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->Just look at it! Useless obsolete junk! The all-environments helmet doesn't work in ''one'' environment. As for the weapon, the increased output needed to make the heat seeking system work has raised the temperature inside to the point where [[EpicFail it's targeted]] ''[[EpicFail itself]],'' slowly melting components and blowing itself apart. A child with the most basic certificate in science could see that! Its designer should be dragged out of the Scientific Corps and ''shot!''

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->Just ->''Just look at it! Useless obsolete junk! The all-environments helmet doesn't work in ''one'' environment. As for the weapon, the increased output needed to make the heat seeking system work has raised the temperature inside to the point where [[EpicFail it's targeted]] ''[[EpicFail itself]],'' slowly melting components and blowing itself apart. A child with the most basic certificate in science could see that! Its designer should be dragged out of the Scientific Corps and ''shot!''''shot!



->Remember that your weapons, armor and equipment were all manufactured by the lowest bidder.

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->Remember ->''Remember that your weapons, armor and equipment were all manufactured by the lowest bidder.''
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-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Better Than Life''

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-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Better Than Life''Life''

->Remember that your weapons, armor and equipment were all manufactured by the lowest bidder.
-->--Armed forces wisdom
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->Talkie Toaster (patent applied for) did not fit in with your moods. It didn't assess the way you were feeling and respond sympathetically. It was abrasive. It got on your nerves. It drove you up he wall. And this was the reason why: Talkie Toaster (patent applied for) was obsessed with serving toast.

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->Talkie Toaster (patent applied for) did not fit in with your moods. It didn't assess the way you were feeling and respond sympathetically. [[{{Jerkass}} It was abrasive.abrasive]]. It got on your nerves. It drove you up he the wall. And this was the reason why: Talkie Toaster (patent applied for) was obsessed with serving toast.
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-->--'''Davros,''' ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoSpecialsIDavrosPurity I, Davros - Purity]]''

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-->--'''Davros,''' ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoSpecialsIDavrosPurity I, Davros - Purity]]''Purity]]''

->The trouble with Talkie Toaster (patent applied for) was that it was a ripoff. It was cheap and it was nasty. Far too cheap and far too nasty.
->Talkie Toaster (patent applied for) did not fit in with your moods. It didn't assess the way you were feeling and respond sympathetically. It was abrasive. It got on your nerves. It drove you up he wall. And this was the reason why: Talkie Toaster (patent applied for) was obsessed with serving toast.
->''Obsessed.''
-> And if you didn't require toast on a very regular basis, [[BerserkButton boy were you in trouble]].
-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Better Than Life''
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->Just look at it! Useless obsolete junk! The all-environments helmet doesn't work in ''one'' environment. As for the weapon, the increased output needed to make the heat seeking system work has raised the temperature inside to the point where [[EpicFail it's targeted]] ''[[EpicFail itself]],'' slowly melting components and blowing itself apart. A child with the most basic certificate in science could see that! Its designer should be dragged out of the Scientific Corps and ''shot!''
-->--'''Davros,''' ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoSpecialsIDavrosPurity I, Davros - Purity]]''

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