History Quotes / MsFanservice

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-pieces-ninja-turtle-fan-art-thatll-ruin-your-childhood/ "5 Pieces of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fanart That'll Give You Nightmares"]]

-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/the-rock-on-star-trek/ "The Rock on Star Trek - The Rock 'N Spock Connection"]]

-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-supergirl-episode-3-season-10/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Supergirl")

-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale3 Marc Pritchard]]''' on ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

->''"As my girlfriend remarked, 'I feel like every episode is about Lois's boobs,' demonstrated in this, [[http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/smallvilleseason6.php my very own Lois's boobs collage]] from this season."''
-->--'''Jennifer Malkowski''' on ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

->''"It doesn’t take [[{{Franchise/Halo}} a giant space protractor]] to calculate that Master Chief and Cortana are the only marketable faces of the franchise, which is not even because they’re good or interesting character; it’s only because Mr Chuffy is the protagonist, and Cortana [[{{Gainaxing}} flaps her big blue knockers about]] like a gelatine dessert on a merry-go-round."''

->''"It doesn’t take [[{{Franchise/Halo a giant space protractor]] to calculate that Master Chief and Cortana are the only marketable faces of the franchise, which is not even because they’re good or interesting character; it’s only because Mr Chuffy is the protagonist, and Cortana [[{{Gainaxing}} flaps her big blue knockers about]] like a gelatine dessert on a merry-go-round."''

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->'''V1''': She has zero charisma. ''[[DullSurprise Negative]]'' charisma.\\
'''Jay''': And she's obviously disinterested ''and'' untalented. But she does pull in the crowds.
-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on {{Wrestling/Sable}}, Ep. 40

->'''Jack''': EVERY OTHER BAD GUY ENEMY is a fairly-nice 3D rendering of a square, pixel monster. We get the Paperboy, we get the Galaga guys. And alluva sudden, the pixel lady from ''Whatever That Game's Called'' show up and she morphs into a real, human lady.\\
'''Jay''': Who, by the way, is a ''real'' actress who has been in other things where she ''delivers lines'', which [[FanserviceExtra she doesn't do in this film.]]\\
'''Mike''' Was her line ''"Keep putting it in my vagina"''?\\
'''Jack''': [-Are y-you implying...? That she's a [[DontExplainTheJoke p-pornographic actress?]]-]\\
'''Jay''': Close, she was in [[Film/SpringBreakers a Harmony Korine film.]]
-->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' on ''{{Film/Pixels}}''

->''"If you Googled '[[TheInternetIsForPorn Kate Upton’s nipples]],' you’d see Kate Upton’s nipples on a horse and Kate Upton’s nipples under a white, wet t-shirt. We’ve seen Kate Upton’s nipples and we’ve seen pretty much every piece of her body except for both pairs of her down low lips (which I’m sure look like a dwarf rose blooming in the sunlight). Even though Kate Upton has been 98% naked, she’ll never get 100% naked...because she knows that shitty bloggers (Why is everyone looking at me like that?) and asshole whores on social media will pick her apart and Photoshop her naked body on an ad for Real California Milk."''

->''The Specialist'' is a cheeseball action movie desperately trying to pass itself off as a serious erotic action drama... I’m pretty certain anybody who’s a fan of either Creator/SylvesterStallone or Creator/SharonStone doesn’t go to the movies for [[TomHanksSyndrome serious dramatics]]. Stallone’s fans go to see him [[RatedMForManly kill a lot of things and be macho]], and Stone’s fans go in the vain hope she’ll do another leg spreading scene like in ''Film/BasicInstinct''. To be fair, she does get naked in this film. On the downside, [[FanDisservice so does Sly]].

->''"It is an established fact that you can gauge the popularity anime/video game character by the amount of people drawing them naked and posting them on the Internet, and its is unlikely that this discrepancy between [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Tifa]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Rinoa]] smut escaped Square's attention. The natural solution was to fetishize [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Dagger]] in a similar vein as Tifa. But instead of giving Dagger a massive bust, they focused on her booty instead. That is undoubtedly one of the most lovingly-crafted derieres I've ever seen in a video game. I'm kind of curious about how many man-hours went into sculpting and perfecting that particular part of Dagger's model, but not sure I'm prepared for the answer."''

->''"On this [[StuntCasting artistically-bereft episode]], entitled, 'Tsunkatse,' Captain Kathryn Janeway [[OutOfFocus is out of the picture]], so the focus is put on Jeri Ryan’s character, Seven of Nine, another female character whose prominence on the show owes itself to, well, something different from Kate Mulgrew’s. See, 'Klingon' isn’t just a warrior race, it’s also what Seven’s impractically tight uniform does to her breasts."''

->'''David''': I like Erica Durance in [[SexyWhateverOutfit ridiculous outfits]], but there’s a point where it really starts distracting from the show. Lois isn’t Intrepid Girl Reporter just because she shows her cleavage...I dunno, maybe I’m just a prude, I just think [[LoisLane Lois’s]] sexiness should come from her wit and ideas and confidence, not dumb outfits.\\

->''"Speaking of ''[Kristen]'' Kreuk, her Lana Lang was initially as captivating as the actress herself appears to be... until the writers/producers made clear they were [[PerverseSexualLust altogether captivated by her]], as well, and couldn't write her fairly to save their lives."''

->''"T’Pol is problematic character – it never feels like the ''Enterprise'' writing staff get a proper grasp on her as a character. T’Pol has generally been [[TheBechdelTest quite reactive]]...It doesn’t help that ''Star Trek: Enterprise'' has been consciously objectifying her since "Broken Bow". While ''Star Trek: Voyager'' set a precedent for the incredibly-tight-catsuit-wearing-alien-babe with the character of Seven of Nine, the show never had Jeri Ryan strip down to her underwear while rubbing gel all over her co-stars. To be entirely fair, ''Enterprise'' has been quite happy to show off its male characters – Trip saves the ship in nothing but his underwear in "Acquisition" while even Archer occasionally strips to his undergarments.\\\
However, there’s something disconcerting about how ''Enterprise'' repeatedly stresses T’Pol as a sex object in a way that simply isn’t true of Archer or Trip. "Shadows of P’Jem" has Archer [[MarshmallowHell bury his face between T’Pol’s breasts]] for a cheap gag. Episodes like Shuttlepod One and A Night in Sickbay feature male crewmembers [[EroticDream sexually fantasising]] about T’Pol. It goes without saying that T’Pol and Hoshi don’t get similar episodes built around their own sexual fantasies concerning male crewmembers.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/01/22/star-trek-enterprise-fusion-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Fusion"

->''"As my girlfriend remarked, 'I feel like every episode is about Lois's boobs,' demonstrated in this, [[http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/smallvilleseason6.php my very own Lois's boobs collage]] from this season. Maybe if the crew spent less time thinking of ways for Lois to appear in new, cleavage-y outfits (preferably while dripping wet), we could see past that rack to the actual talent Erica Durance has for playing this role."''

'''Jay''': And she's obviously disinterested ''and'' untalented. But she does pull in the crowds...She is ''well'' over, I gotta say. The crowd don't seem to notice this.\\
'''V1:''' Aw, the crowd '''love''' 'er!\\
'''Jay''': But I don't know how. It's painfully obvious.\\
'''V1''': In all fairness, you've got [[Wrestling/JimRoss J.R.]] and [[Wrestling/JerryLawler King]] goin', "'''SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL! SHE'S SO AMAZING! [[InformedAbility SHE'S SO ATHLETIC!]] SHE'S''' '''''EVERYTHING!''''' '''SHE'S''' '''''PERFECT!'''''" ''every'' week. [[ViewersAreMorons That shit works.]]

->''"I have a lot of respect for Jeri Ryan as an actress. I think she does a remarkable job, for a character that could come off very one-note... [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Uhura]] could walk around the bridge in a miniskirt, and in the ‘60s nobody thought that was completely insane. That was [[FairForItsDay just part of the era]] that show was produced, and people accepted it. Seven of Nine, what are you thinking? It kills me, and it was always just [[{{Narm}} vaguely embarrassing]] when you would have to do serious scenes with her in the room. You are just sitting there thinking, ‘Well, you essentially have this naked woman at the table.’ Everybody is just supposed to [[RuleOfSexy pretend like that is okay]], but you don’t play anyone else like that. Why doesn’t Janeway come to the bridge in a halter-top one day? Seriously, why doesn’t Tom wear hot pants periodically?"''

-->--'''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/neon-genesis-evangelion/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''NeonGenesisEvangelion''

'''V1''': In all fairness, you've got [[Wrestling/JimRoss J.R.]] and [[Wrestling/JerryLawler King]] goin', "'''''SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL! SHE'S SO AMAZING! [[InformedAbility SHE'S SO ATHLETIC!]] SHE'S EVERYTHING! SHE'S PERFECT!'''''" ''every'' week. [[ViewersAreMorons That shit works.]]

->'''David''': I like Erica Durance in [[SexyWhateverOutfit ridiculous outfit]]s, but there’s a point where it really starts distracting from the show. Lois isn’t Intrepid Girl Reporter just because she shows her cleavage...I dunno, maybe I’m just a prude, I just think [[LoisLane Lois’s]] sexiness should come from her wit and ideas and confidence, not dumb outfits.\\

->You know what? If I was you, I'd go down there and give those boys a drink. [You] can't imagine how happy it makes a man to see a woman like you. Just to look at her. And if one of them should pat your behind, just make believe it's nothing. They earned it.

->I am human. I enjoy seeing Thandie Newton nude.

->If you Googled '[[TheInternetIsForPorn Kate Upton’s nipples]],' you’d see Kate Upton’s nipples on a horse and Kate Upton’s nipples under a white, wet t-shirt. We’ve seen Kate Upton’s nipples and we’ve seen pretty much every piece of her body except for both pairs of her down low lips (which I’m sure look like a dwarf rose blooming in the sunlight). Even though Kate Upton has been 98% naked, she’ll never get 100% naked...because she knows that shitty bloggers (Why is everyone looking at me like that?) and asshole whores on social media will pick her apart and Photoshop her naked body on an ad for Real California Milk.

->I could mention [Isabelle] Huppert’s performance but with her being nude almost the whole movie [[DistractedByTheSexy I seemed to forget how well she acted]]. It’s the damnedest thing.

->It is an established fact that you can gauge the popularity anime/video game character by the amount of people drawing them naked and posting them on the Internet, and its is unlikely that this discrepancy between [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Tifa]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Rinoa]] smut escaped Square's attention. The natural solution was to fetishize [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Dagger]] in a similar vein as Tifa. But instead of giving Dagger a massive bust, they focused on her booty instead. That is undoubtedly one of the most lovingly-crafted derieres I've ever seen in a video game. I'm kind of curious about how many man-hours went into sculpting and perfecting that particular part of Dagger's model, but not sure I'm prepared for the answer.

->We finally meet Asuka. You may remember her from the umpteen billion toys, posters, and perverted PC games [[{{Fanboy}} you people]] may play.

->We obviously could've filled this entire list with clickbaity yellow spandex fetish art of [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 April O'Neil]] and called it a day.

->There’s [[{{Padding}} so little happening]] on ''Voyager'' at the moment that Janeway calls a meeting of the senior staff so they can all talk about their dreams. Remember when ''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]]'' did this episode (Night Terrors) – at least they bothered to have Troi floating in a green cloud [[MaleGaze with her bottom filling the screen]]!

->On this [[StuntCasting artistically-bereft episode]], entitled, 'Tsunkatse,' Captain Kathryn Janeway [[OutOfFocus is out of the picture]], so the focus is put on Jeri Ryan’s character, Seven of Nine, another female character whose prominence on the show owes itself to, well, something different from Kate Mulgrew’s. See, 'Klingon' isn’t just a warrior race, it’s also what Seven’s impractically tight uniform does to her breasts.

->'''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard]]:''' Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout! Engage!\\
'''Q''': You don't find this whole setup a little predictable? Prurient? Designed to titillate?\\
'''Troi:''' I sense a similarity to my character purpose.\\
'''Q:''' See! See what I mean! I mean, yeah, Jean-Luc, I know it's pretty, but isn't it a bit obvious?\\
'''Picard:''' Boobies!
-->--Neal Bailey [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep06 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Exposed")

->T’Pol is problematic character – it never feels like the ''Enterprise'' writing staff get a proper grasp on her as a character. T’Pol has generally been quite reactive...It doesn’t help that ''Star Trek: Enterprise'' has been consciously objectifying her since "Broken Bow". While ''Star Trek: Voyager'' set a precedent for the incredibly-tight-catsuit-wearing-alien-babe with the character of Seven of Nine, the show never had Jeri Ryan strip down to her underwear while rubbing gel all over her co-stars. To be entirely fair, ''Enterprise'' has been quite happy to show off its male characters – Trip saves the ship in nothing but his underwear in Acquisition while even Archer occasionally strips to his undergarments.\\\
However, there’s something disconcerting about how ''Enterprise'' repeatedly stresses T’Pol as a sex object in a way that simply isn’t true of Archer or Trip. "Shadows of P’Jem" has Archer [[MarshmallowHell bury his face between T’Pol’s breasts]] for a cheap gag. Episodes like Shuttlepod One and A Night in Sickbay feature male crewmembers [[EroticDream sexually fantasising]] about T’Pol. It goes without saying that T’Pol and Hoshi [[SlutShaming don’t get similar episodes]] built around their own sexual fantasies concerning male crewmembers.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/01/22/star-trek-enterprise-fusion-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Fusion"

->As my girlfriend remarked, 'I feel like every episode is about Lois's boobs,' demonstrated in this, [[http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/smallvilleseason6.php my very own Lois's boobs collage]] from this season. Maybe if the crew spent less time thinking of ways for Lois to appear in new, cleavage-y outfits (preferably while dripping wet), we could see past that rack to the actual talent Erica Durance has for playing this role.
-->--'''Jennifer Malkowski''' on ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

->Her wardrobe consists of [[WomanInWhite pure white gowns]] that are somehow both full-length and yet [[ShowSomeLeg split almost to the crotch]]. [[VaporWear And I'm not convinced she wears a bra]].\\

->I think it's time for a little '''''FANSERVICE!'''''

->It has been suggested that, uh, Nicola Bryant was asked to reveal more or herself than, um, ''[[HotterAndSexier other]]'' companions traditionally had in the past. She was occasionally asked to wear clothes that she herself would not have chosen to wear, bless her. ([[HelloNurse I had no objection whatsoever]].)

->She came across as a kind of girl who would, would, uhhh...well, no way else to say it: [[ReallyGetsAround put out.]]

->I have a lot of respect for Jeri Ryan as an actress. I think she does a remarkable job, for a character that could come off very one-note... [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Uhura]] could walk around the bridge in a miniskirt, and in the ‘60s nobody thought that was completely insane. That was [[FairForItsDay just part of the era]] that show was produced, and people accepted it. Seven of Nine, what are you thinking? It kills me, and it was always just [[{{Narm}} vaguely embarrassing]] when you would have to do serious scenes with her in the room. You are just sitting there thinking, ‘Well, you essentially have this naked woman at the table.’ Everybody is just supposed to [[RuleOfSexy pretend like that is okay]], but you don’t play anyone else like that. Why doesn’t Janeway come to the bridge in a halter-top one day? Seriously, why doesn’t Tom wear hot pants periodically?

->She came across as a kind of girl who would, would, uhhh...well, no way else to say it: put out.

->It has been suggested that, uh, Nicola Bryant was asked to reveal more or herself than, um, ''other'' companions traditionally had in the past. She was occasionally asked to wear clothes that she herself would not have chosen to wear, bless her. ([[HelloNurse I had no objection whatsoever]].)

->As my girlfriend remarked, 'I feel like every episode is about Lois's boobs,' demonstrated in this my very own Lois's boobs collage from this season. Maybe if the crew spent less time thinking of ways for Lois to appear in new, cleavage-y outfits (preferably while dripping wet), we could see past that rack to the actual talent Erica Durance has for playing this role.
-->--'''Jennifer Malkowski''' [[http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/smallvilleseason6.php on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

However, there’s something disconcerting about how ''Enterprise'' repeatedly stresses T’Pol as a sex object in a way that simply isn’t true of Archer or Trip. "Shadows of P’Jem" has Archer [[MarshmallowHell bury his face between T’Pol’s breasts]] for a cheap gag. Episodes like Shuttlepod One and A Night in Sickbay feature male crewmembers [[EroticDream sexually fantasising]] about T’Pol. It goes without saying that T’Pol and Hoshi [[TheBechdelTest don’t get similar episodes built around their own sexual fantasies concerning male crewmembers]].

-->--'''Wrestling/ShaneDouglas''' on Wrestling/Francine, ''Forever Hardcore''

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->I think it's time for a little '''fanservice!'''
-->-- '''Mai Valentine''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

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->It has been suggested that, uh, Nicola Bryant was asked to reveal more or herself than, um, ''other'' companions traditionally had in the past. She was occasionally asked to wear clothes that she herself would not have chosen to wear, bless her. ([[HelloNurse I had no objection whatsoever]].)
-->--'''Creator/ColinBaker''' on [[Series/DoctorWho Peri Brown]], [=UKGold's Doctor Who @40=]''

->I have a lot of respect for Jeri Ryan as an actress. I think she does a remarkable job, for a character that could come off very one-note... [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Uhura]] could walk around the bridge in a miniskirt, and in the ‘60s nobody thought that was completely insane. That was [[FairForItsDay just part of the era]] that show was produced, and people accepted it. Seven of Nine, what are you thinking? It kills me, and it was always just [[{{Narm}} vaguely embarrassing]] when you would have to do serious scenes with her in the room. You are just sitting there thinking, ‘Well, you essentially have this naked woman at the table.’ Everybody is just supposed to [[RuleOfSexy pretend like that is okay]], but you don’t play anyone else like that. Why doesn’t Janeway come to the bridge in a halter-top one day? Seriously, why doesn’t Tom wear hot pants periodically?
-->--'''[[http://www.lcarscom.net/rdm1000118.htm Ronald D. Moore]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''
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->In horror movies, young women are always required to investigate strange noises, in their most revealing lingerie!
-->-- [[http://www.avforums.com/threads/the-hollywood-rule-book.32262 "Hollywood Rule Book"]], ''Vanity Fair''

->'''Matt''': There’s a flashback sequence here where Wolverine, new claws and all, is running down a corridor naked. Apparently a bunch of female crew members, including James Marsden’s mom, met [[Creator/HughJackman Jackman]] at the end of that hallway, shaking dollar bills.\\
'''Chris''': Jeez, even Cyclops’s mom likes Wolverine more. [[ButtMonkey That dude can’t catch a break.]]
-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-two/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-2: X-Men United]]''

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Waking Moments"

-->--''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-supergirl-episode-3-season-10/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Supergirl")

->I know! A [[Creator/SylvesterStallone Stallone]] movie that takes every possible chance to show off his body? It’s a true rarity.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/TheSpecialist''

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/09/the-internet-is-to-blame-for-why-kate-upton-wont-ever-get-naked-in-front-of-a-camera/ Michael K.]]'''

->On this [[StuntCasting artistically-bereft episode]], entitled, 'Tsunkatse,' Captain [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Kathryn Janeway]] is out of the picture, so the focus is put on Jeri Ryan’s character, Seven of Nine, another female character whose prominence on the show owes itself to, well, something different from Kate Mulgrew’s. See, 'Klingon' isn’t just a warrior race, it’s also what Seven’s impractically tight uniform does to her breasts.

->If you Googled '[[TheInternetIsForPorn Kate Upton’s nipples]],' you’d see Kate Upton’s nipples on a horse and Kate Upton’s nipples under a white, wet t-shirt. We’ve seen Kate Upton’s nipples and we’ve seen pretty much every piece of her body except for both pairs of her down low lips (which I’m sure look like a dwarf rose blooming in the sunlight). Even though Kate Upton has been 98% naked, she’ll never get 100% naked. Details asked Kate if she’d ever do an artistic nude photo shoot in a fashion magazine and she shook her head no, because she knows that shitty bloggers (Why is everyone looking at me like that?) and asshole whores on social media will pick her apart and Photoshop her naked body on an ad for Real California Milk.

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' You don't know how hard it is being a man.. looking at a woman... looking the way ''you'' do."\\

-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep06 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Exposed")

->We obviously could've filled this entire list with clickbaity yellow spandex fetish art of [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 April O'Neil]] and called it a day.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-pieces-ninja-turtle-fan-art-thatll-ruin-your-childhood/ "5 Pieces of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fanart That'll Give You Nightmares"]]

->I know! A [[Creator/SylvesterStallone Stallone]] movie that takes every possible chance to show off his body? [[SarcasmMode It’s a true rarity.]]

->We finally meet Asuka. You may remember her from the umpteen billion toys, posters, and perverted PC games [[{{Fanboy}} you people]] may play.
-->--'''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/neon-genesis-evangelion/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''NeonGenesisEvangelion''

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->I think it's time for a little fanservice!

!!!Creators
->It has been suggested that, uh, Nicola Bryant was asked to reveal more or herself than, um, ''other'' companions traditionally had in the past. She was occasionally asked to wear clothes that she herself would not have chosen to wear, bless her.

!!!Reviews