History Quotes / BadLiar

-->--'''Tommy Flanagan, The Pathological Liar''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'''

'''Lee:''' Did you lick it?\.

->'''Lee''': ''(inspecting salt lick)'' What's this thing?
->'''Duck''': Daddy said it's called a salt lick.
->'''Clementine''': Yeah, but don't lick it. It's gross.
->'''Lee''': Did you lick it?
->'''Clementine''': .....I dunno.

->'''Algernon''' ''(stammering)'': Bunbury doesn't live here. Bunbury is somewhere else at present. In fact, Bunbury is dead. \\
'''Lady Bracknell''': Dead! When did Mr. Bunbury die? His death must have been extremely sudden.\\
'''Algernon''' ''(airily)'': Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon. I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon. \\
'''Lady Bracknell''': What did he die of? \\
'''Algernon''': Bunbury? Oh, he was quite exploded. \\
'''Lady Bracknell''': Exploded! Was he the victim of a revolutionary outrage? I was not aware that Mr. Bunbury was interested in social legislation. If so, he is well punished for his morbidity. \\
'''Algernon''': My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live, that is what I mean--so Bunbury died. \\
'''Lady Bracknell''': He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians.

-> ''Yeah! That's the ticket!''

->'''Star-Lord''': This is weird. We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.\\
'''Gamora''': Why would they do that?\\
'''Drax the Destroyer''': Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.\\
'''Rocket Raccoon''': Dude!\\
'''Drax''': Right... He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.

-> '''Auri''': Just as I thought. Cart oil leaking everywhere.\\
'''Aziz''': It's ice cream juice.\\
'''Auri''': *Finds an octopus*\\
'''Aziz''': Ice cream squid! Is how we make in old country.\\
'''Auri''': *Finds a handgun*\\

'''Aziz''': ...Ice cream... very dangerous business...

->''"Yeah, so that man’s official argument is '[[InsaneTrollLogic Ukrainians killed their own civilians, who actually aren’t civilians; they’re actors who were just pretending to be dead, and the Ukrainian government itself is responsible for the real slaughter of its own fake civilians]].' That’s obviously ridiculous, [[DoWrongRight and also ignores the first rule of lying: don’t overcomplicate]]. There’s a reason the line is '[[GirlfriendInCanada I definitely have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school]]' and not, 'I definitely have a girlfriend, she’s actually twins, sometimes they merge and became one really big girl, I’d invite you to come over and meet them, but that might be confusing, because I am you from the future.'"''

->''"I’ve always been good at setting things up so people believe what I need them to believe, but I’ve never been a very good liar. The two skills are not the same."''

->'''Lee''' ''(inspecting salt lick)'': What's this thing?

->'''Lee''' "(inspecting salt lick)": What's this thing?

-->-- "VideoGame/TheWalkingDead"

-->-- "VideoGame/TheWalkingDead

'''Duck''': Daddy said it's called a salt lick.
'''Clementine''': Yeah, but don't lick it. It's gross.
'''Lee''': Did you lick it?
'''Clementine''': .....I dunno.
-->-- "VideoGame/TheWalkingDead: SeasonOne

-->-- "VideoGame/TheWalkingDead:SeasonOne

-->-- ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''