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-->--'''Greg Heffley''', ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''

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-->--'''Greg Heffley''', ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''

->'''Edgar Bergen:''' All [in Happy Valley] was misery.\\
'''Charlie [=McCarthy=]:''' Just like the eighth grade.
-->-- ''Mickey and the Beanstalk''
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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}''-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}''

->''Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. You got kids like me who haven't hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with [[TeensAreMonsters these gorillas who need to shave twice a day]].''
-->--'''Greg Heffley''', ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''
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->'''TJ:''' That's because I reject you, man! You, and everything you stand for!!

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->'''TJ:''' ->'''[[CheerfulChild TJ]]:''' [[TeensAreMonsters That's because I reject you, man! You, and everything you stand for!!for!!]]



->'''Prickly:''' W-well that's just TJ Detweiler, sir! He's just joking around! (shoves TJ aside, brings Gretchen forward) Ahhh, here's the intelligent and courteous Gretchen Grundler! Say hello to the very important man, Gretchen!
->'''Gretchen:''' (dressed as a Goth) Greetings are depressing. Life is pointless. Leave me now to grapple with my own irrelevance as I confer to young adulthood...Man!

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->'''Prickly:''' W-well that's just TJ Detweiler, sir! He's just joking around! (shoves TJ aside, brings Gretchen forward) Ahhh, here's the intelligent and courteous [[ChildProdigy Gretchen Grundler! Grundler]]! Say hello to the very important man, Gretchen!
->'''Gretchen:''' (dressed as a Goth) {{Goth}}) [[TheEeyore Greetings are depressing. Life is pointless. ]] [[StrawNihilist Leave me now to grapple with my own irrelevance as I confer to young adulthood...]] Man!



->'''Gus:''' (blandly) I have father issues.

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->'''Gus:''' (blandly) I have [[DaddyIssues father issues.issues]].



->'''Spinelli:''' (Dressed up as a cute valley girl) You are ''so'' dreamy!
->'''Prickly:''' Ohhhhh! Get a hamster!

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->'''Spinelli:''' (Dressed up as a cute valley girl) ValleyGirl) You are ''so'' dreamy!
->'''Prickly:''' Ohhhhh! ([[AbhorrentAdmirer backs off with a yelp]]) Get a hamster!
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->"Wow. It's like the soul crushing pointlessness of seventh grade."
-->--'''One of Maggie's [[EmoTeen Emo Tween]] friends''', commenting on Luan's mime performance in ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse''

->'''Skinner''': (To TJ, dressed as a punk) Hello, son! I notice you're not lined up with the other students!
->'''TJ:''' That's because I reject you, man! You, and everything you stand for!!
->'''Skinner:''' Well, that's fairly disturbing...
->'''Prickly:''' W-well that's just TJ Detweiler, sir! He's just joking around! (shoves TJ aside, brings Gretchen forward) Ahhh, here's the intelligent and courteous Gretchen Grundler! Say hello to the very important man, Gretchen!
->'''Gretchen:''' (dressed as a Goth) Greetings are depressing. Life is pointless. Leave me now to grapple with my own irrelevance as I confer to young adulthood...Man!
->'''Vince:''' (desperately grabs Prickly) I know I gotta make weight, but I can't live on Ginseng and egg whites forever!!
->'''Mikey:''' (Covered in zits) I'm breaking out!!! Yet another sock hop spent alone with my regrets...
->'''Gus:''' (blandly) I have father issues.
->'''Skinner:''' By Jove, Prickly! [[ShownTheirWork These are just the types of problems you'll be encountering in Middle School!]] It's the perfect opportunity for you to show off your one-on-one counseling skills.
->'''Prickly:''' Oh...well, certainly, sir! (To TJ) You, back off! (To Gretchen) You, cheer up! (To Vince) You, eat something! (To Mikey) You, cut back on the fried foods! (To Gus) You, mow the lawn!
->'''Spinelli:''' (Dressed up as a cute valley girl) You are ''so'' dreamy!
->'''Prickly:''' Ohhhhh! Get a hamster!
->'''Skinner:''' Prickly! What decisive handling on those children's strange problems!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}''

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