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* Before Doran leaves:

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* Veth towards Essek, after the later came clean:
-> '''Veth:''' You are a broken person who had ill intentions, and wandered aimlessly into a path you had no idea how to complete, and yet somehow along the way you found a heart. You sound like all of us. Welcome to the Mighty Nein.

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* As they lead a disguised Essek away to be interrogated:
-->'''Yasha:''' It's like I said. Never trust floaty hot boys.
* Caleb emphatizes with Essek, and imparts and old friend's lessons:
-->'''Caleb:''' These people changed me. These people can change you. You were not ''born'' with venom in your veins. You learned it. You ''learned'' it. You have a rare opportunity here, Thelyss. One chance to save yourself. And we are offering it. And I am... ''pleading'' with you to find your better self. He is ''still there.''\\
'''Essek:''' ...there is no path to redemption for me. If... If what has been done comes to light... If what you are seemingly looking to correct is known... Then I am a dead man.\\
'''Caleb:''' ''(leans in and kisses Essek on the forehead)'' Maybe you and I are both damned. But we can choose to ''do something'', and leave it better than it was before.
* Veth towards Essek, after the later latter came clean:
-> --> '''Veth:''' You are a broken person who had ill intentions, and wandered aimlessly into a path you had no idea how to complete, and yet somehow along the way you found a heart. You sound like all of us. Welcome to the Mighty Nein.


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* Scanlan had been using the name "Burt Reynolds" as an alias several times during this adventure, including when the party tried to negotiate with a dragon. Later, during combat, the dragon attempts to fly away. Scanlan uses a Grasping Hand spell to pin the dragon's wings to it's body, cutting off the escape:

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* Scanlan had been using the name "Burt Reynolds" as an alias several times during this adventure, including when the party tried to negotiate with a dragon. Later, during combat, the dragon attempts to fly away. Scanlan uses a Grasping Hand spell to pin the dragon's wings to it's its body, cutting off the escape:
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* Scanlon had been using the name "Burt Reynolds" as an alias several times during this adventure, including when the party tried to negotiate with a dragon. Later, during combat, the dragon attempts to fly away. Scanlon uses a Grasping Hand spell to pin the dragon's wings to it's body, cutting off the escape:
-->'''Scanlon:''' You will leave... when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave!

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* Scanlon Scanlan had been using the name "Burt Reynolds" as an alias several times during this adventure, including when the party tried to negotiate with a dragon. Later, during combat, the dragon attempts to fly away. Scanlon Scanlan uses a Grasping Hand spell to pin the dragon's wings to it's body, cutting off the escape:
-->'''Scanlon:''' -->'''Scanlan:''' You will leave... when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave!
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--> '''Caleb:''' "You know for the longest time, I though this would be impossible. And I still dream about it - of taking your life. But death is to good for you. You are to be exposed, humbled and brought low. Settle into that idea."

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--> '''Caleb:''' "You know for the longest time, I though this would be impossible. And I still dream about it - of taking your life. But death is to too good for you. You are to be exposed, humbled and brought low. Settle into that idea."
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* Before Doran leaves:
-->'''Dorian:''' I've always felt my entire life, always! - like I was on the outside looking in. And you, you have all made me feel like I'm part of something bigger, and I will be forever grateful for that. Thank you.
-->'''Ashton:''' To Dorian - *rises tankard* - who's leaving us for his stupid brother. What the fuck is up with that?
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* Orym feeling sorry for what happened in Whitestone:
-->'''Orym:''' I'm - I' m so sorry.
-->'''Laudna:''' *sighs and shrugs* It was a long time ago.
-->'''Orym:''' Respectfully - so fucking what?
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* Laudna, after Orym remarked that she's the happiest of the group:
-->'''Orym:''' You know what's interesting about you?
-->'''Laudna:''' I hope a great deal of many things!
-->'''Orym:''' Well there's the obvious - but you are the happiest person in this bunch.
-->'''Laudna:''' Of course. The worst thing that's ever happened to me has already happened.
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-->'''Sam:''' [I cast] [[UpToEleven Seventh-level]] Counterspell against him.

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-->'''Sam:''' [I cast] [[UpToEleven Seventh-level]] Seventh-level Counterspell against him.
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[[folder:Episode 17: Heart-to-Heartmoor]]
* Laudna and Orym have a conversation, where Laudna drops a WhamLine about her backstory.
-->'''Laudna:''' My parents thought that getting an invitation to the palace, to the castle, to meet the Lord and Lady Briarwood was a great boon. We were promised a wonderful feast and an amazing party. We were told we were going to be serving a greater purpose for Whitestone. [...] I remember being tossed clothes to wear, told to change. We'd be served a wonderful dinner, which we were. It was actually quite fantastic. It was like filet, a little surf and turf, had some lobsters. And then... That was it. They dragged me away, separated me from my parents. I was brutally beaten and then... It's a little fuzzy after that. But next thing I remember was waking up, being hung from a tree. It was the Sun Tree, actually. It was quite a spectacle.
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-->'''Matt:''' I would like to welcome you to Marquet. The year is 843 PD, or Post-Divergence. A landmass once marred by a vengeful god during the Calamity, the staggeringly twisted mountain ranges created in its wake divided the regions that have now developed into a varied and beautiful continent. The epicenter of this ancient destruction created the Rumadon Desert, a vast expanse of sand dunes and rocky landmarks that encompasses nearly a third of Marquet, dotted with oasis townships surrounding the central city of Ank'harel, known as "The Jewel of Hope". Here, the long-living ruler Jaman'sa Ord and their Hands of Ord keep the peace and prosperity of their people protected. Beyond the Rumadon Desert, and its sister desert the Pentigrim Sands to the south, lies the gloomed jungles of Eye'ashanador, a shaded territory of treacherous wilderness, in careful guard by the historically orcish Erudite Society of Eos. Here, many skilled dreams seek the Maruqesian peak of collegiate study and social influence, within the political powerhouse of its ruling council, the Court of the Lamate Path.

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-->'''Matt:''' I would like to welcome you to Marquet. The year is 843 PD, P.D., or Post-Divergence.Post Divergence. A landmass once marred by a vengeful god during the Calamity, the staggeringly twisted mountain ranges created in its wake divided the regions that have now developed into a varied and beautiful continent. The epicenter of this ancient destruction created the Rumadon Rumedam Desert, a vast expanse of sand dunes and rocky landmarks that encompasses nearly a third of Marquet, dotted Marquet. Dotted with oasis townships surrounding the central city of Ank'harel, Ank'Harel, known as "The the Jewel of Hope". Hope. Here, the long-living ruler Jaman'sa Ord ruler, J'mon Sa Ord, and their Hands of Ord keep the peace and prosperity of their people protected. Beyond the Rumadon Desert, Rumedam Desert and its sister desert desert, the Pentigrim Sands Panagrip Sands, to the south, south lies the gloomed jungles Gloomed Jungles of Eye'ashanador, a Aeshanadoor. A shaded territory of treacherous wilderness, in wilderness and careful guard by the historically orcish Erudite Society erudite society of Eos. Here, Yios, here many skilled dreams dreamers seek the Maruqesian Marquesian peak of collegiate study and social influence, influence within the political powerhouse of its ruling council, the Court of the Lamate Path.Lambent Path. To the southwest, a towering range of mountain spires climb into the clouds known as the Taloned Highlands where massive shelves and plateaus scattered among the peaks are home to elevated valleys, abundant with agriculture and rural life, before reaching to the apex where the military might of the region is held by the Stratos Throne. Near the center of this continent, the rugged badlands known as the Hellcatch Valley acts as the roadway nexus between the cage-like mountain ranges of Marquet, where numerous independent villages and cities survive among the harsh, dusty canyons and compete for dominance. The history of Marquet is filled with vibrant culture, incredible discoveries, political intrigue, and inter-region warfare that recently culminated two decades back in a years-long conflict known as the Apex War between the Stratos Throne and the Court of the Lambent Path that left both sides exhausted, expended, and without victory. This truce has continued to this day as both factions continue the slow work to rebuild their societies to their former glory. Our story, however, begins to the northwest of the Hellcatch Valley within the natural boundaries of the Serpentwind Peaks, where the lush jungle valley of the Oderan Wilds thrums with life and mystery. Here among the vines and mists that choke the uncarved paths of the rainforest, howling beasts and long, dormant shadows are rumored to hide among the lost relics of ancient days. Here, the dense jungle canopy is home to numerous towns along the Honored Trails, where travelers and traders trudge through the dangerous wilds to seek their fortunes. Here, from the central jungle floor, rises five, tower-like mountains that reach for the heavens where upon their rocky exterior, numerous streets and urban districts have been carved into them to form a singular city connected by bridge and cable. These spires glow with the thousands of lights and lanterns that mark the Oderan Wilds' capital city of Jrusar, home to the Chandei Quorum that oversees and controls the larger populace of the region. The spiraling streets bustle with life and chatter beneath the cloud-dappled, blue sky, where the innumerable birds fly among the Simurgh Riders that keep watch. Here, in Jrusar, is where our story begins.
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!!Campaign 3
[[folder:Episode 1: The Draw of Destiny]]
* Matt's opening narration:
-->'''Matt:''' I would like to welcome you to Marquet. The year is 843 PD, or Post-Divergence. A landmass once marred by a vengeful god during the Calamity, the staggeringly twisted mountain ranges created in its wake divided the regions that have now developed into a varied and beautiful continent. The epicenter of this ancient destruction created the Rumadon Desert, a vast expanse of sand dunes and rocky landmarks that encompasses nearly a third of Marquet, dotted with oasis townships surrounding the central city of Ank'harel, known as "The Jewel of Hope". Here, the long-living ruler Jaman'sa Ord and their Hands of Ord keep the peace and prosperity of their people protected. Beyond the Rumadon Desert, and its sister desert the Pentigrim Sands to the south, lies the gloomed jungles of Eye'ashanador, a shaded territory of treacherous wilderness, in careful guard by the historically orcish Erudite Society of Eos. Here, many skilled dreams seek the Maruqesian peak of collegiate study and social influence, within the political powerhouse of its ruling council, the Court of the Lamate Path.

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[[folder:Episode 29: Whispers]]
* After Percy kills the first person marked on his "List" and is willing to escalate by branding and dismembering an enforcer and planning to burn a house down, some the others try to calm him down:
-->'''Vax'ildan:''' [[CallBack Your soul doesn't need to be forfeit]], Percival.
-->'''Percy:''' *sighs heavily* Things are more complicated now.
-->'''Scanlan:''' Percy, is that last barrel [of his gun, the List] for you?
-->'''Percy:''' No. But if it was, would I tell you?
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[[folder:One-shot: Dalen's Closet]]
* Scanlan claims to have neglected to buy a gift for Vex and Percy's wedding, but ends up giving perhaps the greatest gift of all...
-->'''Scanlan''': I ''wish''...that Vax'ildan can say a few words at his sister's wedding.
* Having returned for this brief moment in time, Vax still proves to have a wry sense of humor.
-->'''Vax''': ''Scanlan Shorthalt''...you are toying with the designs of the gods, still, I see...''old friend.''
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* Vax's final words to his friends:
-->'''Vax:''' How lucky I have been to have had all of you...How lucky, indeed...''Thank you.''

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[[folder:Episode 101: Mysteries, Memories and Music]]
Caduceus consoling Jester after the other cleric realized that she is really leading a bona-fide cult:
--> '''Caduceus''': You've kind of got a weird little cult going, and that's ok. To be fair, I'm in a weird little cult! I mean, there's nothing unusual or wrong about it. You know, all a god is, really, is a cult with a franchise.
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[[folder:Episode 140: Long may He Reign]]
* Fjord consoling Essek, after they failed to revive Molly:
--> '''Fjord:''' If you were to ask my wise friend, Caduceus, Im sure he would tell you that life continues on. It changes, it evolves, and it grows. I dont think there is an end. You just might not be able to see the next trip. But you have more time. You have more time to study. You have a talent that I don't understand. Use that anger, that frustration. Let it fuel you. If you have any regret or grief over what you've done in your life, I see nothing but good, and nothing but an opportunity for you to turn it around. You've shown me all I need to see.
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[[folder:Episode 141: Fond Farewells]]
* Caleb to Trent after Trent's failed assault:
--> '''Caleb:''' "You know for the longest time, I though this would be impossible. And I still dream about it - of taking your life. But death is to good for you. You are to be exposed, humbled and brought low. Settle into that idea."
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[[folder:Episode 138: Where there is a Will...]]
* The Somnovem greet the Mighty Nein:
-->'''Somnovem:''' "We are the Somnovem, we are consciousness, evolved through high emergence. We thank you for coming. We welcome our children who see with our eyes. You walk the path of the Nonagon, and through thought you will become one. We will not grant your every desire. We will teach you how to manifest them."
* The Somnovem explain their philosophy:
-->'''Somnovem:''' "The soul is consciousness. The soul shall not be bound to a short-lived vessel and collected by treacherous idols as a trophy. Dreams are the minds discovering potential. And together, we, the Somnovem, have become dream. Every mind every soul deserves to know this joy, this endless understanding of purpose and meaning."
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[[folder: Episode 76: Refjorged]]
* The Wildmother, Melora, towards Fjord:
--> '''Melora''': I can free you from that fiend, if you would protect all that is me. Will you walk my lands, swim my shores, and guide my children as one of my own?
-->'''Fjord''': Yes. Yes I would.
-->'''Melora''': Then embrace me. My boon is yours.
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->'''Caduceus:''' Eventually, one day, someone will pray for a miracle. Pray for something to save them, to whatever gods are nearby... And that prayer will be answered because you will show up. That's how it works, that's what a champion is.

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->'''Caduceus:''' -->'''Caduceus:''' Eventually, one day, someone will pray for a miracle. Pray for something to save them, to whatever gods are nearby... And that prayer will be answered because you will show up. That's how it works, that's what a champion is.


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[[folder: Episode 97: The Fancy and the Fooled]]
* Veth towards Essek, after the later came clean:
-> '''Veth:''' You are a broken person who had ill intentions, and wandered aimlessly into a path you had no idea how to complete, and yet somehow along the way you found a heart. You sound like all of us. Welcome to the Mighty Nein.
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-->'''Percy:''' My name is [[OverlyLongName Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III]].
-->'''Someone else from the party:''' But you can call him Percy.

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-->'''Percy:''' My name is [[OverlyLongName Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III]].
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'''Someone
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