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->'''Hammond:''' [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.]]

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->'''Hammond:''' [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs [[KidsLoveDinosaurs Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.]]
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-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QMue9j_RKg First teaser trailer]] for the first movie.

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-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QMue9j_RKg First teaser trailer]] for the first ''Film/JurassicPark'' movie.
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->A DNA strand, like me, is the blueprint for buildin' a living thing. And sometimes, animals that went extinct millions of years ago, like dinosaurs, left their blueprints for us to find. We just had to know where to look! A hundred million years ago, there were mosquitoes, just like today. And just like today, they fed on the blood of animals. Even dinosaurs! Sometimes, after bitin' a dinosaur, the mosquito would land on the branch of a tree, and get stuck in the sap. After a long time, the sap got hardened and became fossilized, just like a dinosaur bone, preservin' the mosquito inside. This fossilized tree sap, which we call "amber", waited millions of years with the mosquito inside until Jurassic Park scientists came along. Using sophisticated techniques, they extract the preserved blood and... bingo! Dino DNA!
-->--'''Mr. DNA''', explaining how cloning works
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Did Ian Malcolm have a dog named Gigi? No. He didn't.


'''Hammond:''' Hey hey, c'mere for a second: [[IHaveYourWife I sent your girlfriend there alone]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and Gigi]], have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with ''me''. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? ''[counts fingers]'' Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)

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'''Hammond:''' Hey hey, c'mere for a second: [[IHaveYourWife I sent your girlfriend there alone]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and Gigi]], GG, have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with ''me''. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? ''[counts fingers]'' Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)
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->The first discovery was made in the spring of 1990. From a mine in South America came a piece of amber, containing the fossilized remains of a prehistoric mosquito. One of many that had fed upon the blood of dinosaurs. From the DNA in that blood, science was able to recreate those giants.
->And for the first time, man and dinosaur shared the Earth.
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QMue9j_RKg First teaser trailer]] for the first movie.
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->'''Hammond''': Spared no expense...
-->-- Repeated several times in the first movie.
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->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.

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->'''Hammond:''' [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.]]



->'''Ellie:''' Small versions of adults, honey.

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->'''Ellie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Small versions of adults, honey.
honey.]]
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->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.

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->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.
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->''Gennaro:''' What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?

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->''Gennaro:''' ->'''Gennaro:''' What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?

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->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
->'''Grant:''' [''meaning the attractions''] What are those?
->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.

->'''Lex:''' It's gonna eat the goat?
->'''Tim:''' Excellent!
->''Gennaro:''' What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?



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->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
->'''Grant:''' [''meaning the attractions''] What are those?
->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.

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->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
->'''Grant:''' [''meaning the attractions''] What are those?
->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.
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->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
->'''Grant:''' [''meaning the attractions''] What are those?
->'''Ellie:''' [''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint thinking he meant the kids]]''] Small versions of adults, honey.
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->'''Ian Malcolm''': "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair Man creates dinosaurs...]]"
->'''Ellie Sattler''': "Dinosaurs eat man... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint woman inherits the Earth]]."

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->'''Ian Malcolm''': "God Malcolm:''' God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair Man creates dinosaurs...]]"
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->'''Ellie Sattler''': "Dinosaurs Sattler:''' Dinosaurs eat man... man ... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint woman inherits the Earth]]."
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'''Hammond''': Hey hey, c'mere for a second: [[IHaveYourWife I sent your girlfriend there alone]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and Gigi]], have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with ''me''. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? *counts fingers* Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)

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'''Hammond''': '''Hammond:''' Hey hey, c'mere for a second: [[IHaveYourWife I sent your girlfriend there alone]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and Gigi]], have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with ''me''. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? *counts fingers* ''[counts fingers]'' Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)
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->'''Ian Malcolm''': "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair Man creates dinosaurs...]]"
->'''Ellie Sattler''': "Dinosaurs eat man... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint woman inherits the Earth]]."
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->'''Malcolm:''' Hey, whoa whoa, hold on a sec. You want be to go BACK to an island with dinosaurs? Have you seen ''Jurassic Park?'' Na na na, dat's OK, you deal with that yourself.\\

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->'''Malcolm:''' Hey, whoa whoa, hold on a sec. You want be me to go BACK to an island with dinosaurs? Have you seen ''Jurassic Park?'' Na na na, dat's OK, you deal with that yourself.\\
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-->--'''''[[JurassicPark Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''''' as abridged by JonTron.

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-->--'''''[[JurassicPark Jurassic -->--'''''Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''''' World''''' as abridged by JonTron.WebVideo/JonTron.

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''Oh no!''
-->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")

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''Oh no!''
nooooooooo!''
-->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")Park")

->'''Malcolm:''' Hey, whoa whoa, hold on a sec. You want be to go BACK to an island with dinosaurs? Have you seen ''Jurassic Park?'' Na na na, dat's OK, you deal with that yourself.\\
'''Hammond''': Hey hey, c'mere for a second: [[IHaveYourWife I sent your girlfriend there alone]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and Gigi]], have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with ''me''. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? *counts fingers* Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)
-->--'''''[[JurassicPark Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''''' as abridged by JonTron.
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-->--'''WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")

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-->--'''WeirdAlYankovic''', -->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")
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-->--'''WeirdAlYankovic''', ''Jurassic Park''

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-->--'''WeirdAlYankovic''', ''Jurassic Park''"[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")

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