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** The least ends with an item that is still negative, but less than the other ones "You are charged with: War crimes, high treason, and armed robbery."
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** The things on the list aren't entirely ''disturbing'', but [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers the last thing definitely doesn't fit in with the rest]]: [[CordonBleughChef Our flavors of ice cream are liver, spinach, fermented fish,]] {{garlic|IsAbhorrent}}, and vanilla.

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** The things on the list aren't entirely ''disturbing'', but [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers the last thing definitely doesn't fit in with the rest]]: rest: [[CordonBleughChef Our flavors of ice cream are liver, spinach, fermented fish,]] {{garlic|IsAbhorrent}}, and vanilla.
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** "He drinks a lot, he's a philanderer, he drives recklessly, he has literal skeletons in his closet, he was a member of the Nazi Party back in 1930, he framed several innocent people for being groomers, he caused Chernobyl, he assassinated a competent political figure, he sunk the Titanic, he’s a serial rapist...", and the list goes on for hundreds of items before concluding with "...and he leaves the toilet seat up."

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** "He drinks a lot, he's a philanderer, he drives recklessly, he has literal skeletons in his closet, he was a member of the Nazi Party back in 1930, he framed several innocent people for being groomers, he caused Chernobyl, he assassinated a competent political figure, he sunk the Titanic, he’s a serial rapist...", and the list goes on for hundreds of items before concluding with "...and he leaves occasionally forgets to like your posts on the toilet seat up.internet."
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** There's more than one "Jaywalking" point.


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** ...which themselves have ''their own'' "Jaywalking" point.
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First, you must cross a mountain, then you must cross a river, then you must go back to ArsonMurderAndJaywalking. Then you must fly around the world, then you must [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife browse TV tropes,]] and then you must kill your pet cat and sacrifice it, then go outside and soak up some rays, [[OverlyLongGag and then you must go to Mars.]] Make sure to take a Mars bar with you, too, and a knife. Oh, and also, can you wash the dishes? There's blood on them.

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First, you must cross a mountain, then you must cross a river, then you must go back to ArsonMurderAndJaywalking.the main page. Then you must fly around the world, then you must [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife browse TV tropes,]] and then you must kill your pet cat and sacrifice it, then go outside and soak up some rays, [[OverlyLongGag and then you must go to Mars.]] Make sure to take a Mars bar with you, too, and a knife. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Oh, and also, can you wash the dishes? There's blood on them.dishes once you're done?]]
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** The lame crime at the end of the list is also a serious crime (because of SeriousBusiness, LoonyLaws, FelonyMisdemeanor or something similar) but there is [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis no dodging the part that it sounds stupid as hell if said aloud]].

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** The lame crime at the end of the list is also a serious crime (because (maybe or maybe not because of SeriousBusiness, LoonyLaws, FelonyMisdemeanor or something similar) but there is [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis no dodging the part that it sounds stupid as hell if said aloud]].
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** The lame crime at the end of the list is also a serious crime (because of SeriousBusiness, LoonyLaws, FelonyMisdemeanor or something similar) but there is [[ICantBelieveThatImSayingThis no dodging the part that it sounds stupid as hell if said aloud]].

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** The lame crime at the end of the list is also a serious crime (because of SeriousBusiness, LoonyLaws, FelonyMisdemeanor or something similar) but there is [[ICantBelieveThatImSayingThis [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis no dodging the part that it sounds stupid as hell if said aloud]].
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** The lame crime at the end of the list is also a serious crime (because of SeriousBusiness, LoonyLaws, FelonyMisdemeanor or something similar) but there is [[ICantBelieveThatImSayingThis no dodging the part that it sounds stupid as hell if said aloud]].
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** "He drinks a lot, he's a philanderer, and he leaves the toilet seat up...then he beat his last girlfriend with the said toilet seat."

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** "He drinks a lot, he's a philanderer, and he leaves the toilet seat up... then he beat his last girlfriend with the said toilet seat."
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** Alice brings up toilet seat as an example of how he [[EvilIsPetty casually disregards the needs of anybody but himself in even the smallest of things]].
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** ArsonMurderAndLifesavingArsonMurderAndLifesaving: "He drinks a lot, he's a philanderer... But he once saved a kid from being murdered."
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* '''Inverted''':** "He tortured a family, he left them behind in the basement to leave them to starve, and drank a glass of milk from the fridge. Said glass of milk has his fingerprints on it."



** "He drinks a lot....of Coca-Cola!"
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** If anybody asks about that particular toilet being the reason Alice is listing "leaves the seat up" amongst Bob's crimes, Alice makes clear that she means a regular toilet.
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** "He drinks a lot, he's a philanderer, he drives recklessly, he has literal skeletons in his closet, he was a member of the Nazi Party back in 1930...", and the list goes on for hundreds of items before concluding with "...and he leaves the toilet seat up."

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** "He drinks a lot, he's a philanderer, he drives recklessly, he has literal skeletons in his closet, he was a member of the Nazi Party back in 1930...1930, he framed several innocent people for being groomers, he caused Chernobyl, he assassinated a competent political figure, he sunk the Titanic, he’s a serial rapist...", and the list goes on for hundreds of items before concluding with "...and he leaves the toilet seat up."
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** "He wants to bring the EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, [[YouKilledMyFather he killed my father]] and he mocked me."

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** "He wants to bring the EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, [[YouKilledMyFather he killed my father]] and he mocked me.peed in public."

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It subverts the trope, not justifies it, since leaving the toliet seat up in that case is as bad as the other qualities Alice listed.


** [[ItMakesSenseInContext The toilet seat is secretly a device that activates a killer blade if it's been set up for too long, which would kill any unsuspecting person going to the toilet]].


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** The toilet seat is secretly a device that activates a killer blade if it's been set up for too long, which would kill any unsuspecting person going to the toilet.
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** Alice lists reasons why Bob is awesome, saying "He saves lives, he collects for charitable causes, he makes great pasta, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and he lets children enter a strip club.]]"

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** Alice lists reasons why Bob is awesome, saying "He saves lives, he collects for charitable causes, he makes great pasta, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and he lets children enter wears a strip club.]]"great hat!"
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** "He committed arson on his grandparents' home, he murdered his children and he jaywalks."

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** "He committed arson on his grandparents' home, he murdered his children and he jaywalks.harasses people who disagree with his opinions on Twitter."



** "He destroyed multiple planets, he inflicted the population of an entire planet into a FateWorseThanDeath, he raped thousands of women and he crossed the road on a red light once."
** "He bombed every single country on Earth, he enslaved several ''galaxies'' to do everything for him, and [[TakeThat he sells NFTs.]]

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** "He destroyed multiple planets, solar systems, he inflicted the population of an entire planet into a FateWorseThanDeath, he raped thousands of women and he crossed the road on a red light once."
** "He bombed every single country on Earth, he enslaved several ''galaxies'' to do everything for him, and [[TakeThat he sells NFTs.]]]]"
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** The lamest item on the list is SeriousBusiness to Alice (otherwise she would have left it alone, like the thirty thousand times Bob forgot to wash his hands).

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