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-->'''Navarone''': You know, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall this is something that would be a cartoon plot in my world]]. The only difference is that each of us would have some kind of plan or something that we had to get to right after the event happened. We couldn't tell anyone the truth so we had to pretend to be each other. At the end [[AnAesop we would all learn a valuable lesson]] about not judging others or some stupid crap like that.
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-->'''Navarone''': You know, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall this is something that would be a cartoon plot in my world]]. The only difference is that each of us would have some kind of plan or something that we had to get to right after the event happened. We couldn't tell anyone the truth so we had to pretend to be each other. At the end [[AnAesop we would all learn a valuable lesson]] lesson about not judging others or some stupid crap like that.
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-->'''Rarity''': (teeth grinding)
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-->'''Rarity''': (teeth grinding)grinding)
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-->'''Navarone''': I hate getting [[TalkToTheFist punched in the face]]. Try to avoid that, Taya.
-->(after trying yet again to get Smiles to stop [[DontCallMeSir calling him sir]])
-->(after trying yet again to get Smiles to stop [[DontCallMeSir calling him sir]])
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-->'''Navarone''': I hate getting [[TalkToTheFist punched in the face]].face. Try to avoid that, Taya.
-->(after trying yet again to get Smiles to stop[[DontCallMeSir calling him sir]])sir)
-->(after trying yet again to get Smiles to stop
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-->'''Smiles''': That’s [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment cruel and unusual]]!
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-->'''Smiles''': That’s [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment cruel and unusual]]!unusual!
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-->'''Navarone''': [[{{Adorkable}} It’s like you’re just begging for me to hug you]].
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-->'''Navarone''': [[{{Adorkable}} It’s like you’re just begging for me to hug you]].
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-->'''Watcher''': [[NoodleIncident It’s a long story]]. It ends with him using [[NoodleImplements medical knowledge and an obscure chemical]] to blow up the heart of a diamond dog gangster who was threatening the temporary clinic he was operating in the middle of a gang war down in what Nav calls Mexico.
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-->'''Watcher''': [[NoodleIncident It’s a long story]]. It ends with him using [[NoodleImplements medical knowledge and an obscure chemical]] to blow up the heart of a diamond dog gangster who was threatening the temporary clinic he was operating in the middle of a gang war down in what Nav calls Mexico.Mexico.
-->(after Dash has thrown her armor on the floor)
-->'''Navarone''': ...stop throwing your fucking armor everywhere. Jesus. That shit’s heavy.
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Ugh. You’re telling me! I’m the one wearing it!
-->'''Navarone''': No you’re not, it’s all over the fucking room.
-->'''Navarone''': Alright, Brook, you guys do your thing.
-->'''Brook''': Most of us are girls, actually.
-->'''Navarone''': I absolutely do not care.
-->'''Gilda''': Pride was the downfall of humanity.
-->'''Navarone''': Yeah, so you better learn from our mistakes and stop being so proud.
-->'''Blaze''': I will enjoy hearing your last breath.
-->'''Navarone''': Only if you live that long.
-->'''Midnight''': I hope you have a thick skin and a good ability to talk around issues. Bluntness will get you nowhere here.
-->'''Navarone''': You would be very surprised at how far obfuscating bluntness and fake stupidity has gotten me.
-->'''Midnight''': If you go far enough back in bloodlines, almost every rich pony in Canterlot is related.
-->'''Navarone''': I feel like that explains some things.
-->'''Navarone''': ...you’re not in the naga caves or the changeling caves. This is happy go lucky sunshine and rainbow pony land. Their laws and customs are different.
-->(after tricking Nav into a date with Twilight)
-->'''Taya''': Good morning, mommy. You look… radiant today! Is it because of a certain date with Miss Twilight Sparkle?
-->'''Navarone''': Taya, you devious little shit.
-->'''Taya''': (sarcastically) Don’t hurt my feelings, mommy.
-->(while chatting to Athena)
-->'''Navarone''': If you told me you had coffee, you damn sure would have been seeing a lot more of me.
-->'''Navarone''': ...Are you feeling okay?
-->'''Silver''': Of course, my lady. It’s just… Well, everything that’s happened since you found me has been so amazing!
-->'''Navarone''': Shit… Your life before must have really sucked, then.
-->'''Navarone''': With luck, I’ll never need it.
-->'''Luna''': [[CosmicPlaything You are very unlucky]].
-->(to Celestia)
-->'''Navarone''': No wonder you kill people who ask questions; [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech you’re so blinded by your own arrogance you wouldn’t even begin to know how to answer them]]!
-->'''Navarone''': We’re pretty similar, you and I.
-->'''Celestia''': Maybe. At least I have a soul!
-->'''Navarone''': You sure about that? If you have one left, it’s gotta be black as night. You murder ponies who ask questions or sentence them to be changeling food. You’ve summoned demons in the middle of population centers. You’ve started and continued wars between other species to keep them weak. I could keep naming things, but I’m not gonna waste my breath. In short, you are the most evil person I have ever heard of in the entire history of the world, barring Discord himself. You may have a soul, but don’t you dare call yourself better than me because of it.
-->'''Kat''': You don’t get to have lazy days. You can’t just… laze about all day in your own filth, as appealing as you might find it. There are better uses for your time.
-->'''Navarone''': If I don’t have my lazy days, I will ''literally murder'' people.
-->'''Kat''': (raises an eyebrow)
-->'''Navarone''': Actually, let me rephrase that. ''You'' will murder people for me.
-->'''Fleur''': To be blunt, most ponies consider you a violent, unpredictable barbarian.
-->'''Navarone''': I’d say they got me pretty well nailed down.
-->(after reflecting on Kat's desire to serve him)
-->'''Navarone''': And ''none'' of that strikes you as odd or weird in any way?
-->'''Taya''': You’re a clone-thing from the past and we’re fighting to stop the idea of discord itself. What’s normal?
-->'''Navarone''': So you’re saying don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
-->'''Taya''': ...[[LiteralMinded Who just gives ponies away]]?
-->'''Navarone''': What if I ''really'' don’t want to?
-->'''Fleur''': Then Katrina will use her sad kitty-cat face on you. Trust me when I say none of us want that.
-->'''Navarone''': I actually do kinda want that. I haven’t seen it yet.
-->'''Fleur''': (sighing) Katrina?
-->'''Kat''': (after taking a moment to turn on the waterworks) Y-you don’t like my g-gift, Navi? I put all my heart into it!
-->(beat)
-->'''Navarone''': I like it. I rate it… eight out of ten. You’re about on par with Taya, but nowhere near as good as a little filly in Ponyville.
-->'''Kat''': Before I met you, I lived by a rule. Do you know what that rule was, Nav?
-->'''Navarone''': Have a plan to kill everyone you meet?
-->'''Kat''': No, but that’s a good one.
-->'''Kat''': You two are adorable.
-->'''Navarone''': Are you saying that I’m adorable and that she’s adorable, or that we’re only adorable together?
-->'''Kat''': Well, ''you'' are definitely adorable. And so is she, when she’s not busy being horrifying. So the first one.
-->'''Navarone''': Cool. I think. Though I’m really not sure what about me is adorable.
-->'''Kat''': I might tell you. Later. For now, your confusion amuses me. I’ll talk to you later, Nav.
-->(beat)
-->'''Taya''': (snuggling into Nav) I’m not adorable.
-->(while Twilight is studying necromancy)
-->'''Navarone''': Twilight, if you let my daughter get eaten by a skeletal hamster, I’m turning you into a mindless sex slave.
-->'''Twilight''': (barely paying attention) ‘Kay.
-->(Nav using Taya to manipulate Rarity... again)
-->'''Navarone''': Taya, activate cuteness.
-->'''Taya''': (blinks) Really? Now?
-->'''Navarone''': Yes. Do your thing.
-->'''Taya''': (after sighing and rolling her eyes) You… you aren’t mad at mommy, a-are you?
-->'''Rarity''': No, no, you won’t use her against me!
-->'''Taya''': W-why are you angry with mommy? She’s just trying to do what’s b-best for me…
-->'''Rarity''': (tries to block her ears with magic and hide her eyes behind her forelegs)
-->'''Taya''' (crying, after forcing Rarity to look at her) W-why are you d-doing this? W-we just want our p-pretty dresses!
-->'''Rarity''': (hugging Taya) There there, dear. I made the dresses, I promise! I did, and I did a truly outstanding job. You’ll be the prettiest little filly anywhere, believe you me! Please, there’s no need to cry!
-->'''Taya''' (instantly back to normal) Okay. (walks off)
-->'''Rarity''': (disturbed) How in the world…
-->'''Navarone''': That’s the power of cute. So, are you done with your tantrum now?
-->'''Rarity''': (glaring) You are a monster.
-->'''Navarone''': Yeah, well, I’m a monster who’s about to be a noble.
-->'''Rarity''': (teeth grinding)
-->(after Dash has thrown her armor on the floor)
-->'''Navarone''': ...stop throwing your fucking armor everywhere. Jesus. That shit’s heavy.
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Ugh. You’re telling me! I’m the one wearing it!
-->'''Navarone''': No you’re not, it’s all over the fucking room.
-->'''Navarone''': Alright, Brook, you guys do your thing.
-->'''Brook''': Most of us are girls, actually.
-->'''Navarone''': I absolutely do not care.
-->'''Gilda''': Pride was the downfall of humanity.
-->'''Navarone''': Yeah, so you better learn from our mistakes and stop being so proud.
-->'''Blaze''': I will enjoy hearing your last breath.
-->'''Navarone''': Only if you live that long.
-->'''Midnight''': I hope you have a thick skin and a good ability to talk around issues. Bluntness will get you nowhere here.
-->'''Navarone''': You would be very surprised at how far obfuscating bluntness and fake stupidity has gotten me.
-->'''Midnight''': If you go far enough back in bloodlines, almost every rich pony in Canterlot is related.
-->'''Navarone''': I feel like that explains some things.
-->'''Navarone''': ...you’re not in the naga caves or the changeling caves. This is happy go lucky sunshine and rainbow pony land. Their laws and customs are different.
-->(after tricking Nav into a date with Twilight)
-->'''Taya''': Good morning, mommy. You look… radiant today! Is it because of a certain date with Miss Twilight Sparkle?
-->'''Navarone''': Taya, you devious little shit.
-->'''Taya''': (sarcastically) Don’t hurt my feelings, mommy.
-->(while chatting to Athena)
-->'''Navarone''': If you told me you had coffee, you damn sure would have been seeing a lot more of me.
-->'''Navarone''': ...Are you feeling okay?
-->'''Silver''': Of course, my lady. It’s just… Well, everything that’s happened since you found me has been so amazing!
-->'''Navarone''': Shit… Your life before must have really sucked, then.
-->'''Navarone''': With luck, I’ll never need it.
-->'''Luna''': [[CosmicPlaything You are very unlucky]].
-->(to Celestia)
-->'''Navarone''': No wonder you kill people who ask questions; [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech you’re so blinded by your own arrogance you wouldn’t even begin to know how to answer them]]!
-->'''Navarone''': We’re pretty similar, you and I.
-->'''Celestia''': Maybe. At least I have a soul!
-->'''Navarone''': You sure about that? If you have one left, it’s gotta be black as night. You murder ponies who ask questions or sentence them to be changeling food. You’ve summoned demons in the middle of population centers. You’ve started and continued wars between other species to keep them weak. I could keep naming things, but I’m not gonna waste my breath. In short, you are the most evil person I have ever heard of in the entire history of the world, barring Discord himself. You may have a soul, but don’t you dare call yourself better than me because of it.
-->'''Kat''': You don’t get to have lazy days. You can’t just… laze about all day in your own filth, as appealing as you might find it. There are better uses for your time.
-->'''Navarone''': If I don’t have my lazy days, I will ''literally murder'' people.
-->'''Kat''': (raises an eyebrow)
-->'''Navarone''': Actually, let me rephrase that. ''You'' will murder people for me.
-->'''Fleur''': To be blunt, most ponies consider you a violent, unpredictable barbarian.
-->'''Navarone''': I’d say they got me pretty well nailed down.
-->(after reflecting on Kat's desire to serve him)
-->'''Navarone''': And ''none'' of that strikes you as odd or weird in any way?
-->'''Taya''': You’re a clone-thing from the past and we’re fighting to stop the idea of discord itself. What’s normal?
-->'''Navarone''': So you’re saying don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
-->'''Taya''': ...[[LiteralMinded Who just gives ponies away]]?
-->'''Navarone''': What if I ''really'' don’t want to?
-->'''Fleur''': Then Katrina will use her sad kitty-cat face on you. Trust me when I say none of us want that.
-->'''Navarone''': I actually do kinda want that. I haven’t seen it yet.
-->'''Fleur''': (sighing) Katrina?
-->'''Kat''': (after taking a moment to turn on the waterworks) Y-you don’t like my g-gift, Navi? I put all my heart into it!
-->(beat)
-->'''Navarone''': I like it. I rate it… eight out of ten. You’re about on par with Taya, but nowhere near as good as a little filly in Ponyville.
-->'''Kat''': Before I met you, I lived by a rule. Do you know what that rule was, Nav?
-->'''Navarone''': Have a plan to kill everyone you meet?
-->'''Kat''': No, but that’s a good one.
-->'''Kat''': You two are adorable.
-->'''Navarone''': Are you saying that I’m adorable and that she’s adorable, or that we’re only adorable together?
-->'''Kat''': Well, ''you'' are definitely adorable. And so is she, when she’s not busy being horrifying. So the first one.
-->'''Navarone''': Cool. I think. Though I’m really not sure what about me is adorable.
-->'''Kat''': I might tell you. Later. For now, your confusion amuses me. I’ll talk to you later, Nav.
-->(beat)
-->'''Taya''': (snuggling into Nav) I’m not adorable.
-->(while Twilight is studying necromancy)
-->'''Navarone''': Twilight, if you let my daughter get eaten by a skeletal hamster, I’m turning you into a mindless sex slave.
-->'''Twilight''': (barely paying attention) ‘Kay.
-->(Nav using Taya to manipulate Rarity... again)
-->'''Navarone''': Taya, activate cuteness.
-->'''Taya''': (blinks) Really? Now?
-->'''Navarone''': Yes. Do your thing.
-->'''Taya''': (after sighing and rolling her eyes) You… you aren’t mad at mommy, a-are you?
-->'''Rarity''': No, no, you won’t use her against me!
-->'''Taya''': W-why are you angry with mommy? She’s just trying to do what’s b-best for me…
-->'''Rarity''': (tries to block her ears with magic and hide her eyes behind her forelegs)
-->'''Taya''' (crying, after forcing Rarity to look at her) W-why are you d-doing this? W-we just want our p-pretty dresses!
-->'''Rarity''': (hugging Taya) There there, dear. I made the dresses, I promise! I did, and I did a truly outstanding job. You’ll be the prettiest little filly anywhere, believe you me! Please, there’s no need to cry!
-->'''Taya''' (instantly back to normal) Okay. (walks off)
-->'''Rarity''': (disturbed) How in the world…
-->'''Navarone''': That’s the power of cute. So, are you done with your tantrum now?
-->'''Rarity''': (glaring) You are a monster.
-->'''Navarone''': Yeah, well, I’m a monster who’s about to be a noble.
-->'''Rarity''': (teeth grinding)
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-->'''Navarone''': Sorry, I zoned out. What were you saying?
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-->'''Navarone''': Sorry, I zoned out. What were you saying?saying?
-->'''Navarone''': ...every sapient race I’ve found prefers the truth over lies, Celestia. And they all hate it when they feel used. You’re lying to them and using their ignorance to stay in power. If they don’t discover it tomorrow, they’ll discover it eventually. A year. Ten. A hundred. They’ll find out, Celestia. And if it’s not from your own mouth, admitted freely, it’ll turn everything on its head. You’ll have loyalists and you’ll have rebels. And even when you put down the rebels, those that stayed loyal will always remember what you had to do to make it happen, and what they were fighting for in the first place.
-->'''Celestia''': It ''will not'' happen. I did not come here for a lecture, Navarone.
-->'''Navarone''': No, but you’re getting one anyway.
-->(after Nav accuses her of playing into Discord's hands)
-->'''Celestia''': I am ''not'' being used.
-->'''Navarone''': Bloodbeak thought the same thing. When a puppet is having its strings pulled by a grand master puppeteer, it looks to all that it’s moving of its own accord.
-->(after an embarassing secret of Nav's gets out after being incapacitated in a demonic invasion)
-->'''Fleur''': I discovered some libel being printed shortly after your sacrifice and have already put a stop to it.
-->'''Navarone''': It’s not libel if it’s true. And unfortunately, it most definitely is.
-->(beat)
-->'''Fleur''': (shrugging) I discovered some secrets of yours that I knew you would most definitely rather keep private being printed shortly after your sacrifice and have already put a stop to it.
-->'''Shining Armor''': Princess Celestia has done many questionable things in the past, both recently and distantly. I need to speak to those who would have knowledge of such things.
-->'''Fleur''': Oh, most of those ponies have tragic accidents. Dying in strange fires, falling to freak storms, running into trouble in back alleys… things of that nature.
-->'''Navarone''': So why do you carry spears? I mean, you don’t even have hands. Can you actually stab anyone with those?
-->'''Guard''': We learned to not ask questions, sir. My personal guess is that they’re just for show.
-->'''Navarone''': Money brings power, and power corrupts. It’s possible to be rich without being a piece of shit, but it’s really easy to be rich and a piece of shit. Especially if you were born into it and raised with it.
-->'''Shining Armor''': You aren’t really making me happy about being a rich prince, Nav. Or about having a growing princess…
-->(when a bunch of nobles try to free Pertz)
-->'''Noble''': Would you kindly stomp this disgusting freak?
-->'''Diamond Dog Mook''': You… Navarone? Hero of cat-land?
-->'''Navarone''': The very same. I’m also part of a naga clan. And I wiped out the Dog Father’s organization in Germaneigh and I killed his operation here in Equestria and I brought Pertz to justice, killing hundreds in the process.
-->'''Diamond Dog Mook''': I quit.
-->'''Navarone''': Now you see, ''he'' has the right idea.
-->(after Midnight Blossom rips a noble's throat open before Nav finishes him off)
-->'''Midnight''': (stares in horror)
-->'''Navarone''': What? Shit, did we accidentally just turn him into a vampire? (stabs the body in the chest) Didn’t even ''think'' about that!
-->'''Midnight''': I just ''killed somepony''!
-->'''Navarone''': What? No, that was my sword.
-->'''Flo''': I have no idea how your mind always manages to stay in the gutter.
-->'''Navarone''': It’s a talent, trust me. One that was well-cultivated.
-->'''Flo''': (sighs in disappointment)
-->'''Navarone''': ...lead the way.
-->'''Midnight''': I think if I lead the whole way, [[MaleGaze your eyes will be in a very wrong place]]. So let’s just walk together.
-->'''Navarone''': For what it’s worth, you were absolutely correct. I would have been staring at the ceiling the whole time.
-->'''Midnight''': (eye roll)
-->'''Navarone''': Hey, it’s really detailed! You can’t blame me for what the architect did.
-->'''Midnight''': I don’t know how I always get tricked by your bait. I should really see it coming by now, but you still get me every time.
-->'''Navarone''': I’m okay with many things, Blossom. I can tolerate a lot. But I will ''not'' be called a liar and I will ''not'' be called weak. Well, unless I’m actually lying, then I’m okay with being called a liar.
-->'''Midnight''': I believe you might be the best friend I’ve ever had, Nav.
-->'''Navarone''': That’s kind of sad.
-->(right after ordering Kat to break the law on his behalf)
-->'''Navarone''': I’m keeping all my business open and honest.
-->'''Taya''': (snorts)
-->'''Navarone''': Mostly.
-->'''Watcher''': (raises an eyebrow)
-->'''Navarone''': ...Well, as long as doing so is convenient.
-->'''Twilight''': I’ve been wondering this for a while. Why is our medic nicknamed Black Fate? Doesn’t that sound kinda… I dunno, bad?
-->'''Watcher''': [[NoodleIncident It’s a long story]]. It ends with him using [[NoodleImplements medical knowledge and an obscure chemical]] to blow up the heart of a diamond dog gangster who was threatening the temporary clinic he was operating in the middle of a gang war down in what Nav calls Mexico.
-->'''Navarone''': ...every sapient race I’ve found prefers the truth over lies, Celestia. And they all hate it when they feel used. You’re lying to them and using their ignorance to stay in power. If they don’t discover it tomorrow, they’ll discover it eventually. A year. Ten. A hundred. They’ll find out, Celestia. And if it’s not from your own mouth, admitted freely, it’ll turn everything on its head. You’ll have loyalists and you’ll have rebels. And even when you put down the rebels, those that stayed loyal will always remember what you had to do to make it happen, and what they were fighting for in the first place.
-->'''Celestia''': It ''will not'' happen. I did not come here for a lecture, Navarone.
-->'''Navarone''': No, but you’re getting one anyway.
-->(after Nav accuses her of playing into Discord's hands)
-->'''Celestia''': I am ''not'' being used.
-->'''Navarone''': Bloodbeak thought the same thing. When a puppet is having its strings pulled by a grand master puppeteer, it looks to all that it’s moving of its own accord.
-->(after an embarassing secret of Nav's gets out after being incapacitated in a demonic invasion)
-->'''Fleur''': I discovered some libel being printed shortly after your sacrifice and have already put a stop to it.
-->'''Navarone''': It’s not libel if it’s true. And unfortunately, it most definitely is.
-->(beat)
-->'''Fleur''': (shrugging) I discovered some secrets of yours that I knew you would most definitely rather keep private being printed shortly after your sacrifice and have already put a stop to it.
-->'''Shining Armor''': Princess Celestia has done many questionable things in the past, both recently and distantly. I need to speak to those who would have knowledge of such things.
-->'''Fleur''': Oh, most of those ponies have tragic accidents. Dying in strange fires, falling to freak storms, running into trouble in back alleys… things of that nature.
-->'''Navarone''': So why do you carry spears? I mean, you don’t even have hands. Can you actually stab anyone with those?
-->'''Guard''': We learned to not ask questions, sir. My personal guess is that they’re just for show.
-->'''Navarone''': Money brings power, and power corrupts. It’s possible to be rich without being a piece of shit, but it’s really easy to be rich and a piece of shit. Especially if you were born into it and raised with it.
-->'''Shining Armor''': You aren’t really making me happy about being a rich prince, Nav. Or about having a growing princess…
-->(when a bunch of nobles try to free Pertz)
-->'''Noble''': Would you kindly stomp this disgusting freak?
-->'''Diamond Dog Mook''': You… Navarone? Hero of cat-land?
-->'''Navarone''': The very same. I’m also part of a naga clan. And I wiped out the Dog Father’s organization in Germaneigh and I killed his operation here in Equestria and I brought Pertz to justice, killing hundreds in the process.
-->'''Diamond Dog Mook''': I quit.
-->'''Navarone''': Now you see, ''he'' has the right idea.
-->(after Midnight Blossom rips a noble's throat open before Nav finishes him off)
-->'''Midnight''': (stares in horror)
-->'''Navarone''': What? Shit, did we accidentally just turn him into a vampire? (stabs the body in the chest) Didn’t even ''think'' about that!
-->'''Midnight''': I just ''killed somepony''!
-->'''Navarone''': What? No, that was my sword.
-->'''Flo''': I have no idea how your mind always manages to stay in the gutter.
-->'''Navarone''': It’s a talent, trust me. One that was well-cultivated.
-->'''Flo''': (sighs in disappointment)
-->'''Navarone''': ...lead the way.
-->'''Midnight''': I think if I lead the whole way, [[MaleGaze your eyes will be in a very wrong place]]. So let’s just walk together.
-->'''Navarone''': For what it’s worth, you were absolutely correct. I would have been staring at the ceiling the whole time.
-->'''Midnight''': (eye roll)
-->'''Navarone''': Hey, it’s really detailed! You can’t blame me for what the architect did.
-->'''Midnight''': I don’t know how I always get tricked by your bait. I should really see it coming by now, but you still get me every time.
-->'''Navarone''': I’m okay with many things, Blossom. I can tolerate a lot. But I will ''not'' be called a liar and I will ''not'' be called weak. Well, unless I’m actually lying, then I’m okay with being called a liar.
-->'''Midnight''': I believe you might be the best friend I’ve ever had, Nav.
-->'''Navarone''': That’s kind of sad.
-->(right after ordering Kat to break the law on his behalf)
-->'''Navarone''': I’m keeping all my business open and honest.
-->'''Taya''': (snorts)
-->'''Navarone''': Mostly.
-->'''Watcher''': (raises an eyebrow)
-->'''Navarone''': ...Well, as long as doing so is convenient.
-->'''Twilight''': I’ve been wondering this for a while. Why is our medic nicknamed Black Fate? Doesn’t that sound kinda… I dunno, bad?
-->'''Watcher''': [[NoodleIncident It’s a long story]]. It ends with him using [[NoodleImplements medical knowledge and an obscure chemical]] to blow up the heart of a diamond dog gangster who was threatening the temporary clinic he was operating in the middle of a gang war down in what Nav calls Mexico.
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-->'''Navarone''': Censoring an idea is easy. Killing an idea is impossible.
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-->'''Navarone''': Censoring an idea is easy. Killing an idea is impossible.impossible.
-->(after gaining control of Celestia and being about to rewrite her personality)
-->'''Navarone''': I recognize greatness in others and choose to elevate them to greater heights. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I don’t see greatness in others and stunt them to protect myself]]. By my side, Luna will be achieving wonders. And you, under my control, will finally bring the world into the future.
-->'''Celestia''': Spoken like a true dictator.
-->'''Twilight''': ...this is making me feel bad.
-->'''Discord''': That’s your conscience speaking. You should learn to ignore that ol’ thing. All it ever does is get in the way of fun!
-->(after preventing Navarone and herself from heading off immediately via the nearest window)
-->'''Celestia''': I am a princess, Nav. Unfortunately, I can’t just go jumping through random windows.
-->'''Navarone''': ...Why not? You’re the princess. You’re ''the'' princess. That means you get to decide what’s right and what isn’t, and what’s decorous and what’s not.
-->'''Celestia''': I’m not jumping out that window. I am the princess and I do get to decide what is and isn’t a part of accepted decorum. And I have decided that jumping out of a window is not part of accepted decorum.
-->'''Navarone''': You’re just saying that because you know how much I love it.
-->'''Navarone''': Man, being a hero fucking sucks.
-->'''Navarone''': Celestia, why are you so squishy and adorable?
-->'''Celestia''': To catch my opponents off guard.
-->(after seeing a memory of Celestia trolling Luna)
-->'''Navarone''': Celestia would have loved the internet. She could have gotten rid of so much stress.
-->'''Rose Dancer''': Lady Fleur de Lis would like to see you, my lady.
-->'''Navarone''': How do you always know when people are here for me? Like, are you telepathic or do the guards just hunt you down when someone comes to see me?
-->'''Rose Dancer''': [[NonAnswer A proper maid never fails to serve her mistress]].
-->(after Brook corners Nav)
-->'''Navarone''': So I take it you don’t want to discuss the weather.
-->'''Brook''': It’s a lovely day. Discussion over.
-->'''Flo''': ...Change is beautiful. It’s exciting. It’s ''important''. A being that cannot change cannot survive.
-->'''Flo''': You are a catalyst, Nav. A harbinger of great things. Evil or good, I don’t know. But they will be great. They ''have been'' great. Your choices have changed this world. Your choices will continue changing it.
-->'''Navarone''': Fuck destiny.
-->(after capturing Pertz)
-->'''Watcher''': We didn’t risk all that just to have him killed on the way home. Or worse, have him freed.
-->'''Navarone''': ...I can’t overstate how nice it is to work with someone that’s actually competent.
-->(Nav on his wings)
-->'''Navarone''': They get me from point A to point B. They do not get me from A to B quickly.
-->'''Celestia''': ...I assumed you were exaggerating out of laziness.
-->(during a demon invasion)
-->'''Celestia''': Somehow, it doesn’t feel to me that you’re giving this a proper sense of urgency.
-->'''Navarone''': Man, none of this means shit to me. Sure, demons are bad I guess, but I mean, you know, whatever. It’s just another job for me. Doesn’t mean I have to have passion for it, you know? I’d much rather be in bed right now.
-->'''Celestia''': (sighing) You are terrible at being a hero.
-->'''Midnight Blossom''': Well, all the ponies now know you are a female. So take that how you will.
-->'''Navarone''': With extreme anger and disappointment, followed by the typical self-loathing that always rides in the back of my mind.
-->'''Midnight Blossom''': At least we share that.
-->'''Navarone''': In my experience, slaves rarely work as well as those that help you willingly and happily.
-->'''Navarone''': We don’t kill because we want to, Applejack. And we don’t kill because we like it. We don’t kill for sport and we don’t kill for fun. We kill… we do our duty because it’s the right thing to do.
-->(during yet another case of friction between Nav and Rarity...)
-->'''Navarone''': Don’t you glare at me in that tone of voice.
-->'''Rarity''': (glares harder)
-->'''Navarone''': Don’t test me, woman.
-->'''Rarity''': (bares her teeth)
-->'''Navarone''': Keep it up, I dare you. I will cuddle the everloving shit out of you. I will tickle you under the chin and call you my prettiest little pony, then brush your hair and cuddle you. Just fucking try me!
-->'''Rarity''': Do it, filly. The princess sent a letter saying you wouldn’t!
-->''(cuts to Smiles walking in while Nav still cuddling Rarity 2 hours later)''
-->'''Smiles''': So should I ask, or just set the armor down and leave?
-->'''Rarity''': [[CallBack I hate you]].
-->'''Navarone''': [[IronicEcho And I thought we were friends]].
-->'''Rarity''': You make me do things I hate and I torture you for them. That’s hardly ''friendship''!
-->'''Navarone''': It’s a give and take relationship. Now, when I let your tail go, what are you going to do?
-->'''Rarity''': Fight the urge to strangle you and settle for slapping you instead.
-->(after Nav gets dosed by a drug that grants prophetic visions)
-->'''Sentinel''': ...For the record, I never doubted your combat ability. Or your combat leadership skills. I doubt your ability to lead a proper military expedition.
-->'''Navarone''': (stares)
-->'''Sentinel''': And you are correct. I don’t like you.
-->'''Navarone''': (stares)
-->'''Sentinel''': And I do… admire my commander. We all do.
-->'''Navarone''': (stares)
-->'''Sentinel''': But I might admire him… a bit more than is proper. And I probably shouldn’t have said that.
-->'''Navarone''': (stares)
-->'''Sentinel''': Why are you staring at me?!
-->'''Navarone''': Sorry, I zoned out. What were you saying?
-->(after gaining control of Celestia and being about to rewrite her personality)
-->'''Navarone''': I recognize greatness in others and choose to elevate them to greater heights. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I don’t see greatness in others and stunt them to protect myself]]. By my side, Luna will be achieving wonders. And you, under my control, will finally bring the world into the future.
-->'''Celestia''': Spoken like a true dictator.
-->'''Twilight''': ...this is making me feel bad.
-->'''Discord''': That’s your conscience speaking. You should learn to ignore that ol’ thing. All it ever does is get in the way of fun!
-->(after preventing Navarone and herself from heading off immediately via the nearest window)
-->'''Celestia''': I am a princess, Nav. Unfortunately, I can’t just go jumping through random windows.
-->'''Navarone''': ...Why not? You’re the princess. You’re ''the'' princess. That means you get to decide what’s right and what isn’t, and what’s decorous and what’s not.
-->'''Celestia''': I’m not jumping out that window. I am the princess and I do get to decide what is and isn’t a part of accepted decorum. And I have decided that jumping out of a window is not part of accepted decorum.
-->'''Navarone''': You’re just saying that because you know how much I love it.
-->'''Navarone''': Man, being a hero fucking sucks.
-->'''Navarone''': Celestia, why are you so squishy and adorable?
-->'''Celestia''': To catch my opponents off guard.
-->(after seeing a memory of Celestia trolling Luna)
-->'''Navarone''': Celestia would have loved the internet. She could have gotten rid of so much stress.
-->'''Rose Dancer''': Lady Fleur de Lis would like to see you, my lady.
-->'''Navarone''': How do you always know when people are here for me? Like, are you telepathic or do the guards just hunt you down when someone comes to see me?
-->'''Rose Dancer''': [[NonAnswer A proper maid never fails to serve her mistress]].
-->(after Brook corners Nav)
-->'''Navarone''': So I take it you don’t want to discuss the weather.
-->'''Brook''': It’s a lovely day. Discussion over.
-->'''Flo''': ...Change is beautiful. It’s exciting. It’s ''important''. A being that cannot change cannot survive.
-->'''Flo''': You are a catalyst, Nav. A harbinger of great things. Evil or good, I don’t know. But they will be great. They ''have been'' great. Your choices have changed this world. Your choices will continue changing it.
-->'''Navarone''': Fuck destiny.
-->(after capturing Pertz)
-->'''Watcher''': We didn’t risk all that just to have him killed on the way home. Or worse, have him freed.
-->'''Navarone''': ...I can’t overstate how nice it is to work with someone that’s actually competent.
-->(Nav on his wings)
-->'''Navarone''': They get me from point A to point B. They do not get me from A to B quickly.
-->'''Celestia''': ...I assumed you were exaggerating out of laziness.
-->(during a demon invasion)
-->'''Celestia''': Somehow, it doesn’t feel to me that you’re giving this a proper sense of urgency.
-->'''Navarone''': Man, none of this means shit to me. Sure, demons are bad I guess, but I mean, you know, whatever. It’s just another job for me. Doesn’t mean I have to have passion for it, you know? I’d much rather be in bed right now.
-->'''Celestia''': (sighing) You are terrible at being a hero.
-->'''Midnight Blossom''': Well, all the ponies now know you are a female. So take that how you will.
-->'''Navarone''': With extreme anger and disappointment, followed by the typical self-loathing that always rides in the back of my mind.
-->'''Midnight Blossom''': At least we share that.
-->'''Navarone''': In my experience, slaves rarely work as well as those that help you willingly and happily.
-->'''Navarone''': We don’t kill because we want to, Applejack. And we don’t kill because we like it. We don’t kill for sport and we don’t kill for fun. We kill… we do our duty because it’s the right thing to do.
-->(during yet another case of friction between Nav and Rarity...)
-->'''Navarone''': Don’t you glare at me in that tone of voice.
-->'''Rarity''': (glares harder)
-->'''Navarone''': Don’t test me, woman.
-->'''Rarity''': (bares her teeth)
-->'''Navarone''': Keep it up, I dare you. I will cuddle the everloving shit out of you. I will tickle you under the chin and call you my prettiest little pony, then brush your hair and cuddle you. Just fucking try me!
-->'''Rarity''': Do it, filly. The princess sent a letter saying you wouldn’t!
-->''(cuts to Smiles walking in while Nav still cuddling Rarity 2 hours later)''
-->'''Smiles''': So should I ask, or just set the armor down and leave?
-->'''Rarity''': [[CallBack I hate you]].
-->'''Navarone''': [[IronicEcho And I thought we were friends]].
-->'''Rarity''': You make me do things I hate and I torture you for them. That’s hardly ''friendship''!
-->'''Navarone''': It’s a give and take relationship. Now, when I let your tail go, what are you going to do?
-->'''Rarity''': Fight the urge to strangle you and settle for slapping you instead.
-->(after Nav gets dosed by a drug that grants prophetic visions)
-->'''Sentinel''': ...For the record, I never doubted your combat ability. Or your combat leadership skills. I doubt your ability to lead a proper military expedition.
-->'''Navarone''': (stares)
-->'''Sentinel''': And you are correct. I don’t like you.
-->'''Navarone''': (stares)
-->'''Sentinel''': And I do… admire my commander. We all do.
-->'''Navarone''': (stares)
-->'''Sentinel''': But I might admire him… a bit more than is proper. And I probably shouldn’t have said that.
-->'''Navarone''': (stares)
-->'''Sentinel''': Why are you staring at me?!
-->'''Navarone''': Sorry, I zoned out. What were you saying?
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-->'''Navarone''': *shrug* About par for the course.
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-->'''Navarone''': *shrug* About par for the course.course.
-->(following the deteriorating relationship between Navarone and Celestia)
-->'''Cadance''': You are chaos incarnate, an agent of insidiousness, a spreader of dark truths, even if you don’t mean to be. You are the wrench in her plans, the monster under her bed. Every time she tries to control you, you slip away from her and ruin even more plans.
-->'''Navarone''': ...Did you create me just to watch me suffer?
-->'''Discord''': No, but I’ve been greatly enjoying it.
-->'''Navarone''': Man, fuck you.
-->'''Discord''': (putting his face against Nav's) Does the great Lady Navarone seek to add a new being to her list of conquered species?
-->'''Navarone''': (face burning) ...
-->(on true magic)
-->'''Celestia''': ...Life is only a dream. Reality bends to the will of those who choose to bend it. The waking world is a dream shared by all. Those of us who choose the path of lucidity can shape the dream to our desires. Those who stay unaware of life’s true nature march to reality’s tune. Princes and princesses change the laws of the land as they please. What makes you think the laws of reality are any different? Open your eyes, Navarone. See the dream for what it is, and you can make it what you want.
-->'''Discord''': The fact that you believe you cannot do anything to me is precisely ''why'' you cannot do anything to me.
-->(after slapping Celestia, upon finding out she tried to take Taya as a student behind his back)
-->'''Navarone''': If you ever, ''ever'' get near my daughter again without my permission, I will ''flay you alive''.
-->'''Navarone''': I really don’t like kids.
-->'''Chrysalis/Moonbeam''': You just slapped the most powerful mare in the world across the face because she got near your child, and threatened to flay her alive if she did it again.
-->'''Navarone''': Well, I don’t have to ''like'' Taya to love her.
-->'''Athena''': You have learned that power means ''controlling'', not killing. To become great, you must control the most powerful things.
-->'''Navarone''': Silver, don’t lie to me. You’re ''really'' bad at it. Something’s wrong. Now, you have two choices. Choice one, you can woman up and tell me what’s wrong. Choice two, we’re going back inside and I’m hugging you and maybe rubbing your belly until you tell me.
-->'''Silver''': That was… the weirdest threat I’ve ever been given. And I was a slave to an evil dictator for a while!
-->'''Navarone''': Thanks, I try.
-->(after being very blunt to Kat on how crazy she is)
-->'''Watcher''': It wasn’t very nice at all.
-->'''Navarone''': She asked a question. I answered it.
-->'''Sentinel''': As rudely as possible!
-->'''Navarone''': Yeah, well, I gave you both muffins! (both shut up)
-->'''Celestia''': You are my friend, Nav. You are there when I need you and you helped me reconcile with one I thought long lost. You showed me the darkness in one I once trusted. Your wisdom, while juvenile at times, is powerful when it needs to be. You have become my rock in the storm. I… feel there is so much more that I can say, but I don’t believe it is necessary. So I will end with this: Thank you.
-->'''Navarone''': No probs, toots. Ain’t no thing but a g-string.
-->'''Celestia''': If you pass off my heartfelt admonition of friendship to you with your hip urban lingo that you know I can’t understand again, I’m going to break your neck.
-->'''Celestia''': It seems I truly do have much to learn about friendship…
-->'''Navarone''': I have an awesome idea. You should send me letters through Spike about what you’ve learned of the magic of friendship.
-->'''Celestia''': (immediately) Very well.
-->'''Navarone''': Wait, shit, no—
-->'''Celestia''': But only because you asked, my dear friend. I’ll be ever so delighted to send you letters about what I learn. It’s truly a brilliant idea.
-->'''Navarone''': You know I was just—
-->'''Celestia''': (silencing Nav) Thank you for the idea, Nav. Now, forgive me, but I believe I’ve kept Moonbeam waiting for too long. I’ll see you soon, either for lunch or for dinner. (teleports out with a large grin on her face)
-->'''Navarone''': Shut the fuck up, Flo.
-->'''Flo''': (cackles)
-->(later on...)
-->'''Celestia''': ''My dearest Navarone, today I learned that sometimes, listening to the advice of your friends is the best thing you can do. One person can never have all the answers, so it’s always good to listen to whatever wisdom your friends can provide. You never know what kind of situations you can prevent or improve by learning from others! Love, your student, Celestia.''
-->'''Navarone''': Write a letter telling her to go fuck herself.
-->'''Watcher''': As much as I’ve always wanted to tell the princess to do something physically impossible to herself, I think I’ll pass.
-->(to Discord)
-->'''Navarone''': God you are ugly.
-->(introducing Celestia after her old personality has been erased)
-->'''Navarone''': Meet Princess Celestia 2.0, now with less tyranny and more cuddles.
-->'''Navarone''': Censoring an idea is easy. Killing an idea is impossible.
-->(following the deteriorating relationship between Navarone and Celestia)
-->'''Cadance''': You are chaos incarnate, an agent of insidiousness, a spreader of dark truths, even if you don’t mean to be. You are the wrench in her plans, the monster under her bed. Every time she tries to control you, you slip away from her and ruin even more plans.
-->'''Navarone''': ...Did you create me just to watch me suffer?
-->'''Discord''': No, but I’ve been greatly enjoying it.
-->'''Navarone''': Man, fuck you.
-->'''Discord''': (putting his face against Nav's) Does the great Lady Navarone seek to add a new being to her list of conquered species?
-->'''Navarone''': (face burning) ...
-->(on true magic)
-->'''Celestia''': ...Life is only a dream. Reality bends to the will of those who choose to bend it. The waking world is a dream shared by all. Those of us who choose the path of lucidity can shape the dream to our desires. Those who stay unaware of life’s true nature march to reality’s tune. Princes and princesses change the laws of the land as they please. What makes you think the laws of reality are any different? Open your eyes, Navarone. See the dream for what it is, and you can make it what you want.
-->'''Discord''': The fact that you believe you cannot do anything to me is precisely ''why'' you cannot do anything to me.
-->(after slapping Celestia, upon finding out she tried to take Taya as a student behind his back)
-->'''Navarone''': If you ever, ''ever'' get near my daughter again without my permission, I will ''flay you alive''.
-->'''Navarone''': I really don’t like kids.
-->'''Chrysalis/Moonbeam''': You just slapped the most powerful mare in the world across the face because she got near your child, and threatened to flay her alive if she did it again.
-->'''Navarone''': Well, I don’t have to ''like'' Taya to love her.
-->'''Athena''': You have learned that power means ''controlling'', not killing. To become great, you must control the most powerful things.
-->'''Navarone''': Silver, don’t lie to me. You’re ''really'' bad at it. Something’s wrong. Now, you have two choices. Choice one, you can woman up and tell me what’s wrong. Choice two, we’re going back inside and I’m hugging you and maybe rubbing your belly until you tell me.
-->'''Silver''': That was… the weirdest threat I’ve ever been given. And I was a slave to an evil dictator for a while!
-->'''Navarone''': Thanks, I try.
-->(after being very blunt to Kat on how crazy she is)
-->'''Watcher''': It wasn’t very nice at all.
-->'''Navarone''': She asked a question. I answered it.
-->'''Sentinel''': As rudely as possible!
-->'''Navarone''': Yeah, well, I gave you both muffins! (both shut up)
-->'''Celestia''': You are my friend, Nav. You are there when I need you and you helped me reconcile with one I thought long lost. You showed me the darkness in one I once trusted. Your wisdom, while juvenile at times, is powerful when it needs to be. You have become my rock in the storm. I… feel there is so much more that I can say, but I don’t believe it is necessary. So I will end with this: Thank you.
-->'''Navarone''': No probs, toots. Ain’t no thing but a g-string.
-->'''Celestia''': If you pass off my heartfelt admonition of friendship to you with your hip urban lingo that you know I can’t understand again, I’m going to break your neck.
-->'''Celestia''': It seems I truly do have much to learn about friendship…
-->'''Navarone''': I have an awesome idea. You should send me letters through Spike about what you’ve learned of the magic of friendship.
-->'''Celestia''': (immediately) Very well.
-->'''Navarone''': Wait, shit, no—
-->'''Celestia''': But only because you asked, my dear friend. I’ll be ever so delighted to send you letters about what I learn. It’s truly a brilliant idea.
-->'''Navarone''': You know I was just—
-->'''Celestia''': (silencing Nav) Thank you for the idea, Nav. Now, forgive me, but I believe I’ve kept Moonbeam waiting for too long. I’ll see you soon, either for lunch or for dinner. (teleports out with a large grin on her face)
-->'''Navarone''': Shut the fuck up, Flo.
-->'''Flo''': (cackles)
-->(later on...)
-->'''Celestia''': ''My dearest Navarone, today I learned that sometimes, listening to the advice of your friends is the best thing you can do. One person can never have all the answers, so it’s always good to listen to whatever wisdom your friends can provide. You never know what kind of situations you can prevent or improve by learning from others! Love, your student, Celestia.''
-->'''Navarone''': Write a letter telling her to go fuck herself.
-->'''Watcher''': As much as I’ve always wanted to tell the princess to do something physically impossible to herself, I think I’ll pass.
-->(to Discord)
-->'''Navarone''': God you are ugly.
-->(introducing Celestia after her old personality has been erased)
-->'''Navarone''': Meet Princess Celestia 2.0, now with less tyranny and more cuddles.
-->'''Navarone''': Censoring an idea is easy. Killing an idea is impossible.
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-->'''Brook''': What authority does a queen have [[AGodIAm compared to a god]]?
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-->'''Brook''': What authority does a queen have [[AGodIAm [[AGodAmI compared to a god]]?
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-->'''Navarone''': Because it’s fun.
to:
-->'''Navarone''': Because it’s fun.fun.
-->'''Vinyl Scratch''': What about you? Aside from getting gender swapped, everything going alright?
--->''My mind instantly flashed back to some of the hellish stuff I had been through while I was gone. Almost getting killed by Miguel. Getting blinded by dark magic. Fighting Sombra. Seeing a pony burned alive right in front of me by ghosts. Almost dying in Athena’s realm. The ''spiders.'' Becoming a queen. The bunker from hell. Celestia’s creepy possessiveness.''
-->'''Navarone''': *shrug* About par for the course.
-->'''Vinyl Scratch''': What about you? Aside from getting gender swapped, everything going alright?
--->''My mind instantly flashed back to some of the hellish stuff I had been through while I was gone. Almost getting killed by Miguel. Getting blinded by dark magic. Fighting Sombra. Seeing a pony burned alive right in front of me by ghosts. Almost dying in Athena’s realm. The ''spiders.'' Becoming a queen. The bunker from hell. Celestia’s creepy possessiveness.''
-->'''Navarone''': *shrug* About par for the course.
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-->'''Cadance''': Why do you have to be so difficult?”
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-->'''Cadance''': Why do you have to be so difficult?”difficult?
