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->'''Deadpool:''' Peter! Hey! I was just running around my game and I noticed that some shit was fucked up! What's up with that?\\
'''Peter Della Penna:''' I warned you about the budget, Deadpool! You literally blew all the money!\\
'''Deadpool:''' Wait, budget? What the hell, man?\\
'''Peter:''' Yes. You do realise all games have budgets?\\
'''Deadpool:''' Peter, sweet-heart, bubala. Let me remind you that my website got 15 ''million'' hits the weekend we announced!\\
'''Deadpool:''' ''[cut to Deadpool sitting at a computer]'' One million one, one million two...
-->-- ''Deadpool''

->'''Deadpool''': Hmmm...how much C4 is this gonna take?\\
'''Inner voice 1''': No more than 20 ounces.\\
'''Inner voice 2''': What?! I hate the metric system! How much in ''American''?!\\
'''Inner voice 1''': Well let's see, uh...carry the seven...\\
'''Deadpool''': Dude, fuck math! Just use all of it!
-->-- ''Deadpool''

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