History Quotes / ChainsawGood

->''Fire up the chainsaaaw!''\\
''Hack all their heads oooff!''\\
''Fire up the chainsaaaw!''\\
''Hack their fucking heads off!''

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-->-- The Villain Vault description for Shrednaught, ''[[VideoGame/{{Skylanders}} Skylanders: Trap Team]]''

-->-- '''Chain Reaction''''s {{Catchphrase}}, ''VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}''

->'''Troll 1:''' "Hey, Skylander, you're low on heath and we have a chainsaw!" ''[revs engine]''\\
'''Troll 2:''' "Just saying."
-->-- '''Shrednaught''', ''VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}''

*** 1. [NoodleIncident Except for that one time.]] And yes, [[NotSoAboveItAll it]] ''[[NotSoAboveItAll was]]'' [[NotSoAboveItAll awesome]].

** 2. Or [[AbnormalAmmunition "Chainsaw Cannons"]].\\

'''Wilbur''': [[OhCrap THE]] [[ParrotExpowhat EPIDERMAL]] ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'' ''(Nurse mice hoist up a chainsaw and rev it up)'' Oh, no! No! No! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] (''screams and bolts for the exit'')

->''Maybe the average young girl didn't speak of chainsaws in the same way, but Virginia felt that that was their loss. As fashion accessories they had the edge on nearly anything else, when it came to getting you a lot of attention. And respect.''

->''"Gotta love this job." *revs chainsaw*''

-->--''Richard Hammond'', ''Series/TopGear South America special'' after Jeremy chainsaws James's car. [[DefiedTrope The chainsaw cuts out before the fight can actually begin.]]

Heather solves her problems with [[WatchItStoned drugs and alcohol]]\\

->I saw this weapon first in the keeping of Red Hand Kolchis, but have since seen swords of a similar type in the possession of at least three other warriors and read descriptions of more (such as the Snarling Hand of Jsak Koomriver). Kolchis, a lone Khornate Champion, acquired it deep in the eastern Skull Lands whilst carving his way through a tribe of dark-skinned orcs. It appears as a normal sword except, instead of a razor edge, a line of jagged teeth run down one side. At the wielder's command, the teeth race down the blade, ripping apart armor and flesh as easily as if they were parchment. The beast-hilt howls while it does so and whines if let unsated. Unsurprisingly, I have found this type of arcane technology almost solely in possession of warriors of Khorne - as it suits their violent and noisy disposition. Even the weapon itself seems to favor Khorne, often as eager to rebound and tear through the guts of its wielder as the foe, as is demonstrated by the fate of Red Hand Kolchis himself.

->Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...
-->-- Attributed to '''Mad Chainsaw Johnson''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->Now get out there and rock that chainsaw for all its worth. [[EvilGenius Zurn]] isn't quite capable of explaining it - at least not to me - but it seems your extended use of [[MadScientist Aldini]]'s homemade machine has kicked in some kind of extra-curricular capacities. I.e. you can now channel [[FunctionalMagic your powers]] through a fucking chainsaw.

-->--'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': [[SubvertedTrope Yeah, I see that a sword's actually a weapon, unlike your firewood maker.]]

-->-- ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel'' [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 on]] ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"Nah, I was just thinking how ''Franchise/StarWars'' might've been cooler if they had chain saws intead of light sabers."''

-->-- ''Harley Morenstein'', ''WebVideo/EpicMealTime''

-->-- '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq20fqqZTqw Let's Drown Out]]''''' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{Game mod}})

-->-- '''Korone Inugami''', WebAnimation/{{Hololive}}, ''VideoGame/Doom2016'',