History Quotes / DoWrongRight

'''Rick''' Well, one Morty's enough to hide from the bureaucrats. But you get a whole matrix of Mortys and put 'em in agonising pain, that creates a pattern that can hide even from other Ricks, motherfucker. I fiddled with a concept like this once.\\

-->-- '''[[CoolOldLady The Dowager Duchess of Denver]], [[Literature/LordPeterWimsey Clouds of Witness]] by Creator/DorothyLSayers

-->-- '''Sam''' to Quackity before passing him a pair of shears/pliers and his Warden's netherite sword and axe, ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''

-->-- ''Who is Cletis Tout?''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc''

'''Nimble:''' Yeah, he was good...[[EurekaMoment "Deliverance"]]! Coupla nights ago, me and Denise, we popped that into the DVD. We're about an hour into this thing and I start thinking to myself, "This story ain't very realistic." You're a lonely mountain man. [[VillainousGentrification They're destroying your home. They've taken your job.]] There is no place to set your still. [[{{Mangst}} You are angry- they've destroyed everything that validates your manhood.]] You're confused; your sexuality is in question. You decide you're going to hit for the other side. You want yourself some man meat. I understand that...[[EvenTheGuysWantHim but wouldn't you wait for Burt Reynolds to come downriver]]?!

'''Fife:''' Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one with that retarded kid. He was good, that guy..\\

'''Nimble:''' Yeah, he was good...[[EurekaMoment "Deliverance"]]! Coupla nights ago, me and Denise, we popped that into the DVD. We're about an hour into this thing and I start thinking to myself, "This story ain't very realistic." You're a lonely mountain man. [[EvilGentrification They're destroying your home. They've taken your job.]] There is no place to set your still. [[{{Mangst}} You are angry- they've destroyed everything that validates your manhood.]] You're confused; your sexuality is in question. You decide you're going to hit for the other side. You want yourself some man meat. I understand that...[[EvenTheGuysWantHim but wouldn't you wait for Burt Reynolds to come downriver]]?!

'''Nimble:''' Yeah, he was good...[[EurekaMoment "Deliverance"]]! Coupla nights ago, me and Denise, we popped that into the DVD. We're about an hour into this thing and I start thinking to myself, "This story ain't very realistic." You're a lonely mountain man. [[EvilGentrification They're destroying your home. They've taken your job.]] There is no place to set your still. [[{{Angst You are angry- they've destroyed everything that validates your manhood.]] You're confused; your sexuality is in question. You decide you're going to hit for the other side. You want yourself some man meat. I understand that...[[EvenTheGuysWantHim but wouldn't you wait for Burt Reynolds to come downriver]]?!

-->-- ''Film/TheAddamsFamily

->'''Misato:''' Where did my wine go?\\
'''Shinji:''' I'm sorry?\\
'''Misato:''' See this empty bottle and how it was stashed away back on the shelf? If you drank the stuff, why did you put the empty bottle back where I could find it?\\
'''Shinji:''' I didn't--\\
'''Misato:''' Kiddo, I'm not angry. You don't have to lie. Throw that away when you get a chance.
-->-- ''Fanfic/AGlassOfWine''

->'''Captain Lovelace:''' You can’t do this!\\
'''Ranma:''' Course we can! We won, you lost; ergo, we get to steal your treasure.\\
'''Lovelace:''' That’d be all fair and fine if you were fellow pirates, but you’re just civilians! You have no right to steal our hard-won treasure!\\
'''Kodachi:''' We are pirates!\\
'''Lovelace:''' Hah! Then where’s your Jolly Roger? What’s your Crew Name? You can’t call yourselves proper pirates without those things!
-->-- ''Fanfic/VoyagesOfTheWildSeaHorse''

-->-- '''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Sir James Manson]], ''Literature/TheDogsOfWar''

-->-- '''Yahtzee''' ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/ContraRogueCorps''