"Wow. It's like the soul crushing pointlessness of seventh grade."
Skinner: (To TJ, dressed as a punk) Hello, son! I notice you're not lined up with the other students!
Skinner: Well, that's fairly disturbing...
W-well that's just TJ Detweiler, sir! He's just joking around! (shoves TJ aside, brings Gretchen forward) Ahhh, here's the intelligent and courteous Gretchen Grundler
! Say hello to the very important man, Gretchen!
Vince: (desperately grabs Prickly) I know I gotta make weight, but I can't live on Ginseng and egg whites forever!!
Mikey: (Covered in zits) I'm breaking out!!! Yet another sock hop spent alone with my regrets...
Prickly: Oh...well, certainly, sir! (To TJ) You, back off! (To Gretchen) You, cheer up! (To Vince) You, eat something! (To Mikey) You, cut back on the fried foods! (To Gus) You, mow the lawn!
(Dressed up as a cute Valley Girl
) You are so
Prickly! What decisive handling on those children's strange problems!