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->God knows how much scotch I'd tossed down or how many grams of dodgy cocaine I'd snorted by that stage. I crawled about the room, a jumble of overturned chairs and empty bottles and filthy plates and torn bed sheets, [[TheAlcoholic praying there was still some alcohol surviving somewhere]]. Of course, the room had been like that even before the cyclone hit. Julie and I had been living it up hard. For the resort had actually welcomed ''two'' guests before its untimely demise. Me, and my assistant publicist, Julie Favmore - twenty-eight years old, [[BrainsAndBondage cunning as the devil, and horny as all hell]]. The pair of us had set ourselves up in one of the suites - indeed, the only one that had been properly fitted out for display purposes, before financial reality sank in and construction ceased. All that time and effort deserved at least one [[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy party]], I'd decided. And what a time we had, with the whole place to ourselves. Oh, Julie... I wonder where you are now? My old balls are still aching from the things you did to them.
-->--''Underground,'' by Andrew [=McGahan=]
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-> Every so often, some politician or footballer or actor or whoever it is is caught in a hotel room, surrounded by hookers and cocaine. And everybody else goes: "Oh, the shame of it! How could he? How absolutely dreadful! I'd ''never'' do that! I've never had a chance, but I would never ''ever'' do that! Oh, the disgust that courses through me right now — you could bottle it!" But... ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint what else are you supposed to give hookers in a hotel room?]]'' "Yogurt, anybody? I made some yogurt this morning, would you like some? It's got Granola and everything. You sure? Go on, have a bit."
-->--'''Creator/DylanMoran''', ''Monster''
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->"I say all this as someone who likes Manziel. I would prefer to ignore the rather obvious fact that Johnny is here for the money and the girls, and just pretend he's some magical throwback that can turn it on when the game starts, like John Belushi hitting every line in a sketch [[DrunkenMaster after shooting 50 speedballs.]] But my inner football tightass knows this isn't how it works. My inner football tightass knows that Manziel is about to [[RealityEnsues get his ass kicked]]."
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->'''Mike''': Moira [=McTaggart=]? More like Moira [[DemotedToExtra McTagalong]].\\
'''Jay''': You're just full of 'em today. You're just full of them puns.\\
'''Mike''': I hope Creator/BryanSinger was excited to be working with James [=McAvoy=].\\
'''Jay''': Why do you say that?\\
'''Mike''': Well, he originally thought his name was James Mack-a-Boy. "Oh, hey, we got a lot in common."
-->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' on ''Film/XMen Apocolypse''
'''Jay''': You're just full of 'em today. You're just full of them puns.\\
'''Mike''': I hope Creator/BryanSinger was excited to be working with James [=McAvoy=].\\
'''Jay''': Why do you say that?\\
'''Mike''': Well, he originally thought his name was James Mack-a-Boy. "Oh, hey, we got a lot in common."
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->I have often found it true of humanity that the more powerful the kine, the more he is ruled by unusual passions. [[BigScrewedUpFamily The Zantosa]] know such people: they throw parties for them at their estates in New York and Mexico City. The jet-set Arab sheik that snorts a significant fraction of his country's GDP up his nose every year. The Viacom CFO who always has that ''thing'' [[AssShove up his ass]]. The [[TheMafia mob capo]] who offers a share of the rackets in exchange for a mistress named Zantosa. The editor of the ''New York Times'' who collects photos that his paper would never, ever print. The Senator who staffs his meth lab with young girls from Indonesia and Paraguay. Allow these humans to indulge their passions discretely, and you are their most valuable association: their dealer.
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Tzimisce (Revised)''
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->I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just [[NoExceptYes like the way it smells.]]
-->--'''Creator/RichardPryor'''
-->--'''Creator/RichardPryor'''
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->"There is something more than faintly reasonable about the droves of Tories attempting to spin the news that UsefulNotes/DavidCameron fucked a pig with variations of “well who hasn’t?” After all, that’s basically why the story was so viscerally enticing - the fact that nearly everybody’s reaction to the news is complete credulity. Simply put, fucking a dead pig is the sort of thing you expect someone like David Cameron to do."
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/blog/capitalist-pig/ Dr. Phil Sandifer]]'''
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/blog/capitalist-pig/ Dr. Phil Sandifer]]'''
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->"There's too much money in my fucking hand!" Oh, don't worry, Johnny. Flip more people the bird, and the NFL's [[MoralGuardians morality police]] will happily relieve you of that cash...I say all this as someone who likes Manziel. I would prefer to ignore the rather obvious fact that Johnny is here for the money and the girls, and just pretend he's some magical throwback that can turn it on when the game starts, like John Belushi hitting every line in a sketch [[DrunkenMaster after shooting 50 speedballs.]] But my inner football tightass knows this isn't how it works. My inner football tightass knows that Manziel is about to get his ass kicked.
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->Something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s [[ProfessionalButtKisser unpaid intern]] Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free.
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->Something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s [[ProfessionalButtKisser unpaid intern]] Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free.helicopter?
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->We are in the entertainment business and I would suggest in that era, it was literally sex, drugs and rock and roll. You could compare us to a rock and roll band in the early [[TheEighties '80s]]. The performers were making exorbitant amounts of money. Not all of them took steroids. But, later, if you added prescription painkillers to the mix of sex, drugs and rock and roll, it was a deadly cocktail. For some, habits never changed. They continued with the same lifestyle. You can't do that at [[GloryDays age 40...]]
-->--'''Wresling/VinceMcMahons'''
-->--'''Wresling/VinceMcMahons'''
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->"There's too much money in my fucking hand!" Oh, don't worry, Johnny. Flip more people the bird, and the NFL's [[MoralGuardians morality police]] will happily relieve you of that cash...I say all this as someone who likes Manziel. I would prefer to ignore the rather obvious fact that Johnny is here for the money and the girls, and just pretend he's some magical throwback that can turn it on when the game starts, like John Belushi hitting every line in a sketch [[DrunkenMaster after shooting 50 speedballs.]] But my inner football tightass knows this isn't how it works. My inner football tightass knows that Manziel is about to get his ass kicked.
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-cleveland-browns-1626915245 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Cleavland Browns"
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-cleveland-browns-1626915245 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Cleavland Browns"
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->Something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s unpaid intern Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free.
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->Something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s [[ProfessionalButtKisser unpaid intern intern]] Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free.
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->''"Another quiet Thanksgiving at Woodland this year. We’ve gone low key, baby! Champagne? YOU BET! Naked Cirque de Soleil? NOT IN THE BUDGET THIS YEAR. It’ll be just me and [[Creator/JackNicholson Nicholson]] and 600 of our closest [[BreadEggsMilkSquick drug dealers.]] No word on if we’re re-enacting the first Thanksgiving again. We usually do it, only in the nude. It’s a great number! Nicholson really DOES give everyone smallpox at the end of it. Keeps a vial of it in his safe at home! I’m not sure that’s legal!"''
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->''"Something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s unpaid intern Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free."''
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->'''Creator/JhonenVasquez:''' I needed to find an evil way to spend it so that Nickelodeon would be [[FleeceTheBudget contributing to something unholy in the world.]]
->'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?
->'''Vasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
->'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?
->'''Vasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
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->'''Creator/JhonenVasquez:''' I needed to find an evil way to spend it so that Nickelodeon would be [[FleeceTheBudget contributing to something unholy in the world.]]
->'''Interviewer:''']]\\
'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend iton?
->'''Vasquez:'''on?\\
'''Vasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
->'''Interviewer:'''
'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it
->'''Vasquez:'''
'''Vasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
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->'''Jay:''' Maybe all the money went to Creator/CarrieFisher's coke habit.
->'''Mike:''' ''Alleged'' coke habit.
->'''Jay:''' It's "alleged" (by Carrie Fisher herself) that she had a coke problem from around the time of this special. Nothing's confirmed (except from Carrie Fisher herself).
->'''Mike:''' She snorted more coke than Jabba ate frogs.
->''(later)''
->'''Rich:''' You think [[WrittenInInfirmity the car accident]] was, like, a cover? Like Creator/MarkHamill spilled some coke on his cheek and--
->'''Mike:''' He was playing 'Hide the Coke' with Carrie Fisher, and she mauled him. [[CrossesTheLineTwice She won.]]
->'''Rich:''' If you move the hair that's on his forehead, there's nose indentations.
->'''Mike:''' ''Alleged'' coke habit.
->'''Jay:''' It's "alleged" (by Carrie Fisher herself) that she had a coke problem from around the time of this special. Nothing's confirmed (except from Carrie Fisher herself).
->'''Mike:''' She snorted more coke than Jabba ate frogs.
->''(later)''
->'''Rich:''' You think [[WrittenInInfirmity the car accident]] was, like, a cover? Like Creator/MarkHamill spilled some coke on his cheek and--
->'''Mike:''' He was playing 'Hide the Coke' with Carrie Fisher, and she mauled him. [[CrossesTheLineTwice She won.]]
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->'''Jay:''' Maybe all the money went to Creator/CarrieFisher's coke habit.
->'''Mike:'''habit.\\
'''Mike:''' ''Alleged'' cokehabit.
->'''Jay:'''habit.\\
'''Jay:''' It's "alleged" (by Carrie Fisher herself) that she had a coke problem from around the time of this special. Nothing's confirmed (except from Carrie Fisherherself).
->'''Mike:'''herself).\\
'''Mike:''' She snorted more coke than Jabba atefrogs.
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->'''Rich:'''frogs.\\
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'''Rich:''' You think [[WrittenInInfirmity the car accident]] was, like, a cover? Like Creator/MarkHamill spilled some coke on his cheekand--
->'''Mike:'''and--\\
'''Mike:''' He was playing 'Hide the Coke' with Carrie Fisher, and she mauled him. [[CrossesTheLineTwice She won.]]
->'''Rich:''']]\\
'''Rich:''' If you move the hair that's on his forehead, there's nose indentations.
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'''Mike:''' ''Alleged'' coke
->'''Jay:'''
'''Jay:''' It's "alleged" (by Carrie Fisher herself) that she had a coke problem from around the time of this special. Nothing's confirmed (except from Carrie Fisher
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'''Mike:''' She snorted more coke than Jabba ate
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->'''Rich:'''
''(later)''\\
'''Rich:''' You think [[WrittenInInfirmity the car accident]] was, like, a cover? Like Creator/MarkHamill spilled some coke on his cheek
->'''Mike:'''
'''Mike:''' He was playing 'Hide the Coke' with Carrie Fisher, and she mauled him. [[CrossesTheLineTwice She won.
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'''Rich:''' If you move the hair that's on his forehead, there's nose indentations.
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->''"Surrounded by model types on a fancy French island, vaping his hobo face off...But something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s unpaid intern Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/03/leonardo-dicaprio-celebrated-new-years-exactly-like-how-youd-think-he-would/ DListed]]''''', "Leonardo [=DiCaprio=] Celebrated New Years Exactly Like How You’d Think He Would"
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/03/leonardo-dicaprio-celebrated-new-years-exactly-like-how-youd-think-he-would/ DListed]]''''', "Leonardo [=DiCaprio=] Celebrated New Years Exactly Like How You’d Think He Would"
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-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/03/leonardo-dicaprio-celebrated-new-years-exactly-like-how-youd-think-he-would/ DListed]]''''',
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->''"Surrounded by model types on a fancy French island, vaping his hobo face off. Although that could be any day for Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio, really; it just happened to be New Years Day...Jack Nicholson Jr. rang in the new year on a beach in St. Barts with a boat full of bikini models, and none of them were his bottom bitch Toni Garrn, which means they are probably officially officially over, right? How could you not spend NYE counting down from 60 with wealthy elf Ryan Seacrest without your best ho? That’s practically a NYE felony.''
->''But something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s unpaid intern Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free."''
->''But something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s unpaid intern Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free."''
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->''"Surrounded by model types on a fancy French island, vaping his hobo face off. Although that could be any day for Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio, really; it just happened to be New Years Day...Jack Nicholson Jr. rang in the new year on a beach in St. Barts with a boat full of bikini models, and none of them were his bottom bitch Toni Garrn, which means they are probably officially officially over, right? How could you not spend NYE counting down from 60 with wealthy elf Ryan Seacrest without your best ho? That’s practically a NYE felony.''
->''Butoff...But something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one of the models wearing shorts? I thought all model types were required to turn in their clothing to Leo’s unpaid intern Lukas Haas before they were allowed to hang out with Leo. Finally, why is Leo holding his own vape? Maybe that last one isn’t that strange; I guess I just assumed he would puff out of a pussy, hands-free."''
->''But
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->''"Creator/CharlieSheen’s current full-time whore and future [[SerialSpouse ex-wife]] Brett Rossi is jealous of Denise Richards and wants him to kick Denise and his girls [[DivorceAssetsConflict out of the house he owns]] so she can drive by and let out a cold cunt cackle as they’re all dragging their belongings out of there...All she has to do is throw a fake stache on her younger kid’s face. Then [[TotemPoleTrench put that younger kid on the shoulders of the older kid and throw a trench coat over them.]] Send them over to Charlie Sheen’s house with a wheelbarrow full of white landscape rocks from Home Depot. The young one will introduce 'himself' as Charlie’s new crack dealer and make Charlie sign a purchase slip before getting his regular daily order. Charlie will be so cracked out into another dimension that he won’t know that he’s really signing over the deed to the house that Denise Richards lives in to her! The house will be hers! Blehehehehe, it’s a crackhead-proof plan."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/03/18/charlie-sheen-is-trying-to-put-denise-richards-and-his-girls-on-the-curb-again/ Michael K.]]''', "Charlie Sheen Is Trying To Put Denise Richards And His Girls On The Curb Again"
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/03/18/charlie-sheen-is-trying-to-put-denise-richards-and-his-girls-on-the-curb-again/ Michael K.]]''', "Charlie Sheen Is Trying To Put Denise Richards And His Girls On The Curb Again"
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->''But something seems off about these pictures of Leo on Babe Island. First of all, there are less than a dozen babes in bikinis. I mean, in this picture alone, I can only count four. FOUR?!? What happened? Did the ''S.S. Snatch Catcher'' capsize on its way to St. Barts and they all had to swim to Babe Island? Are there 35 to 40 model types currently lost at sea? Should someone send out in a search and rescue helicopter? Second, is one
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->'''Creator/JhonenVasquez:''' I needed to find an evil way to spend it so that Nickelodeon would be [[FleecingTheBudget contributing to something unholy in the world.]]
->'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?
->'''Vasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
-->--On the royalties from ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''
->'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?
->'''Vasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
-->--On the royalties from ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''
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->'''Creator/JhonenVasquez:''' I needed to find an evil way to spend it so that Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} would be contributing to something unholy in the world.
->'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?
->'''JhonenVasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
->'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?
->'''JhonenVasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
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->'''Rich:''' You think [[WrittenInInfirmity the car accident]] was, like, a cover? Like Creator/MarkHamill spilled some coke on his cheek and--
->'''Mike:''' He was playing 'Hide the Coke' with Carrie Fisher, and she mauled him. [[CrossesTheLineTwice She won.]]
->'''Rich:''' If you move the hair that's on his forehead, there's nose indentations.
->'''Rich:''' You think [[WrittenInInfirmity the car accident]] was, like, a cover? Like Creator/MarkHamill spilled some coke on his cheek and--
->'''Mike:''' He was playing 'Hide the Coke' with Carrie Fisher, and she mauled him. [[CrossesTheLineTwice She won.]]
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->'''Mike:''' ''Alleged'' coke habit.
->'''Jay:''' It's "alleged" (by Carrie Fisher herself) that she had a coke problem from around the time of this special. Nothing's confirmed (except from Carrie Fisher herself).
->'''Mike:''' She snorted more coke than Jabba ate frogs.
-->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' on the ''StarWarsHolidaySpecial''
->'''Mike:''' ''Alleged'' coke habit.
->'''Jay:''' It's "alleged" (by Carrie Fisher herself) that she had a coke problem from around the time of this special. Nothing's confirmed (except from Carrie Fisher herself).
->'''Mike:''' She snorted more coke than Jabba ate frogs.
-->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' on the ''StarWarsHolidaySpecial''
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->''"And if I joined the social whirl,\\
Became procurer of young girls,\\
Then I would have my own bordellos\\
My record would be number one\\
And I'd sell records by the ton\\
(All sung by many other fellows)\\
My name would then be Handsome Jack\\
And I'd sell boats of opium\\
Whiskey that came from Twickenham\\
Authentic queers\\
And phony virgins"''
-->--'''Music/ScottWalker''', "Jackie"
Became procurer of young girls,\\
Then I would have my own bordellos\\
My record would be number one\\
And I'd sell records by the ton\\
(All sung by many other fellows)\\
My name would then be Handsome Jack\\
And I'd sell boats of opium\\
Whiskey that came from Twickenham\\
Authentic queers\\
And phony virgins"''
-->--'''Music/ScottWalker''', "Jackie"
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->'''JhonenVasquez:''' I needed to find an evil way to spend it so that Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} would be contributing to something unholy in the world.\\
'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?\\
'''JhonenVasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?\\
'''JhonenVasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
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'''Interviewer:'''
->'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it
'''JhonenVasquez:'''
->'''JhonenVasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.
->''"Creator/CharlieSheen’s current full-time whore and future [[SerialSpouse ex-wife]] Brett Rossi is jealous of Denise Richards and wants him to kick Denise and his girls [[DivorceAssetsConflict out of the house he owns]] so she can drive by and let out a cold cunt cackle as they’re all dragging their belongings out of there...All she has to do is throw a fake stache on her younger kid’s face. Then [[TotemPoleTrench put that younger kid on the shoulders of the older kid and throw a trench coat over them.]] Send them over to Charlie Sheen’s house with a wheelbarrow full of white landscape rocks from Home Depot. The young one will introduce 'himself' as Charlie’s new crack dealer and make Charlie sign a purchase slip before getting his regular daily order. Charlie will be so cracked out into another dimension that he won’t know that he’s really signing over the deed to the house that Denise Richards lives in to her! The house will be hers! Blehehehehe, it’s a crackhead-proof plan."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/03/18/charlie-sheen-is-trying-to-put-denise-richards-and-his-girls-on-the-curb-again/ Michael K.]]''', "Charlie Sheen Is Trying To Put Denise Richards And His Girls On The Curb Again"
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->''"Another quiet Thanksgiving at Woodland this year. We’ve gone low key, baby! Champagne? YOU BET! Naked Cirque de Soleil? NOT IN THE BUDGET THIS YEAR. It’ll be just me and [[Creator/JackNicholson Nicholson]] and 600 of our closest [[BreadEggsMilkSquick drug dealers.]] No word on if we’re re-enacting the first Thanksgiving again. We usually do it, only in the nude. It’s a great number! Nicholson really DOES give everyone smallpox at the end of it. Keeps a vial of it in his safe at home! I’m not sure that’s legal!"
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->''"Another quiet Thanksgiving at Woodland this year. We’ve gone low key, baby! Champagne? YOU BET! Naked Cirque de Soleil? NOT IN THE BUDGET THIS YEAR. It’ll be just me and [[Creator/JackNicholson Nicholson]] and 600 of our closest [[BreadEggsMilkSquick drug dealers.]] No word on if we’re re-enacting the first Thanksgiving again. We usually do it, only in the nude. It’s a great number! Nicholson really DOES give everyone smallpox at the end of it. Keeps a vial of it in his safe at home! I’m not sure that’s legal!"legal!"''
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->''"Another quiet Thanksgiving at Woodland this year. We’ve gone low key, baby! Champagne? YOU BET! Naked Cirque de Soleil? NOT IN THE BUDGET THIS YEAR. It’ll be just me and [[Creator/JackNicholson Nicholson]] and 600 of our closest [[BreadEggsMilkSquick drug dealers.]] No word on if we’re re-enacting the first Thanksgiving again. We usually do it, only in the nude. It’s a great number! Nicholson really DOES give everyone smallpox at the end of it. Keeps a vial of it in his safe at home! I’m not sure that’s legal!"
-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/the-worst-nfl-family-in-america-must-be-stopped-1663369466 Robert Evans]]'''", ''Deadspin''
-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/the-worst-nfl-family-in-america-must-be-stopped-1663369466 Robert Evans]]'''", ''Deadspin''
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->''"Lawyers. You can always recognize them by the bad pockets. Lawyers always carry drugs. Ruins the line of their pants."''
-->--'''Spider Jerusalem''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''
-->--'''Spider Jerusalem''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''
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->''"Cocaine is God's way of telling you you make too damn much money."''
-->--'''Creator/RobinWilliams'''
->'''JhonenVasquez:''' I needed to find an evil way to spend it so that Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} would be contributing to something unholy in the world.\\
'''Interviewer:''' What'd you spend it on?\\
'''JhonenVasquez:''' Just whores. Whores over on Sunset Boulevard and Santa Monica. Whores and robots. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Some of the whores were robots.]]
