History Quotes / FloweryInsults

->'''Philip Banks:''' Well I mean there are just so many more interesting ways to say it. I mean, you could be poetic:'' 'His thick, corpulent flesh rolls around his bones, like a thick chocolate pudding!' ''

—->-- '''{{Literature/Wulfrik}} the Wanderer,''' Chaos Champion of Norsca, to the Dwarf King Thurbad Stonebeard ([[CunningLinguist in perfect Khazalid]])

—->--'''{{Literature/Wulfrik}} the Wanderer,''' Chaos Champion of Norsca, to the Dwarf King Thurbad Stonebeard ([[CunningLinguist in perfect Khazalid]])

-->-- ''The Mate of the KuvaH'magh SoS''

->''You're like the AT&T of people!''
-->'''Troy Barnes''' to '''Britta Perry''', ''Series/{{Community}}''

--> '''[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07312006.shtml Avogadro Pompey]]''', ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''

->"Minority leader, and septuagenarian ninja turtle, Mitch [=McConnell=]"
-->'''Creator/StephenColbert''' numerous times, ''Series/TheColbertReport''

->"Whaddaya think of that, Mr. Pajama Wearin' Basket Face Slipper Wieldin' Clype-Dreep-Bachle Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering Gomreil Jessie Oaf-Lookin' Scooner, Nyaff Plookie Shan Milk-Drinkin' Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed Snivelin' Worm-Eyed Hotten-Blaugh Vile-Stoochie Cally-Breek-Tattie?"
-->'''The Scotsman''', ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

-->''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

-->''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA8i8lfsoGk Season 5, Episode 11]]

->'''Calvin''': What if somebody calls us a "pair o' pathetic peripatetics"?!
->'''Hobbes''': I've never heard of anybody taking the trouble to rhyme weird insults.
->'''Calvin''': But shouldn't we have a ready retort?
-->''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''' ''Geoffrey grins nervously'' '''

->''' ''Geoffrey is backing away from Philip and nearly trips over a chair'' '''

->'''Calvin''': What if somebody calls us a pair o' pathetic peripatetics?

->'''Philip Banks:''' Or scientific! '' 'He is so huge, food comes to him from the gravitational pull alone!' ''Aha, ha ha ha ha! Or, you could be quizzical! '' 'Is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?' ''

--> '''[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07312006.shtml Avogadro Pompey]]''', ''SomethingPositive''

->"Whaddaya think of that, Mr. Pajama Wearin' Basket Face Slipper Wieldin' Clype-Dreep-Bachle Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering Gomreil Jessie Oaf-Lookin' Scooner Nyaff Plookie Shan Milk-Drinkin' Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed Snivelin' Worm-Eyed Hotten-Blaugh Vile-Stoochie Cally-Breek-Tattie?"

->"Whaddaya think of that, Mr. Pajama Wearin' Basket Face Slipper Wieldin' Clype-Dreep-Bachle Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw Bleathering Gomreil Jessie Oaf-Lookin' Scooner Nyaff Plookie Shan Milk-Drinkin' Soy-Faced Shilpit Mim-Moothed Snivelin' Worm-Eyed Hotten-Blaugh Vile-Stoochie Cally-Breek-Tattie?"

->"Whaddaya think of that, Mr. pajama wearin', basket face, slipper wieldin', clype-dreep-bachle, gether-uping-blate-maw, bleathering gomreil, Jesse oaf-lookin' scooner, nyaff plookie shan, milk drinkin', soy-faced shilpit , mim-moothed, snivelin' worm-eyed hotten-blaugh, vile stoochie, cally-breek-tattie?"

->"Whatya think of that? Mr. pajama wearin', basket face, slipper wieldin', clype-dreep-bachle, gether-uping-bile-maw, bleathering gomreil, Jesse oaf-lookin' stoner, nyaff plookie shan, milk drinkin', soy-facedshilpit , mim-moothed, snivelin' worm-eyed hotten-blaugh, vile stoogic, cally-breek-tattie."

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It's all fine and well to bed with a woman, if you must. Even the ancinet Greeks understood the total imperfection of the female vessel had a use. And if that's the case, all you had to do was ask. I've a few bold inkwells even I dip my quill in now and again, and I've always said all I haid all I have is yours as well.\\

->"Minority leader, and septuagenarian ninja turtle, Mitch McConnell"

''Boy, instruct this "new money" harlot that I don't speak to its kind unless I've someone whom I'm hoping to impress with my ability to train common street trash to sit up and use its opposable thumbs.\\

Boy, instruct this "new money" harlot that I don't speak to its kind unless I've someone whom I'm hoping to impress with my ability to train common street trash to sit up and use its opposable thumbs.\\

Approval for what? Dear child, I could not approve of even using her rotted brains as fertilizer for fear of the stupidity that would be poisoned into the flowers and grass! No, I do not approve of this trollop!