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->In my experience, your typical scenario is that some trespassing teenagers get stoned on ’shrooms, hallucinate flying saucers piloted by alien colorectal surgeons looking to field-test their new alien endoscope technology, and [[BringMeMyBrownPants shit themselves copiously]] all over [[FirstContactFarmer Farmer Giles’ back paddock]].

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->In my experience, your typical scenario is that some trespassing teenagers get stoned on ’shrooms, hallucinate flying saucers piloted by alien colorectal surgeons looking to field-test their new alien endoscope technology, and [[BringMeMyBrownPants shit themselves copiously]] all over [[FirstContactFarmer Farmer Giles’ back paddock]].paddock.
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->In my experience, your typical scenario is that some trespassing teenagers get stoned on ’shrooms, hallucinate flying saucers piloted by alien colorectal surgeons looking to field-test their new alien endoscope technology, and [[BringMeMyBrownPants shit themselves copiously]] all over [[FirstContactFarmer Farmer Giles’ back paddock]].
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheLaundryFiles Equoid]]'' by Creator/CharlesStross
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->'''Harry Vanderspeigle''': I thought you'd be in Georgia by now, getting probed.\\
'''Max Hawthorne''': Humans don't probe. Only stupid aliens do that.\\
'''Harry''': My people don't. It's TheGreys that have the ass fetish.
-->-- ''Series/ResidentAlien'', "[[Recap/ResidentAlienS1E5LoveLanguage Love Language]]"
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->"There's Havent Kum!" whispered B'Elannarella, pointing off to one side. The former foremost ensign was being forced to endure the evil attentions of the Siamese Delaney Twins of Stella Five, who were using some kind of brain probe on him. According to the orifice in which the probe was being inserted, Havent's brains were in his ass.
-->-- ''B'Elannarella''
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->"I thought if these beings were more advanced than us, they should be nearer the Creator," babbled a [[Film/TheWarOfTheWorlds pasty-faced pastor]]. "But the alien said the only creator it worshipped was Creator/RayHarryhausen. Then it stuck a PROBE up my behind! IT'S EVIL!"

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->"I thought if these beings were more advanced than us, they should be nearer the Creator," babbled a [[Film/TheWarOfTheWorlds [[Film/TheWarOfTheWorlds1953 pasty-faced pastor]]. "But the alien said the only creator it worshipped was Creator/RayHarryhausen. Then it stuck a PROBE up my behind! IT'S EVIL!"
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->'''Gwog''': "Human: Meet the probe-o-matic. I'll be needing one of your orifices now."
->'''Dr. Thaddeus Euphemism''': "Oh no! I certainly hope you're not planning to stick that up my nose! Oh dear me, that would be the worst thing ever!"
->'''Gwog''': "Guess again."
->'''Dr. Thaddeus Euphemism''': ''(thinking)'' "It was worth a shot."
-->-- ''Webcomic/ThePetriDish''
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->'''Sam:''' ''[over the phone]'' Close encounter? What kind? First? Second?\\
'''Dean:''' ''[running from a UFO]'' They're after me!\\
'''Sam:''' Third Kind already? You better run, man, I think the Fourth Kind is a butt thing.
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "[[Recap/SupernaturalS06E09ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve Clap Your Hands if You Believe]]"

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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
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->"I thought if these beings were more advanced than us, they should be nearer the Creator," babbled a [[Film/TheWarOfTheWorlds pasty-faced pastor]]. "But the alien said the only creator it worshipped was Creator/RayHarryhausen. Then it stuck a PROBE up my behind! IT'S EVIL!"
->"Sometimes we would find our cattle mutilated, and our men with probes up their behinds," muttered a [[Film/{{Predator}} hot Hispanic babe]]. "The old women, they crossed themselves and whispered crazy things: The Beast That Makes Queers Out Of Men."
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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