History Quotes / Mindscrew

-->-- The last lines of '''''FightClub'''''

->''"A mental mindfuck can be nice."''
-->-- '''Dr. Frank N. Furter''', '''''TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'''''

->''"What. The. Fuck."''
-->-- '''Desmond Miles''', '''''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'''''

->''"The whole movie has strange use of StockFootage, [[FauxlosophicNarration strange use of voiceovers]], it begins like a documentary depicting cultural deviance, [[UnexpectedGenreChange soon it becomes a horror movie]] and [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible an experimental art film]], [[{{Biography}} an auto-bio]], [[BoundAndGagged a bondage movie]] and then it ends with a sex change! What the ''fuck'' kind of twisted piece of ''crap'' is this?!"''
-->-- '''James Rolfe''''s (of WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd fame) [[http://www.spike.com/video/ed-wood-thon-part-1/3047482 Spike-TV review]] of '''''GlenOrGlenda'''''

->'''Space Ghost:''' Now, woodpile, did you or did you not masqueraded as eels and shocked Zorak with that wrench? Answer me! Now, what about these beans?
->'''Moltar:''' Those must've fallen out of my hair.
->'''Space Ghost:''' ...
->'''Moltar:''' Well, you're just making all this [[SoundEffectBleep s***]] up! ... Oh, what? You're the only one that gets to make [[SoundEffectBleep s***]] up?
-->-- ''SpaceGhostCoastToCoast'', ''Flipmode''

->''"You have been chosen because you are unknown to the enemy, and you all have a special skill. [[GeniusCripple Professor Hawking]], [[BloodSport John Leslie]], [[TokenEvilTeammate Phil Neville]], the [[BadAss Wu Tang Clan]], [[DanceBattler Usher]], the [[{{Mascot}} Sugar Puffs Monster]], and [[ChewingTheScenery Daniel Day-Lewis]]: welcome... to [[OperationBlank Operation Mind Fuck]]!."''
-->-- '''Frankie Boyle''', '''''MockTheWeek''''': "Unlikely Lines To Hear In An Action Movie"

->''"I have a theory that I've blundered across the best definition of a Paul Magrs novel (although this one is co-Jeremy Hoad). It's when you get to the end of the book and hear yourself cry -- 'So what's with the mermaid, then?'"''
-->-- Naomi Claydon reviews the '''''Series/DoctorWho''''' Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures novel ''The Blue Angel'' for OutpostGallifrey.

->''"I don't understand it, [[SeenItAll and I understand everything!"]]''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Runaway Bride"

->''"So, you have come this far and ''still'' you understand ''nothing''."''
-->-- '''Ansem, Seeker of Darkness''', ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''. [[spoiler: Actually Xehanort's Heartless. Actually amnesiac fusion of Master Xehanort and Terra.]]

-> ''"[[{{Understatement}} You met me at a very strange time in my life.]]"''
-->-- The last lines of '''''FightClub'''''

->'''Tor Anderson:''' ''"It [[SanityHasAdvantages takes]] [[InvertedTrope crazy]] to know [[MindScrew crazy]]!"''
->'''Alan Wake:''' ''"That's the sanest thing I've heard in a while."''
-->--'''''AlanWake'''''

->''The starmaker says it ain't so bad''
->''The dreammaker's gonna make you mad''
->''The spaceman says everybody look down''
->''It's all in your mind''
-->-- '''The Killers''' "Spaceman"

-> ''"When you see it, [[BowelBreakingBricks you'll shit bricks]]."''
-->-- '''Anonymous'''

->''"Holy shit, Disney! You've inserted your giant magical cock into my ear and FUCKED MY MIND!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}''

->''[[TitleDrop Mutilated Lips]]''
->''Give a kiss''
->''On the wrist''
->''Of the worm-like tips of''
->''Tentacles expanding in my mind''
->''I'm fine''
->''Accepting only fresh brine''
->''You can get another drop of this''
->''Yeah, you wish''
-->-- '''{{Ween}}, "Mutilated Lips"'''

->''"When did this game go from a game called '''"Monster Party"''' to a game where I fight '''shrimp''' and '''onion rings'''?! [[{{Angrish}} WHY?! And what th...]] Why is there a space station IN THE BACKROUND?!!!"''
-->-- '''JonTron''', on ''VideoGame/MonsterParty''

-->-- [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13304847130A72080000&page=6 A commenter]] playing ''[[ZeroEscape Virtue's Last Reward]]'' [[note]]He's partly right.[[/note]]

->''Just to make sure we're all on the same page here, what we're looking at is a giraffe with a string of pearls resting atop an air helmet, hiding in a treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, talking to a fox in a frog suit. Just...just...we just gotta accept it.''

->''"I don't understand it, and I understand everything!"''

->''"I don't understand this, and I understand everything!"''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', '''''Series/DoctorWho'''''

-->-- '''Ansem, Seeker of Darkness''', '''''KingdomHearts'''''. [[spoiler: Actually Xehanort's Heartless. Actually amnesiac fusion of Master Xehanort and Terra.]]

-->--'''A fan's description of''' ''{{Hellsinker}}''

->''"When did this game go from a game called ''"Monster Party"'' to a game where I fight ''shrimp'' and ''onion rings''?! [[{{Angrish}} WHY?! And what th...]] Why is there a space station IN THE BACKROUND?!!!"''

->''"When did this game go from a game called ''"Monster Party"'' to a game where I fight ''shrimp'' and ''onion rings''?! [[{{Angrish}} WHY?! And what th...]] Why is there a space station IN THE BACKROUND?!!!"

-->--'''''YellowSubmarine'''''

->'''Moltar:''' Well, you're just making all this [[SoundEffectBleep s***]] up! ... Oh, what? You're the only one that gets to make [[SoundEffectBleep c***]] up?

-->-- '''TheyMightBeGiants''', '''"Wearing a Raincoat"'''

-->--'''Youtube commenter''' on {{Hellsinker}}'s FinalBoss.

-->--'''Desmond Miles''', '''''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'''''

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''{{Pocahontas}}''

-->-- Naomi Claydon reviews the '''''Series/DoctorWho''''' EighthDoctorAdventures novel ''The Blue Angel'' for OutpostGallifrey.

->''"The whole movie has [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome strange use of]] StockFootage, [[FauxlosophicNarration strange use of voiceovers]], it begins like a documentary depicting cultural deviance, [[UnexpectedGenreChange soon it becomes a horror movie]] and [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible an experimental art film]], [[{{Biography}} an auto-bio]], [[BoundAndGagged a bondage movie]] and then it ends with a sex change! What the ''fuck'' kind of twisted piece of ''crap'' is this?!"''

->''"You have been chosen because you are unknown to the enemy, and you all have a special skill. [[GeniusCripple Professor Hawking]], [[BloodSport John Leslie]], [[TokenEvilTeammate Phil Neville]], the [[BadAss Wu Tang Clan]], [[DanceBattler Usher]], the [[{{Mascot}} Sugar Puffs Monster]], and [[ChewingTheScenery Daniel Day-Lewis]]: welcome...to [[OperationBlank Operation Mind Fuck]]!."''

->'''Space Ghost:''' ....
->'''Moltar:''' Well, you're just making all this [[SoundEffectBleep s***]] up! ...Oh, what? You're the only one that gets to make [[SoundEffectBleep c***]] up?

-->-- '''Ansem, Seeker of Darkness''', '''''KingdomHearts''''', [[spoiler: Actually Xehanort's Heartless. Actually amnesiac fusion of Master Xehanort and Terra.]]

->'''Moltar:''' Those must've fallen out of my hair.

-->--'''[[FinalFantasyX Tidus]]''', to [[FinalFantasyVIII Ultimecia]], ''DissidiaFinalFantasy''

->''"There ''is'' no final conclusion to ''ThePrisoner''. We were fortunate enough to do something as audacious as that, because people do want the words 'TheEnd' put up there."''
-->-- '''Patrick [=McGoohan=]''' on [[GainaxEnding the last episode]] of ''ThePrisoner''

-->--'''mickeyten''' about the comments on [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying_p2/#ixzz1s5ZVPcOU this]] ''{{Website/Cracked}}'' article

-->-- '''A YouTube commenter''', on the first episode of Anime/ExcelSaga

->''Of the worm-like tips of''

->''"How do you compress...time? I'm getting dizzy..."''