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* "You folks have this confused. ''[[TakeThatAudience I'm real, and you’re animated.]]'' animated]].'' ''[Episode 1]''
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* "You folks have this confused. ''[[TakeThatAudience I'm]]'' [[TakeThatAudience real]], [[TakeThatAudience and]] ''[[TakeThatAudience you're]]'' [[TakeThatAudience animated]]." ''[Episode 1]''
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* "You folks have this confused. ''[[TakeThatAudience I'm]]'' [[TakeThatAudience real]], [[TakeThatAudience and]] ''[[TakeThatAudience you're]]'' [[TakeThatAudience animated]]." I'm real, and you’re animated.]]'' ''[Episode 1]''
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* "A funny thing happened to me on my way to my cartoon show." ''[Episodes 18-19]''
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* "A funny thing happened to me on my way to my cartoon show." ''[Episodes 18-19]''
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* "You folks have this confused. ''[[TakeThatAudience I'm]]'' [[TakeThatAudience real]], [[TakeThatAudience and]] ''[[TakeThatAudience you're]]'' [[TakeThatAudience animated]]." ''[Episode 1]''
* "I just checked the TV listings; I'm the only thing on right now." ''[Episode 2]''
* "Smart kids watch this show; other kids change the channel." ''[Episode 3]''
* "Maybe not as funny as pro wrestling, [[TakeThat but a lot more realistic]]." ''[Episode 4]''
* "This show is K-rated. No adults unless accompanied by a kid." ''[Episode 5]''
* "Pay careful attention, everyone; there'll be a quiz later." ''[Episode 6]''
* "The Garfield Guarantee -- [[{{Franchise/Transformers}} no giant robots]] or [[Franchise/TheSmurfs annoying little blue people]]." ''[Episode 7]''
* "So if someone wants you to change the channel, kids, just say, 'No!'" ''[Episode 8]''
* "Don't forget, kids: look both ways before crossing your teacher." ''[Episode 9]''
* "Hey, {{ComicStrip/Heathcliff}} -- [[TakeThat eat your heart out.]]" ''[Episode 10]''
* "Beware of imitations. Accept no substitutes. Batteries not included." ''[Episode 11]''
* "[[LampshadeHanging You notice how every week I say something different here?]]" ''[Episodes 12, 43, and 61]''
* "Hey you, the kid who missed last week's show: You'd better have a good excuse." ''[Episodes 13, 46, 48, and 63]''
* "I suppose you're all wondering why I asked you here today." ''[Episodes 14-15]''
** "And remember, [[TrademarkFavoriteFood lasagna]] is an important part of your nutritious breakfast. " ''[Episode 15 in syndicated airings]''
* "And just remember what you paid to get in." ''[Episodes 16-17, 40, and 69]''
** "This show has so many mentions of pasta, it'll affect your cholesterol count." ''[Episode 17 in syndicated airings]''
** "In the interest of conservation, today's show will recycle most of last week's jokes." ''[Episode 18 in syndicated airings]''
* "A funny thing happened to me on my way to my cartoon show." ''[Episodes 18-19]''
* "Hey you, chewing the gum: I hope you brought enough for everybody!" ''[Episodes 20-21]''
* "Eat and be lazy, kids, and someday you'll have your own show too." ''[Episodes 22-23]''
* "Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on." ''[Episodes 24-25]''
* "I can't believe we get away with this every week." ''[Episodes 26-27]''
* "Today, featuring Binky the Clown, so turn up the volume, kids!" ''[Episodes 28-29]''
* "[[DontTryThisAtHome Don't try any of this at home, kids]]. We're professionals." ''[Episodes 30-31]''
** "If you don't see this label, you're not watching a genuine Garfield cartoon." ''[Episode 31 in syndicated airings]''
* "Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist? My lips never move." ''[Episodes 32-33]''
* "This offer void where prohibited. Some restrictions may apply. Batteries not included." ''[Episodes 34-35]''
* "We've ''got'' to stop that chicken from writing on my logo every week." ''[Episodes 36-37]''
* "''Garfield and Friends'' is taped in front of an animated {{studio audience}}." ''[Episodes 38-39]''
* "And a special hello to all you wonderful Nielsen families out there." ''[Episode 41]''
* "And pay attention; there'll be a test at the end." ''[Episodes 42, 59]''
** "''Garfield and '''Friends?''''' Who are these friends, and why haven't they brought food?" ''[Episode 42 in syndicated airings]''
* "Change channels and you'll never see your dog again." ''[Episode 44]''
* "[[Series/SesameStreet Today's show is brought to you by the letter K and the number 9.]]" ''[Episode 45]''
* "It doesn't start until the fat lady screams." ''[Episodes 47 and 55]''
* "My lips never move -- wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist?" ''[Episodes 49, 65]''
* "[[Series/WheelofFortune I'd like to buy a vowel, please.]]" ''[Episode 50]''
* "In a moment, I'll wave my finger and the music will stop." ''[Episode 51]''
* "I'll be back right after they sell you stuff." ''[Episode 52]''
* "Enough of this entertainment jazz; let's have some commercials." ''[Episode 53]''
* "If any rating services call, we're spelled G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D." ''[Episode 54 in syndicated airings]''
* "And today, we're having a half-off sale on Odie, 'cause he's half off." ''[Episode 55 in syndicated airings[[note]]The original and DVD versions have no gag.[[/note]]]''
** "We interrupt this program to bring you commercials. [[SarcasmMode Wow]]." ''[Episode 55 on remastered Boomerang prints and the 9Story Season 3 DVD]''
* "Here are some commercials and then, more of me." ''[Episode 56]''
* "''Garfield and Friends'' will be right back. ...At least ''I'll'' be." ''[Episode 57]''
* "The Buddy Bears are on the show today, folks, so keep that channel-changer handy." ''[Episode 58]''
* "Just think of me as like a [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Pussycat]]." ''[Episode 60]''
* "This show is the only possible reason for getting up this early." ''[Episode 62]''
* "Thank you! You know, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the cartoon show..." ''[Episode 64]''
* "I'm sick of those singers. Can we get some, like, [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis]] impersonators for next week?" ''[Episode 66]''
* "Welcome to my world. Did you bring food?" ''[Episode 67]''
* "Hey, I'll return the favor -- [[JerkWithAHeartofGold when you get your own cartoon show, I'll watch.]]" ''[Episode 68]''
* "Serving cartoon watchers the world over since 1988." ''[Episode 70]''
* "This show is the most fun you can have without marinara sauce." ''[Episode 71]''
* "When they invented television, this is pretty much what they had in mind." ''[Episode 72]''
* "I haven't had so much fun since Nermal fell in the mud!" ''[Episode 73]''
* "The following is made possible by a grant from the Lasagna Manufacturers of America." ''[Episode 74]''
* "Today's show is dedicated to loyal and courageous pizza delivery persons everywhere." ''[Episode 75]''
* "If you can find a better show on television, watch it!" ''[Episode 76]''
* "If this show were any more entertaining, we'd be on pay-per-view." ''[Episode 77]''
* "If you like this show, tell a friend. [[TakeThat If you don't like it, my name is]] {{ComicStrip/Heathcliff}}." ''[Episode 78]''
* "Where else can you get this much comedy for your viewing dollar?" ''[Episode 79]''
* "The only cartoon show that comes with a double-your-money-back guarantee." ''[Episode 80]''
* "And for my next trick, I will make the rest of the show magically appear!" ''[Episode 81]''
* "We're environmentally sound; all of today's jokes are recycled from last week's show." ''[Episode 82]''
* "Reproductions of the accounts and descriptions of this cartoon show is prohibited." ''[Episode 83]''
* "And make sure you stick around after the show for the big cast party." ''[Episode 84]''
* "If you could only watch one TV show this year, this is the one to watch." ''[Episode 85]''
* "Hey; you could watch some other show, but why would you want to?" ''[Episode 86]''
* "And don't let your dog watch this show. It's too good for him." ''[Episode 87]''
* "Today's show is brought to you in color. Unless the artists ran out of crayons..." ''[Episode 88]''
* "You'll like today's show, folks. No Binky, no Nermal, no Buddy Bears... [[ItsAllAboutMe just a lot of me]]." ''[Episode 89]''
* "Today's show is inspected for your safety by number 29." ''[Episodes 90 and 95]''
* "[[TakeThat Don't bother checking]] {{Creator/NBC}}, [[TakeThat kids]] -- [[TakeThat they're not running cartoons anymore]]." ''[Episode 91, although replaced with the quote above it]''
* "Everything else you watch on TV this week will just be anti-climatic." ''[Episodes 91 and 94]''
* "If a tree falls while our sound effects man is at lunch, does it make a sound?" ''[Episodes 92-93]''
* "Penelope's back today, folks. Some women just can't get enough of me." ''[Episodes 96-97]''
* "Critics agree -- of all the TV shows on today, this is probably one of them." ''[Episodes 98-99]''
* "Think of a number between 1 and 10. The number you're thinking of is 7." ''[Episodes 100-101]''
* "And keep watching, or we'll have to change into a shopping network and [[TakeThat sell bad jewelry]]." ''[Episodes 102 and 104]''
* "Today is [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hit-a-Duck-in-the-Face-With-a-Lemon-Meringue-Pie Day]]. We'll explain later." ''[Episodes 103 and 105]''
* "I was gonna do something spontaneous here, but I've been too busy to plan it." ''[Episodes 106, 109, 119-120]''
* "The cartoon show to watch when you won't settle for just any cartoon show." ''[Episodes 107-108, and 113]''
* "The funniest show on TV that doesn't have a 1-800 number [[TakeThat to buy cheap junk]]." ''[Episode 110]''
* "Today, featuring the return of the Singing Ants. Boy, they have a good agent." ''[Episode 111]''
* "Penelope is singing today, folks, [[GlassShatteringSound so don't leave any expensive glassware near the TV.]]" ''[Episode 112]''
* "Today, a Saturday morning investigative report: where did all those [[Franchise/TheSmurfs Smurfs]] go?" ''[Episode 114]''
* "This show is the answer. Unfortunately, no one's figured out the question yet." ''[Episode 115]''
* "Today, a look into our writer's joke file! That's right, we examine both jokes!" ''[Episodes 116 and 119]''
* "The longest-running show on this channel, except for the news, [[TakeThat which is, unfortunately, funnier]]." ''[Episode 117]''
* "Today, an encore performance of our report, "Are There Too Many Reruns on Cartoon Shows"?" ''[Episode 118]''
* "[[EndofSeriesAwareness After seven seasons, we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot.]]" ''[Episode 121]''
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* "You folks have this confused. ''[[TakeThatAudience I'm]]'' [[TakeThatAudience real]], [[TakeThatAudience and]] ''[[TakeThatAudience you're]]'' [[TakeThatAudience animated]]." ''[Episode 1]''
* "I just checked the TV listings; I'm the only thing on right now." ''[Episode 2]''
* "Smart kids watch this show; other kids change the channel." ''[Episode 3]''
* "Maybe not as funny as pro wrestling, [[TakeThat but a lot more realistic]]." ''[Episode 4]''
* "This show is K-rated. No adults unless accompanied by a kid." ''[Episode 5]''
* "Pay careful attention, everyone; there'll be a quiz later." ''[Episode 6]''
* "The Garfield Guarantee -- [[{{Franchise/Transformers}} no giant robots]] or [[Franchise/TheSmurfs annoying little blue people]]." ''[Episode 7]''
* "So if someone wants you to change the channel, kids, just say, 'No!'" ''[Episode 8]''
* "Don't forget, kids: look both ways before crossing your teacher." ''[Episode 9]''
* "Hey, {{ComicStrip/Heathcliff}} -- [[TakeThat eat your heart out.]]" ''[Episode 10]''
* "Beware of imitations. Accept no substitutes. Batteries not included." ''[Episode 11]''
* "[[LampshadeHanging You notice how every week I say something different here?]]" ''[Episodes 12, 43, and 61]''
* "Hey you, the kid who missed last week's show: You'd better have a good excuse." ''[Episodes 13, 46, 48, and 63]''
* "I suppose you're all wondering why I asked you here today." ''[Episodes 14-15]''
** "And remember, [[TrademarkFavoriteFood lasagna]] is an important part of your nutritious breakfast. " ''[Episode 15 in syndicated airings]''
* "And just remember what you paid to get in." ''[Episodes 16-17, 40, and 69]''
** "This show has so many mentions of pasta, it'll affect your cholesterol count." ''[Episode 17 in syndicated airings]''
** "In the interest of conservation, today's show will recycle most of last week's jokes." ''[Episode 18 in syndicated airings]''
* "A funny thing happened to me on my way to my cartoon show." ''[Episodes 18-19]''
* "Hey you, chewing the gum: I hope you brought enough for everybody!" ''[Episodes 20-21]''
* "Eat and be lazy, kids, and someday you'll have your own show too." ''[Episodes 22-23]''
* "Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on." ''[Episodes 24-25]''
* "I can't believe we get away with this every week." ''[Episodes 26-27]''
* "Today, featuring Binky the Clown, so turn up the volume, kids!" ''[Episodes 28-29]''
* "[[DontTryThisAtHome Don't try any of this at home, kids]]. We're professionals." ''[Episodes 30-31]''
** "If you don't see this label, you're not watching a genuine Garfield cartoon." ''[Episode 31 in syndicated airings]''
* "Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist? My lips never move." ''[Episodes 32-33]''
* "This offer void where prohibited. Some restrictions may apply. Batteries not included." ''[Episodes 34-35]''
* "We've ''got'' to stop that chicken from writing on my logo every week." ''[Episodes 36-37]''
* "''Garfield and Friends'' is taped in front of an animated {{studio audience}}." ''[Episodes 38-39]''
* "And a special hello to all you wonderful Nielsen families out there." ''[Episode 41]''
* "And pay attention; there'll be a test at the end." ''[Episodes 42, 59]''
** "''Garfield and '''Friends?''''' Who are these friends, and why haven't they brought food?" ''[Episode 42 in syndicated airings]''
* "Change channels and you'll never see your dog again." ''[Episode 44]''
* "[[Series/SesameStreet Today's show is brought to you by the letter K and the number 9.]]" ''[Episode 45]''
* "It doesn't start until the fat lady screams." ''[Episodes 47 and 55]''
* "My lips never move -- wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist?" ''[Episodes 49, 65]''
* "[[Series/WheelofFortune I'd like to buy a vowel, please.]]" ''[Episode 50]''
* "In a moment, I'll wave my finger and the music will stop." ''[Episode 51]''
* "I'll be back right after they sell you stuff." ''[Episode 52]''
* "Enough of this entertainment jazz; let's have some commercials." ''[Episode 53]''
* "If any rating services call, we're spelled G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D." ''[Episode 54 in syndicated airings]''
* "And today, we're having a half-off sale on Odie, 'cause he's half off." ''[Episode 55 in syndicated airings[[note]]The original and DVD versions have no gag.[[/note]]]''
** "We interrupt this program to bring you commercials. [[SarcasmMode Wow]]." ''[Episode 55 on remastered Boomerang prints and the 9Story Season 3 DVD]''
* "Here are some commercials and then, more of me." ''[Episode 56]''
* "''Garfield and Friends'' will be right back. ...At least ''I'll'' be." ''[Episode 57]''
* "The Buddy Bears are on the show today, folks, so keep that channel-changer handy." ''[Episode 58]''
* "Just think of me as like a [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Pussycat]]." ''[Episode 60]''
* "This show is the only possible reason for getting up this early." ''[Episode 62]''
* "Thank you! You know, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the cartoon show..." ''[Episode 64]''
* "I'm sick of those singers. Can we get some, like, [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis]] impersonators for next week?" ''[Episode 66]''
* "Welcome to my world. Did you bring food?" ''[Episode 67]''
* "Hey, I'll return the favor -- [[JerkWithAHeartofGold when you get your own cartoon show, I'll watch.]]" ''[Episode 68]''
* "Serving cartoon watchers the world over since 1988." ''[Episode 70]''
* "This show is the most fun you can have without marinara sauce." ''[Episode 71]''
* "When they invented television, this is pretty much what they had in mind." ''[Episode 72]''
* "I haven't had so much fun since Nermal fell in the mud!" ''[Episode 73]''
* "The following is made possible by a grant from the Lasagna Manufacturers of America." ''[Episode 74]''
* "Today's show is dedicated to loyal and courageous pizza delivery persons everywhere." ''[Episode 75]''
* "If you can find a better show on television, watch it!" ''[Episode 76]''
* "If this show were any more entertaining, we'd be on pay-per-view." ''[Episode 77]''
* "If you like this show, tell a friend. [[TakeThat If you don't like it, my name is]] {{ComicStrip/Heathcliff}}." ''[Episode 78]''
* "Where else can you get this much comedy for your viewing dollar?" ''[Episode 79]''
* "The only cartoon show that comes with a double-your-money-back guarantee." ''[Episode 80]''
* "And for my next trick, I will make the rest of the show magically appear!" ''[Episode 81]''
* "We're environmentally sound; all of today's jokes are recycled from last week's show." ''[Episode 82]''
* "Reproductions of the accounts and descriptions of this cartoon show is prohibited." ''[Episode 83]''
* "And make sure you stick around after the show for the big cast party." ''[Episode 84]''
* "If you could only watch one TV show this year, this is the one to watch." ''[Episode 85]''
* "Hey; you could watch some other show, but why would you want to?" ''[Episode 86]''
* "And don't let your dog watch this show. It's too good for him." ''[Episode 87]''
* "Today's show is brought to you in color. Unless the artists ran out of crayons..." ''[Episode 88]''
* "You'll like today's show, folks. No Binky, no Nermal, no Buddy Bears... [[ItsAllAboutMe just a lot of me]]." ''[Episode 89]''
* "Today's show is inspected for your safety by number 29." ''[Episodes 90 and 95]''
* "[[TakeThat Don't bother checking]] {{Creator/NBC}}, [[TakeThat kids]] -- [[TakeThat they're not running cartoons anymore]]." ''[Episode 91, although replaced with the quote above it]''
* "Everything else you watch on TV this week will just be anti-climatic." ''[Episodes 91 and 94]''
* "If a tree falls while our sound effects man is at lunch, does it make a sound?" ''[Episodes 92-93]''
* "Penelope's back today, folks. Some women just can't get enough of me." ''[Episodes 96-97]''
* "Critics agree -- of all the TV shows on today, this is probably one of them." ''[Episodes 98-99]''
* "Think of a number between 1 and 10. The number you're thinking of is 7." ''[Episodes 100-101]''
* "And keep watching, or we'll have to change into a shopping network and [[TakeThat sell bad jewelry]]." ''[Episodes 102 and 104]''
* "Today is [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hit-a-Duck-in-the-Face-With-a-Lemon-Meringue-Pie Day]]. We'll explain later." ''[Episodes 103 and 105]''
* "I was gonna do something spontaneous here, but I've been too busy to plan it." ''[Episodes 106, 109, 119-120]''
* "The cartoon show to watch when you won't settle for just any cartoon show." ''[Episodes 107-108, and 113]''
* "The funniest show on TV that doesn't have a 1-800 number [[TakeThat to buy cheap junk]]." ''[Episode 110]''
* "Today, featuring the return of the Singing Ants. Boy, they have a good agent." ''[Episode 111]''
* "Penelope is singing today, folks, [[GlassShatteringSound so don't leave any expensive glassware near the TV.]]" ''[Episode 112]''
* "Today, a Saturday morning investigative report: where did all those [[Franchise/TheSmurfs Smurfs]] go?" ''[Episode 114]''
* "This show is the answer. Unfortunately, no one's figured out the question yet." ''[Episode 115]''
* "Today, a look into our writer's joke file! That's right, we examine both jokes!" ''[Episodes 116 and 119]''
* "The longest-running show on this channel, except for the news, [[TakeThat which is, unfortunately, funnier]]." ''[Episode 117]''
* "Today, an encore performance of our report, "Are There Too Many Reruns on Cartoon Shows"?" ''[Episode 118]''
* "[[EndofSeriesAwareness After seven seasons, we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot.]]" ''[Episode 121]''
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->'''Floyd:''' Just remember this moment, Garfield, 'cause there'll eventually come the day you'll beg me to do this show. But you know what? I won't be available. I'll be working for, uh, Creator/{{Disney}} or somebody.
->'''Garfield:''' Who's he kidding? [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Disney's up to here with mice on their contract.]]
-->-- An exchange from the episode ''The Floyd Story''
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->'''Garfield:''' Who's he kidding? [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Disney's up to here with mice on their contract.]]
-->-- An exchange from the episode ''The Floyd Story''
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