History Quotes / BedlamHouse

To sever completely my pre-frontal lobe!\\

-->-- ''TheSimpsons''

->''Aslyums with doors open wide\\

-->-- '''[[ImpossibleThief Garrett]]''' about the [[AbandonedHospital Shalebridge Cradle]], ''VideoGame/ThiefDeadlyShadows''

-->-- '''[[ImpossibleThief Garrett]]''' about the [[AbandonedHospital Shalebridge Cradle]], ''VideoGame/{{Thief}} : Deadly Shadows''

-->-- ''Alistair Grout, VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

-->--The Creator/HPLovecraft Historical Society

'''Chris''': It looks so much like ''{{Castlevania}}'' that I expected to see a dude in a loincloth whipping Medusa Heads.\\

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-and-robin-movie-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''

-->-- '''[[ImpossibleThief Garrett]]''' about the [[AbandonedHospital Shalebridge Cradle]], ''{{Thief}} : Deadly Shadows''

-->-- '''Crazy Doctor''', ''Film/IceScreamMan''

-->-- '''Creator/FriedrichNietzsche''' [[hottip:*:He was eventually thrown into one. Sure it's not a Bedlam House per se, but think about how low the knowledge of mental health was before.]]

-->--The HPLovecraft Historical Society

-->-- '''FriedrichNietzsche''' [[hottip:*:He was eventually thrown into one. Sure it's not a Bedlam House per se, but think about how low the knowledge of mental health was before.]]

->''"I shall mourn the disappearance of the peculiar environment present only in an insane asylum. That palpable atmosphere of blistered brains and churning bowels, the odiferous deluge of freely flowing bodily humors, that gently rolling cacophony of distant sobs and screams, the muttered cursing of perceived enemies and the blissful gurgling of the lobotomized. Like a new born babe discovering the sky."''

-->-- '''[[ImpossibleThief Garrett]]''' about the [[AbandonedHospital Shalebridge Cradle], ''{{Thief}} : Deadly Shadows''

-->-- '''Garrett''' about the [[HauntedHospital Shalebridge Cradle], ''{{Thief}} : Deadly Shadows''

->''Away in a madhouse, Confined to my bed\\
From visions and nightmares, That filled me with dread\\
The doctor has sweetly, Inserted a probe\\
To sever completely, My pre-frontal lobe!\\

They change my behavior, To cure all my ills\\

I'll stay here forever, For [[CosmicHorrorStory outside is hell!]]''

I'll stay here forever, For outside is hell!''

->''Away in a madhouse\\
Confined to my bed\\
From visions and nightmares\\
That filled me with dread\\
The doctor has sweetly\\
Inserted a probe\\
To sever completely\\
My pre-frontal lobe!\\
Electroshock therapy\\
mind-numbing pills\\
They change my behavior\\
To cure all my ills\\
I love the asylum\\
My own padded cell\\
I'll stay here forever\\
For outside is hell!''

->''"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."''

->''"I shall mourn the disappearance of the peculiar environment present only in an insane asylum. That palpable atmosphere of blistered brains and churning bowels, the odiferous deluge of freely flowing bodily humors, that gently rolling cacophony of distant sobs and screams, the muttered cursing of perceived enemies and the blissful gurgling of the lobotomized. Like a new born babe discovering the sky."''
-->-- ''Alistair Grout, VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

->'''Homer Simpson''': Be quiet or we'll put you in a home.
->'''Abraham Simpson''': You already put me in a home!
->'''Homer Simpson''': Then we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on ''Sixty Minutes''.
->'''Abraham Simpson''': ''[Pathetically]'' I'll be good.
-->-- ''TheSimpsons''

-->--The HPLovecraft Historical Society

''"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."''

--> ''Alistair Grout, VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

--> ''TheSimpsons''

->I shall mourn the disappearance of the peculiar environment present only in an insane asylum. That palpable atmosphere of blistered brains and churning bowels, the odiferous deluge of freely flowing bodily humors, that gently rolling cacophony of distant sobs and screams, the muttered cursing of perceived enemies and the blissful gurgling of the lobotomized. Like a new born babe discovering the sky.

''Away in a madhouse\\

* (Sung to the tune of Away in a Manger)

-->The HPLovecraft Historical Society

They change my behavior\\

Away in a madhouse\\

For outside is hell!

--> ''TheSimpsons''