History Quotes / DeathBattle

'''Boomstick:''' And it's time for two of those Shonen heroes to throw down!
'''Wiz:''' Naruto Uzumaki, Ninja Prodigy of the Hidden Leaf.
'''Boomstick:''' and Ichigo Kurosaki, the enormously powerful Soul Reaper from Bleach.
-- ''Naruto Uzumaki vs. Ichigo Kurosaki'' introdution

-> Well, that world's fucked. Our bad!

-->--'''Boomsick''' after Metal Sonic kills Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily in Dr. Eggman vs Dr. Wily.

-->-- ''Smokey Bear vs [=McGruff=] the Crime Dog'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Like Justin Bieber, the young pop sensation, and Rebecca Black, the girl who took YouTube by storm.''

-->'''Ring Announcer''': ''"And... '''FIGHT!!!'''"''

-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.''

-->'''Boomstick''': Past, present, or future, one kind of fighter has stood the test of time: the swordsman.
-->'''Wiz''': And today's combatants are two of the most skilled warriors to ever wield a blade.
-->'''Boomstick''': Roronoa Zoro, the feared swordsman of the Straw Hat Pirates.
-->'''Wiz''': And Erza Scarlet, the battle mage of the Fairy Tail guild.

-->'''Wiz''': Fiction has a very fragile set of rules. Authors should be wary, as one small crack can be enough to smash the boundary and send their stories careening out of control.
-->'''Boomstick''': Are we really doing this?
-->'''Wiz''': We're really doing this.
-->'''Boomstick''': Well, here's Deadpool, Marvel's merc with a mouth.
-->'''Wiz''': And Pinkie Pie, Equestria's peppy party pony.

-->'''Wiz''': Sometimes, an archaeologist needs a bit more than a shovel and a brush, especially when their on the hunt for the most legendary of treasure.
-->'''Boomstick''': Yeah, if it were easy, everyone would be doing it. The best treasure hunters are the ones with the brawn to match their brain.
-->'''Wiz''': Like Lara Croft, the Tomb Raider.
-->'''Boomstick''': And Nathan Drake, seeker of the uncharted.

-->'''Wiz''': Some people adventure for wealth, for some people, the wealth is in the adventure.
-->'''Boomstick''': Either way, you'll be successful if you can bounce off your enemies.
-->'''Wiz''': Like Scrooge [=McDuck=], the wealthiest waterfowl to ever live.
-->'''Boomstick''': And Shovel Knight, a shining example of the code of shovelry.

-->'''Wiz''': Every champion of justice inspires others... whether they mean to or not.\\
'''Boomstick''': And sometimes that "inspiration" creates your worst nightmare.\\
'''Wiz''': Venom, the ultimate antithesis to Spider-Man.\\
'''Boomstick''': And Bane, the burly genius who broke the bat.

-->'''Wiz''': It's finally time for one of the biggest match-ups in Death Battle history.
-->'''Boomstick''': Yeah, the giant robot fight of all giant robot fights.
-->'''Wiz''': The Megazord, the heavy hitting mech commanded by five Power Rangers.
-->'''Boomstick''': And Voltron, the defender of the universe piloted by five paladins.
-->'''Wiz''': For this match-up there will be: No Dragonzord, no Galaxy Garrisons, no robot Brachiosaurus and no... mice.
-->'''Boomstick''': Just a good old 5v5 war of the giant robots.

--> '''Joker:''' ''Okay... let's, let's talk about this. Killing someone from inside a tin can? That's no fun! The cold of their skin... The blankness of their eyes... The reveal, of who they really are... So much better when you savor all the little emotions... right?

--> '''Hulk:''' ''You break buildings good... [[SuperMode BUT HULK BREAK WORLDS!''

-->'''Wiz''': Like Scrooge McDuck, the wealthiest waterfowl to ever live.

-->-- ''Scrooge McDuck Vs Shovel Knight'' introduction.

-->'''Wiz''': And Zerza Scarlet, the battle mage of the Fairy Tail guild.

--.-- ''Zoro Vs Erza'' introduction.

-->'''Boomstick''': ''Unless you're a giant rampaging pile of muscle. Like these two.''

-->'''Wiz''': ''Pure, unadulterated rage. Usually, in a stressful situation, you'd want to avoid this sort of emotion in order to just focus.''

-->'''Wiz''': ''Pure, unadulterated rage. Usually, in a stressful situation, you want to avoid this sort of emotion in order to just focus.''

-->'''Wiz''': Pure, unadulterated rage. Usually, in a stressful situation, you want to avoid this sort of emotion in order to just focus.
-->'''Boomstick''': Unless you're a giant rampaging pile of muscle. Like these two.
-->'''Wiz''': Doctor Bruce Banner, The Incredible Hulk.
-->'''Boomstick''': And Doomsday, the monster who killed Superman.

-->'''Boomstick''': ''Aw, you guessed it. Ken Masters, the street fighting family man.