History Quotes / Doom2016

-> ''"While there is a plot going on, [[UnstoppableRage the main character couldn't give a half-ounce of deep fried shit]]. If you really want to know what's going on then pause the game and read all the fluff text in the character and location database, sipping daintily from your delicate pink tea cup full of pussy juice [[RatedMForManly while the game waits patiently for you to strap your bollocks back on and get back in the fray]]."''

->"[[OneManArmy None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer]]. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose the Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Titan]], of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, [[HopeSpot but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed]]."

->''I told them one day I'd become the most powerful being across the dimensions. And they told me to go to hell! So you know what? '''I did.''' ''

->''I told them one day I'd become the most powerful being across the dimension. And they told me to go to hell! So you know what? '''I did.''' ''
-->-- Music/JtMusic, "Fight Like Hell'

''"The real kingdom of the gods is a place that you will never reach, and you should never wish to. No [[PunyEarthlings human]] will ever visit the sacred ground of Argent D'Nur, unless they are [[DeityOfHumanOrigin made a god]] by the [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils dark lords]]. Humanity's only purpose, and reward, is to serve the ascension of [[GiantSpider the Imperatrix]] and protect [[MacGuffin the Crucible]]. [[BrutalHonesty You will be destroyed by the demons]], [[BadBoss while I will be made a god]]. My immortality is assured, [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves while you will writhe in perpetual agony at the bottom of the darkest hole in Hell]]. [[VillainousDemotivator You will be forgotten. Your life, your loved ones, your achievements and failures are nothing. A blank space on the canvas of time.]]''\\

->''"So for this episode Rich, we need to have a nuanced discussion about [[VideogameTropes gameplay mechanics]], [[SlidingScaleOfGameplayAndStoryIntegration story integration]], and {{world building}}. But first... I'M GONNA PUNCH A DEMON IN THE FUCKING FACE!"''

->''[[DramaticGunCock Click, CLICK!]] [[StuffBlowingUp Boom! BOOM!]]\\

[[folder:Dr. Elena Richardson]]
-> "This is Dr. Elena Richardson, log entry 002 - subject analysis of Doom Slayer. January 24th, 2163. There is no chance that the subject is a demon. We have blood samples pulled from the Mars event that show his blood type is AB positive. [[RatedMForManly He is male]] with a genome that makes him very much a member of the human race. But the enhanced speed, strength and athleticism would indicate otherwise. But we can see from the blood samples that there are [[TouchedByVorlons foreign bodies present of unknown origin.]] I cannot as a contributing member of the scientific community agree with the assumption by some of my colleagues that he is, for lack of a better word, a God. An avenging angel, the right hand of Doom here to save humanity from its sins. But I cannot ignore that the timing of his arrival — the identity of his enemies — the [[FireandBrimstoneHell fire and brimstone]] element to this catastrophe we currently find ourselves in has... it has definitely shaken my scientific resolve."

-> "This is Dr. Elena Richardson, log entry 005 - subject analysis of Doom Slayer. February 2nd, 2163. Maybe he is a God. [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Maybe he represents humankind's rage]] — their will to persevere, to overcome that which would threaten our survival. He is uncompromising, a [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge relentless being of violence]], that knows no mention of the hesitation shown by our many leaders and politicians during our time of judgment. Can he overcome them? Alone? If he can't, we, as a species, ALL species, will not survive."

-> "Elena Richardson, log entry 006. February 9th, 2163. The only thing they fear — [[TheDreaded is him.]] We watched as the horde overwhelmed the very best and most advanced machinery and weapons technology that we could muster against the opposition. It was useless, they moved too quickly, they cared not for themselves, only sought out the blood of humanity. They were willing to sacrifice their own to get to the heart of our world. We slaughtered thousands and [[WeHaveReserves millions more followed.]] But then he came — he cut through them like a sickle through a field — his [[{{Wrath}} fury surpassing their own.]] He is faster — more relentless. I believe him now to be more than just a man — he is... [[TitleDrop DOOM.]]"

-> "This is Dr. Elena Richardson, log entry 007. March 3rd, 2163. [[HopeBringer And with him lies our salvation.]] For as they gain in strength, so do they fall in numbers. The Priests command the armies to the North and South, but he controls the fight. The inner circle of death is where he resides — hunting them at the far reaches of the Earth and beyond. [[SkepticNoLonger I am a believer now]] - I feel it is in DOOM that I have faith. The Slayer is the spear that stabs at the heart of our attackers, and those that would seek to harm us should feel warned. For there is only one dominant life form in this universe and it carries a steel barreled sword of vengeance. [[DarkMessiah All hail the coming of the Destroyer]] — the Slayer's time is now."
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[[folder:Forces of Hell]]
->''"So [[PlayerCharacter you]] walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and [[GodzillaThreshold may we never need you again]]."''
-->-- '''Corrax Entry 7:17'''

->''"[[LegionsOfHell They]] are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. [[{{Determinator}} You]] [[OneManArmy will]] [[TheDreaded be]] [[HorrifyingTheHorror worse]]. [[AscendedMeme Rip]] [[ComicBook/{{Doom}} and tear]], until it is '''done'''."''
-->-- '''OpeningNarration'''

->''"You should not have allowed his location to be discovered. You have failed us."''
-->-- '''Demonic Voice to [[BigBad Olivia Pierce]]'''

->''"All falls before the command of Hell, for our power is absolute, our march to victory inevitable. Before our armies, even the Elemental Wraiths of Argent D'Nur were subjugated. In that great victory the Night Sentinels, protectors of the Wraiths, were betrayed by one of their own, and the wretches wept as we devoured their world and took the Well for our devices. None stand against us, [[HumansAreFlawed for treachery resides in all things and we shall set it free]]."''
-->-- '''Corrax Tablets'''

->''"The Night Sentinels stood strong against our legions. Conquest of Argent D'Nur, empowered by the Wraith-energy, was foiled at every turn. [[HopeSpot Yet in our darkest hour came a lowly]] [[ReligionOfEvil Hell priest]], [[TheCorrupter Deag Grav]], and in his guidance a weakness in a heathen of the Night Sentinels was found.''\\
''"[[DealWithTheDevil The bargain was struck thus]]: for [[LoveMakesYouEvil the return of the Betrayer's only son, lost on the battlefield]], Deag Grav must be taken to the source of their power, the Elemental Wraiths. Lead there by the wretched Betrayer, Deag Grav and his cabal set a curse upon the Wraiths as they slept, and used their essence for our own devices. With the power of the Wraiths they formed the Well, that which brings us upon our enemies. Thus, the city of Argent and their false gods fell under the unholy might of the Hell priests.''\\
''"For his payment, [[CameBackWrong the Betrayer's son was returned to him in our form]], and the [[MythologyGag Icon of Sin]] was brought upon the heathens. [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves His vengeance was swift and merciless, for the wages of treachery are suffering.]]''\\
''"With the fall of Argent D'Nur, their realm was taken into ours, their temples and runes, their carved rock and edifice, all was absorbed into our realm and taken as trophies of our triumph."''
-->-- '''Ungmar Codex'''

->''"When the gate is opened, in the fourth age, when we have risen and the masters have shown us the path, she will be come. A great blessing will be given to the key holder, [[DemonicPossession for they will become one with the master]], and in that holy union the power of the dark priest will be unleashed upon the heretics of the Penumbral Plain. The Aranea Imperatrix. Carried in the mind of all who follow, fed from the blood of those who fell, made with bone of rock, iron, steel and sinew. A mighty god to rule over all other gods. One become two become legion."''
-->'''-- Codex: Monsters: Spider Mastermind'''
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[[folder:Pinball adaptation]]
->''"Do you even know where you're heading?"''
-->--'''Olivia Pierce''', when you complete the "Observe, Repeat" mission.

->''"[[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits Shoot one of the lit redeemer lanes]], and I'll give you what you need."''
-->--'''Samuel Hayden''', when a redeemer lane is available to activate.

->''"I am not a supply drone."''
-->--'''UAC public address''', if you nudge the table.

->''"Ball temperature critical."''
-->--'''UAC public address''', if the ball is heated up by the reactor meltdown.
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->''"That was...unexpected."''
-->--'''Samuel Hayden''', if you drain the ball.
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->''"Now nothing can stop me! I've ''won''."''
-->--'''Olivia Pierce''', [[spoiler:[[GameOver once you've lost your last ball]]]].
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-> "This is Dr. Elena Richardson, log entry 007. March 3rd, 2163. [[HopeBringer And with him lies our salvation.]] For as they gain in strength, so do they fall in numbers. The Priests command the armies to the North and South, but he controls the fight. The inner circle of death is where he resides — hunting them at the far reaches of the Earth and beyond. I am a believer now - I feel it is in DOOM that I have faith. The Slayer is the spear that stabs at the heart of our attackers, and those that would seek to harm us should feel warned. For there is only one dominant life form in this universe and it carries a steel barreled sword of vengeance. [[DarkMessiah All hail the coming of the Destroyer]] — the Slayer's time is now."

-> "This is Dr. Elena Richardson, log entry 005 - subject analysis of Doom Slayer. February 2nd, 2163. Maybe he is a God. [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Maybe he represents humankind's rage]] — their will to persevere, to overcome that which would threaten our survival. He is uncompromising, a relentless being of violence, that knows no mention of the hesitation shown by our many leaders and politicians during our time of judgment. Can he overcome them? Alone? If he can't, we, as a species, ALL species, will not survive."

-> "This is Dr. Elena Richardson, log entry 002 - subject analysis of Doom Slayer. January 24th, 2163. There is no chance that the subject is a demon. We have blood samples pulled from the Mars event that show his blood type is AB positive. [[RatedMForManly He is male]] with a genome that makes him very much a member of the human race. But the enhanced speed, strength and athleticism would indicate otherwise. But we can see from the blood samples that there are [[TouchedByVorlons foreign bodies present of unknown origin.]] I cannot as a contributing member of the scientific community agree with the assumption by some of my colleagues that he is, for lack of a better word, a God. An avenging angel, the right hand of Doom here to save humanity from its sins. But I cannot ignore that the timing of his arrival — the identity of his enemies — the fire and brimstone element to this catastrophe we currently find ourselves in has... it has definitely shaken my scientific resolve."

-> "This is Dr. Elena Richardson, log entry 007. March 3rd, 2163. [[HopeBringer And with him lies our salvation.]] For as they gain in strength, so do they fall in numbers. The Priests command the armies to the North and South, but he controls the fight. The inner circle of death is where he resides — hunting them at the far reaches of the Earth and beyond. I am a believer now - I feel it is in DOOM that I have faith. The Slayer is the spear that stabs at the heart of our attackers, and those that would seek to harm us should feel warned. For there is only one dominant life form in this universe and it carries a steel barreled sword of vengeance. All hail the coming of the Destroyer — the Slayer's time s now."