History Quotes / ChewingTheScenery

->'''Creator/JimCarrey''' You would!

->''At one point, toward the end of this uneven, 2 1/2-hour romp in Japan, Cruise trembles with such grief, rage, injustice and despair, his eyes literally begin to cross and you sense that this is it. The man really is going to be the first actor ever to pass out onscreen from overacting.''
->''They should give him an Academy Award just for the effort.''

->''You told me... to play... BASKETBALL!!''
-->-- '''[[KC Guthrie]]''', ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''

->''Lemme give you a little inside information about {{God}}. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... '''instincts'''. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement - for his own private, cosmic '''gag reel''' - he sets the rules and opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste - don't swallow. (He laughs) And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? '''HE'S LAUGHING HIS SICK [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING ASS OFF]]! He's a tightass - he's a sadist - he's an absentee LANDLORD! Worship that? NEVER.'''''
-->-- '''[[LouCypher John Milton]]''', ''Film/TheDevilsAdvocate''

->"''It's so hard to chew the scenery when he's wearing dentures.''"
-->-- '''Mike J. Nelson''', ''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}''

->''"The dialog and hamminess of the script is amazing. Take for instance when Billie gets her first big music video with the evil/corrupt/faceless corporate recording label. The [[PrimaDonnaDirector smarmy director]] cuts into the video going (I shit you not) “WE NEED MORE OF HER BREASTS!” and saying of her two lifelong friends/backup dancers “Ugh, just get some strippers already!” We then get Mariah in a bikini surrounded by a cast of men in leotards in tribal Indian paint with the director screaming “Yes, this is what I wanted! [[EvilIsHammy Like fire!!!]]”''

->''"Jesus, guy, take a few steps back! I can see the scenery you've been chewing in your teeth!"''

->''"Mm, this scenery is just wonderful! Oh hey! There's even more background I can chew!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''

-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviewing ''Film/MommieDearest''

->"''Dunaway does not chew scenery. Dunaway starts neatly at each corner of the set in every scene and swallows it whole, costars and all.''"
-->-- '''Variety''', review of ''Literature/MommieDearest''

-->-- '''KC Guthrie]]''', ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''

->''"(Raul Julia) was only doing [[Film/StreetFighter (Street Fighter)]] for his children, and he leapt into it with all the energy and glory of a man leaping on a grenade for the same reason. The sets were so cheap because they had to be replaced after he had eaten them in their entirety with every take. While the other actors were realizing that 'Third Tree in Nativity Play Once' hadn't quite prepared them for the camera, he was flicking off immortal villain lines like he'd found them clinging to his evil dressing gown."''

->"''Dunaway does not chew scenery. Dunaway starts neatly at each corner of the set in every scene and swallows it whole, costars and all.''"
-->-- '''Variety''', review of ''Literature/MommieDearest''

->"''It's so hard to chew the scenery when he's wearing dentures.''"
-->-- '''Mike J. Nelson''', ''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}''

->''The dialog and hamminess of the script is amazing. Take for instance when Billie gets her first big music video with the evil/corrupt/faceless corporate recording label. The [[PrimaDonnaDirector smarmy director]] cuts into the video going (I shit you not) “WE NEED MORE OF HER BREASTS!” and saying of her two lifelong friends/backup dancers “Ugh, just get some strippers already!” We then get Mariah in a bikini surrounded by a cast of men in leotards in tribal Indian paint with the director screaming “Yes, this is what I wanted! [[EvilIsHammy Like fire!!!]]”''

-->'''Variety''', review of ''Literature/MommieDearest''

-->''SamuraiPizzaCats''

->At one point, toward the end of this uneven, 2 1/2-hour romp in Japan, Cruise trembles with such grief, rage, injustice and despair, his eyes literally begin to cross and you sense that this is it. The man really is going to be the first actor ever to pass out onscreen from overacting.

->They should give him an Academy Award just for the effort.
-->--[[http://www.weekinrewind.com/2007/09/last-samurai-movie-dvd-hd-dvd-blu-ray.html Week Rewind]] on ''TheLastSamurai''

-->'''[[Series/{{Degrassi}} KC Guthrie]]'''

-->'''[[LouCypher John Milton]]''', ''Film/TheDevilsAdvocate''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/19/glitter-2001-vondie-curtis-hall/ on]] ''{{Film/Glitter}}''

-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''

-->'''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviewing ''MommieDearest''

-->'''Creator/RogerEbert'' reviewing ''MommieDearest''

-->'''Variety''', review of ''MommieDearest''

-->'''[[{{Degrassi}} KC Guthrie]]'''

->''Lemme give you a little inside information about {{God}}. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... '''instincts'''. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement - for his own private, cosmic '''gag reel''' - he sets the rules and opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste - don't swallow. (He laughs) And when you're hopping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? '''HE'S LAUGHING HIS SICK [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING ASS OFF]]! He's a tightass - he's a sadist - he's an absentee LANDLORD! Worship that? NEVER.'''''

->''Lemme give you a little inside information about {{God}}. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... '''instincts'''. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement - for his own, private, cosmic '''gag reel''' - he sets the rules of opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste - don't swallow. (He laughs) And when you're hopping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? '''HE'S LAUGHING HIS SICK, [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING ASS OFF]]! He's a tightass - he's a sadist - he's an absentee LANDLORD! Worship that? NEVER.'''''

-->-- '''[[Creator/TheFiresignTheatre Nick Danger]]''', after a particularly hammy moment.

-->-- '''[[FiresignTheatre Nick Danger]]''', after a particularly hammy moment.

->''You told me...to play...BASKETBALL!!''

-->-- '''Mike J. Nelson''', ''{{Rifftrax}}''

->''"[[NotNowKiddo Shhshsh, not now son.]] I'm making''' *DramaticPause* ''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome TOAST!]]"''

-->-- '''[[MadScientist Professor Membrane]]''', ''InvaderZim''

-->'''Variety''', review of ''Mommie Dearest''

* ->''You told me...to play...BASKETBALL!!''
* -->'''[[{{Degrassi}} KC Guthrie]]

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