History Quotes / HatesTheJobLovesTheLimelight

->Cara Delevingne’s quick interview with ''Good Day Sacramento'' started off on the wrong side of awkward before she even spit out one word. The host called her ''“[[MyNameIsNotDurwood Carla]]”'' and Cara looked like she would rather be getting finger banged by a hawk than talk to three hosts from a Sacramento morning show... But Cara handled it all wrong. You’re not supposed to just sit there and [[http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/carapapertowns2015-500x363.jpg emote with your caterpillar brows.]] You’re supposed to say, “'''I’m shutting your butt down''',” before pulling off your mic and dramatically exiting. That’s how it’s done. If Cara needs some lessons, I’m sure the master Creator/QuentinTarantino will give her some while he gives her a pedicure with his mouth.

->Making motion pictures--and God knows it's been said before--is probably the mot boring art form ever devised. For an actor, anyway. You wait while they hang lights, focus cameras, check sound, tape marks on the floor, and you do the [[MadnessMantra same three lines over and over and over again.]]

->Making motion pictures--and God knows it's been said before--is probably the mot boring art form ever devised. For an actor, anyway. You wait while they hang lights, focus cameras, check sound, tape marks on the floor, and you do the same three lines over and over and over again.

-->--'''Creator/RobertDowneyJr''' on promoting ''Film/TheAvengersAgeOfUltron''

->I like show, but I don't like the business.

->The casual interview presents a number of apparently baffling questions to the pair of actors: "What's the sexiest weather?" ("...Rain…??"); "What is the sexiest thing about women?" ("...Hair."); "What's the weirdest place you've ever been on a date?" ("I don't know.") ("[[AskAStupidQuestion I've never been on a date.]]"). They struggle to name anything they have in common with their characters. They struggle more to come up with three positive words to describe one another, and they are [[BackhandedCompliment visibly upset with each other's choices]].
-->--'''[[http://defamer.gawker.com/50-shades-of-sigh-the-disastrous-50-shades-of-grey-p-1683492446 Kelly Conaboy]]''', "50 Shades of Sigh"

->I never really enjoyed acting in the first place. I started when I was 10 and I’ve been doing it for 50 years...''UpstairsDownstairs'' brought me fame and kudos but it didn’t pay anything. I think I got £230 an episode and each episode took two weeks to shoot.

->I don't know that I want to act 15 years from now. I mean, I love the process of acting, but not the masochism. No matter how successful you get in Hollywood, you cannot rest. Your new movie doesn't open well; they're looking for the next person to replace you; it's always something. You never have true peace.

->Perhaps the most concentrated example of their mutual repugnance is seen a recent Q&A video released in tandem with a ''Glamour'' cover story, where fans--fans desperate for the Q&A to be a fun activity, and, bless them, [[ThePollyanna unflagging in their portrayal of it as a fun activity]]--ask the stars questions on [=iPads=].\\\
The casual interview presents a number of apparently baffling questions to the pair of actors: "What's the sexiest weather?" ("...Rain…??"); "What is the sexiest thing about women?" ("...Hair."); "What's the weirdest place you've ever been on a date?" ("I don't know.") ("[[AskAStupidQuestion I've never been on a date.]]"). They struggle to name anything they have in common with their characters. They struggle more to come up with three positive words to describe one another, and they are [[BackhandedCompliment visibly upset with each other's choices]]. The Q&A is a capsule representing the entirety of the ''[[Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey 50 Shades]]'' press tour: awkward, tense, and astoundingly bad at selling the movie, from beginning to listless end.

->The assumption is that there’s a button that, because you’ve sat down, there you’re going to be scrutinized like you’re a kiddy fiddler who’s running for mayor. What I have to do in the future is give myself permission to say, ‘That is more than likely a syphilitic parasite and i need to distance myself from this clown. Otherwise i’m probably gonna put hands on this clown and then there’s a ''real'' story!'