History Quotes / BadCopIncompetentCop

-->--''Website/UrbanDictionary''

->''"It was as I had expected. He had forgotten or mislaid his badge. He had neglected to learn the outlines of the work for which he received money and consideration; and he expected me, the tax-payer, to go to infinite trouble to supplement his deficiencies...I laboured with him in this dense fog, but to no end. He had forgotten his badge, and [[NeverMyFault we were villains]] for that we did not cart him to the pub or barracks where he had left it."''
-->-- ''Steam Tactics'' by Creator/RudyardKipling

->''They said''
->''"Aren't you the suicide bomber''
->''Who blew up the bus, last year?"''
->''I said "no," they punched me
->''I said "Think logically"''
->''And they said "You think logically!"''
->''And I said''
->''"What?"''
-->-- ''Suicide Bomber'' by Music/{{Tripod}}.

-->--'''Dr. Venture''', ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

->''And when the cops came through''
->''Me and Dre stood next to a burned-down house''
->''With a can full of gas and a handful of matches''
->''And still weren't found out''
-->--'''Music/DrDre and Music/{{Eminem}}''', "Forgot about Dre"

-->--'''Det. James Carter'''. ''Film/RushHour''

->'''Claire:''' Let's try “[[GoodCopBadCop good cop, bad cop.]]”\\
'''Blinky:''' I think I know where you’re going with this. I shall play this game.[''Claire knocks on door''] Open up, [=RotGut=], or I'll kick down this door! [''[=RotGut=] answers.'']\\

'''Claire:''' Neither, you two-headed dirtbag! We need information. Gunmar’s got a mole down here, and you're gonna tell us who it is!\\

'''Claire:''' Oh, you wanna obstruct official Trollhunting business? Is that what you wanna do? Now you've done it! I feel my anger rising. I can't control it. You might want to talk to my partner, because I'm about to explode! [''Claire winks to Blinky. He winks back.'']\\
'''Blinky:''' Ahem. [''Blinky shouts and pulls out a live dwärkstone.''] If you don't tell us what we need to know this instant, I'm turning us all into a smoking crater! [''[=RotGut=] shuts their windows.'']\\
'''Gut:''' Are you insane? You’re gonna kill us all!\\
'''Claire:''' Whoa whoa, Blinky, what are you doing?\\
'''Blinky:''' I’m buying baby. I’m buying the farm if they don’t start talking!\\

-->-- Blinky and Claire interrogating [=RotGut=], "[[Recap/TrollhuntersS2E12MistrialAndError Mirtrial and Error]]", ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}''

->'''[=MacGregor=]''': We have been quality polis for the last... day or so.
->'''Toshan''': Quality polis all the way. Nae stealing nothing, nae leathering anybody, nae boozing, nae rolling joints, nae strippers, nae knocking caravans...
->'''[=MacGregor=]''': That's plenty, Toshan.
--> -- Two "quality polis" before their supervisor, ''Series/{{Burnistoun}}''

->'''Sgt. Jim Bert''': Let me tell you what happened kid. You and whoever else you're in this with decided you'd pull one over on the police department. So you bust in here when the doc's not around, smash the place up...\\
'''Lieutenant Dave''': Hold on, Jim, the kids couldn't have done this. You saw for yourself, the window was locked from the inside, and so was the door.\\
'''Bert''': They rigged it with a piece of string to lock from the outside to make us look silly.\\
'''Jane Martin''': I think you're doing a good job of that all by yourself, Sergeant.
-->--''Film/TheBlob1958''

--> ''Steam Tactics'' by Creator/RudyardKipling

->They said
->"Aren't you the suicide bomber
->Who blew up the bus, last year?"
->I said "no," they punched me
->I said "Think logically"
->And they said "You think logically!"
->And I said
->"What?"
--> ''Suicide Bomber'' by Music/{{Tripod}}.

->"This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."

-->--''UrbanDictionary''

-->--'''Dr. Dre and Eminem''', "Forgot about Dre"

-->--'''Det. James Carter'''. ''RushHour''

--> ''Suicide Bomber'' by Tripod.

-> “And now,” said I, “I want to see your authority.”
-> “The badge of your ratin’?” Pyecroft added.
-> “I’m a constable,” he said, and kicked. Indeed, his boots would have bewrayed him across half a county’s plough; but boots are not legal evidence.
-> “I want your authority,” I repeated coldly; “some evidence that you are not a common drunken tramp.”
-> It was as I had expected. He had forgotten or mislaid his badge. He had neglected to learn the outlines of the work for which he received money and consideration; and he expected me, the tax-payer, to go to infinite trouble to supplement his deficiencies.
-> “If you don’t believe me, come to Linghurst,” was the burden of his almost national anthem.
-> “But I can’t run all over Sussex every time a blackmailer jumps up and says he is a policeman.”
-> “Why, it’s quite close,” he persisted.
-> “‘Twon’t be--soon,” said Hinchcliffe.
-> “None of the other people ever made any trouble. To be sure, ''they'' was gentlemen,” he cried. “All I can say is, it may be very funny, but it ain’t fair.”
-> I laboured with him in this dense fog, but to no end. He had forgotten his badge, and we were villains for that we did not cart him to the pub or barracks where he had left it.

--> ' 'Suicide Bomber'' by Tripod.

-->--'''Dr. Venture''', ''TheVentureBrothers''

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--> ''Steam Tactics'' by RudyardKipling

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