Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Removed per cleanup thread.
Changed line(s) 116 (click to see context) from:
'''Yugi:''' That's enough, Grandpa. It's time for [[AnAesop the big message]].\\
to:
'''Yugi:''' That's enough, Grandpa. It's time for [[AnAesop the big message]].message.\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Cut page
Changed line(s) 109,110 (click to see context) from:
-->-- '''[[http://www.salon.com/2014/01/28/my_personal_fox_news_nightmare_inside_a_month_of_self_induced_torture/ John Haggerty]]''', "My Personal Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} Nightmare"
to:
-->-- '''[[http://www.salon.com/2014/01/28/my_personal_fox_news_nightmare_inside_a_month_of_self_induced_torture/ John Haggerty]]''', "My Personal Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} Fox News Nightmare"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
->[[SocietyOfImmortals The Club]] is in the shit. No one can be bothered to stay - no one! In the good old days there were always one or two who worked their way into senior party ranks, just to make sure anyone born into this place would have a reasonable friend at court, but now? "It's too unreliable, Madam Olga," they whine. "Doesn't matter what we do, or whose side we're on, [[ImmortalityHurts we keep getting purged and shot]], it's just not worth the effort. And if we're not purged in the 1930s, we're purged during the war, and if we're not purged during the war, we're purged by Khrushchev. We're bored with this game." Weedy little arses! They don't have any sticking power, that's the problem. Or it's "[[DeathlessAndDebauched We want to have the good life]], Madam Olga. We want to see the world," and I exclaim, "[[RussianGuySuffersMost You're Russian]]. You could spend a hundred lifetimes and never see all of Russia!" but they can't be bothered. They don't want to spend their time and energy on being in their native lands so they all cross the borders and emigrate, but they still expect to be looked after when they're [[BornAgainImmortality born again]], little whiny snots!
-->--'''Madam Olga,''' ''Literature/TheFirstFifteenLivesOfHarryAugust''
-->--'''Madam Olga,''' ''Literature/TheFirstFifteenLivesOfHarryAugust''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Trope renamed per TRS.
Changed line(s) 105 (click to see context) from:
->''"Tomorrow the tides will ebb and flow, the sun will rise, and Creator/BillOReilly will be pissed off about something. I settled back on my couch and let it all wash over me. [='=]'''[[YouCanPanicNow We are in the twilight zone. America has entered another dimension]]''',' he began, and I gave out a small, satisfied sigh. Take me home, Bill, take me home."''
to:
->''"Tomorrow the tides will ebb and flow, the sun will rise, and Creator/BillOReilly will be pissed off about something. I settled back on my couch and let it all wash over me. [='=]'''[[YouCanPanicNow [='=]'''[[MediaScaremongering We are in the twilight zone. America has entered another dimension]]''',' he began, and I gave out a small, satisfied sigh. Take me home, Bill, take me home."''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
trope split
Changed line(s) 90 (click to see context) from:
->They can call each other "giants" but we have to call them "[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad enlarged people]]" or something. That's how it works. They start out simple and then they just want to torture you, make you bend over backwards so you don't hurt any feelings. Before you know it, up is down, men are getting married to each other, and the Jets are hosting a Super Bowl.
to:
->They can call each other "giants" but we have to call them "[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad "[[PoliticalOvercorrectness enlarged people]]" or something. That's how it works. They start out simple and then they just want to torture you, make you bend over backwards so you don't hurt any feelings. Before you know it, up is down, men are getting married to each other, and the Jets are hosting a Super Bowl.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 127 (click to see context) from:
'''Abraham Simpson:''' I used to be 'with it'. But then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. [[HistoryRepeats It'll happen to]] '''[[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger YOU.]]'''
to:
'''Abraham Simpson:''' I used to be 'with it'. But then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. [[HistoryRepeats [[InherentInTheSystem It'll happen to]] '''[[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger YOU.]]'''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 127 (click to see context) from:
'''Abraham Simpson:''' I used to be 'with it'. But then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to '''[[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger YOU.]]'''
to:
'''Abraham Simpson:''' I used to be 'with it'. But then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. [[HistoryRepeats It'll happen to to]] '''[[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger YOU.]]'''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 5 (click to see context) from:
->''Nice to see that ''Dustin'' is taking a day off from its usual shtick of slamming on millennials, or even its occasional shtick of slamming on baby boomers, to cover a subject we can all enjoy: TV commercials. You ever notice how many commercials are on TV, folks? Millennials don’t, because they use their parents logins to watch {{Creator/Netflix}} and {{Creator/HBO}} Go on their laptops in their rooms, but that’s neither here nor there.''
to:
->''Nice to see that ''Dustin'' is taking a day off from its [[AuthorTract usual shtick shtick]] of slamming on millennials, or even its occasional shtick of slamming on baby boomers, to cover a subject we can all enjoy: TV commercials. You ever notice how many commercials are on TV, folks? Millennials don’t, because they use their parents logins to watch {{Creator/Netflix}} and {{Creator/HBO}} Go on their laptops in their rooms, but that’s neither here nor there.''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 3,4 (click to see context) from:
[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]
to:
[[folder:Blogs]]
->''Nice to see that ''Dustin'' is taking a day off from its usual shtick of slamming on millennials, or even its occasional shtick of slamming on baby boomers, to cover a subject we can all enjoy: TV commercials. You ever notice how many commercials are on TV, folks? Millennials don’t, because they use their parents logins to watch {{Creator/Netflix}} and {{Creator/HBO}} Go on their laptops in their rooms, but that’s neither here nor there.''
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[https://joshreads.com/2019/09/randy-still-holding-on-to-the-most-ethical-judge-parker-title-barely/ on]] ''Dustin''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Film- -- Live-Action]]
->''Nice to see that ''Dustin'' is taking a day off from its usual shtick of slamming on millennials, or even its occasional shtick of slamming on baby boomers, to cover a subject we can all enjoy: TV commercials. You ever notice how many commercials are on TV, folks? Millennials don’t, because they use their parents logins to watch {{Creator/Netflix}} and {{Creator/HBO}} Go on their laptops in their rooms, but that’s neither here nor there.''
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[https://joshreads.com/2019/09/randy-still-holding-on-to-the-most-ethical-judge-parker-title-barely/ on]] ''Dustin''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Film
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
->''Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.''
-->-- Mary Schmich, [[http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-schmich-sunscreen-column-column.html "Advice, Like Youth, Probably Just Wasted on the Young",]] ''Chicago Tribune'', June 1, 1997
-->-- Mary Schmich, [[http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-schmich-sunscreen-column-column.html "Advice, Like Youth, Probably Just Wasted on the Young",]] ''Chicago Tribune'', June 1, 1997
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 120 (click to see context) from:
'''Abraham Simpson:''' I used to be 'with it'. But then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to '''''YOU.'''''
to:
'''Abraham Simpson:''' I used to be 'with it'. But then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to '''''YOU.''''''''[[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger YOU.]]'''
Added DiffLines:
->"Ever noticed? No matter how tough your grandparents had it when they were kids, they still call it 'The Good Old Days'."
-->-- '''Mosely Moville''', ''WesternAnimation/MovilleMysteries''
-->-- '''Mosely Moville''', ''WesternAnimation/MovilleMysteries''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 146,147 (click to see context) from:
-->-- '''Senator [=John McCain=]''' (AZ), on being born in [[TheGreatDepression 1936]]
to:
-->-- '''Senator [=John McCain=]''' UsefulNotes/JohnMcCain''' (AZ), on being born in [[TheGreatDepression 1936]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
[[folder:Literature]]
->Old, blind and sick as [[ReclusiveArtist Ayrs]] is, he could hold his own in a college debating society, though I notice he rarely proposes alternatives for the systems he ridicules. "Liberality? [[BourgeoisBohemian Timidity for the rich]]!" "Socialism? The younger brother of a decrepit despotism, [[FullCircleRevolution which it wants to succeed]]!" "Conservatives? [[AristocratsAreEvil Adventitious liars]], whose doctrine of free will is their greatest deception." What sort of state ''does'' he want? "None! The better organized the state, the duller its humanity."
-->--'''Robert Frobisher,''' ''Literature/CloudAtlas''
[[/folder]]
->Old, blind and sick as [[ReclusiveArtist Ayrs]] is, he could hold his own in a college debating society, though I notice he rarely proposes alternatives for the systems he ridicules. "Liberality? [[BourgeoisBohemian Timidity for the rich]]!" "Socialism? The younger brother of a decrepit despotism, [[FullCircleRevolution which it wants to succeed]]!" "Conservatives? [[AristocratsAreEvil Adventitious liars]], whose doctrine of free will is their greatest deception." What sort of state ''does'' he want? "None! The better organized the state, the duller its humanity."
-->--'''Robert Frobisher,''' ''Literature/CloudAtlas''
[[/folder]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
->'''Sir Phillip Bin:''' ''(to his daughter and son in-law)'' Your lateness has given me much to rant and rail about, which I enjoy greatly.
->'''Jeremy Sourquill:''' Is this not in itself a rant and / or rail?
->'''Sir Phillip:''' It is. I am slightly mollified.
-->--''Radio/BleakExpectations''
->'''Jeremy Sourquill:''' Is this not in itself a rant and / or rail?
->'''Sir Phillip:''' It is. I am slightly mollified.
-->--''Radio/BleakExpectations''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Sorry, that one's a hoax. Probably created by a young hipster to discredit a grumpy old man somehwere.
Deleted line(s) 118,120 (click to see context) :
->''"We live in a decaying age. Young people no longer respect their parents. They are rude and impatient. They frequently inhabit taverns and have no self control."''
-->-- '''Ancient Egyptian tomb inscription'''.
-->-- '''Ancient Egyptian tomb inscription'''.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 3,4 (click to see context) from:
[[folder:film - live-action]]
to:
Changed line(s) 16,17 (click to see context) from:
[[folder:music]]
to:
Changed line(s) 26,27 (click to see context) from:
[[folder:radio]]
to:
Changed line(s) 46,47 (click to see context) from:
[[folder:video games]]
to:
Changed line(s) 62,63 (click to see context) from:
[[folder:web original]]
to:
Changed line(s) 91,92 (click to see context) from:
[[folder:web video]]
to:
Changed line(s) 105,106 (click to see context) from:
[[folder:western animation]]
to:
Changed line(s) 113,114 (click to see context) from:
[[folder:real life]]
to:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 134,135 (click to see context) from:
-->-- '''Gene Hackman''' to Creator/WesAnderson on the set of ''TheRoyalTenenbaums''
to:
-->-- '''Gene Hackman''' to Creator/WesAnderson on the set of ''TheRoyalTenenbaums''
''Film/TheRoyalTenenbaums''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 80 (click to see context) from:
->''"The only thing I know of that can cut through her hide ain't in no WorldOfWarcraft game. So how you like them apples, hippies? Can't stop rockets with your Starbucks and [=iPads=], can you? Old guys win again! OLD GUYS WIN AGAIN!"''
to:
->''"The only thing I know of that can cut through her hide ain't in no WorldOfWarcraft ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' game. So how you like them apples, hippies? Can't stop rockets with your Starbucks and [=iPads=], can you? Old guys win again! OLD GUYS WIN AGAIN!"''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Changed line(s) 145 (click to see context) from:
->''"We don't need one show about cupcakes, as far as I'm concerned. But you know what, if you've got one, okay, that's fine, let's have a show about cupcakes. But does it have to be a fucking competition? Do you have to have ''CupcakeWars''? And I'm sure people who have been in war kind of take offense to that. Because seriously, it's not that goddamn dangerous to make a cupcake."''
to:
->''"We don't need one show about cupcakes, as far as I'm concerned. But you know what, if you've got one, okay, that's fine, let's have a show about cupcakes. But does it have to be a fucking competition? Do you have to have ''CupcakeWars''? ''Series/CupcakeWars''? And I'm sure people who have been in war kind of take offense to that. Because seriously, it's not that goddamn dangerous to make a cupcake."''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
->''"I hate you all. Shut up and let me be old and grumpy in peace."''
-->-- '''Nakmor Drack''', ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda''
-->-- '''Nakmor Drack''', ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 83 (click to see context) from:
->''"Tomorrow the tides will ebb and flow, the sun will rise, and BillOReilly will be pissed off about something. I settled back on my couch and let it all wash over me. [='=]'''[[YouCanPanicNow We are in the twilight zone. America has entered another dimension]]''',' he began, and I gave out a small, satisfied sigh. Take me home, Bill, take me home."''
to:
->''"Tomorrow the tides will ebb and flow, the sun will rise, and BillOReilly Creator/BillOReilly will be pissed off about something. I settled back on my couch and let it all wash over me. [='=]'''[[YouCanPanicNow We are in the twilight zone. America has entered another dimension]]''',' he began, and I gave out a small, satisfied sigh. Take me home, Bill, take me home."''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 98,99 (click to see context) from:
-->-- ''NarutoTheAbridgedSeries''
to:
-->-- ''NarutoTheAbridgedSeries''
''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedSeries''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 116,117 (click to see context) from:
-->-- '''Ancient Egyptian tomb inscription'''
to:
-->-- '''Ancient Egyptian tomb inscription'''
inscription'''.
Changed line(s) 119,120 (click to see context) from:
-->-- '''{{Creator/Cicero}}'''
to:
-->-- '''{{Creator/Cicero}}'''
'''{{Creator/Cicero}}''', proving that there's nothing new under the sun.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
->''"Young punks. Get off my lawn!"''
-->-- '''Soldier: 76''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
-->-- '''Soldier: 76''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Moving
Deleted line(s) 58,63 (click to see context) :
->@@2012 - Most respected evolutionary scientist in the world@@
->@@2013 - Strange, often xenophobic rants on {{Twitter}} began@@
->@@2014 - Says that some rapes are better than others@@
->@@2015 - Found in a park, naked, fighting a swan@@
-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/unnamedinsider/status/494130960095805440 Unnamed Insider]]''' on UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins
->@@2013 - Strange, often xenophobic rants on {{Twitter}} began@@
->@@2014 - Says that some rapes are better than others@@
->@@2015 - Found in a park, naked, fighting a swan@@
-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/unnamedinsider/status/494130960095805440 Unnamed Insider]]''' on UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 52,53 (click to see context) from:
-->-- '''Cranky Kong''', ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry''
to:
-->-- '''Cranky Kong''', ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry''
''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry1''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 116,117 (click to see context) from:
-->-- '''{{Plato}}''' on the invention of ''[[OlderThanFeudalism writing]]''
to:
-->-- '''{{Plato}}''' '''Creator/{{Plato}}''' on the invention of ''[[OlderThanFeudalism writing]]''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 5,13 (click to see context) from:
->My father was a wheel! The ''first'' wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? ''Nothing!!'' But he did it with honor! Dignity, damn it!
-->--'''Jetfire''', ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''
->Grandpa Schneider is kind of, you know, nice and affable. He'd maybe take you for ice cream, maybe read to you. Grandpa Palmer doesn't wanna do any of that. If you ask him to read, he might throw the book at you.
-->--'''Hank Palmer''', ''Film/TheJudge''
->Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for any reason.
-->--'''Melvin''', ''Film/AsGoodAsItGets''
-->--'''Jetfire''', ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''
->Grandpa Schneider is kind of, you know, nice and affable. He'd maybe take you for ice cream, maybe read to you. Grandpa Palmer doesn't wanna do any of that. If you ask him to read, he might throw the book at you.
-->--'''Hank Palmer''', ''Film/TheJudge''
->Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for any reason.
-->--'''Melvin''', ''Film/AsGoodAsItGets''
to:
-->--'''Jetfire''',
-->-- '''Jetfire''', ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''
-->--'''Hank
-->-- '''Hank Palmer''', ''Film/TheJudge''
-->--'''Melvin''',
-->-- '''Melvin''', ''Film/AsGoodAsItGets''
Changed line(s) 18 (click to see context) from:
->''Yeah, and what about student drivers using '''my''' streets to learn?\\
to:
Changed line(s) 21,23 (click to see context) from:
I can't get behind a student driver''
-->--'''Creator/WilliamShatner''', "I Can't Get Behind That"
-->--'''Creator/WilliamShatner''', "I Can't Get Behind That"
to:
I can't get behind a student driver''
-->--'''Creator/WilliamShatner''',driver"''
-->-- '''Creator/WilliamShatner''', "I Can't Get Behind That"
-->--'''Creator/WilliamShatner''',
-->-- '''Creator/WilliamShatner''', "I Can't Get Behind That"
Changed line(s) 28 (click to see context) from:
->You punks gotta realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't.
to:
Changed line(s) 42,43 (click to see context) from:
-->--'''''Theatre/ByeByeBirdie''''', "Kids"
to:
Changed line(s) 48,53 (click to see context) from:
->You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They're YOUNG!
-->--'''Jolee Bindo''', ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''
->They can't keep this level of graphics up for much longer! We used to be lucky if we only got three shades of grey, let alone any real colors!
-->--'''Cranky Kong''', ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry''
-->--'''Jolee Bindo''', ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''
->They can't keep this level of graphics up for much longer! We used to be lucky if we only got three shades of grey, let alone any real colors!
-->--'''Cranky Kong''', ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry''
to:
-->--'''Jolee
-->-- '''Jolee Bindo''', ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''
-->--'''Cranky
-->-- '''Cranky Kong''', ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry''
Changed line(s) 62,70 (click to see context) from:
-->--'''[[https://twitter.com/unnamedinsider/status/494130960095805440 Unnamed Insider]]''' on UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins
->MILLENNIALS.\\\
You gosh darn millennials, you are the cause of all the issues here today. You aren’t ambitious, but [[YouKeepUsingThatWord you’re also not trepidatious.]] Just writing that sentence required me to [[PerfectlyCromulentWord look up the meaning of the word trepidatious]] on three different sites just so I could try to figure out what [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] was meaning in his rant. Despite spending this time researching it, I still have no clue.
-->--'''''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-vince-mcmahon-and-the-brass-rings-2014-gooker-award-co-winner/ Vince McMahon and the BRASS RINGS – 2014 Gooker Award Co-Winner"]]
->Creator/TommyLeeJones isn't the human Grumpy Cat. Grumpy Cat is the pussy Tommy Lee Jones.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/29/the-time-tommy-lee-jones-said-i-hate-you-to-jim-carrey-in-the-middle-of-a-restaurant/ DListed]]''''', "The Time Tommy Lee Jones Said 'I Hate You' To Creator/JimCarrey In The Middle Of A Restaurant"
->MILLENNIALS.\\\
You gosh darn millennials, you are the cause of all the issues here today. You aren’t ambitious, but [[YouKeepUsingThatWord you’re also not trepidatious.]] Just writing that sentence required me to [[PerfectlyCromulentWord look up the meaning of the word trepidatious]] on three different sites just so I could try to figure out what [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] was meaning in his rant. Despite spending this time researching it, I still have no clue.
-->--'''''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-vince-mcmahon-and-the-brass-rings-2014-gooker-award-co-winner/ Vince McMahon and the BRASS RINGS – 2014 Gooker Award Co-Winner"]]
->Creator/TommyLeeJones isn't the human Grumpy Cat. Grumpy Cat is the pussy Tommy Lee Jones.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/29/the-time-tommy-lee-jones-said-i-hate-you-to-jim-carrey-in-the-middle-of-a-restaurant/ DListed]]''''', "The Time Tommy Lee Jones Said 'I Hate You' To Creator/JimCarrey In The Middle Of A Restaurant"
to:
You gosh darn millennials, you are the cause of all the issues here today. You aren’t ambitious, but [[YouKeepUsingThatWord you’re also not trepidatious.]] Just writing that sentence required me to [[PerfectlyCromulentWord look up the meaning of the word trepidatious]] on three different sites just so I could try to figure out what [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] was meaning in his rant. Despite spending this time researching it, I still have no
-->--'''''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}''''',
-->-- ''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}'', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-vince-mcmahon-and-the-brass-rings-2014-gooker-award-co-winner/ Vince McMahon and the BRASS RINGS – 2014 Gooker Award Co-Winner"]]
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.
-->-- '''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/29/the-time-tommy-lee-jones-said-i-hate-you-to-jim-carrey-in-the-middle-of-a-restaurant/ DListed]]''''', "The Time Tommy Lee Jones Said 'I Hate You' To Creator/JimCarrey In The Middle Of A Restaurant"
Changed line(s) 74,77 (click to see context) from:
->When you get older, much of your hate comes from knowledge and experience, which is why really old people [[HatesEveryoneEqually hate everyone.]]
-->--'''''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-pittsburgh-steelers-1625613194 Deadspin]]'''''
->By law, all Supreme Court dissents must be '''WITHERING''' and/or '''SCATHING''', and Scalia's proclamation today was no different. It even includes the phrase "Ask your nearest hippie". [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I am not joking.]]
-->--'''''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-pittsburgh-steelers-1625613194 Deadspin]]'''''
->By law, all Supreme Court dissents must be '''WITHERING''' and/or '''SCATHING''', and Scalia's proclamation today was no different. It even includes the phrase "Ask your nearest hippie". [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I am not joking.]]
to:
-->--'''''[[http://deadspin.
-->-- '''''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-pittsburgh-steelers-1625613194 Deadspin]]'''''
Changed line(s) 80,88 (click to see context) from:
->'''Batman:''' The only thing I know of that can cut through her hide ain't in no WorldOfWarcraft game. So how you like them apples, hippies? Can't stop rockets with your Starbucks and [=iPads=], can you? Old guys win again! OLD GUYS WIN AGAIN!
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/frank-miller-occupy-muslim-comics/ Chris Sims]]''', "Creator/FrankMiller Was a Cranky Old Man All Along"
->It doesn't help that today's old-folks were raised at a time when it wasn't considered cool to talk about your problems in any kind of constructive way. You sucked it up and lived with it. If you committed suicide, they would literally [[NoSympathy call you a fag in the obituary]]. Well, if you 'suck it up' for 80 years it eventually just overflows onto everyone who walks past your house.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16952_6-obnoxious-old-people-habits-explained-by-science.html#ixzz3EAXUqDdv "6 Obnoxious Old People Habits (Explained By Science)"]]
->Tomorrow the tides will ebb and flow, the sun will rise, and BillOReilly will be pissed off about something. I settled back on my couch and let it all wash over me. [='=]'''[[YouCanPanicNow We are in the twilight zone. America has entered another dimension]]''',' he began, and I gave out a small, satisfied sigh. Take me home, Bill, take me home.
-->--'''[[http://www.salon.com/2014/01/28/my_personal_fox_news_nightmare_inside_a_month_of_self_induced_torture/ John Haggerty]]''', "My Personal Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} Nightmare"
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/frank-miller-occupy-muslim-comics/ Chris Sims]]''', "Creator/FrankMiller Was a Cranky Old Man All Along"
->It doesn't help that today's old-folks were raised at a time when it wasn't considered cool to talk about your problems in any kind of constructive way. You sucked it up and lived with it. If you committed suicide, they would literally [[NoSympathy call you a fag in the obituary]]. Well, if you 'suck it up' for 80 years it eventually just overflows onto everyone who walks past your house.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16952_6-obnoxious-old-people-habits-explained-by-science.html#ixzz3EAXUqDdv "6 Obnoxious Old People Habits (Explained By Science)"]]
->Tomorrow the tides will ebb and flow, the sun will rise, and BillOReilly will be pissed off about something. I settled back on my couch and let it all wash over me. [='=]'''[[YouCanPanicNow We are in the twilight zone. America has entered another dimension]]''',' he began, and I gave out a small, satisfied sigh. Take me home, Bill, take me home.
-->--'''[[http://www.salon.com/2014/01/28/my_personal_fox_news_nightmare_inside_a_month_of_self_induced_torture/ John Haggerty]]''', "My Personal Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} Nightmare"
to:
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.
-->-- '''[[http://comicsalliance.com/frank-miller-occupy-muslim-comics/ Chris Sims]]''', "Creator/FrankMiller Was a Cranky Old Man All Along"
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''',
-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16952_6-obnoxious-old-people-habits-explained-by-science.html#ixzz3EAXUqDdv "6 Obnoxious Old People Habits (Explained By Science)"]]
-->--'''[[http://www.
-->-- '''[[http://www.salon.com/2014/01/28/my_personal_fox_news_nightmare_inside_a_month_of_self_induced_torture/ John Haggerty]]''', "My Personal Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}} Nightmare"
Changed line(s) 96,97 (click to see context) from:
--> --''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Movie]]''
to:
Changed line(s) 101,102 (click to see context) from:
--> -- ''NarutoTheAbridgedSeries''
to:
Changed line(s) 109,110 (click to see context) from:
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homepalooza"
to:
Changed line(s) 115,142 (click to see context) from:
->If men learn this, it will implant forgetfulness in their souls; they will cease to exercise memory because they rely on that which is written, calling things to remembrance no longer from within themselves, but by means of external marks. What you have discovered is a recipe not for memory, but for reminder. And it is no true wisdom that you offer your disciples, but only its semblance, for by telling them of many things without teaching them you will make them seem to know much, while for the most part they know nothing, and as men filled, not with wisdom, but with the conceit of wisdom, they will be a burden to their fellows.
-->--'''{{Plato}}''' on the invention of ''[[OlderThanFeudalism writing]]''
->We live in a decaying age. Young people no longer respect their parents. They are rude and impatient. They frequently inhabit taverns and have no self control.
-->--Ancient Egyptian tomb inscription
->Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and [[FauxHorrific everyone is writing a book.]]
-->--'''{{Creator/Cicero}}'''
->The Golden Past was never the Golden Present.
-->--'''Creator/BenjaminFranklin''' (attributed)
->The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
--> --''' Creator/HLMencken'''
->You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana are Jewish. [[RacistGrandma What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob?]] What is the matter with them? I suppose it is because most of them are psychiatrists.
-->--'''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''', transcripts from White House tapes
->Pull your pants up and act like a man!
-->--'''Gene Hackman''' to Creator/WesAnderson on the set of ''TheRoyalTenenbaums''
->The world is in greater turmoil than at any time in my lifetime.
-->--Senator '''[=John McCain=]''' (AZ), on being born in [[TheGreatDepression 1936]]
->We didn't have room for cute in my life. Things were tough every day of our lives. And we made the best of it. Frankly, that's why I'm driven the way I am. I was raised on neglect, anger and hate. I was raised the old-fashioned way.
-->--'''Radio/MichaelSavage'''
->Lactose intolerant milk?! '''''KISS! MY DICK!'''''
-->--'''{{Plato}}''' on the invention of ''[[OlderThanFeudalism writing]]''
->We live in a decaying age. Young people no longer respect their parents. They are rude and impatient. They frequently inhabit taverns and have no self control.
-->--Ancient Egyptian tomb inscription
->Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and [[FauxHorrific everyone is writing a book.]]
-->--'''{{Creator/Cicero}}'''
->The Golden Past was never the Golden Present.
-->--'''Creator/BenjaminFranklin''' (attributed)
->The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
--> --''' Creator/HLMencken'''
->You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana are Jewish. [[RacistGrandma What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob?]] What is the matter with them? I suppose it is because most of them are psychiatrists.
-->--'''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''', transcripts from White House tapes
->Pull your pants up and act like a man!
-->--'''Gene Hackman''' to Creator/WesAnderson on the set of ''TheRoyalTenenbaums''
->The world is in greater turmoil than at any time in my lifetime.
-->--Senator '''[=John McCain=]''' (AZ), on being born in [[TheGreatDepression 1936]]
->We didn't have room for cute in my life. Things were tough every day of our lives. And we made the best of it. Frankly, that's why I'm driven the way I am. I was raised on neglect, anger and hate. I was raised the old-fashioned way.
-->--'''Radio/MichaelSavage'''
->Lactose intolerant milk?! '''''KISS! MY DICK!'''''
to:
-->--'''{{Plato}}'''
-->-- '''{{Plato}}''' on the invention of ''[[OlderThanFeudalism writing]]''
-->--Ancient
-->-- '''Ancient Egyptian tomb
->Times
->''"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and [[FauxHorrific everyone is writing a book.
-->--'''{{Creator/Cicero}}'''
->The
-->-- '''{{Creator/Cicero}}'''
->''"The Golden Past was never the Golden
-->--'''Creator/BenjaminFranklin'''
-->-- '''Creator/BenjaminFranklin''' (attributed)
--> --'''
-->-- ''' Creator/HLMencken'''
-->--'''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''',
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''', transcripts from White House tapes
-->--'''Gene
-->-- '''Gene Hackman''' to Creator/WesAnderson on the set of ''TheRoyalTenenbaums''
-->--Senator '''[=John
-->-- '''Senator [=John McCain=]''' (AZ), on being born in [[TheGreatDepression 1936]]
-->--'''Radio/MichaelSavage'''
->Lactose
-->-- '''Radio/MichaelSavage'''
->''"Lactose intolerant milk?! '''''KISS! MY
Changed line(s) 145,151 (click to see context) from:
->We don't need one show about cupcakes, as far as I'm concerned. But you know what, if you've got one, okay, that's fine, let's have a show about cupcakes. But does it have to be a fucking competition? Do you have to have ''CupcakeWars''? And I'm sure people who have been in war kind of take offense to that. Because seriously, it's not that goddamn dangerous to make a cupcake.
-->--'''Billy Bob Thorton''', ''Oprah's Master Class''
->Nowadays people give the middle finger quite quickly – it’s not the best behavior. Everybody does that, what’s new about that? It’s just become a bad habit. People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.
-->--Fashion designer '''Karl Lagerfield'''
->I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.
-->--'''Billy Bob Thorton''', ''Oprah's Master Class''
->Nowadays people give the middle finger quite quickly – it’s not the best behavior. Everybody does that, what’s new about that? It’s just become a bad habit. People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.
-->--Fashion designer '''Karl Lagerfield'''
->I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.
to:
-->--'''Billy
-->-- '''Billy Bob Thorton''', ''Oprah's Master Class''
-->--Fashion
-->-- Fashion designer '''Karl Lagerfield'''