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->"Now who says politics is boring?"

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->"Now ->''"Now who says politics is boring?"boring?"''
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->(''the Master walks into his first cabinet meeting'')\\
'''The Master:''' A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt. The cabinet in session. Let the work of government begin! (''throws dossiers in the air, the contents scattering all across the table; the cabinet ministers are unimpressed'') Oh go on, crack a smile! It's funny, isn't it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit?\\

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->(''the ->''[the Master walks into his first cabinet meeting'')\\
meeting]''\\
'''The Master:''' A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt. The cabinet in session. Let the work of government begin! (''throws ''[throws dossiers in the air, the contents scattering all across the table; the cabinet ministers are unimpressed'') unimpressed]'' Oh go on, crack a smile! It's funny, isn't it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit?\\



'''The Master:''' (''stands up'') No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. (''exaggerates a grin'') Not funny is like this. (''exaggerates a frown'') And right now, I'm not like (''grins again''), I'm like (''frowns again''), because you are ''traitors''. YES, YOU ARE!! As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So (''sits down''), ''this'' is [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves your reward]]! (''dons a facial gas mask'')\\

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'''The Master:''' (''stands up'') ''[stands up]'' No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. (''exaggerates ''[exaggerates a grin'') grin]'' Not funny is like this. (''exaggerates ''[exaggerates a frown'') frown]'' And right now, I'm not like (''grins again''), ''[grins again]'', I'm like (''frowns again''), ''[frowns again]'', because you are ''traitors''. YES, YOU ARE!! As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So (''sits down''), ''[sits down]'', ''this'' is [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves your reward]]! (''dons ''[dons a facial gas mask'')\\mask]''\\



'''The Master:''' (''muffled'') A gas mask.\\

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'''The Master:''' (''muffled'') ''[muffled]'' A gas mask.\\



'''The Master:''' (''lifts gas mask up'') It's a gas mask. (''smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and lowers the mask over his face'')\\

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'''The Master:''' (''lifts ''[lifts gas mask up'') up]'' It's a gas mask. (''smiles ''[smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and lowers the mask over his face'')\\face]''\\



'''The Master:''' (''muffled'') Well, because of the gas.\\

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'''The Master:''' (''muffled'') ''[muffled]'' Well, because of the gas.\\



'''The Master:''' (''lifts up his mask'') Because of the gas! (''lowers mask'')\\

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'''The Master:''' (''lifts ''[lifts up his mask'') mask]'' Because of the gas! (''lowers mask'')\\''[lowers mask]''\\



'''The Master:''' (''leans back in his chair -- muffled'') This gas.\\
(''the speakers on the two desk phones pop up and spray toxic gas into the room'')\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' (''spluttering'') [[YoureInsane YOU'RE INSANE]]!\\
(''the Master [[InsultBackfire grins and gives a double thumbs up]]; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as do the other Cabinet members; the Master drums out a count of four on the table'')

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'''The Master:''' (''leans ''[leans back in his chair -- muffled'') — muffled]'' This gas.\\
(''the ''[the speakers on the two desk phones pop up and spray toxic gas into the room'')\\
room]''\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' (''spluttering'') ''[spluttering]'' [[YoureInsane YOU'RE INSANE]]!\\
(''the ''[the Master [[InsultBackfire grins and gives a double thumbs up]]; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as do the other Cabinet members; the Master drums out a count of four on the table'')table]''



->'''President Morty:''' ''[to the Barber Rick''] Little more off the top. ''[to the Board]'' You were saying, Garment District Rick?\\
'''Garment District Rick:''' We were saying, "President" Morty, that we don't care who sits in that seat - a Rick, a Morty, a goddamn Jerry, doesn't matter. We've been running the Citadel since before the Council, and you'll find [[TheConspiracy we're still running it now!]]\\

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->'''President Morty:''' ''[to the Barber Rick''] Rick]'' Little more off the top. ''[to the Board]'' You were saying, Garment District Rick?\\
'''Garment District Rick:''' We were saying, "President" Morty, that we don't care who sits in that seat - a Rick, a Morty, a goddamn Jerry, doesn't matter. We've been running the Citadel since before the Council, and you'll find [[TheConspiracy we're still running it now!]]\\
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'''President Morty:''' Good. This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics. About order, power, brotherhood. But speeches are for campaigning. Now, is the time for action.

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'''President Morty:''' Good. This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics. About order, power, brotherhood.brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now, is the time for action.
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'''President Morty:''' Good.

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'''President Morty:''' Good. This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics. About order, power, brotherhood. But speeches are for campaigning. Now, is the time for action.
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(''the Master [[InsultBackfire grins and gives a double thumbs up]]; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as to the other Cabinet members; the Master drums out a count of four on the table'')

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(''the Master [[InsultBackfire grins and gives a double thumbs up]]; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as to do the other Cabinet members; the Master drums out a count of four on the table'')
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->'''President Morty:''' ''[to the Barber Rick''] Little more off the top. ''[to the Board]'' You were saying, Garment District Rick?\\
'''Garment District Rick:''' We were saying, "President" Morty, that we don't care who sits in that seat - a Rick, a Morty, a goddamn Jerry, doesn't matter. We've been running the Citadel since before the Council, and you'll find [[TheConspiracy we're still running it now!]]\\
'''President Morty:''' Does he really speak for everyone here?\\
''[Murmurs of assent from around the table]''\\
'''President Morty:''' Well, I think it's important to be clear. Raise your hand if he speaks for you.\\
''[All but two of the Ricks raise their hands. President Morty snaps his fingers, and as one, his guards shoot and kill all seven dissenting Ricks]''\\
'''Barber Rick:''' ''[nervously]'' Is that enough [[DeadlyEuphemism off the top?]]\\
'''President Morty:''' I don't know. ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat Is it?]]''\\
''[The surviving Ricks hastily agree]''\\
'''President Morty:''' Good.
-->--''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS3E7TheRicklantisMixup The Ricklantis Mixup]]"
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->"Now who says politics is boring?"
-->-- '''Rico''', ''Film/JudgeDredd''
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'''The Master:''' (''stands up'') No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. (''exaggerates a grin'') Not funny is like this. (''exaggerates a frown'') And right now, I'm not like (''grins again''), I'm like (''frowns again''), because you are ''traitors''. '''Yes, you are!!''' As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So (''sits down''), ''this'' is [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves your reward]]! (''dons a facial gas mask'')\\

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'''The Master:''' (''stands up'') No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. (''exaggerates a grin'') Not funny is like this. (''exaggerates a frown'') And right now, I'm not like (''grins again''), I'm like (''frowns again''), because you are ''traitors''. '''Yes, you are!!''' YES, YOU ARE!! As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So (''sits down''), ''this'' is [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves your reward]]! (''dons a facial gas mask'')\\



'''The Master:''' (''lifts gas mask up'') It's a gas mask. (''smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and replaces the gas mask on his face'')\\

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'''The Master:''' (''lifts gas mask up'') It's a gas mask. (''smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and replaces lowers the gas mask on over his face'')\\
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'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' Yes, but why are you ''wearing'' it?\\

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'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' Yes, but but, um, why are you ''wearing'' it?\\
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'''The Master:''' (''stands up'') No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. (''exaggerates a grin'') Not funny is like this. (''exaggerates a frown'') And right now, I'm not like (''grins again''), I'm like (''frowns again''), because you are ''traitors''. '''Yes, you are!!''' As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So (''sits down''), ''this'' is your reward! (''dons a facial gas mask'')\\

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'''The Master:''' (''stands up'') No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. (''exaggerates a grin'') Not funny is like this. (''exaggerates a frown'') And right now, I'm not like (''grins again''), I'm like (''frowns again''), because you are ''traitors''. '''Yes, you are!!''' As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So (''sits down''), ''this'' is [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves your reward! reward]]! (''dons a facial gas mask'')\\



'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' (''spluttering'') YOU'RE INSANE!\\
(''the Master grins and gives a double thumbs up; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as to the other Cabinet members; the Master drums out a count of four on the table'')

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'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' (''spluttering'') [[YoureInsane YOU'RE INSANE!\\
INSANE]]!\\
(''the Master [[InsultBackfire grins and gives a double thumbs up; up]]; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as to the other Cabinet members; the Master drums out a count of four on the table'')
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'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' (''spluttering'') YOU'RE INSANE!\_

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'''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' (''spluttering'') YOU'RE INSANE!\_INSANE!\\

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->''[The Master walks into his first cabinet meeting]''\\
'''The Master:''' A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt. The cabinet in session. Let the work of government begin! ''[throws dossiers in the air, the contents scattering all across the table. The cabinet ministers are unimpressed]'' Oh go on, crack a smile! It's funny, isn't it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit?\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': Very funny, sir. But if we could get down to business, there is the matter of policy, of which we have very little.\\
'''The Master''': No-no-no-no-no. Before we start all that, I just wanted to say: thank you. Thank you, one and all, you ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling ''traitors''.\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': Yes, quite. Very funny, but I think...\\
'''The Master''': ''[stands up]'' No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. ''[exaggerates a grin]'' Not funny is like this. ''[exaggerates a frown]'' And right now, I'm not like ''[grins again]'', I'm like ''[frowns again]'', because you are ''traitors''. '''Yes, you are!!''' As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So ''[sits down]'', ''this'' is your reward! ''[dons a facial gas mask]''\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that?\\
'''The Master''': ''[muffled]'' A gas mask.\\
'''Albert''': I beg your pardon?\\
'''The Master''': ''[lifts gas mask up]'' It's a gas mask. ''[smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and replaces the gas mask on his face]''\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': Yes, but why are you ''wearing'' it?\\
'''The Master''': ''[muffled]'' Well, because of the gas.\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': I'm sorry?\\
'''The Master''': ''[lifts up his mask]'' Because of the gas! ''[lowers mask]''\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': What gas?\\
'''The Master''': ''[leans back in his chair]'' ''[muffled]'' This gas.\\
''[The speakers on the two desk phones pop up and spray toxic gas into the room]''\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': ''[spluttering]'' [=YOU'RE INSANE!=] ''[The Master grins and gives a double thumbs up; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as to the other Cabinet members. The Master drums out a count of four on the table]''\\
--''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS3E12TheSoundOfDrums The Sound of Drums]]"

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->''[The ->(''the Master walks into his first cabinet meeting]''\\
meeting'')\\
'''The Master:''' A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt. The cabinet in session. Let the work of government begin! ''[throws (''throws dossiers in the air, the contents scattering all across the table. The table; the cabinet ministers are unimpressed]'' unimpressed'') Oh go on, crack a smile! It's funny, isn't it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit?\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': MP:''' Very funny, sir. But if we could get down to business, there is the matter of policy, of which we have very little.\\
'''The Master''': Master:''' No-no-no-no-no. Before we start all that, I just wanted to say: thank you. Thank you, one and all, you ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling ''traitors''.\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': MP:''' Yes, quite. Very funny, but I think...\\
'''The Master''': ''[stands up]'' Master:''' (''stands up'') No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. ''[exaggerates (''exaggerates a grin]'' grin'') Not funny is like this. ''[exaggerates (''exaggerates a frown]'' frown'') And right now, I'm not like ''[grins again]'', (''grins again''), I'm like ''[frowns again]'', (''frowns again''), because you are ''traitors''. '''Yes, you are!!''' As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So ''[sits down]'', (''sits down''), ''this'' is your reward! ''[dons (''dons a facial gas mask]''\\
mask'')\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': MP:''' Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that?\\
'''The Master''': ''[muffled]'' Master:''' (''muffled'') A gas mask.\\
'''Albert''': '''Albert Dumfries, MP:''' I beg your pardon?\\
'''The Master''': ''[lifts Master:''' (''lifts gas mask up]'' up'') It's a gas mask. ''[smiles (''smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and replaces the gas mask on his face]''\\
face'')\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': MP:''' Yes, but why are you ''wearing'' it?\\
'''The Master''': ''[muffled]'' Master:''' (''muffled'') Well, because of the gas.\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': MP:''' I'm sorry?\\
'''The Master''': ''[lifts Master:''' (''lifts up his mask]'' mask'') Because of the gas! ''[lowers mask]''\\
(''lowers mask'')\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': MP:''' What gas?\\
'''The Master''': ''[leans Master:''' (''leans back in his chair]'' ''[muffled]'' chair -- muffled'') This gas.\\
''[The (''the speakers on the two desk phones pop up and spray toxic gas into the room]''\\
room'')\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': ''[spluttering]'' [=YOU'RE INSANE!=] ''[The MP:''' (''spluttering'') YOU'RE INSANE!\_
(''the
Master grins and gives a double thumbs up; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as to the other Cabinet members. The members; the Master drums out a count of four on the table]''\\
--''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS3E12TheSoundOfDrums The
table'')
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E12TheSoundOfDrums "The
Sound of Drums]]"Drums"]]

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->''[The Master walks into his first cabinet meeting]''\\
'''The Master:''' A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt. The cabinet in session. Let the work of government begin! ''[throws dossiers in the air, the contents scattering all across the table. The cabinet ministers are unimpressed]'' Oh go on, crack a smile! It's funny, isn't it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit?\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': Very funny, sir. But if we could get down to business, there is the matter of policy, of which we have very little.\\
'''The Master''': No-no-no-no-no. Before we start all that, I just wanted to say: thank you. Thank you, one and all, you ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling ''traitors''.\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': Yes, quite. Very funny, but I think...\\
'''The Master''': ''[stands up]'' No. No. ''That'' wasn't funny. Hmmm, you see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. ''[exaggerates a grin]'' Not funny is like this. ''[exaggerates a frown]'' And right now, I'm not like ''[grins again]'', I'm like ''[frowns again]'', because you are ''traitors''. '''Yes, you are!!''' As soon as you saw the votes swinging ''my'' way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon! So ''[sits down]'', ''this'' is your reward! ''[dons a facial gas mask]''\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that?\\
'''The Master''': ''[muffled]'' A gas mask.\\
'''Albert''': I beg your pardon?\\
'''The Master''': ''[lifts gas mask up]'' It's a gas mask. ''[smiles pleasantly, chuckles, and replaces the gas mask on his face]''\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': Yes, but why are you ''wearing'' it?\\
'''The Master''': ''[muffled]'' Well, because of the gas.\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': I'm sorry?\\
'''The Master''': ''[lifts up his mask]'' Because of the gas! ''[lowers mask]''\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': What gas?\\
'''The Master''': ''[leans back in his chair]'' ''[muffled]'' This gas.\\
''[The speakers on the two desk phones pop up and spray toxic gas into the room]''\\
'''Albert Dumfries, MP''': ''[spluttering]'' [=YOU'RE INSANE!=] ''[The Master grins and gives a double thumbs up; after a few seconds, Albert drops dead, as to the other Cabinet members. The Master drums out a count of four on the table]''\\
--''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS3E12TheSoundOfDrums The Sound of Drums]]"

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