. But at least it's not as bad as the burning.

-> '''[[DemBones B0N3D00D]]''': wahts ur equip?
-> '''[[HeavilyArmoredMook pLaTeDeWd]]''': [[{{BFS}} viking of vanq]], [[ArmorOfInvincibility inv plate set xcept arms]], [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe heter of fort]]
-> '''[=B0N3D00D=]''': kewl. a mage wuld rok tho. do u hvae a maeg
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-> '''pLaTeDeWd''': [[NinjaZombiePirateRobot i am a mage]]

->'''R2-D2''': You know me; I always play by the rules.
-><{{beat}}>
->'''Obi-Wan''': You have a point. Technically.

->{{{Beat}}}

-->'''R2-D2''': You know me; I always play by the rules.
-->{[[Beat]]}
-->'''Obi-Wan''': You have a point. [[{{RulesLawyer Technically]].

-> '''pLaTeDeWd''': i am a mage

->''"Munchkin: One who, on being told that this is a game about politics and intrigue in 17th century Italy, [[AssassinsCreed2 asks to play a ninja]]."''

-- ''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html #216]]

->Any finite number can be reduced to zero\\
-- First Law of Munchkinism

-->-- LordBritishPostulate, more or less designed for Munchkins

-> '''Red Mage''': *Dies, but revives himself at the last second with ''Life 2''*

-->-- ''{{Eight Bit Theater}}''

-->-- ''{{Eight Bit Theater}}''

-- ''OrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html #216]]

-->-- LordBritishPostulate, more or less designed for Munchkins

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-> '''[=B0N3D00D=]''': wahts ur equip?
-> '''pLaTeDeWd''': [[{{BFS}} viking of vanq]], [[ArmorOfInvincibility inv plate set xcept arms]], [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe heter of fort]]

-- LordBritishPostulate, more or less designed for Munchkins

-> '''Red Mage''': ''No, no, no''. But I want to change it to ''Plan Awesome-''''B''''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial for reasons completely unrelated to what you just said]].

-> '''Red Mage''': ''No, no, no''. But I want to change it to ''Plan Awesome-B'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial for reasons completely unrelated to what you just said]].

-> '''B0N3D00D''': wahts ur equip?

-> '''B0N3D00D''': kewl. a mage wuld rok tho. do u hvae a maeg

-> If I'm not supposed to kill it, why does it have stats?//

-->'''Half-Ogre''': All I have to do is keep moving back every time it's my turn. Attack of Opportunity! Attack of Opportunity! \\

-> '''pLaTeDeWd''': [[{{BFS}} viking of vanq]], [[ArmorOfInvincibility inv place set xcept arms]], [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe heater of fort]]