History Quotes / AntiRoleModel

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/WarioLand Wario]]'''

->''"Don't do anything I '''would''' do. And definitely don't do anything I ''wouldn't'' do. There's a little grey area there, that's where you operate."''

->''"These... ''(eats nacho)'' are very bad for you. Okay, kids? Only whales... ''(opens soda)'' should eat these. ''(chugs soda)'' Uuugh... So good!"''
-->-- '''Chilli''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Bluey}}''

-> A lot of people think crime is bad, but it all depends on how you pick your role models. I lean towards governors, bankers, athletes and [[Franchise/StarWars Sith lords]].

->''Anyone can be a fool''\\
''And do things which are wrong''\\
''But fools find out, when it's too late,''\\
''That they don't live so long''
-->--'''Jiminy Cricket''', ''Series/TheMickeyMouseClub''

->''Okay...I'm going to attempt to drown myself. You can try this at home. You can be just like me!''
-->--'''Music/{{Eminem}}''', opening lines to "Role Model", from ''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''

->''Don't do anything I '''would''' do. And definitely don't do anything I ''wouldn't'' do. There's a little grey area there, that's where you operate.''

'''Tony Stark:''' And I wanted you to be ''better.''

->''It may be that your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.''

->''Bath- NO! Brush teeth- NO! Don't be like me, kids!''

->'''Sonic:''' Being a role model is overrated. I'd much rather be...hilariously edgy.\\
'''Amy:''' Sonic, when you say things like that, [[BaitAndSwitchComment I feel like throwing up in my mouth!]]

'''Duckman:''' ''Role model?'' Hey, I'm a waterfowl. I'm not a TV show! Even if I were, any halfway intelligent audience would ''know'' I'm not someone to imitate. Who'd aspire to be someone who's gotten the stuffing knocked out of him so many times the only reason he gets up in the morning is because either he's really ''stupid'', or somewhere, deep down inside, beats the heart of a disappointed, yet still hopeful idealist, a yellow ('''Yes, yellow!''') teller of truth, who's a spokesperson for the silent masses, who'd love to tell it like it is, who's an idol to be emulated, nay, a '''god''' to be bowed down to?! But...I'm not a role model.

->''With all you people as role models... [[AbusiveParents no wonder my son is]]... '' '''''sensitive...'''''

->''Don't do anything I '''would''' do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a grey area there, that's where you operate.''

->''Anyone can be a fool''
->''And do things which are wrong''
->''But fools find out, when it's too late,''
->''That they don't live so long''

-->- '''Unknown'''

-> A lot of people think crime is bad, but it all depends on how you pick your role models. I lean towards governors, bankers, athletes and [[StarWars Sith lords]].

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-->-- '''Wally''', ''{{Dilbert}}''

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