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** [[AbsoluteXenophobe Bob]] gives a monologue towards humanity detailing each and every one of its flaws, It's so thoroughly articulate and convincing that ''[[DrivenToSuicide the entire world commits suicide]]''

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* '''Defied''': ShutUpHannibal[=/=]ShutUpKirk

** Alice beats Bob to the punch by delivering a "The Reason '''I''' Suck" Speech and then caps it with a "...so, is there anything ''else'' you want to tell me?". This manages to psych out Bob, showcasing that Alice knows perfectly well ''that'' she sucks and ''why'' she sucks, and most importantly, that '''[[IAmWhatIAm she doesn't care]]'''.

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** [[TheWoobie Bob]] gives Alice a speech on why [[TheReasonISuckSpeech''he'' is a failure.]]

** [[TheWoobie Bob]] gives Alice a speech on why ''he'' is a failure ("The Reason ''I'' Suck" Speech)

** Bob is [[MadeOutToBeAJerkass gave a lot of criticism himself for calling out Alice in such a way that set her in a depressed state]].
** Due to being made off-the-cuff, being highly passionate and clearly biased, Bob's speech comes across less of like the well-written examples and more of immature ranting.

*** '''Exaggerated''' form of the above: Congratulations, Bob! You little five-minute speech pointing out the flaws of the Aliens got [[PoorCommunicationKills misinterpreted]] and made them believe that [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters humans are savage beasts]] that [[ItIsBeyondSaving do not deserve to exist]]. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone You may wish to remember that]] when you hear the news about how [[AliensAreBastards the Aliens]] [[AlienInvasion have declared war and are now trying to]] [[KillAllHumans end humanity]].

** Bob gives a monologue towards humanity detailing each and every one of its flaws, It's so thoroughly articulate and convincing that ''[[DrivenToSuicide the entire world commits suicide]]''

** [[Characters/ScpFoundationScp682 Bob]] gives a monologue towards humanity detailing each and every one of its flaws, It's so thoroughly articulate and convincing that ''[[DrivenToSuicide the entire world commits suicide]]''

** [[TheWoobie Bob]] gives Alice a speech on why ''he'' is a failure ("The reason ''I'' suck" Speech)

** Bob gives Alice a speech on why ''[[TheWoobie he]]'' is a failure

** Bob gives a monologue towards humanity detailing each and every one of its flaws, It's so thoroughly articulate and convincing that ''[[DrivenToSuicide the entire world commits suicide]]''

* '''Exaggerated''': Bob gives Alice a very, very long, detailed speech that carries on for hours and hours, describing in great detail every failure she's ever made in her life.

* '''Exaggerated''': Bob gives Alice a very, very long, detailed speech that lasts for ''hours'', describing in great detail every failure she's ever made in her life.

** [[SarcasmMode Congratulations, Bob!]] Your little three-minute speech became Alice's stressor. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone You may wish to remember that]] when you hear Claire say about how [[TheWoobie Alice]] [[DespairEventHorizon decided life was not worth living anymore]] and [[DrivenToSuicide jumped in front of a train]].
*** '''Exaggerated''' form of the above: [[SarcasmMode Congratulations, Bob!]] Your little three-minute speech pointing out the flaws of the Aliens got [[PoorCommunicationKills misinterpreted]] and made them believe that [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters humans are savage beasts]] that [[ItIsBeyondSaving don't deserve to exist]]. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone You may wish to remember that]] when you hear the news about how [[AliensAreBastards the Aliens]] [[AlienInvasion have declared war and are now trying to]] [[KillAllHumans end humanity]].

** [[SarcasmMode Congratulations, Bob!]] Your little three-minute speech became Alice's stressor. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone You may wish to remember that]] when you hear Claire say about how [[TheWoobie Alice]] had a [[DespairEventHorizon]].

* '''Exaggerated''': Bob gives Alice a very, very long, detailed speech that carries on for hours and hours, describing in great detail every failure she's ever made in her life.

** Congratulations, Bob! You little five-minute speech became Alice's stressor. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone You may wish to remember that]] when you hear the news about how [[SerialKiller Alice]] went on [[SpreeKiller a killing spree]].
*** '''Exaggerated''' form of the above: Congratulations, Bob! You little five-minute speech pointing out the flaws of the Aliens got [[PoorCommunicationKills misinterpreted]] and made them believe that [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters humans are savage beasts]] that [[ItIsBeyondSaving do not deserve to exist]]. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone You may wish to remember that]] when you hear the news about how [[AliensAreBastards the Aliens]] [[AlienInvasion have declared war and are now trying to]] [[KillAllHumans end humanity]].

* '''Parodied''': Bob gives a [[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS passive-agressive]] speech that involves lots of egregious things and ArsonMurderAndJaywalking.

* '''Enforced''': "The MoralDissonance is getting out of hand. Find some way to [[WhatTheHellHero chew Alice out for all the bad stuff she's done]]."

* '''Zig Zagged''': ???

** Bob starts to rant at Alice, only to slowly realize that he's the same Alice and has a HeelRealization. He may decide to reform himself after this revelation.

** Bob starts to rant at Alice, only to slowly realize that he is NotSoDifferent than Alice and has a HeelRealization. He may decide to reform himself after this revelation.

** Bob gives Alice a speech about her flaws which then angers Alice who then gives Bob a speech on his own similar flaws, telling him that [[NotSoDifferent he's no better and thus has no right or position to be so judgmental of her]].

** Bob comes to the terms that he and Alice are NotSoDifferent after all, and they both [[FireForgedFriends made an agreement to help each other overcome their flaws]].