Quotes / Deadpool (2013)

Deadpool: Peter! Hey! I was just running around my game and I noticed that some shit was fucked up! What's up with that?
Peter Della Penna: I warned you about the budget, Deadpool! You literally blew all the money!
Deadpool: Wait, budget? What the hell, man?
Peter: Yes. You do realise all games have budgets?
Deadpool: Peter, sweet-heart, bubala. Let me remind you that my website got 15 million hits the weekend we announced!
Deadpool: [cut to Deadpool sitting at a computer] One million one, one million two...

— Deadpool

Deadpool: Hmmm...how much C4 is this gonna take?
Inner voice 1: No more than 20 ounces.
Inner voice 2: What?! I hate the metric system! How much in American?!
Inner voice 1: Well let's see, uh...carry the seven...
Deadpool: Dude, fuck math! Just use all of it!

— Deadpool