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'''Old Biff:''' ''(DopeSlaps Young Biff)'' It's "leave", ''you idiot!'' "Make like a tree and ''leave''". You sound like a damned ''fool'' when you say it wrong!

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'''Old Biff:''' ''(DopeSlaps ''({{Dope Slap}}s Young Biff)'' It's "leave", ''you idiot!'' "Make like a tree and ''leave''". You sound like a damned ''fool'' when you say it wrong!
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->'''Young Biff''': Hey, that's very nice, thank you very much! Now why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here!
->'''Old Biff''': ''(slaps Young Biff)'' It's "LEAVE"! You idiot! "Make like a tree and LEAVE". You sound like a damned FOOL when you say it wrong!

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->'''Young Biff''': Biff:''' Hey, that's very nice, thank you very much! Now why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here!
->'''Old Biff''': ''(slaps
outta here!\\
'''Old Biff:''' ''(DopeSlaps
Young Biff)'' It's "LEAVE"! You idiot! "leave", ''you idiot!'' "Make like a tree and LEAVE". ''leave''". You sound like a damned FOOL ''fool'' when you say it wrong!
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->'''Kelly:''' ''Every mature person has to make peace with the fact that they used to be dumber, but to have it thrown in your face every single day? Man, it sucks.''
-->--''Series/TheOrville'', [[Recap/TheOrvilleS2E13TomorrowAndTomorrowAndTomorrow "Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow]]
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->'''Past Johnny''': Untwist your panties, Older Me, I'm a star!\\
'''Present Johnny''': This is a military operation, ''not'' a movie set!\\
'''Past Johnny''': I'm only the best fighter here...but ''your'' daughter has me sitting at the kids table!\\
'''Present Johnny''': (''bitchslaps his past self'') ''Our'' daughter is C.O.! A little humility might earn her respect!\\
'''Past Johnny''': Dad always said "Hungry people eat lunch, humble people serve it."\\
'''Present Johnny''': ''[[ParentalIssues DAD WAS AN ASSHOLE!]]'' Hollywood made us an even bigger one!
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "What Lies Beneath"

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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "What Lies Beneath"
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->''"I used to think that life was nothing but suffering. But our days in the student council have changed my worldview more than you will ever know. And the more I realized just how kind you are, the more I came to hate myself. When I looked at other people, all I would think was, "will they be of use to me?" I saw them as nothing more than tools. I realized then how cold I was. I came to realize I was a terrible woman with a twisted, disfigured heart."''
-->-- '''Kaguya''', ''Manga/KaguyaSamaLoveIsWar''
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-->-- '''Sunset Shimmer''', ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks Rainbow Rocks]]''

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-->-- '''Sunset Shimmer''', ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks Rainbow Rocks]]''
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->'''Q:''' Did I hear a laugh? It's so unlike you, Jean-Luc, to have a sense of humor, especially about getting stabbed through the back.
->'''Picard:''' I was a different person in those days. Arrogant, undisciplined, with far too much ego and too little wisdom. I was more like you.
->'''Q:''' [[InsultBackfire Then you must have been far more interesting. Pity you had to change.]]

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->'''Q:''' Did I hear a laugh? It's so unlike you, Jean-Luc, to have a sense of humor, especially about getting stabbed through the back.
->'''Picard:'''
back.\\
'''Picard:'''
I was a different person in those days. Arrogant, undisciplined, with far too much ego and too little wisdom. I was more like you.
->'''Q:'''
you.\\
'''Q:'''
[[InsultBackfire Then you must have been far more interesting. Pity you had to change.]]



'''ComicBook/PowerGirl:''' You going yo explain to her that it's rude to call people old?\\

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'''ComicBook/PowerGirl:''' You going yo to explain to her that it's rude to call people old?\\


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->'''Ocellus:''' [[HeroicBSOD I can't.]] Maybe my past was so horrible it's still inside me, just waiting to come out again!\\
'''Smolder:''' That's ridiculous. That's not who you are anymore! You've changed.\\
'''Ocellus:''' Maybe we can't really change ''that'' much...
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "What Lies Beneath"
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->Stop acting like it's so embarassing you used to be me.

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->Stop acting like it's so embarassing embarrassing you used to be me.



->'''Night Elf:''' Windrunner, you were... defender of your people. Do you not remember?\\
'''Sylvanas:''' I remember... ''a fool''.

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->'''Night Elf:''' ->'''Delaryn Summermoon:''' Windrunner, you were... defender of your people. Do you not remember?\\
'''Sylvanas:''' '''Sylvanas Windrunner:''' I remember... ''a fool''.
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->'''Night Elf:''' Windrunner, you were... defender of your people. Do you not remember?\\
'''Sylvanas:''' I remember... ''a fool''.
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVp7yLfnmrE Warbringers: Sylvanas]]''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''
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Old Biff: ''(slaps Young Biff)'' It's "LEAVE"! You idiot! "Make like a tree and LEAVE". You sound like a damned FOOL when you say it wrong!

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Old Biff: ->'''Old Biff''': ''(slaps Young Biff)'' It's "LEAVE"! You idiot! "Make like a tree and LEAVE". You sound like a damned FOOL when you say it wrong!
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->'''Young Biff''': Hey, that's very nice, thank you very much! Now why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here!
Old Biff: ''(slaps Young Biff)'' It's "LEAVE"! You idiot! "Make like a tree and LEAVE". You sound like a damned FOOL when you say it wrong!
-->-- ''Film/BackToTheFuturePartII''
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->''"You pathetic waste of boglodite flesh.(...)Look at you: every mistake I ever made just waiting to happen!"''

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->''"You pathetic waste of boglodite flesh. I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life (...)Look at you: every mistake I ever made just waiting to happen!"''
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->Stop acting like it's so embarassing you used to be me.
-->-- '''Teen Jean Grey''' to her adult self, ''ComicBook/JeanGrey'' #7
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->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Sanctuary and I are going to have a very long talk about manners after this.\\
'''ComicBook/PowerGirl:''' You going yo explain to her that it's rude to call people old?\\
'''Supergirl:''' ... I'm sorry, Kara. I didn't mean anything by it. It's just that this is the one place where I shouldn't have to worry about anything. So this is all incredibly frustrating. And when I get frustrated I say some pretty stupid things.\\
'''Power Girl:''' I remember when I was like that, too.
-->-- ''ComicBook/Supergirl2011''
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->'''Q:''' Did I hear a laugh? It's so unlike you, Jean-Luc, to have a sense of humor, especially about getting stabbed through the back.
->'''Picard:''' I was a different person in those days. Arrogant, undisciplined, with far too much ego and too little wisdom. I was more like you.
->'''Q:''' [[InsultBackfire Then you must have been far more interesting. Pity you had to change.]]
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Tapestry"
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-->--'''[[Film/MenInBlack3 Boris the Animal]]''' to his past self.

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-->--'''[[Film/MenInBlack3 Boris -->--'''Boris the Animal]]''' Animal''' to his past self.
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-->--'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot,]]''' ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]]''

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-->--'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot,]]''' Robot]]''', ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]]''



-->--'''[[Series/DoctorWho Fifth Doctor]]''', ''[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]]''.

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-->--'''[[Series/DoctorWho Fifth Doctor]]''', ''[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]]''.
Doctors]]''
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->'''Ebenezer Scrooge''': Spirit, show me no more. Why do you delight in torturing me?\\
'''Ghost of Christmas Past''': I told you, these are the shadows of the things that have been. That they are what they are, do not blame me.
-->--''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol''
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-->--'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot,]]''" ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]]''

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-->--'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot,]]''" Robot,]]''' ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]]''
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-->--[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot,]] ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]]''

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-->--[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 -->--'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot,]] Robot,]]''" ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]]''



-->--[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Quint]], ''[[ComicBook/MegaMan Rock of Ages]]''

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-->--[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Quint]], -->--'''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Quint]]''', ''[[ComicBook/MegaMan Rock of Ages]]''



-->--[[Series/DoctorWho Fifth Doctor]], ''[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]]''.

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-->--[[Series/DoctorWho -->--'''[[Series/DoctorWho Fifth Doctor]], Doctor]]''', ''[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]]''.
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->''"I am not the man I once was. Thank goodness!"''
-->--[[Series/DoctorWho Fifth Doctor]], ''[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]]''.
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->''"And then, we get this episode’s absolutely hilarious money shot: Clark meets Future Clark in what is clearly an amazing use of the technology pioneered by ''{{The Parent Trap}}''. I was originally turned off by the fact that Superman is a bit of a total jerk to his past self, but come on. Wouldn’t you be?"''

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->''"And then, we get this episode’s absolutely hilarious money shot: Clark meets Future Clark in what is clearly an amazing use of the technology pioneered by ''{{The Parent Trap}}''.''Film/TheParentTrap''. I was originally turned off by the fact that Superman is a bit of a total jerk to his past self, but come on. Wouldn’t you be?"''
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->''"It's destiny. Because of you, I '''have''' to be. Without you, there is no '''me'''. Let the time stream figure out the rest. '''''Die, Mega Man!'''''"''
-->--[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Quint]], ''[[ComicBook/MegaMan Rock of Ages]]''
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-->--[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 '''Crow T. Robot,''']] ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]]''

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-->--[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 '''Crow Crow T. Robot,''']] Robot,]] ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]]''
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->''"Man, was I a jerk a half-hour ago."''
-->--[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 '''Crow T. Robot,''']] ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]]''
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->''"The old me really was just awful, wasn't she?"''
-->-- '''Sunset Shimmer''', ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks Rainbow Rocks]]''
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->''"I also like the last panel! Wait, I'm a cartoonist enjoying the artwork from something I made years ago? This doesn't feel right. This isn't natural. THIS ISN'T HOW ARTISTS WORK"''
-->-- '''Dan Shive''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''
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-> [[color:#626262:PAST ME IS ALWAYS SO TERRIBLE, EVEN WHEN I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED BEING HIM.]]
-->-- '''Karkat Vantas''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
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->''"You pathetic waste of boglodite flesh.(...)Look at you: every mistake I ever made just waiting to happen!"''
-->--'''[[Film/MenInBlack3 Boris the Animal]]''' to his past self.
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->''"And then, we get this episode’s absolutely hilarious money shot: Clark meets Future Clark in what is clearly an amazing use of the technology pioneered by ''{{The Parent Trap}}''. I was originally turned off by the fact that Superman is a bit of a total jerk to his past self, but come on. Wouldn’t you be?"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-episode-4-homecoming/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Homecoming")
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