History Quotes / CurbStompBattle

'''Custodian-General''': ''([[FunWithSubtitles (hurts inside noise)]]'' I'm so confused....\\

->''"Yeah, this is obviously Chun-Li's game. [[TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny A mall cop vs. an Interpol officer]]. Unless they are fighting in a some kind of Chinese mall with [[SweetTooth lots of sweets or sugary food]] and Chun-Li [[TookALevelInDumbass loses 50 I.Q. before the match]], she'll most likely a guaranteed winner."''

->'''Loki:''' ''Enough!'' You are all of you beneath me. [[AGodAmI I am a god]], you dull creature. I will not be bullied by--\\

'''[[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]]:''' Puny god.

-->--'''Perfect Cell''', after completely crushing Vegeta's body and [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech spirit]], ''WebAnimation/DragonballZAbridged''

->'''Vegeta:''' You have been ignoring your king!
->'''Broly:''' [[AGodAmI What is a king to a god?]]
->'''Vegeta:''' And what is a god to a non-believer!
->[''Broly smashes Vegeta into a building'']
->'''Broly:''' Do you believe now?
->'''Vegeta:''' [''weakly''] ...uh huh.
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan Abridged]]''

->''"Sorry, I saw an opening that just seemed to scream out "attack." So, I did. Ha!"''
-->-- '''Goku''' after one-shotting Recoome, ''Anime/DragonBallZ''

-->-- WebSite/YouTube viewer on [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tP8_onP0Js "Aizen vs. Everyone"], ''Manga/Bleach''

->''"I tried to upload this to Pornhub but they rejected me and said that they do not take rape videos. Omfg this was just an onslaught, holy shit."''
-->-- ''Website/Youtube viewer on "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tP8_onP0Js Aizen vs. Everyone], ''Manga/Bleach''

-->-- ''Fanfic/TheRWBYLoops'', [[BigBad Cinder Fall]] [[HopelessBossFight tries to attack]] Franchise/{{Naruto}} [[InvincibleHero Uzumaki]].

-->-- ''Fanfic/TheRWBYLoops'', [[BigBad Cinder Fall]] [{HopelessBossFight tries to attack]] Franchise/{{Naruto}} [[TimeAbyss Uzumaki]].

-->-- ''Fanfic/TheRWBYLoops'', [[BigBad Cinder Fall]] has a run-in with Franchise/{{Naruto}} [[TimeAbyss Uzumaki]].

-->-- ''Fanfic/TheRWBYInfiniteLoops'', [[BigBad Cinder Fall]] has a run-in with Franchise/{{Naruto}} [[TimeAbyss Uzumaki]].

-->-- A [[TearJerker teary-eyed]] '''Hercule''' reading to [[BigBad Majin Buu]], who thinks it's hilarious, ''Anime/DragonBallZ''

->''"[[ThisMeansWar You declare war on the]] [[spoiler:Cyber Collective?]]"''

->''"[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Who]] [[TranquilFury killed]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Maes]] [[KillItWithFire Hughes?]]"''
-->-- '''Roy Mustang''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->''"We're talking about [[FourIsDeath four]] [[SuperPrototype machines]]. You can't call this mess a "war;" this is a "one-sided butt-kicking fiasco."''

-->-- '''Soundwave''' after [[BigBad Megatron]] (who is about to become [[MidSeasonUpgrade Galvatron]]) loses a fight with [[TheBigGuy Metro]][[OurGiantsAreBigger plex]], ''Anime/TransformersCybertron''

'''[[ComicBook/RobinSeries Tim Drake]]:''' You lost the second I started '''trying.'''

-->-- '''Roman Torchwick''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', after his goons get trashed.

->''[Broly smashes Vegeta into a building]''

->'''Vegeta:''' '''weakly]'' ...uh huh.

Oh, he's pushing his way through, he's trying to fight that car, but the car seems to have the upper hand... Oh! He's got a little bit of push back there... Oh no, he just got ran over and chewed up by the tyres. I guess that's another one for the cars. ''[[{{Corpsing}} [laughs']]'' I mean, wouldn't the cars always win?"''

->I thought a fly landed on me. But it was just your punch.

->Sorry, I saw an opening that just seemed to scream out "attack." So, I did. Ha!

->Welcome to the end of your life... [[SociopathicHero and I promise, it's going to hurt.]]

->And as he looked over the smoldering battlefield, Sergeant Madeski knew he had done wrong. The men he had led so bravely into battle were dead. They had placed their trust in him, and he had taught them only one thing; how to die quickly.

->''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Who]] [[TranquilFury killed]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Maes]] [[KillItWithFire Hughes?]]''

->[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech How does it feel to have your life slowly ground away by one-sided violence]]?

->We're talking about [[FourIsDeath four]] [[SuperPrototype machines]]. You can't call this mess a "war;" this is a "one-sided butt-kicking fiasco."

->So, this is how our fight turned out: the part of the mission where we lured them away went really well, but then... well... you see... then it was over in two seconds. One second each.

->He's trippin' 'cause he got served.

->[[CaptainsLog Punisher War Journal]]: NNNNNNNNNNNNGH

->The [[RapePillageAndBurn pirate raid]] on Mindoir came to a halt over the next twenty minutes. It was not a slow, grinding halt brought about by attrition, or a sporadic, jerking halt brought about by infighting, or even the panicked, terrified halt brought about by Alliance reinforcements.\\
It was the halt that came when a toy race car slammed headlong into a mack truck.

->Oh yes, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or your body?

->You're not talking about getting [[{{Heaven}} home]] anymore, you are talking about fucking ''war on God!'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Well fuck that!]] I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the Throne!

->This is embarrassing. Please, stay down.

->This isn't a war. It never was a war, any more than there's war between man and ants.
-->-- The Artilleryman, ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds''

->Beyond a certain point, there was simply nothing you could do; there was no brilliant plan you could draw up or cunning stratagem you could employ that would not seem laughably simple and unsophisticated to a profoundly more developed enemy.

->'''Brightling:''' "What happened out there?'
->'''Henriksen:''' ''"We got slaughtered like fucking sheep!"''
-->--''Literature/RainbowSix''

->"[[ThisMeansWar You declare war on the]] [[spoiler:Cyber Collective?]]"
->"This is not war. It is PEST CONTROL!"

->Faced off once more in the center of the ring\\

[[ComicallyMissingThePoint And that was the night I fought Rocky!]]

->When a fight is just plain wrong!\\

It's a SLAUGHTER, not a fight!

->It's not a fight; it's a massacre!

->FRAUD DETECTED

->Well... there's no doubt about the outcome and that's been the case for a ''long'' time now.

->[[MookHorrorShow Shepard's tearing us apart!]]

->Two million dead in the first day, another seven million by the end of the first week, every defense annihilated, all our forces on the run. Regrouping... Somewhere... Reports are coming in from other major cities. It's a well-coordinated attack, and so far it's been damned effective.

->It'll be the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Seven Hour War]] all over again, except this time we won't last seven ''minutes!''

->Pain.

->That wasn't a battle, that was assisted suicide.

->It's a blowout!

->{{Flawless|Victory}} [[InvertedTrope defeat]]! You didn't kill ''any'' of them!

->gg ez[[note]]"good game, easy"[[/note]]

->It shoots fire from its mouth and bleeds acidic lava! Run for your pathetic lives!\\

It has exposed its fleshy underbelly to me in the form of its digestive tract!

->He wants to taste the curb! He wants to taste the fucking curb!

->It's been ten years since anyone spoke of my fights because [[BadassBoast no one has walked away from them in that time]].

->I trained and struggled my whole adult life for this battle, and that sad sack of bones went down faster than a kobold with a lung infection.

->It's hard to make a guy with a spiked ball and chain versus the unarmed people look good, but in lucha, the luchadores could turn up to the final scene in a tank and it wouldn't be any more one-sided.

->Dracula, Belmont just took down Werewolf! [...] Uh, [[HornyDevils Succubus]] is gone too. [...] Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him d- ohp, wait, nope, nope, Belmont's got me in a headlock, ohp, nope, nope, he's using the holy [[WhipItGood whippin']], and uhm, um, sucks up snuff I'm dead.

->Yeah, this is obviously Chun-Li's game. [[TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny A mall cop vs. an Interpol officer]]. Unless they are fighting in a some kind of Chinese mall with [[SweetTooth lots of sweets or sugary food]] and Chun-Li [[TookALevelInDumbass loses 50 I.Q. before the match]], she'll most likely a guaranteed winner.

->YOU ANIMALS!! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!

->Come on, that was ''not'' a boss fight, not by ''any'' stretch of the imagination - ''he walked into my fist.''

->Whaaaa?...I killed him from just pulling out my sword! I wasn't even trying to hit you!

->YOU GET THE COUNT VLAD TEPES AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE: In the field of posting elaborate tortures, uncivilised acts against humanity, and not knowing the meaning of the words "Cruel and Unusual."

(''Jotaro spots Forever running around on the freighter'')\\

(''Star Platinum pummels Forever senseless'')\\

(''Forever passes out and the freighter begins to rumble'')

->that wasnt a fight scene, that was just ownage

->Well, [[{{Mooks}} you]] were [[DeadpanSnarker worth every cent. Truly you were.]]
-->--'''Roman Torchwick''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', after his goons get trashed.

->''(Broly smashes Vegeta into a building)''

->'''Vegeta:''' ''(weakly)'' ...uh huh.
-->--''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan Abridged]]''

->''MAN VS CAR!'' The newest hit show where it pits [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a man versus a car.]] On tonight's episode, Michael Jenkins fights... a regular, old car. Here we go.\\
Oh, he's pushing his way through, he's trying to fight that car, but the car seems to have the upper hand... Oh! He's got a little bit of push back there... Oh no, he just got ran over and chewed up by the tyres. I guess that's another one for the cars. [[{{Corpsing}} *laughs*]] I mean, wouldn't the cars always win?

->He's trippin' because he got served.
-->-- '''Soundwave''' after [[BigBad Megatron]] loses a fight with [[TheBigGuy Metro]][[OurGiantsAreBigger plex]], ''Anime/TransformersCybertron''