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-->-- '''Boomstick''' discussing Link's arsenal and musing on his divorce.
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->So how did this thing come about?! 'Did a turtle get really drunk one night and then come across a tank and was like "Eh, I'll put my dick in that!" Then 9 months later the tank showed up at his door and was like "BOOM, this is yours." Then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and all the other turtles were like "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" So then they all started banging tanks?!

-->-- '''Boomstick''' discussing Link's arsenal and musing on his divorce.
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-> ''"Doubt it."''

->Boomstick: Yep. After absorbing a giant pterodactyl's soul... oookay... [Godzilla] gained the power to boost his breath to the red spiral ray...
->Wiz: ...an attack so deadly it only took a few blasts to obliterate the more powerful clone of himself, Space-Godzilla.
->Boomstick: WHAT, Space-Godzilla?!
->Wiz: Yes, Space-Godzilla is a thing, moving on.
->Boomstick: Ooh...
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-->'''Wiz''': ''Since its creation in the Stone Age, the bow and arrow forever revolutionized hunting and warfare.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''But these two archers have honed their bow skill to a degree of pure artistry.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Green Arrow, the Emerald Archer of Star City.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Hawkeye, purple-clad trick shooter of the Avengers.''
-->-- ''Green Arrow vs Hawkeye'' introduction
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-> ''"He somehow carries around a boomerang and tons of bombs, along with a hookshot which helps him zip line his way around and brings things to him. Man, that really would've helped to get that last beer all those times on the couch. Probably still be married."''

-->-- '''Boomstick''' discussing Link's arsenal and musing on his divorce.
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---->'''Wiz''': ''In 1942, author Issac Asmov introduced the three laws of rbooties to protect man from their cybernetic creations.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And thank God he didn't include anything against robit on robot violence. The world would just be way less fun.''

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---->'''Wiz''': -->'''Wiz''': ''In 1942, author Issac Asmov Asimov introduced the three laws of rbooties robotics to protect man from their cybernetic creations.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And thank God he didn't include anything against robit robot on robot violence. The world would just be way less fun.''



-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Astro Boy, The Atonic Wonder Child.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Astro Boy, The Atonic Atomic Wonder Child.''
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---->'''Wiz''': ''In 1942, author Issac Asmov introduced the three laws of rbooties to protect man from their cybernetic creations.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And thank God he didn't include anything against robit on robot violence. The world would just be way less fun.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Mega Man, The Blue Bomber,''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Astro Boy, The Atonic Wonder Child.''
-->-- ''Mega Man vs Astro Boy'' introduction
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-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And RoboCop, Detroit's cyborg defender.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And RoboCop, [=RoboCop=], Detroit's cyborg defender.''
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-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Dan Hibiki, the psychio Street Fighter.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Dan Hibiki, the psychio Saikyo Street Fighter.''
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-->'''Sonic''': ''Alright, chubby. Let's settle this!''
-->'''Mario''': ''Let's-a-go!''
-->-- '''Sonic''' and '''Mario''''s opening words to each other.

->''"You're too slow!"''

-->--'''Sonic''' to Mega Mario.

-> ''"Who dares challenge the mighty Starscream?"''

-->--'''Starscream'''

-->'''Starscream''': ''A pony? I'll crush you in an instant! Prepare to be annihilated.''
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': ''You talk a lot.''
-->-- '''Starscream''' and '''Rainbow Dash'''

->''"Well... I don't know. I mean, I know should love and tolerate, but..."''
-->-- '''Rainbow Dash''' when Starscream begs for mercy.

-->'''Wily''': ''Haha! Your minions are outmatched!''
-->'''Eggman''': ''No matter. Get a load of this!''
-->-- '''Wily''' and '''Eggman''' when Eggman's badniks are easily destroyed by Wily's robots.
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-->'''Wiz''': ''Ah, the glorious 80s, that awed era of big hair, keytars, and goofy muscular heroes of questionable sexual preference.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''He-Man, Master of the Universe...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats.''
-->-- ''He-Man VS Lion-O'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''The final boss, a nightmarish foe meant to test your skill to the fullest.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And sometimes they're just plain cheap, like Shao Kahn the Konqueror...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...Or Master Bison of Shadaloo.''
-->-- ''Shao Kahn VS M. Bison'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Ninjitsu, originally created by farmers to kill their oppressive samurai lords, the ninja has become one of the deadliest killers in history.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Ryu Hayabusa, the Ultimate Dragon Ninja...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Strider Hiryu, the high-tech mercenary.''
-->-- ''Ryu Hayabusa VS Strider Hiryu'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''When it comes to the tantalizing femme fatale, these two combatants are the pinnacle of beauty and brawn. Not to mention, well endowed''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Ivy from Soul Caliber...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Black -''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Black Orchid from Killer Instinct! Sorry, I'm excited!''
-->-- ''Ivy vs Orchid'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''In the depths of space, who knows what awaits mankind.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Probably some brain-sucking aliens who need an introduction to my fist.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''But what if the final frontier was a little more furry?''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Fox McCloud, captain of the Star Fox commandos...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Bucky O'Hare, Captain of a galactic-wide rebellion.''
-->-- ''Fox vs Bucky'' introduction

-->'''Boomstick''': ''Sci-Fi movies had taught me two very important things. One, I want my own lightsaber, and two, the future blows.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''It's unavoidable, the warrior of the next millennium is the machine, such as the Terminator, the time-traveling metal assassin...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And RoboCop, Detroit's cyborg defender.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''These mechanized combatants have fought before, but never in a no-holds-barred one-on-one duel to the death.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Or without brand restrictions.''
-->-- ''Terminator vs RoboCop'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''With the dragon slain and the princess rescued, the hero revels in gold, glory, and cake.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''But they couldn't have done it without a little help.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''The sidekick. The people's champion would be lost without his player two, such as Luigi, Mario's younger brother...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Tails the Fox, Sonic's deformed flying stalker.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Now, we have already proven that standard Mario and Sonic series power-ups perfectly counter each other. So to not waste time, we're giving these second strings only what is unique to them.''
-->-- ''Luigi vs Tails'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''For nearly two decades, people across the globe have struggled endlessly to make one crucial, exhausting, impossible choice.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander?''
-->'''Wiz''': ''It's finally time to learn if the one you chose was really the strongest.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And what better way than with their evolved forms. Venusaur, the pimpley plant monster, Blastoise, the bazooka turtle, and Charizard, the... dragon.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''For a fair assessment, we're examining maxed-out wild Pokémon. For those of you nerdy enough to care, this means no special EV training, no mega evolutions, and no tutor, bred, or otherwise unnaturally learned attacks. This way we'll avoid any and all player influence.''
-->-- ''Pokémon Battle Royale'' introduction

-->'''Boomstick''': ''Cyborgs are fucking badass.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''As someone with my own cybernetic arm that suffers constant glitches, I have to agree. Cyborgs are awesome.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Fulgore, the metal monster of Killer Instinct...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Sektor, the ninja cyborg from Mortal Kombat.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Totally should have been Cyrax.''
-->*Wiz's cyber arm punches him*
-->'''Boomstick''': ''What the hell!?''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Oh, sorry, [[BlatantLies arm's glitching up again]].''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''When you least expect it Wiz, when you least expect it.''
-->-- ''Fulgore vs Sektor'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Kaiju, the japanese word for-''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''A giant monster that destroys everything around it, like Godzilla, the King of the Monsters...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Gamera, the guardian of the universe. Despite being box-office rivals for half a century, these two enormous creatures have never met, until today.''
-->-- ''Godzilla vs Gamera'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved a peak of human capability, all in the name of justice. And sometimes vengeance.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Batman, the Dark Knight...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Captain America, the sentinel of liberty.''
-->-- ''Batman vs Captain America'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Evil, it has many faces. And sometimes, even a good-natured soul may become it's unknowing pawn.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Oh, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over giant fighting robots! Seriously, what's cooler than giant robots? Absolutely nothing.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''The White Tigerzord, the sixth thunderzord...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Epyon, the sixth Gundam.''
-->-- ''Tigerzord vs Gundam Epyon'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Two marquee warriors, arcade rivals since the 90s, now facing off for true superiority.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Ryu, the wandering world warrior...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Scorpion, the ninja from hell.''
-->-- ''Ryu vs Scorpion'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. But sometimes, it's just nothing but a slap in the face. Such as the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Deadpool, the merc with a mouth...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Deathstroke, the Terminator.''
-->-- ''Deadpool vs Deathstroke'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Imagine right now what does the apocalyptic destroyer of worlds look like.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Stop thinking, because you're wrong. It's these pudgy pink terrors. Kirby, Nintendo's floating puffball of never-ending cheer and dreams...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Majin Buu, the most vicious monster in the Dragon Ball universe.''
-->-- ''Kirby vs Majin Buu'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''No anime tough guy trope is complete unless he has outrageous spiky hair, a sword that's clearly compensating for something...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And belts. Lots and lots of belts.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Ragna, the Bloodedge...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Sol Badguy, the Flame of Corruption.''
-->-- ''Ragna vs Sol Badguy'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Throughout Death Battle, we've seen all manner of weapons and abilities. But these two combatants command the very earth around them.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Gaara of the Desert...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Toph Beifong, the Blind Bandit.''
-->-- ''Gaara vs Toph'' introduction

-->'''Boomstick''': ''Bounty hunting. One of the most respected and fun jobs in the world.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''I don't know about respected, but certainly a daring profession only for the strong and bold.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy...''
-->'''Wix''': ''...And Samus Aran, a hunter so determined she'll sacrifice a planet to reach her goal.''
-->-- ''Boba Fett vs Samus Remastered'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Tall tales of superhuman feats have existed for as long as man has been telling stories. And today, we pit the greatest of these legends in a clash of east meets west.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Chuck Norris. No real introduction needed.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Segata Sanshiro, defender of the Sega Saturn, of all things.''
-->-- ''Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''For untold decades, scientists have searched for a legitimate method of measuring a person's level of badassness, completely missing the obvious answer.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Just check out the size of his sword, like Guts, the brutal black swordsman from Berserk...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Nightmare, the demonic scourge from Soul Caliber.''
-->-- ''Guts vs Nightmare'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Technology. It improves our lives, lets you watch cool shows on the internet, and sometimes it can help you to rival gods.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like with Iron Man, the Armored Avenger...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Lex Luthor, arch nemesis of Superman.''
-->-- ''Iron Man vs Lex Luthor'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Some of the greatest heroes of all are shunned by the very people they continue to protect.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Basically the worst deal ever.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Like Beast, the blue genius of the X-Men...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Goliath, the gargoyle who gives new meaning to the phrase, "tough as stone".''
-->-- ''Beast vs Goliath'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''They are the government's best kept secrets. Masters of stealth trained to kill in a hundred different ways from the shadows or face to face.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Solid Snake, the legendary soldier of Metal Gear...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell's ultimate predator.''
-->-- ''Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''These two masters of evil are experts at bending others to their will. But beneath the mask lies the scars of their past, literally.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Darth Vader, dark lord of the Sith...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Doctor Doom, sovereign ruler of Latveria.''
-->-- ''Darth Vader vs Doctor Doom'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Goku.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Superman.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Titans of power, champions of unimaginable might...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...Endlessly requested to fight each other, [[HereWeGoAgain again]].''
-->-- ''Goku vs Superman 2'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Guardians of treasure, champions of justice...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And proof that if you've got enough brute strength, you don't need to be smart to kick some serious ass.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Donkey Kong, defender of the world's largest banana horde...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Knuckles the Echidna, guardian of the all powerful Master Emerald.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''We have already established that standard Mario and Sonic related power-ups counter each other. For example, DK's Strong Kong could counter Hyper Knuckles. So, for this fight, we'll be sticking to the bare essentials.''
-->-- ''Donkey Kong vs Knuckles'' introduction

-->'''Boomstick''': ''Long range weaponry are effective tools of destruction. But there's just something special about killing up close and personal with a blade. Like Wolverine, the vicious anti-hero of the X-Men...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Raiden, the deadly cyborg ninja from Metal Gear.''
-->-- ''Wolverine vs Raiden'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': (quoting Bruce Lee)''"A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come."''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''But some fighters are dumb enough to ignore the legendary Bruce Lee's words. Like Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Dan Hibiki, the psychio Street Fighter.''
-->-- ''Hercule Satan vs Dan Hibiki'' introduction

-->'''Boomstick''': ''Punching, the most useful language in the world when words fail. And these two lovely ladies are fluent in it.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Yang Xiao Long, the adventurous huntress from RWBY...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Tifa Lockhart, the Final Fantasy heavy hitter with enormous... power.''
-->-- ''Yang vs Tifa'' introduction
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-->'''Boomstick''': ''Oh, but Boomstick, they have summons and their cool and fairies and their- Shut up! It's our show and this is the way we do it.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''Oh, ''"Oh, but Boomstick, they have summons and their cool and fairies and their- their-" Shut up! It's our show and this is the way we do it.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Akuma, the ultimate badass of martial arts.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Shang Tsung, the sorceress vanguard of doom.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Akuma, the ultimate badass of martial arts.arts...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And ''...And Shang Tsung, the sorceress vanguard of doom.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Every video game has its share of basic and less common enemies, and you can't get anymore common than these two.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.fangs...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And ''...And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Every video game has its share of basic and less basic, endless, common enemies, and you can't get anymore any more common than these two.''



-->'''Boomstick''': ''Haggar, the mayor elect of Whoop ass.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''Haggar, the mayor elect of Whoop ass.Whoopass...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And ''...And Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''But the fight isn't over yet. Leonardo must face his most powerful imitator, Zitz, the leader of the mighty Battletoads.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''But the fight isn't over yet. Leonardo must now face his most powerful imitator, Zitz, the leader of the mighty Battletoads.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a Killer Instinct.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed.steed...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And ''...And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a Killer Instinct.''



-->'''Boomstick''': ''Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady.lady...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And ''...And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''Of all the warriors who have entered this arena, none can compete with these two titans of death. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta who single-handedly annihilated Olympus.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Spawn, who managed to dethrone both Satan and God.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''Of all the warriors who have entered this arena, none can compete with these two titans of death. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta who single-handedly annihilated Olympus.Olympus...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And ''...And Spawn, who managed to dethrone both Satan and God.''



-->'''Boomstick''': ''White Bomber, the Bomberman.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''White Bomber, the Bomberman.Bomberman...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And ''...And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans and rival to Goku''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form and rival to Sonic.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans and rival to Goku''
Goku...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And ''...And Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form and rival to Sonic.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''Mario, the whimsical Italian plumber.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Sonic, the hyperactive hedgehog.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''Mario, the whimsical Italian plumber.plumber...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And ''...And Sonic, the hyperactive hedgehog.''



-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Luke Skywalker, Legacy of the Jedi.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Harry Potter, the Boy who lived.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Luke Skywalker, Legacy of the Jedi.Jedi...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And ''...And Harry Potter, the Boy who lived.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''Television has been used to market toys to boys and girls for generations, ranging from G.I. Joe and Barbie to Transformers and My Little Pony.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''Television has been used to market toys to boys and girls for generations, ranging from G.I. Joe and to Barbie to and Transformers and to My Little Pony.''



-->'''Boomstick''': ''Alright, well, Starscream from the first generation Decepticons.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Rainbow Dash of the G4 Pegasus Ponies.''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''Alright, well, Starscream from the first generation Decepticons.Decepticons...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And ''...And Rainbow Dash of the G4 Pegasus Ponies.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''When the aliens invade a thousand years from now and our hyper-advanced technology isn't enough, our last hope will inevitably be placed in the hands of the lone space marines.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like the super soldier, Master Chief.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Doomguy , the Bane of Hell itself.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''When the aliens invade a thousand years from now and our hyper-advanced technology isn't enough, our last hope will inevitably be placed in the hands of the lone space marines.marine.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like ''...Like the super soldier, Master Chief.Chief...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And ''...And Doomguy , the Bane of Hell itself.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''Dr. Ivo Robotnik, aka the Eggman.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Dr. Albert Wily, aka Einstein without rogaine.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''Dr. Ivo Robotnik, aka the Eggman.Eggman...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And ''...And Dr. Albert Wily, aka Einstein without rogaine.''


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-->'''Wiz''': ''Today, we're pitting two of the most worthless damsels in distress against each other''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''If they're not getting kidnapped, they're always nagging at you to do stuff.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Princess Zelda from the realm of Hyrule...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.''
-->-- ''Zelda vs Peach'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''The gods of thunder may endure eternal rule, but in the ring together they are anything but immortal.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''The Mighty Thor, prince of Asgard...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Lord Raiden, defender of Earthrealm.''
-->-- ''Thor vs Raiden'' introduction

-->'''Boomstick''': ''They're two of the most iconic swordsman in video game history, known for takin' on things way out of their league.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Link, the Champion of Hyrule...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Cloud Strife, Guardian of the Life Stream, and orphans.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Since both combatants use such vast player-customizable arsenals, in this scenario, they will weird what they are most comfortable taking into battle''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''These are the weapons they choose to take into their fighting games, however since standard skills, weapon traits, and armor aren't specified in [[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Dissidia]] and [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash]], we're taking those from their whole story.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And remember in Death Battle, there is no outside help allowed.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Oh, but Boomstick, they have summons and their cool and fairies and their- Shut up! It's our show and this is the way we do it.''
-->-- ''Link vs Cloud'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''They're the guardians of the night, the superhuman saviors of the lone and helpless.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Bruce Wayne, the Batman...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''...And Peter Parker, the Spiderman.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''It's no secret that given time for prep, both Batman and Spiderman can pretty much defeat any opponent.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Which is why we're pitting them against each other with only their standard equipment, gladiator style.''
-->-- ''Batman vs Spiderman'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''When you think of an electric charged combatant, these two always come to mind. Pikachu, Ash's first Pokémon...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Blanka, the man beast from Brazil.''
-->-- ''Pikachu vs Blanka'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Born to dying races and sent to brave new worlds, these two alien saviors are legendary.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And everybody wants to know who would kick whose ass in a fight. And I mean everyone.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Goku, the tenacious Super Sayan...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...And Superman, the Man of Steel''
-->'''Wiz''': ''To ensure no questions are left unanswered, we will be acknowledging every official resource for both combatants. Though the original writings hold precedence, no mistranslations allowed. Also as he was retconned and rebuilt in 1986, we will be examining the modern Superman.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Considering Supes's pre-86 can make up new superpowers on the fly and destroy entire solar systems by sneezing, probably a good idea.''
-->-- ''Goku vs Superman'' introduction

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-->-- ''Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black'' introduction



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-->-- ''Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''When it comes to fighting, combatants come in all shapes and sizes.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And I'm liking the shapes and sizes on these two.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Chun-Li, the strongest woman in the world.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Mai Shiranui, the queen of fighters''
-->-- ''Chun-Li VS Mai Shiranui'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Television has been used to market toys to boys and girls for generations, ranging from G.I. Joe and Barbie to Transformers and My Little Pony.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Are we really doing this?''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Yes. Yes we are.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Alright, well, Starscream from the first generation Decepticons.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Rainbow Dash of the G4 Pegasus Ponies.''
-->-- ''Starscream vs Rainbow Dash'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''When the aliens invade a thousand years from now and our hyper-advanced technology isn't enough, our last hope will inevitably be placed in the hands of the lone space marines.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like the super soldier, Master Chief.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Doomguy , the Bane of Hell itself.''
-->-- ''Master Chief vs Doomguy'' introduction

-->'''Boomstick''': ''It's no secret that scientists are, well, crazy as hell. But these two take it way too far!''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Dr. Ivo Robotnik, aka the Eggman.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Dr. Albert Wily, aka Einstein without rogaine.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''In this scenario, both Doctors will be leading their mechanized armies to see who is the deadliest robot commander.''
-->-- ''Eggman vs Wily'' introduction
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-->'''Wiz''': ''Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed...''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed...steed.''



-->'''Wiz''': ''Of all the warriors who have entered this arena, none can compete with these two titans of death. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta who single-handedly annihilated Olympus...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...and Spawn, who managed to dethrone both Satan and God.''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''Of all the warriors who have entered this arena, none can compete with these two titans of death. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta who single-handedly annihilated Olympus...Olympus.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...and ''And Spawn, who managed to dethrone both Satan and God.''



-->'''Boomstick''': ''White Bomber, the Bomberman...''

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''White Bomber, the Bomberman...Bomberman.''



-->-- ''Bomberman VS Dig Dug''

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-->-- ''Bomberman VS Dig Dug''
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-->'''Wiz''': ''Antiheroes. Walking a mysterious gray line between good and evil.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''They do what they want, however they want, when they want it.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans and rival to Goku''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form and rival to Sonic.''
-->-- ''Vegeta VS Shadow'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Their rivalry is legendary and their fame unmatched. After battling for over two decades, this epic duel will finally meet a decisive end.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''I've been waiting for this forever!''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Mario, the whimsical Italian plumber.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Sonic, the hyperactive hedgehog.''
-->-- ''Mario Vs Sonic'' Introduction

-->'''Boomstick''': ''You know what I hate more than stupid tween pop stars? Absolutely goddamn nothing!''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Like Justin Bieber, the young pop sensation, and Rebecca Black, the girl who took YouTube by storm.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''I hate 'em even more than my blood-sucking ex-wife!''

-->'''Wiz''': ''Every generation has idolized a Sci-Fi hero.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Luke Skywalker, Legacy of the Jedi.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Harry Potter, the Boy who lived.''



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-->'''Yang''': ''"Hello~, no need to panic, people, just looking for someone. [[CallBack I will take a Strawberry Sunrise, though. No ice. Thanks.]]''"\\
'''Tifa''': ''"Sorry, miss. [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I think you'd better turn yourself around and look elsewhere.]]"''\\
'''Yang''': ''"...so...does this mean no Sunrise...?"''
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-->'''Wiz'': ''It literally is Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats.''

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->''"Pathetic. Before you die, let me show you a True Ultimate Life Form!"''

-->--'''Vegeta''', to Shadow before transforming into a Super Saiyan.

->''"Tell me hedgehog, does a lab rat like you experience fear?"''

-->--'''Vegeta''', in his Super Saiyan form.

->''"You have... no idea... who you're dealing with!"''

-->--'''Shadow''', before transforming into Super Shadow

-->'''Shadow''': ''Behold the true power I possess!''
-->'''Vegeta''': ''Wow... what a ripoff.''
-->-- '''Vegeta''''s reaction to Super Shadow.

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-->'''Boomstick''': ''Last time on Death Battle, the Ninja Turtles battled to find the deadliest of the team, and good old Leo used cunning strategy and swordplay to come out on top.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''But the fight isn't over yet. Leonardo must face his most powerful imitator, Zitz, the leader of the mighty Battletoads.''
-->-- ''Zitz VS Leonardo'' introduction

-->'''Boomstick''': ''Who doesn't like dinosaurs? No one, cause they're awesome?''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a Killer Instinct.''
-->-- ''Yoshi VS Riptor'' introduction.

-->'''Boomstick''': ''Catfight!''
-->'''Wiz'': ''It literally is Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.''
-->-- ''Felicia vs Taokaka introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Of all the warriors who have entered this arena, none can compete with these two titans of death. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta who single-handedly annihilated Olympus...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...and Spawn, who managed to dethrone both Satan and God.''
-->-- ''Kratos VS Spawn'' introduction.

-->'''Wiz''': ''Today, two experts of destruction and masters of terrain will fight to the bitter end.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''White Bomber, the Bomberman...''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.''
-->-- ''Bomberman VS Dig Dug''

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-->'''Wiz''': ''The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Every video game has its share of basic and less common enemies, and you can't get anymore common than these two.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''But which is the best of the worst?''
-->-- ''Goomba VS Koopa'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Capcom has produced hundreds of deadly warriors, but few can best these two hulking leviathans.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Haggar, the mayor elect of Whoop ass.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''These two wrestlers have never met in person but their rivalry is legendary and it's about time they duked it out!''
-->-- ''Haggar VS Zangief'' introduction

-->'''Wiz''': ''Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were grown from ooze and raised by a warrior rat in the sewers of New York to be the world's most fearsome fighting team.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Lots of superheroes have some weird origin stories but this one is plain ridiculous!''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Their greatest advantage in battle is their family bond and teamwork. But, on their own, which Turtle is deadliest?''
-->-- ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Battle Royale'' introduction.

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-->-- ''Rogue VS Wonder Woman'' introduction.

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-->-- ''Rogue VS Wonder Woman'' introduction.introduction.
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->''"You're mine."''

-->-- '''Samus''' [[spoiler: before she blows off Boba Fett's head.]]



->''"I walk a path with no end."''

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->''"Nya ha! Nya ha! Nya ha! Nyaow I'm bored."''

-->-- '''Taokaka''' after [[spoiler: chopping Felicia in half.]]

->''"You're pissing me off."''

-->-- '''Spawn''' after getting tackled by Kratos.

-->'''Shadow''': ''There you are! I knew I sensed an extraordinary power around here.''
-->'''Vegeta''': ''Well that certainly sounds like me. Um... who, and what, are you?''
-->'''Shadow''': ''I am Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form!''
-->'''Vegeta''': '' Ultimate Life Form? A weird looking rat, is an Ultimate Llfe Form? HAHAHAHA! That's a laugh. Word of advice, freak: you're little on the short side if you're trying to be threatening.''
-->'''Shadow''': ''Funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.''
-->'''Vegeta''': ''...You've just sealed your fate, fool.''
-->-- Intro dialogue in ''Vegeta VS Shadow''


->''"I walk a path with no end."''"'
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->'''Boomstick''': ''Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.''

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-->-- '''Ryu''', after [[spoiler: vaporizing Scorpion's skin off with a Shinku Hadoken. It doesn't work.]]

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-->-- '''Ryu''', after [[spoiler: vaporizing Scorpion's skin off with a Shinku Hadoken. It doesn't work.]]]]

-->'''Wiz''': ''The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''They blow shit up for cash.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. Boom!''
-->-- ''Boba Fett vs Samus Aran'' introduction.

-->'''Wiz''': ''Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat. Kings of the fighting genre. And every good fighter needs awesome villains.''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''Like Akuma, the ultimate badass of martial arts.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''And Shang Tsung, the sorceress vanguard of doom.''
-->-- ''Akuma VS Shang Tsung'' introduction.

-->'''Wiz''': ''Super-heroines. Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.''
->''''Boomstick''': ''Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.''
-->'''Wiz''': ''Like Anna Marie, the Rogue...''
-->'''Boomstick''': ''...and Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.''
-->-- ''Rogue VS Wonder Woman'' introduction.
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-->-- '''Boomstick''', before the Death Battle starts

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->''"Good night, Sugar!"''

-->-- [[spoiler:'''Rogue''']], after giving [[spoiler:Wonder Woman]] a kiss of death.

->''"I walk a path with no end."''
-->-- '''Ryu''', after [[spoiler: vaporizing Scorpion's skin off with a Shinku Hadoken. It doesn't work.]]
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->''"I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle."''

-->-- '''Wizard''', introducing Death Battle

-> ''"It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!"''

-->-- '''Boomstick''', before the Death Battle starts

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