History Quotes / GrumpyOldMan

-->--'''Jolee Bindo''', ''StarWarsKnightsOfTheOldRepublic''

-->--'''Jolee Bindo''', ''StaraWaraKnightsOfTheOldRepublic''

--Ancient Egyptian tomb inscription

-->--'''Jolee Bindo''', ''StarWaraKnightsOfTheOldRepublic''

->'''Popeye:''' Ain't you anxious to see me?
->'''Pappy:''' What d'ya want me to do, kiss ya?
-->''[[{{ComicStrip/Popeye}} Popeye the Sailor]]'', "Goonland"

->''"The only thing I know of that can cut through her hide ain't in no WorldOfWarcraft game. So how you like them apples, hippies? Can't stop rockets with your Starbucks and [=iPads=], can you? Old guys win again! OLD GUYS WIN AGAIN!"''

-->--''Sadly, No!'' [[http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/39878.html rebuts]] George Will, "Colleges Will Become of Victims Progressivism"

->'''Grandpa:''' This never would've happened when I was a boy! You kids these days and [[TheLongList your Millennium Items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and your artificial insemination—]]\\
'''Yugi:''' That's enough, Grandpa. It's time for [[AnAesop the big message]].\\
'''Grandpa:''' Hey, I'm not finished ranting!
--> --''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Movie]]''

->'''Popeye:''' Ain't you anxious to see me?
->'''Pappy:''' What d'ya want me to do, kiss ya?
-->''[[{{ComicStrip/Popeye}} Popeye the Sailor]]'', "Goonland"

->“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.”''

->''The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.''

->''In his big 2004 essay on the subject , because I guess [[OrsonScottCard Card]] felt that people were lying awake at night wondering just what the fucktard was thinking about gay people now, he makes labored, poor analogies using ''{{Alice in Wonderland}}'' to talk about how the gay agenda is pulling society into a rabbit hole where the reality of marriage, as he sees it, is being distorted. That’s right, we’re being pulling into some terrifying, strange alternate reality in which [[{{Unishment}} everybody has equal civil rights and consenting adults whose actions have no effect on your life]] can do as they choose. Sounds pretty harrowing, doesn’t it?''
-->-- '''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2012/02/20/orson-scott-card-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]'''

-->''[[ComicStrip/Popeye Popeye the Sailor]]'', "Goonland"

-->'''''[[ComicStrip/Popeye Popeye the Sailor]]''''', "Goonland"

->''My kids say, "He said to me, [[ValleyGirl and I'm like and he's like and she's like]]"!\\
"It's all, he's all, she's all"!\\

->'''Third Hokage''': I can't believe it, Orochimaru, but you're making me restort to my ultimate attack, a forbidden jutsu passed down through the line of the Hokages!\\

'''Third Hokage''': Yes! The ''[[TalkingTheMonsterToDeath Old Man Monologue Jutsu!]]''
--> -- ''{{Naruto the Abridged Series}}''

->'''Third Hokage:''' I can't believe it, Orochimaru, but you're making me restort to my ultimate attack, a forbidden jutsu passed down through the line of the Hokages!\\
'''Orochimaru:''' *Gasp* You don't mean...\\
'''Third Hokage:''' Yes! The ''[[TalkingTheMonsterToDeath Old Man Monologue Jutsu!]]''
--> --''{{Naruto The Abridged Series}}''