History Quotes / EvilIsNotAToy

->Albert... You thought you had complete control of Ra Moon, Gamma, King, The Stardroids, Roboenza, and Bass? You've toyed with things you cannot handle for years, and Mega Man had to save you from yourself. And from what I've heard, you're no different, Doctor Eggman. Chaos, The Ark, Emerl, The Time Eater? If not for Sonic, you wouldn't have a world to conquer.
-->-- '''Dr. Light''', ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogMegaManWorldsCollide''

->Like Scorpion, Jason Voorhees was a revenant: a vengeful spirit returned to life. Hundreds had fallen victim to his bloodlust. Liu Kang, now ruler of the Netherrealm, took notice. An immortal killer like Jason would be useful in his plan for konquest. He drew Jason into the Netherrealm and offered him an endless bounty of slaughter... in return for his allegiance. Jason's simple reply was to destroy Liu Kang.

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited'', "Alive!"

'''Luthor:''' I should hope it does. Look, I didn't catch the name.\\

'''Luthor:''' Well, Metron, I'll so be ready to handle anything the universe throws at me. I'm about to become a god.\\

'''Luthor:''' Tampering with forces beyond my ken and so forth? Nice try. If you want my power, make your move. Otherwise you can get lost.\\
'''Metron:''' [[IWarnedYou You will regret your decision.]] We all will.

->You wander too close to a black hole, and it'll crush you.

->'''Moon''': This wasn't supposed to happen!

'''Luthor:''' Tampering with forces beyond my hand and so forth? Nice try. If you want my power, make your move. Otherwise you can get lost.\\

->'''Sancreda:''' Your petty ambitions are of no interest to me. [[CaptiveSuperbeing Your drain on my psionic field]] has already caused me pain, anger and delay! And now it is time for you to settle your account.

->'''[[SealedEvilInACan Sancreda]]:''' You, who have presumed to draw energy from my [[PsychicPowers psionic field]]. You, who believe it lies within your puny ambit to harness and drive me like some primitive pack animal. YOU, WHO HAVE PLOTTED TO [[HijackingCthulhu ENSNARE MY POWER AT THE MOMENT OF MY RESURRECTION AND MAKE ME YOUR SLAVE]]!
->'''[[BigBadWannabe Sir Archibald]]:''' You misunderstand me, Sacreda! [[BlatantLies I seek a partnership with you]]. Together, [[WeCanRuleTogether you and I could rule the peoples of the world]]!
->'''Sancreda:''' A partnership? Hah! I, enter into a partnership with a quivering microbe to preside over the affairs of this trivial planet? Your petty ambitions are of no interest to me. Your drain on my psionic field has already caused me pain, anger and delay! And now it is time for you to settle your account.

->'''Giles:''' You're a very stupid girl.\\
'''Willow:''' What? Giles -\\
'''Giles:''' Do you have any idea what you've done? The forces you've harnessed, the lines you've crossed?\\
'''Willow:''' I thought you'd be impressed or something.\\
'''Giles:''' Oh, don't worry, you've made a very deep impression. Of everyone here, you were the one that I trusted most to respect the forces of nature.\\
'''Willow:''' Are you saying you don't trust me?\\
'''Giles:''' Think what you've done to Buffy.\\

'''Giles:''' Of killing us all, unleashing Hell on Earth. Shall I go on?\\
'''Wilow:''' No! Giles, I did what I had to do. I did what nobody else could do.\\
'''Giles:''' Oh, others in this world can do what you did. You just don't wanna meet them.\\
'''Willow:''' No, probably not, but well, they're the bad guys. I'm not a bad guy. I brought Buffy back into this world, and maybe the word you should be looking for is "congratulations".\\
'''Giles:''' Having Buffy back in this world makes me feel indescribably wonderful, but I wouldn't congratulate you if you'd jumped off a cliff and survived.\\
'''Willow:''' That's not what I did, Giles.\\
'''Giles:''' You were lucky.

->'''Willow:''' What? Giles -\\
->'''Giles:''' Do you have any idea what you've done? The forces you've harnessed, the lines you've crossed?\\
->'''Willow:''' I thought you'd be impressed or something.\\
->'''Giles:''' Oh, don't worry, you've made a very deep impression. Of everyone here, you were the one that I trusted most to respect the forces of nature.\\
->'''Willow:''' Are you saying you don't trust me?\\
->'''Giles:''' Think what you've done to Buffy.\\
->'''Willow:''' I brought her back.\\
->'''Giles:''' At incredible risk!\\
->'''Willow:''' Risk? Of what? Making her deader?\\
->'''Giles:''' Of killing us all, unleashing Hell on Earth. Shall I go on?\\
->'''Wilow:''' No! Giles, I did what I had to do. I did what nobody else could do.\\
->'''Giles:''' Oh, others in this world can do what you did. You just don't wanna meet them.\\
->'''Willow:''' No, probably not, but well, they're the bad guys. I'm not a bad guy. I brought Buffy back into this world, and maybe the word you should be looking for is "congratulations".\\
->'''Giles:''' Having Buffy back in this world makes me feel indescribably wonderful, but I wouldn't congratulate you if you'd jumped off a cliff and survived.\\
->'''Willow:''' That's not what I did, Giles.\\
->'''Giles:''' You were lucky.\\

-> Albert... You thought you had complete control of Ra Moon, Gamma, King, The Stardroids, Roboenza, and Bass? You've toyed with things you cannot handle for years, and Mega Man had to save you from yourself. And from what I've heard, you're no different, Doctor Eggman. Chaos, The Ark, Emerl, The Time Eater? If not for Sonic, you wouldn't have a world to conquer.
-->--'''Dr. Light''', ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogMegaManWorldsCollide''

-->--'''Ra's al Ghul''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood''

-->--''Film/TheDarkKnight''

-->--''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

->'''Metron:''' In my travels through the myriad paths of infinity, I have seen the first and the last. But what you do here today threatens the entire universe. Past. Present. And Future.\\
'''Luthor:''' I should hope it does. Look, I didn't catch the name.\\
'''Metron:''' Metron. Scientist and chronicler.\\
'''Luthor:''' Well, Metron, I'll so be ready to handle anything the universe throws at me. I'm about to become a god.\\
'''Metron:''' You don't know what a god ''is''. Or what you are unleashing.\\
'''Luthor:''' Tampering with forces beyond my hand and so forth? Nice try. If you want my power, make your move. Otherwise you can get lost.\\
'''Metron:''' [[IWarnedYou You will regret your decision.]] We all will.
-->--''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited'', "Alive!"

->'''Uli''': It is I who summoned you back from the Netherworld, unt I who arranged the opening of the portal.\\
'''Bloodwolf''': Yes. Yes, I can see in your mind, all you have done. And I should be... grateful?
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfPussInBoots''

->Like Scorpion, Jason Voorhees was a revenant: a vengeful spirit returned to life. Hundreds had fallen victim to his bloodlust. Liu Kang, now ruler of the Netherrealm, took notice. An immortal killer like Jason would be useful in his plan for konquest. He drew Jason into the Netherrealm and offered him an endless bounty of slaughter... in return for his allegiance. Jason's simple reply was to destroy Liu Kang.
-->--''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'', Jason's arcade mode ending

->The moral of the story: never make a deal with an interdimensional demon without a little protection.
-->--'''Slade''' on his [[DealWithTheDevil deal]] with [[SatanicArchetype Trigon]], ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''

-> Mortal! You ''dare'' call upon [[ThirdPersonPerson Kavaxas]], Lord of the [[DragonsAreDemonic Demodragons]], [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Ruler of the Netherworld]]?! I will [[PlayingWithFire burn you and the rest of these abominations to ASH]]!
-->--'''Kavaxas''' to Tiger Claw, ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012''

->'''Demigra''': Look! Even [[PhysicalGod Beerus]] has his weaknesses. Now, he is my puppet. Now... can you stop his power?\\
'''Goku''': No! ''STOOOOOP!!''\\
'''Trunks''': I-It's all over!\\
'''Demigra''': After everything has been destroyed, Demon God Demigra shall rule!\\
(''Demigra lets out an EvilLaugh, only for Beerus to throw his Sphere of Destruction at him rather than the Earth'')\\
'''Demigra''': What?! Impossible!\\
'''Beerus''': By the way, I knew you were there. You see, my friend, I faked being hit by you. Trying to control me? That's blasphemous.\\
'''Trunks''': Amazing, Lord Beerus! The tables have turned!\\
'''Beerus''': Demigra, was it? I guess... I'll just destroy ''you'' instead.
-->--''VideoGame/DragonballXenoverse''

-> He gave me a lamp that had '''the Devil''' in it! I was expecting [[GenieInABottle a happy genie who sings little songs and grants wishes]], not '''the Devil'''! What kind of weird shit is Headmaster Cid into? I mean, I know he told me it was cursed and I should be careful, but when you give someone a lamp with '''the Devil''' in it, you don't say "Oh, be careful, it's a little dangerous," you say "Here's a lamp, '''and it has the Devil in it!!'''"
-->-- '''Noah [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment 'The Spoony One']] Antwiler''', on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' and the Diabolos guardian force.

->'''Emperor Pilaf''': Your Majesty, please! This is a terrible misunderstanding! We worked hard for you! Don't forget, ''I'm'' the one who brought you back to life! I'm your savior!\\
'''King Piccolo''': You're nothing but an inept clown surrounded by amateurs.
-->--''Manga/DragonBall''

->Are you ''really'' controlling the Aurum, Pyrrhon? Or are ''they'' controlling ''you?!''
-->--'''Pit''' to '''Aurum Pyrrhon''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

-> "'''YOU SUMMON FORTH AN ANCIENT EVIL AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM?'''" (cue betrayal)
-->-- A sand monster very low on patience with his amateur boss, from ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries''.

->Just how dumb are you? Who did you think would be left standing the minute Sylar got bored? ''You?''
-->--'''Noah Bennet''' to '''Emile Danko''', ''Series/{{Heroes}}''

-> The SS necromancers are exultant: their demons harrow the Earth in stolen bodies, scouring it clean of enemy forces, eating the souls of the ''untermenschen'' and spitting up their bones. Snow falls early as ''fimbulwinter'' sets in, for the ice giants of legend have returned to do the bidding of the thousand-year Reich, and the Führer's every dream shall be made real. A pale sun that warms nothing gazes down across a wilderness of ice and fire, ravaged by the triumph of the will.\\

-> '''Grandpa''': Yugi! Are you trying to summon the forces of darkness in your room again?\\
'''Yugi''': No Gramps!
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged]] [[TheMovie Movie]]''

-> ''I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you can not put downe; by the Which I meane, Any that can in Turne call up somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to Answer, and shall commande more than you.''
-->-- '''Creator/HPLovecraft''', "Literature/TheCaseOfCharlesDexterWard"

->"Are you seriously telling me you called up the Devil and expected him to behave?!"
-->-- '''Fox Mulder''', ''[[Series/TheXFiles The X-Files]]''

-> "A few years back I got [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure Chaos]] to do my bidding but he betrayed me, then I got [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Biolizard]] who betrayed me, then I got [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Metal Sonic]] who betrayed me, then I got [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Ifrit]] who betrayed me, [[OverlyLongGag and then I got Solaris who betrayed me,]] but I'm sure [[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed Dark Gaia]] [[TemptingFate will never betray-]]"\\
''(Gets uppercutted and sent flying by Dark Gaia)''\\
"I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH THIS SENTENCE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
-->-- '''[[SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Eggman]], demonstrating that he never learns, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bCVyESiL2M Sonic Unleashed in 4 Minutes]]'''

->"Which is the greater folly, summoning the demon or expecting gratitude from it?"
-->-- [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=278060 Demonic Rising]], MagicTheGathering.

->"Others had tried to control it before, to steer it in the general direction of their enemies. Warlords, villains, masterminds. It rarely worked for long. When working with power on this scale, chaos had a way of trumping order."
-->--''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->'''Emperor Zombie:''' You went on and on about how sweet the candy was, then told me not to put it in my mouth, and got mad at me when I did!\\
'''Screw-On Head:''' If by "candy", you mean ''ancient forbidden evil,'' then ''yes,'' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} I]] ''[[{{Metaphorgotten}} did]]'' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} tell you not to put it in your mouth.]]
-->-- ''Comicbook/TheAmazingScrewOnHead''

->'''Grodus:''' Yes, my glorious witch queen... Destroy these impudent fools!\\
'''Shadow Queen:''' Who are you that would command me? What sort of being are you?\\
'''Grodus:''' Huh? What do you mean?!? I thought you were bound to obey the one who woke you! Enough of this prattle! Do as I say!!! NOW! Or I will send you back to the depths...\\
''(The Shadow Queen strikes him with a flash of lightning, destroying everything but his head)''\\
'''Shadow Queen:''' You would do well to learn your proper place, slave. No one commands me.
-->--''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''

->'''The Shoggoth Song''', lyrics by Sean Branney, sung to the tune of The Dreidel Song\\
''I had a little Shoggoth''\\
''I conjured up one day.''\\
''I used an Elder Sigil''\\
''So Shoggoth and I play.''\\
''Shoggoth, Shoggoth, Shoggoth''\\
''With mouths and psuedopods.''\\
''Shoggoth, Shoggoth, Shoggoth,''\\
''Foul creature of the gods.''\\
''One day while we were playing''\\
''My monstrous pal broke free.''\\
''I'd dropped the Elder Sigil,''\\
''Lil' Shoggy turned on me.''\\
''Shoggoth, Shoggoth, Shoggoth''\\
''He ripped me to a shred''\\
''Shoggoth, Shoggoth, Shoggoth,''\\
''We played and now I'm dead.''
-->-- "The Shoggoth Song", ''Music/AVeryScarySolstice'' ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeqW3uG-rbQ Sung on YouTube]])

->"Still refusing to look at the big picture. Of course, how CAN you when you can't even see past your own nose?" Vortex…the Infi-Map…Pariah Dark. Time and again, you've tried to seize control of powers beyond your meager understanding and time and again, you've met with failure. And now you come into my domain with all the forethought of a teenager looking to steal a car for a joyride and brazenly declare that you will take MY power from ME? It would seem that Danny Fenton is quite correct when he calls you…what is that term again? A 'fruit loop'?"
-->--'''Clockwork''', lecturing '''Vlad Plasmius''' on doing this thing ''constantly'', ''Fanfic/FacingTheFutureSeries''

->'''Valerian Mengks''': Kerrigan, this isn't a game!\\
'''Sarah Kerrigan''': It never is with [[HordeOfAlienLocusts the Zerg]], Valerian.
-->--''VideoGame/StarCraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm''

->"You wander too close to a black hole, and it'll crush you."
-->--'''Alarak''' (regarding the Terrans' habit of being on the receiving end of this trope), ''VideoGame/StarCraftIILegacyOfTheVoid''

->''"Mengsk was a fool to think he could control them!"''
-->--'''Alexei Stukov''' on the Hybrids, ''VideoGame/StarcraftIILegacyOfTheVoid Co-op Mode''

->"If the Continuum has told you once, they have told you a thousand times: [[SuddenlyShouting DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!]]"
-->--'''Q''', reprimanding his son, ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

->She almost realised her dream. Came so close. She raised a [[EldritchAbomination Dreaming One]] from its prison. It whispered to her directly. It made such promises, claimed it willingly powered the city. LIES. [[DealWithTheDevil It promised the impossible could be accomplished if all of its fellows were freed]]. LIES. [[spoiler: Lilith]] was smart. [[spoiler: Lilith]] was clever. She knew there was treachery in the whispers. But she went ahead anyway, [[SmugSnake thinking she could control the pandemonium]]. She thought she could [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder betray]] an event horizon. [[EndOfAnEra That age]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt collapsed in screams under tentacular skies]].
-->--'''The Buzzing,''' on [[spoiler: Lilith]], ''Videogame/TheSecretWorld''

->"You. You should have let me ''SLEEP''!" ''*SickeningCrunch*''
-->--[[spoiler: '''Khan''']], [[YourHeadAsplode crushing the skull]] of the man who let him out, ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness''

->[[IKnowYourTrueName By playing with these cursed names]], the first tribe made [[EldritchAbomination the Children]] more aware of the world outside of their dreams. The only thing that tethered the Children to reality was their names, and each time a name was called, that tether pulled a Child closer to wakefulness. Eventually, the first tribe [[OhCrap realized]] their servitude was worthless: because of their actions, soon the ancient masters would awaken and stride the world like colossi; [[WalkingWasteland plagues would spread in the wake of each titan step]], and the tribe's service would not protect them from [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt death and darkness]].
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Baali''

-->-- '''Discworld/{{Eric}}''' on why wizards don't summon demons.

->[''Ben Ravencroft has just freed Sarah Ravencroft, his ancestor, from her imprisonment'']\\
'''Sarah''': Thou has freed me, so now I can punish the world for my long imprisonment. [[OmnicidalManiac I shall create an era of darkness over this land!]]\\
'''Ben''': This isn't how I envisioned it. We were supposed to rule the world together, not destroy it!\\
'''Sarah''': I care not for thy whims. Cross my path and I shall destroy thee along with thy world!
-->--'''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooAndTheWitchsGhost''

->"You came and knocked on my door, Vinny...You called me."
-->--'''HABIT,''' ''WebVideo/EverymanHYBRID''

->'''Landis Pope''': The Old Ones are touching my soul! The power of Katha-Hem shall be MINE!\\
'''Frog''': Katha-Hem ''is'' the power of Katha-Hem! His power is our deliverance. His power is the future of us all! Your voice awakens him, your flame a beacon for his long dim eyes. He will find us through you, and so you are here. [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness What may become of you is his will.]]\\
[''beat'']\\
'''Pope''': [--[[OhCrap What...]]--]
-->--''ComicBook/{{BPRD}}: The Black Flame''

-> "It's the same old tune. "[[SarcasmMode Let's play with magic we don't understand, it will make us incredibly powerful]]!" Evidently it doesn't matter if you rip apart the fabric of time in the process."
-->--'''Dorian Pavus remarking on his Tevinter countrymen's inability to grasp this trope''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

-->--''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho021DustBreeding Dust Breeding]]''

-->--''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho009TheSpectreOfLanyonMoor The Spectre of Lanyon Moor]]"

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' What happened to Bizarro World, Lex? And what is the Godship?\\
'''Bizarro ComicBook/LexLuthor:''' Godship am Big Bad. And it came because of me. Me was trying to find worstest way to hurt SelfDemonstrating/{{Bizarro}} #1, my worstest enemy, so me sent signal into core of the planet, hoping to find someone to come out and help. But signal went opposite direction into space and it attracted--
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}''

->''"[[MadScientist Maggie Walsh's]] vision was brilliant, but ultimately insupportable. The demons cannot be harnessed, cannot be controlled."''
-->--'''Mr. Ward''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E21Primeval Primeval]]"

->''Our time is up. For fifty years, we have benefited from the immense power given to us by [[EldritchAbomination the End of the Cycle]]. We knew there would be a price to pay, but we thought it might be one we could bear, or that we could find some way to avoid paying it.''\\
''It was not, and we could not.''\\
''The price we have paid is everything. In an instant, so fast there is no time to react, let alone respond, the <Empire Name> is... gone. Where once there was thriving colonies, there is now only death. Where once mighty fleets crossed the void, there is only ghosts and debris. All devoured by the End. All taken by the Shroud.''
-->-- '''The End of the Cycle: Reckoning''', ''VideoGame/{{Stellaris}}''

->''"For that which I saw and touched was no longer a human being but [[TakenForGranite an ebon statue]], whose face and brow and fingers were [[DarkIsEvil black]] as the Faust-like raiment or the sullen curtains. Charred as by sable fire, or frozen by black cold, the features bore the eternal ecstasy and pain of Lucifer in his ultimate hell of ice. For an instant, the supreme evil which Averaud had worshipped so madly, which he had summoned from the vaults of incalculable space, had made him one with itself; and passing, it had left him petrified into an image of its own essence."''
-->-- "The Devotee of Evil", Creator/ClarkAshtonSmith

->"The mistake others made in the past was to overreach themselves. Our brother who is lost summoned [[OurDemonsAreDifferent an elemental]] and trapped it in [[BearsAreBadNews a great bear]]. Of course he couldn't control it. It was a magnificent madness."
-->-- '''Seshru''', ''[[Literature/TheChroniclesOfAncientDarkness Soul Eater]]''

->"You awaken once more to stop the [[HellOnEarth Hell on Mars]] yet [[HereWeGoAgain again]], all because [[TooDumbToLive some idiots]] thought [[MadeOfEvil Hell]] would make a good source of renewable energy! You know, if you have to program your computer to warn you about [[TheLegionsOfHell demon invasions]], ''maybe'' you should just stop whatever it is you're doing!
-->--'''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' regarding ''VideoGame/{{Doom 2016}}''

-->--VideoGame/{{Doom 2016}}

-->--''Film/TheDarkKnightSaga''

-->--'''Noah Bennet''' to Emile Danko, ''Series/{{Heroes}}''