History Quotes / DeathBattle

->'''Sigma:''' At the risk of sounding cliche... YouAndWhatArmy?

'''Wiz:''' For this bout, we'll be using the same rules Death Battle has had for the past three years. Most importantly, the original video games will be our primary source for analysis.\\

-->--'''Ultron vs. Sigma''', before Hell Sigma unleashes a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown

-->--'''Ultron vs. Sigma''', right before Ultron-7 and Hell Sigma clash

-->--'''Ultron vs. Sigma''', during their BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind - which Ultron wins

->'''Sigma:''' At the risk of sounding cliche... you and what army?

---- ''Mario vs Sonic (2018)'' introduction

---- [=McPAXsous=] on Twitter

-->'''Shadow''': ''Behold the true power I possess!''
-->'''Vegeta''': ''Wow... what a ripoff.''

-->'''Sonic''': ''Alright, chubby. Let's settle this!''
-->'''Mario''': ''Let's-a-go!''

-->'''Lex Luthor''': ''"Fool. You're just like all the rest - building a suit to save the world, trying to play God. Let me tell you something, Stark! There's only man in the world meant to play such a role: Me."''
-->'''Iron Man''': ''"I don't know, Lex. Being a God can't be too hard. I mean... I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time, I've been playing human."''

-->'''Raiden''': ''"Who the hell are you? Get out of my way!"''
-->'''Wolverine''': ''"Fat chance, bub... you're next!"''

-->'''Raiden''': ''[[WhyWontYouDie "Are you some kind of cyborg?"]]''
-->'''Wolverine''': ''[[BadassBoast "Well, my bones are made out of the strongest metal around. Does that count?"]]''
-->'''Raiden''': ''[[BringIt "I'll just have to swing harder then!"]]''

-->'''Yang''': ''"Hello~, no need to panic, people, just looking for someone. [[CallBack I will take a Strawberry Sunrise, though. No ice. Thanks.]]''"\\

-->'''Bayonetta''': ''"Another wandering lost soul, I see."''
-->'''Dante''': ''"Lost? Nah. I'm looking for something called the Left Eye. Care to give me a hand? Could be fun."''
-->'''Bayonetta''': ''"Hmph. I see. But if you're looking for the Left Eye, that would make you either an angel... [[PreAssKickingOneLiner or a demon.]]"''

-->'''Bayonetta''': ''[[PreMortemOneLiner "This is where we part ways, love."]]''
-->'''Dante''': ''[[BringIt "After you."]]''

-->'''Quicksilver''': ''Flash? The hell? What's going on?''
-->'''Flash''': ''You're in the Speed Force. My Speed Force. I'm sure you feel it; the raw energy coursing all around you? This is the source of my power. [[HomeFieldAdvantage And here,]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. AM. KING!]]''

--> '''Joker:''' ''Okay... let's, let's talk about this. Killing someone from inside a tin can? That's no fun! The cold of their skin... The blankness of their eyes... The reveal, of who they really are... So much better when you savor all the little emotions... right?''
--> '''Sweet Tooth:''' ''Right... I want to see you bleed... I want to watch you die...''
--> '''Joker:''' ''Just... one more lesson, capiche? The best kind of punchline... is the one you don't see coming!''

--> '''Mewtwo:''' You are not welcome here. ''[[GetOut Leave this place.]]''
--> '''Shadow:''' What's your problem, freak?!
--> '''Mewtwo:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I know not its name. But it is black, red, and]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker very]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker annoying.]]

--> '''Hulk:''' ''You break buildings good... [[SuperMode BUT HULK BREAK WORLDS!]]''

--> '''Zoro:''' ''Oh! Sorry, lady. Could you point me in the way of the shipyard? I've been looking around for hours...''
--> '''Erza:''' ''Aha! You're the one I'm looking for! Come peacefully and you won't be harmed.''
--> '''Zoro:''' ''Sorry, I'm busy. Maybe later.''
--> '''Erza:''' ''Then we'll have to do this the hard way...''
--> '''Zoro:''' ''I told you I'm busy!''

--> '''Nate:''' ''Hey there! I'm guessing the whole "finders keepers" rule isn't gonna apply...''
--> '''Lara:''' ''Cut the chit-chat! The grail's coming with me. Either walk away, or die right here. Choose wisely...''
--> '''Nate:''' ''Okay, missy. First rule about me: I don't walk away.''

--> '''Hunk:''' ''I think I found the dinosaurs...''

-->'''TJ Combo''': ''"Think you've got what it takes to beat the champ?"''
-->'''Balrog''': ''"Heh, heh, heh... you won't even make it to Round 2, wimp!"''
-->'''Ring Announcer''': ''"Here we go! And... '''FIGHT!!!'''"''

-->'''Balrog''': ''"Come on, tiny! Just you and me!"''
-->'''TJ Combo''': ''"Bring it on, asshole!"''

-->'''Diana''': ''"You! No man can enter Themyscira unannounced!"''
-->'''Thor''': ''"Stand down, wayward maiden. This sort of thing never turns out well for women like yourself."''
-->'''Diana''': ''"Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me."''

-->'''Sephiroth''': ''"Hmmm... you are powerful. I can see it."''
-->'''Vergil''': ''"Who are you?"''
-->'''Sephiroth''': ''"Your despair."''

-->'''Sephiroth''': ''"Behold: the truth."''
-->'''Vergil''': ''"What is that?!"''
-->'''Sephiroth''': ''"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Super. Nova.]] I saw you could pierce the fabric of our dimension, so I cast an illusion to disguise this. Witness oblivion."''

-->'''Black Panther''': ''"To challenge a king is to face the might of his people!"''
-->'''Batman''': ''"I'll give them something to fear."''

-->''"The strong shall hunt the weak. That is the law of nature! '''And my rule is law!'''"''

-->'''Joseph''': "'''[[LargeHam OH]] [[GratuitousEnglish NOOOO]]!!'''"

-->'''Jotaro''': If you wanna go... I'll take you on.
-->'''Kenshiro''': Pick the place. It will be where you die.
-->'''Jotaro''': You've got some balls!

-->' "[[YouAreAlreadyDead You're already dead.]]"

-->[[BigWhat "NANI?!"]]

-->'''Sora:''' So, who's rear am I kicking this time?
-->'''Pit:''' [[MythologyGag Sorry to keep you waiting!]]

-->'''Leon''': "What are you doing? No-one's supposed to be here!"
-->'''Frank''': "Never stopped me before, pal!"

-->'''Leon''': "Give it up, man! You can't keep up with me!"
-->'''Frank''': "You wanna bet? [[MemeticMutation I've covered wars, ya know!]]"
-->'''Leon''': "That's nice, but... [[BadassBoast I've fought in them."]]

-->'''Doctor Fate''': '''''Stephen Strange'''''. It has come to my attention that there are two sorcerer supremes in this existence. [[ThereCanOnlyBeOne I am here to resolve this embarrassment.]]
-->'''Doctor Strange''': I see somebody needs a lesson in manners...

-->'''Jack''': "Your sword smells of blood..."
-->'''Afro''': "...so does yours."

-->'''Optimus''': [[BadassBoast Vile Decepticon, I have been in battle for countless eons!]]

-->'''Amuro''': Not bad... [[BadassBoast I'm just better.]]
-->'''Optimus''': I must stand... So you shall ''fall!''

-->'''Daredevil''': I know you're there. You can leave now, or I can drag you out. It's your choice.
-->'''Nightwing''': [[DeadpanSnarker Ooohhh, I'm shakin' in my boots...]] especially looking at the "prince of darkness". But that case over there is part of an investigation I've been working, so why don't you hand it over and I'll get it out of your horns?
-->'''Daredevil''': ...
-->'''Nightwing''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner ...is that a "no", then?]]

-->-- [=McPAXsous=] on Twitter

-->-- ''Carnage vs. Lucy'' introduction.

'''Wiz:''' Well, Optimus was originally a Japanese toy...
-->-- ''Optimus Prime vs. Gundam'' introduction.

--> A fight between [[ComicBook/TeenTitans a half-demon superhero]] and [[Franchise/MyLittlePonyGeneration4 a magical pony]], narrated by [[DeepSouth a redneck]] and [[MadScientist a scientist]], sponsored by [[VideoGame/WarRobots a mech videogame]] and comfortable underwear. Death Battle, ladies and gentlemen!

-->'''Optimus''': "Vile Decepticon, I have been in battle for countless eons!"

'''Wiz''': And Jin Kazama, the power-hungry martial arts masters of Tekken.

'''Boomstick''': And Afro Samurai, who's one cold-blooded motherf***er.

-->'''Doctor Fate''': '''''Stephen Strange'''''. It has come to my attention that there are two sorcerer supremes in this existence. I am here to resolve this embarrassment.

'''Boomstick''': So let's pit two of the best of them against each other in a battle to the death!\\

-->'''Doctor Fate''': Stephen Strange. It has come to my attention that there are two sorcerer supremes in this existence. I'm here to resolve this embarrassment.

--->-- ''Doctor Strange vs Doctor Fate''', pre-fight.

-->'''Leon''': "That's nice, spud... [[BadassBoast I've fought in them."]]

-->'''Leon''': "That's not a surprise; [[BadassBoast I've fought in them."]]

-->'''Leon''': "That's not surprising; [[BadassBoast I've ''fought'' in them."]]

-->'''Leon''': That's not surprising; [[BadassBoast "I've ''fought'' in them."]]
-->-- Partway through '''Leon vs Frank'''

-->'''Leon''': [[BadassBoast "I've ''fought'' in them."]]

-->'''Leon''': [[BadassBoast "I've 'fought' in them."]]