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->''"Next time, [[ThirdPersonPerson V.K.]] should wait until they fall into the vat before leaving. Oh well, V.K. must live and learn."''
-->-- '''Keith "V.K." Van Kobbler''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grossology}}''
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'''Goon:''' Yeah, an organization that he nearly took out in, like, a ''week''! There used to be, like, twenty guys here, now there's two of 'em 'cause he ''killed'' the rest of them… he-- ''[[PayEvilUntoEvil he fucked your wife]]--!''\\

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'''Goon:''' ''(raising his voice)'' Yeah, an organization that he nearly took out in, like, a ''week''! There used to be, like, twenty guys here, now there's two of 'em 'cause he ''killed'' the rest of them… he-- ''[[PayEvilUntoEvil ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking he fucked your wife]]--!''\\



'''Goon:''' See!? See, he wants you to leave so that he can kill us.\\

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'''Goon:''' See!? ''See!?'' See, he wants you to leave so that he can kill us.\\
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->'''Dimitri Zhukov:''' ''(to [[TheHero Jack Corbyn]])'' Unfortunately, this is, uh, "game over"? You lose. You're all out of continues. But thank you ''so much'' for playing! Unfortunately, I am a very busy man.\\
'''Goon:''' Uh… sir?\\
'''Zhukov:''' What?\\
'''Goon:''' Y-you're just gonna leave?\\
'''Zhukov:''' Yes. I have things to do.\\
'''Goon:''' No offense, sir, but… isn't that a little… weird?\\
'''Zhukov:''' How is weird? I have entire organization to run!\\
'''Goon:''' Yeah, an organization that he nearly took out in, like, a ''week''! There used to be, like, twenty guys here, now there's two of 'em 'cause he ''killed'' the rest of them… he-- ''[[PayEvilUntoEvil he fucked your wife]]--!''\\
'''Zhukov:''' Do not speak of my ''zhena!''\\
'''Corbyn:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, be nice to 'er. She's married to a total asshole.]]\\
'''Goon:''' All right, sorry! Sorry. I just… after everything you listed, it really seems like you'd wanna kill the guy yourself.\\
'''Zhukov:''' Why? [[HiredGuns That's what I have you for!]]\\
'''Goon:''' Yeah, okay, sure! But, like… you don't even wanna see me do it?\\
'''Zhukov:''' Are you saying I need to fucking ''supervise'' you!?\\
'''Goon:''' I'm saying that it's strange that you wanna leave before it's over. I mean, [[ArchEnemy you're the one who wants him dead the most.]]\\
'''Other goon:''' Uh… I think I want him dead the most? [[WhatMeasureIsAMook He killed my boyfriend?]]\\
'''Zhukov:''' [[DerailedForDetails You're gay?]]\\
'''Goon:''' Also, for the record, I'm pretty sure that the ''moment'' you leave us alone with him, he's gonna do something crazy, he's break his wrist to get out of the ropes, some-- something insane, and then he's gonna kill us, and then he's gonna get on the loose, and you aren't gonna know 'cause [[MookDepletion your last two guys are dead]], good for you, and then-- I-I mean, am I right?\\
'''Corbyn:''' I think you're good to go.\\
'''Goon:''' See!? See, he wants you to leave so that he can kill us.\\
'''Zhukov:''' This is ridiculous! I have ''so many'' things to attend to!\\
'''Goon:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN WATCHING THIS GUY DIE!?]]'''''
-->-- [[https://youtu.be/fAUQqRVJ-lE?feature=shared "Do It Yourself! -- Stupid Movie Villains"]] by '''Creator/TeamFourStar'''
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->''"GUYBRUSH! I SHOULD'VE KILLED YOU THE 58 TIMES I HAD THE CHANCE!"''
-->--'''[=LeChuck=]''', ''VideoGame/ReturnToMonkeyIsland''

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