History Quotes / CountryMatters

'''Roy Kent:''' I love it.

->''"Here. It's your original England kit from the 2014 World Cup. Your name's on the back there. I got them to change the E to a U."''
-->-- '''Jamie Tartt''' to Roy ''Kent'', ''Series/TedLasso'', "[[Recap/TedLassoS3E10InternationalBreak International Break]]"

-> In England, the word "cunt" is punctuation.
-->--''ComicBook/{{Crecy}}''.

-> ''It'd be a red letter day''\\
''If you'll come out and play in the country with me''
-->--'''K.T. Oslin''', "Hey Bobby"

-> '''Bob Wolverton''': Put your fucking pants down, you fucking cunt!\\
'''Vanessa Lutz''': What did you call me!?
-->--'''Film/{{Freeway}}'''

-> Don't you ''dare'' applaud that word! You demean me and you in applauding that word! I'm not proud of that word, it's not a funny word, it's not a clever word, I wouldn't normally use that word, but this is a true story and that's the truth. That's the word that fell through my fingers into the keyboard in my rage that day.
-->--''Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure''

->''"[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything If you see Kay]]''
->''Tell him to-day''
->''[[FunWithAcronyms See you in tea]]''
->''Tell him from me"''

->Pulling down the rope, Simpson realized he was alone and almost certain to die. At this point he cracked and started punching the ice wall, yelling "STUPID STUPID STUPIID CUNT! CUUUUNT!!! STUPID CUNT! STUPIIIIDDD!!! CUUUNNNTTT!!"
->A moment of clarity which, all things considered, he might have had in his living room in England. The stupid cunt.
-->--''Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?''

-> ''[[Film/{{Magnolia}} Respect the cock and tame the cunt]]. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all and comes down hard on those who do bad! Like those who killed Mr. Husband! And by cunts, I of course mean CUNTS! Cunts like these two fallen angels who ruthlessly snatched away the life from our poor victim! These cunts who must be tamed before they try to destroy all of the joys of manhood! Our cock of justice will make these cunts wet with the moist tears of regret from what they've done!''
-->-- '''[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Tom Croose]]/[[spoiler:Kneesocks]]''', ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'', ''1 Angry Ghost''

-> '''Vegeta:''' (''regarding after Android 17's threat to intervene if any of the Z-Fighters jump into Android 18 and Vegeta's duel sidetracking to Goku'') [[SingleIssueWonk Can we stop talking about Kakarot]] ''[[SingleIssueWonk for just a minute?!]]'' I mean, for God's sake, [[DisappearedDad he's never even around!]]\\

-> '''Vegeta:''' Hey, [[SoundEffectBleep c*nt]]!\\

->''He goes, "What ''type'' of comedy do you do?" Um... I say "cunt" more than anyone else. I... I'm sort of known for saying "cunt". Seven years ago, when I did my first comedy special in America, the word "cunt" was banned in every comedy club in America, and then I said "cunt" loads on television, and now, people can say "cunt" in comedy clubs. So... basically, I'm the Rosa Parks of "cunt".''

->''If he's a Viking, he's King Cnut.''
-->--'''Glenn Cullen''', ''Series/TheThickOfIt''

-> '''Harley Quinn:''' We need a nemesis! ComicBook/LexLuthor has {{ComicBook/Superman}}, Sinestro has Franchise/GreenLantern, Psycho has his own inability to refrain from using the c-word--\\
'''Dr. Psycho:''' My ''nemesis'' is ComicBook/WonderWoman, that cu-- okay, I see what you're saying.
-->-- WesternAnimation/HarleyQuinn2019

->'''Hughie:''' You know, you're always calling people "cunts" or "twats," but I just... I never really got how that's an insult? They're flexible, take a pounding, and they're the reason behind, like, [[ImAManICantHelpIt 98% of my life decisions]].
->'''Butcher:''' ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny smirks]])'' You're a good cunt.
-->-- ''Series/TheBoys2019'', "The Innocents"

->'''Ernie:''' Did he just call me a "black cunt"?
->'''Coach:''' Yes he did.
->'''Ernie:''' He can't do that, that's racist!
->'''Coach:''' But you ''are'' black, and you ''are'' a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. I don't think Prime Time cares what race you're running.
->'''Ernie:''' The fact that I'm black has got nothing to do with the fact that I'm a cunt.
->'''Coach:''' He didn't say black people are cunts, Ernie, he was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. I'd go a step further if I'm not mistaken and say it's a term of familiar affection.
->'''Ernie:''' Prime Time's a gypsy, I don't call him a "pikey cunt".
->'''Coach:''' Why not? He might be very understanding, only if it's coming from a place of love of course.
-->-- ''Film/TheGentlemen''

(''Android 18 sucker punches Vegeta, and [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown proceeds]] [[CurbStompBattle to beat]] [[KickTheSonOfABitch him within an inch of his life]]'')

->'''Butcher:''' ''(smirks)'' You're a good cunt.

(''Android 18 sucker punches Vegeta, and [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown proceeds]] to beat [[KickTheSonOfABitch him within an inch of his life]]'')

->'''Coach:''' He didn't say black people are cunts, Ernie, he was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. I'd even take it a step further if I'm not mistaken and say it's a term of familiar affection.

->'''Coach:''' Why not? He might be understanding, only if it's coming from a place of love of course.

-->--'''ComicBook/{{Crecy}}'''.

-> [[Film/{{Magnolia}} Respect the cock and tame the cunt]]. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all and comes down hard on those who do bad! Like those who killed Mr. Husband! And by cunts, I of course mean CUNTS! Cunts like these two fallen angels who ruthlessly snatched away the life from our poor victim! These cunts who must be tamed before they try to destroy all of the joys of manhood! Our cock of justice will make these cunts wet with the moist tears of regret from what they've done!

'''Android 18:''' (''sighs angrily and [[HairFlip flips her]] [[CharacterTic hair]]'') '''''[[TranquilFury ...yup.]]'''''\\
(''Android 18 sucker punches Vegeta, and [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown proceeds to beat]] [[KickTheSonOfABitch him within an]] [[CurbStompBattle inch of his life]]'')
-->--''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Z Abridged]]'', Episode 39

->He goes, "What ''type'' of comedy do you do?" Um... I say "cunt" more than anyone else. I... I'm sort of known for saying "cunt". Seven years ago, when I did my first comedy special in America, the word "cunt" was banned in every comedy club in America, and then I said "cunt" loads on television, and now, people can say "cunt" in comedy clubs. So... basically, I'm the Rosa Parks of "cunt".

->If he's a Viking, he's King Cnut.

->'''Ernie:''' He can't say that, that's racist!

->'''Coach:''' He didn't say black people are cunts, Ernie, he was being specific to you. One's got nothing to do with the other. I'd even take it a step further and say it's a term of familiar affection.

->'''Coach:''' Why not? He might be understanding, so long as it's coming from a place of love of course.

(''cue broken arm'')

->'''Hughie:''' You know, you're always calling people "cunts" or "twats," but I just... I never really got how that's an insult? They're flexible, take a pounding, and they're the reason behind, like, 98% of my life decisions.

-> ''It'd be a red letter day''
-> ''If you'll come out and play in the country with me''

-> '''Vegeta:''' (''regarding after Android 17's threat to intervene if any of the Z-Fighters jump into Android 18 and Vegeta's duel sidetracking to [[IdiotHero Goku]]'') [[SingleIssueWonk Can we stop talking about Kakarot]] ''[[SingleIssueWonk for just a minute?!]]'' I mean, for God's sake, [[DisappearedDad he's never even around!]]\\

'''Vegeta:''' Now if you'd like to ''continue'' this fight, I can finally get around to disassembling [[RobotGirl you]]... ''you smug'' '''[[SoundEffectBleep c*nt.]]'''\\

-->--'''Malcolm Tucker''', ''Series/TheThickOfIt''

->What happens at a press conference is this. A bunch of press people are gonna appear, they've got things called cameras and microphones and mobile phones and hangovers and bad breath. Then you are gonna walk out and you're gonna read from what we call a "prepared statement". In that, you will say, "I'm really fucking sorry for sounding like a hairy-arsed docker after twelve pints. I promise that I will never call an eight-year-old girl a cunt again. Can we now just draw a line over this and fucking move on? Thank you."

->'''Coach:''' Aye, he did.

->'''Coach:''' But you ''are'' black, and you ''are'' a cunt. I don't think Prime Time cares what race you run. I'd even go so far as to say it's a term of familiar affection.

->'''Coach:''' He didn't say black people are cunts, he was being specific to you. One's got nothing to do with the other.

->'''Coach:''' Why not? He might enjoy it, so long as it's coming from a place of love.