History Quotes / BadassPreacher

->''It's Super Pope!''
-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E04FutureWar Future War]]"

->'''Priest''': Tell me, Father Anderson. What is your favorite thing to do?\\

'''Priest''': And what about killing vampires?\\

->''It's Super Pope!''
-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E04FutureWar Future War]]"

->"The future is in the hands of God, my son... But you'd better run along quickly because the present might well be in my feet."

->"Woe to the man who leads my flock astray", [[AsTheGoodBookSays says the Lord]]. ''[sigh]'' We were given ''so much''. This land. This ''life''. Our freedom. What's left of it now? Our people... felt ''abandoned''. Grew ''[[CrisisOfFaith weary]]''. They ''needed our help''. [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot And we didn't listen]]. But [[BigBad he]] did. [[DarkMessiah Told them]] ''[[DarkMessiah exactly]]'' [[DarkMessiah what they wanted to hear]]. But those... ''falsehoods'', lies, his... ''poison''. [[ApocalypseCult It's driven them from pasture]], from the ''[[GodBeforeDogma righteous]]'' path. [[IronicEcho Woe to the man who leads my flock astray]]. For if I am not [[GoodShepherd their shepherd]]... then... I must be... '''''the wolf'''''.

-> You need [[ArmsDealer guns]] to do [[GoodIsNotSoft righteous work]], [[PlayerCharacter Ajay]]... for every gun is a bible, for every bullet... a sermon. And for every radio tower that you free from [[BigBad Pagan's]] lies, I will give you something. A reward. It is the will of God. (''presents a handgun to Ajay'') Here. This is for the first one.

->He followed you to Hell once. Now, he is at your side again. His faith in you is unshakable, though he doesn't like being left alone for too long.

->Half of my brethren have served at the Front. We are armed and will fight to the last gun shell. Look at the monastery’s location. There’s no chance for tanks to move here. You can only get us from above, with aviation. But when the first plane appears over the monastery, the whole world will be told of it in five minutes by ''Voice of America''. So – think for yourselves!

->Father Kornily, bring the axe here, we’ll chop off heads!

->'''Priest''': Tell me, Father Anderson. What is your favorite thing to do?
->'''Anderson''': Spreading the love and the good word of the Lord Jesus Christ to all the many peoples of the world!
->'''Priest''': And what about killing vampires?
->'''Anderson''': Oh, just try to fuckin' stop me!

-->-- '''Preacher Man Bob''', '''''Buttcrack'''''

-->-- '''Imperial Guard priest''', '''''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'''''

-> '''Seth Gekko:''' So what are you: a faithless preacher, or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
-> '''Jacob Fuller:''' I'm a mean... mmm hmm... servant of God.
-->-- '''''Film/FromDuskTillDawn'''''

-->-- '''Father Grigori''', '''VideoGame/HalfLife2'''

-->--BattleCry of '''Michael Carpenter''', [[KnightInShiningArmor Knight of the Cross]], '''''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'''''

-->-- '''''Series/{{Firefly}}'''''

-->--'''The Priest''', '''''Film/{{Machete}}'''''

-->--Description of Reverend Ray from [[http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/r_callofjuarez_pc the Eurogamer review]] of '''''VideoGame/CallOfJuarez'''''

-->--'''Nathan Copeland''', '''''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle'''''

-->-- '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot]]''', '''''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E04FutureWar Future War]]'''''

-->-- '''Joshua Graham''', opening narration of the ''[[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Honest Hearts trailer]]''.

-->-- '''Joshua Graham''', his preferred method of dealing with enemies.

->''I will kill. I will let live. I will harm and heal. None will escape me. None will escape my sight.''
->''Be crushed.''
->''I welcome those who have grown old and those who have lost.''
->''Devote yourself to me, learn from me, and obey me.''
->''Rest. Do not forget song, do not forget prayer, and do not forget me.''
->''I am light and relieve you of all your burdens.''
->''Do not pretend. Retribution for forgiveness, betrayal for trust, despair for hope, darkness for light, dark death for the living.''
->''Relief is in my hands. I will add oil to your sins and leave a mark.''
->''Eternal life is given through death.''
->''Ask for forgiveness here. I, the incarnation, will swear.''
->''Kyrie eleison''

->'''[[OurVampiresAreDifferent Count de Magpyr]]''': An axe isn't a holy symbol, you silly man!
->'''Mightily Oats''': Oh. [[PreMortemOneLiner Then let's make it one]].

->'''Barry:''' [''shortly after getting his ass kicked for the first time''] Who the hell ARE you?
->'''Thaddeus:''' I am Father Thaddeus Praise-His-Name Godbotherer III. High Priest of the Seventh Day Advent Hedge Devolutionists. Keeper of the Incantations and Steward of the Sunday Coffee Mornings.
->'''Barry:''' Holy balls, I did my thesis on you!

->'''Father Gerät''': Yes, it has been a long time since we faced the trials of raiders....
->'''Corbettite''': Exactly, and are we strong enough to stand against them?
->''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141027#.XDE8LlVKiCh (massive series of explosions)]]''
->'''Father Gerät''': ...I meant, will we find the strength to ''spare'' any of them?

->"Woe to the man who leads my flock astray", [[AsTheGoodBookSays says the Lord]]. ''[sigh]'' We were given ''so much''. This land. This ''life''. Our freedom. What's left of it now? Our people... felt ''abandoned''. Grew ''[[CrisisOfFaith weary]]''. They ''needed our help''. [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot And we didn't listen]]. But [[BigBad he]] did. [[DarkMessiah Told them]] ''[[DarkMessiah exactly]]'' [[DarkMessiah what they wanted to hear]]. But those... ''falsehoods'', lies, his... ''poison''. [[ApocalypseCult It's driven them from pasture]], from the ''righteous'' path. [[IronicEcho Woe to the man who leads my flock astray]]. For if I am not [[GoodShepherd their shepherd]]... then... I must be... '''''the wolf'''''.

-->--'''Kotomine Kirei,''' ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight''

->'''Priest''': Tell me, father Anderson. What is your favorite thing to do?

->"Woe to the man who leads my flock astray", [[AsTheGoodBookSays says the Lord]]. ''[sigh]'' We were given ''so much''. This land. This ''life''. Our freedom. What's left of it now? Our people... felt ''abandoned''. Grew ''weary''. They ''needed our help''. [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot And we didn't listen]]. But [[BigBad he]] did. [[DarkMessiah Told them]] ''[[DarkMessiah exactly]]'' [[DarkMessiah what they wanted to hear]]. But those... ''falsehoods'', lies, his... ''poison''. [[ApocalypseCult It's driven them from pasture]], from the ''righteous'' path. [[IronicEcho Woe to the man who leads my flock astray]]. For if I am not [[GoodShepherd their shepherd]]... then... I must be... '''''the wolf'''''.

-->-- '''Father [=McGruder=] the Kung Fu Priest''', '''''[[Film/{{Braindead}} Dead Alive]]'''''

-->-- '''Father [=McGruder=]''', '''''[[Film/{{Braindead}} Dead Alive]]'''''

->Half of my brethren have served at the Front. We are armed and will fight to the last gun shell. Look at the monastery’s location. There’s no chance for tanks to move here. You can only get us from above, with aviation. But the moment the first plane appears above the monastery, the whole world will be told of it in five minutes by ''Voice of America''. So – think for yourselves!

-->--Imperial Priest, ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar''

->'''Count de Magpyr''': An axe isn't a holy symbol, you silly man!
->'''Mightily Oats''': Oh. Then let's make it one.

->'''Book:''' Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier [[TechincalPacifist on the subject of kneecaps.]]

-> '''Zoë:''' Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
->'''Book:''' Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

->"Woe to the man who leads my flock astray", [[AsTheGoodBookSays says the Lord]]. ''[sigh]'' We were given ''so much''. This land. This ''life''. Our freedom. What's left of it now? Our people... felt ''abandoned''. Grew ''weary''. They ''needed our help''. [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot And we didn't listen]]. But [[BigBad he]] did. [[DarkMessiah Told them]] ''[[DarkMessiah exactly]]'' [[DarkMessiah what they wanted to hear]]. But those... ''falsehoods'', lies, his... ''poison''. [[{{Cult}} It's driven them from pasture]], from the ''righteous'' path. [[IronicEcho Woe to the man who leads my flock astray]]. For if I am not [[GoodShepherd their shepherd]]... then... I must be... '''''the wolf'''''.

->''Woe to the man who leads my flock astray. For if I am not their shepherd... then I must be ''the wolf.''

->''A shepherd must tend to his flock, especially when they have grown... unruly.''

-> ''The Lord commands me to turn the other cheek, Amen, but I only have two cheeks.''

-->--'''Father Alexander Anderson''', '''''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'''''