History Quotes / CowTools

->'''Dave:''' Er, Professor, why all the test tubes and flasks?
->'''Madblood:''' It's not so many. Only enough to cover a workbench.
->'''Dave:''' Yeah, but you're an engineer. You don't do anything that ''requires'' big glass containers.
->'''Madblood:''' Mr. Davenport, I am a [[ForScience scientist]]. An ''evil'' engineer.
->'''Dave:''' Sure, but why-
->'''Madblood:''' I find this line of questioning obscene. What manner of [[MadScientist mad scientist]] neglects his flasks of colored liquid? Next you'll question the Van de Graff generator in the middle of the room - and where will ''that'' leave us?

-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->'''Commander Murdoch:''' That's impossible, it must have ''some'' sort of function. I mean, [[InventionalWisdom why would the government put all that money into a thing with red lights that keep going back and forth? It doesn't make any sense.]] Keep working on it.
->'''Lieutenant Pervis:''' Sir, these lights keep blinking out of sequence. What should we do about it, sir?
->'''Commander Murdoch:''' Get them to blink ''in'' sequence!

->'''Commander Murdoch:''' That's impossible, it must have some sort of function. I mean, [[InventionalWisdom why would the government put all that money into a thing with red lights that keep going back and forth? It doesn't make any sense.]]

->''His laboratory was equipped with the sophisticated tools of modern science: Jacob's Ladders, Van De Graaf generators, bulky pilot-lit cabinets, poorly-adjusted Bunsen burners, retorts bubbling with sinister chemicals, murky jars holding mutant monstrosities, strung wires with bad insulation.''

-->-- ''{{Narbonic}}''

--> '''''[[{{Airplane}} Airplane II: The Sequel]]'''''

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--> '''''{{Narbonic}}'''''