History Quotes / AmicableExes

->"This isn't a failed marriage. It's a very successful marriage that happened to only last three years."
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Barney]]''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS9E23LastForeverPartOne Last Forever Pt. 1]]"

->'''Charlene:''' Vanessa, remember it's your weekend at your dad's place.
->'''[[MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Vanessa]]''': Great. A whole 48 hours of evil.
->'''Charlene:''' Honey, we've been over this. Your father is not evil. No one is. We just didn't get along. We wanted different things.
->'''Vanessa:''' Was one of those things, being evil? 'Cause he's evil.
-->-- '''[[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr Doofenschmirtz's]]''' ex-wife and daughter, in ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->''I'm giving you up''
->''I've forgiven it all''
->''You set me free-ee''
->''Send my love to your new lover''
->''Treat her better''
->''We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts''
->''We both know we ain't kids no more''
-->-- ''{{Music/Adele}}'', "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"

->"[Dick and I] dated for years, all through college. We were '''good''' together. [...] I guess we grew apart... grew up. We stayed friends, but I hadn't seen him in years."
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/YoungLove''

->'''Phèdre''': Was she your lover?\\
'''Delaunay''': A long time ago. ''[grin]'' We are well-matched in many ways, but that was not one of them; unless it be that we were too well-matched. If neither will give way in love, it is not pleasing in the eyes of Naamah. ''[shrug]'' Still, I do not think either of us gave the other cause for regret.
-->-- '''Delaunay''' about him and '''Melisande''', ''[[Literature/KushielsLegacy Kushiel's Dart]]''

->"A very long time ago, Sheridan and I were married, for all of about three months. [...] We met fresh out of officer training school. We hit it off, fell crazy in love, got married, realized we'd made a terrible mistake, fell crazy out of love, and split up. You see, in a relationship you gotta take turns being in charge, but we both wanted to be in charge all the time. We had arguments that could peel paint off the walls. But it was over a long time ago. He's not carrying a torch for me, and I'm not carrying one for him. But the bottom line is, he knows he can trust me, and I know I can trust him."
-->-- '''Cpt. Elizabeth Lochley''', ''Series/BabylonFive'', ''"[[Recap/BabylonFiveS05E06StrangeRelations Strange Relations]]"''

->''"Men and women grow apart, but the journey they share together will always be a part of them."''
-->-- '''Ned Leeds''', ''Film/SpiderManFarFromHome''

->'''Trent:''' ''Please'' don't tell me this is what I think it is.\\
'''Gwen:''' ''(sighs)''...It's what you think it is.
-->-- Trent and Gwen breaking up, ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaAction''

->"[Dick and I] dated for years, all through college. Were were '''good''' together. [...] I guess we grew apart... grew up. We stayed friends, but I hadn't seen him in years."

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''

-->-- ''Theatre/{{Company}}''

-->-- '''[[spoiler:Barney]]''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "Last Forever Pt. 1"

->"This isn't a failed marriage. This is a very successful marriage that happened to only last three years."

->'''Charlene''': Vanessa, remember it's your weekend at your dad's place.

->'''Charlene''': Honey, we've been over this. Your father is not evil. No one is. We just didn't get along. We wanted different things.
->'''Vanessa''': Was one of those things, being evil? 'Cause he's evil.

-->--'''Delaunay''' about him and '''Melisande''', ''[[Literature/KushielsLegacy Kushiel's Dart]]''

-->--'''Cpt. Elizabeth Lochley''', ''Series/BabylonFive'', ''"[[Recap/BabylonFiveS05E06StrangeRelations Strange Relations]]"''

->[Dick and I] dated for years, all through college. Were were '''good''' together. [...] I guess we grew apart... grew up. We stayed friends, but I hadn't seen him in years.

-->-- '''[[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr Doofenschmirtz]]'s''' ex-wife and daughter, in ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->'''Rumi and Jin''': ''"We're getting a divorce ~! [[SayItWithHearts <3]]''"
->'''Rumi''': ''"(...) It's not that we're not fond of each other... Even now, we really do!"''
->'''Jin''': ''"Oh yes."''
->'''Rumi''': ''"But it's not a passionate love anymore... more like familiar one, isn't it?"''
->'''Jin''': ''"Even before we got married, we were better as best friends than as a couple."''
->'''Rumi''': ''Also, if only one of us had fallen, it'd be like a case of infidelity and extra-marital relationships and it wouldn't be good...''"
->'''Jin''': "''Oh yeah. But in this case, there's no problem...''"
->'''Miki''': ''"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"''
-->-- '''''Manga/MarmaladeBoy'''''

-->-- [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr]] Doofenschmirtz's ex-wife and daughter, in '''''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'''''

-->--''Theatre/{{Company}}''

--> ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''

-->-- '''''{{Music/Adele}}''''', "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"

-->-- '''{{Music/Adele}}''', "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"

-->'''{{Music/Adele}}''', "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"

->''Send my love to your new lover
->Treat her better
->We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts
->We both know we ain't kids no more''

->Send my love to your new lover

->We both know we ain't kids no more
-->''{{Music/Adele}}''', "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)"

-->Send my love to your new lover
-->Treat her better
-->We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts
-->We both know we ain't kids no more

-->-- '''''MarmaladeBoy'''''

-->--''{{Company}}''

->'''Vanessa''': Was one of those things, "to be evil"? Because he's evil.

-->-- [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr]] Doofenschmirtz's ex-wife and daughter, in '''''PhineasAndFerb'''''

->'''Paul:''' You're the first to know.

->'''Zatanna:''' How is it again that you're friends with all of your exes?