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[[quoteright:225:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/shiningwizado.jpg]]
Shining Wizado is a musician from UsefulNotes/{{Seattle}} who specializes in songs about ProfessionalWrestling.
You can find out more at his [[https://superblizzard.bandcamp.com/ Bandcamp]] page.
!!! "Shining Tropes":
*BigYes: "YES", which is about Daniel Bryan, of course.
*BlasphemousBoast: From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p12X5N8hwA8 "Burial Time"]], about Wrestling/TripleH:
-->"(BURIAL TIME) I buried UsefulNotes/{{London}} and I buried Creator/CharlieSheen\\
(BURIAL TIME) I buried [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] and his whole goddamn regime\\
(BURIAL TIME) I buried [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy JFK]] and I buried [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln Lincoln]] too\\
(BURIAL TIME) And if you think I'm goin' down then I am burying YOU"
*CarryABigStick[=/=]WoodenKatanasAreEvenBetter: "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Don't turn your back or he'll hit you with a Kendo stick"
*ClusterFBomb: "[[Wrestling/SteveBlackman Steve F**king Blackman"]]
**Also "Diva" (see ListSong below)
-->"And John Laurinaitis can fuck himself!"
**"American Dickbutt (The Wrestling/BryanDanielson Story)"
**"Burial Time"
-->"AM I FUCKING GOING OVER\\
AM I FUCKING GOING OVER\\
AM I FUCKING GOING OVER"
*{{Dissimile}}: From "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Like Franchise/{{Superman}} but without the suit or the superpowers yeah"
*DoomyDoomsOfDoom: The Cosmic Doom EP, which was named for one of Wrestling/{{UltraMantis Black}}'s {{Finishing Move}}s and features the Mantis tribute "Neo-Solar Prayer," and is included in ''Shining Wizado: Championship Edition''.
*DrugsAreBad: "Wise Up," about Wrestling/JeffHardy and his terrible performance at ''[[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling TNA]] Victory Road 2011''.
*ExcitedShowTitle: "FELLA!," which is about Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}.
*FryingPanOfDoom: Mentioned in "Let's Get Hardcore"
*GarbageWrestler: "Let's Get Hardcore"
*GroinAttack: "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Don't turn your side or he'll hit you in the fucking dick"
*IAmSong: "I Am The Knife (Wrestling/BrayWyatt Tribute)"
*[[KickChick Kick Dude]]: "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Don't turn your front or he'll hit with a Roundhouse Kick"
*ListSong: From "Diva":
-->"I don't give a fuck about Wrestling/KellyKelly\\
I don't give a fuck about Wrestling/{{Eve|Torres}}, no\\
I don't give a fuck about Wrestling/AliciaFox\\
I don't give a fuck about [[Wrestling/BellaTwins Brie or Bella]]\\
I don't give a fuck about Wrestling/RosaMendes\\
I don't give a fuck about anybody else\\
I can't be fucked to remember their names\\
Fuck all of you"
*MemeticBadass: Invoked in "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Steve Fucking Blackman he's on the attack man\\
He knows karate and he sees that you've been slackin'"
*MinisculeRocking: Most of his songs are under five minutes. [[Wrestling/TeddyLong "TEDDEH"]], "Snow Day" (about Wrestling/AlSnow), "Wrestling/SinCara Theme (Indie Rock)," "Wrestling/DavidOtunga: Attorney at ''RAW'' Theme" and "Ode to Cobra" are all under 2 minutes.
*MirrorMatch: "Botch On (Demo)" is about Sin Cara and mentions the Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara (Wrestling/{{Hunico}}) match.
*MoralGuardians: Invoked, as "Diva" includes the line, "But I'm really starting to miss the Right to Censor." Raised to funny by the Cluster F-Bomb lyrics surrounding it.
*OneWomanSong: "Wrestling/{{Melina}}'s Confession"
*PunBasedTitle: "David Otunga: Attorney at RAW Theme"
*{{Sampling}}: "IT'S A HUGE DRAGON" is made up of samples of Wrestling/EddieKingston's commentary during the Lancelot (Lance Steel and Lance Steel)/Angel de Fuego/Dragon Dragon vs. [=UltraMantis Black=]/Hydra/Icarus/Dr. Cheung match at ''Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Running in the Red'', which was Dragon Dragon's debut.
*ShapedLikeItself: "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"His pants are black as is his name because his name is Blackman"
*ShoutOut: Well, yes. The name is derived from the wrestling move Shining Wizard, the album title Shining Wizado: Championship Edition refers to Wrestling/ChrisHero's Hero's Welcome: Championship Edition Finishing Move and the list just goes on from there.
**"Devil in My DNA" is based on the promo battles from Wrestling/ChrisJericho and Wrestling/CMPunk's 2012 feud.
**"These Sober Eyes" is based on the CM Punk-Jeff Hardy feud.
**"Bundle Up (Prelude)" is based on Eddie Kingston's promo on his opponent Lince Dorado at ''CHIKARA Tragedy and Triumph'', July 13, 2008.
**"Cactus Jack (acoustic demo)" is based on [[Wrestling/MickFoley Cactus]]' [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=93&nr=129 promo]] from the April 6, 1998 WWE RAW about how, when he and Wrestling/TerryFunk were injured in the cage match against the New Age Outlaws (Wrestling/Road Dogg and Wrestling/BillyGunn) the previous week, the fans chanted for Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin instead, and how, after the fans had wanted to see Mick as Cactus Jack, he felt disrespected.
-->"I gave you Cactus Jack\\
But what did you give me back?"
*TheShowMustGoOn: "The Show Must Go On," about Wrestling/ChrisBenoit, Wrestling/RandySavage and Wrestling/OwenHart.
*SillyLoveSongs: Parodied with "Website/{{Botchamania}}" and "Cold Fire (Wrestling/BookerT Love Song)"
*SomethingBlues: "Bad Booking Blues"
*TheSomethingSong: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3orgAYLKaXE "Cold Fire (Booker T. Love Song)"]]
*TakeThat!: "Burial Time," "Diva," "And I Quote" (about Wrestling/MichaelCole), among others.
*ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: "Let's Get Hardcore".
-->"I'm gonna hit your face\\
With a fuckin' brick\\
And then I'll get a wolf\\
Get him to bite your dick\\
I'll cut you with a knife\\
And then I'll go to jail\\
And then I'll get out of jail\\
And do it all again"
*TheUnintelligible: "Shadows Over Hell," which is about [[Wrestling/HunterJohnston Delirious]], who generally talks this way, and is named for one of his Finishing Moves. No lyrics are provided on the website.
*VillainSong: "Villain," about Wrestling/WilliamRegal
*WhiteDwarfStarlet: "Over," about Wrestling/RicFlair. The last lines, "I'm sorry/I love you" are taken from what Wrestling/ShawnMichaels said to Flair before pinning him in Flair's "retirement" match at ''Wrestling/{{WrestleMania}} XXIV'', March 30, 2008.
*WorthIt: He has a song with this title.
Shining Wizado is a musician from UsefulNotes/{{Seattle}} who specializes in songs about ProfessionalWrestling.
You can find out more at his [[https://superblizzard.bandcamp.com/ Bandcamp]] page.
!!! "Shining Tropes":
*BigYes: "YES", which is about Daniel Bryan, of course.
*BlasphemousBoast: From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p12X5N8hwA8 "Burial Time"]], about Wrestling/TripleH:
-->"(BURIAL TIME) I buried UsefulNotes/{{London}} and I buried Creator/CharlieSheen\\
(BURIAL TIME) I buried [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] and his whole goddamn regime\\
(BURIAL TIME) I buried [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy JFK]] and I buried [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln Lincoln]] too\\
(BURIAL TIME) And if you think I'm goin' down then I am burying YOU"
*CarryABigStick[=/=]WoodenKatanasAreEvenBetter: "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Don't turn your back or he'll hit you with a Kendo stick"
*ClusterFBomb: "[[Wrestling/SteveBlackman Steve F**king Blackman"]]
**Also "Diva" (see ListSong below)
-->"And John Laurinaitis can fuck himself!"
**"American Dickbutt (The Wrestling/BryanDanielson Story)"
**"Burial Time"
-->"AM I FUCKING GOING OVER\\
AM I FUCKING GOING OVER\\
AM I FUCKING GOING OVER"
*{{Dissimile}}: From "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Like Franchise/{{Superman}} but without the suit or the superpowers yeah"
*DoomyDoomsOfDoom: The Cosmic Doom EP, which was named for one of Wrestling/{{UltraMantis Black}}'s {{Finishing Move}}s and features the Mantis tribute "Neo-Solar Prayer," and is included in ''Shining Wizado: Championship Edition''.
*DrugsAreBad: "Wise Up," about Wrestling/JeffHardy and his terrible performance at ''[[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling TNA]] Victory Road 2011''.
*ExcitedShowTitle: "FELLA!," which is about Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}.
*FryingPanOfDoom: Mentioned in "Let's Get Hardcore"
*GarbageWrestler: "Let's Get Hardcore"
*GroinAttack: "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Don't turn your side or he'll hit you in the fucking dick"
*IAmSong: "I Am The Knife (Wrestling/BrayWyatt Tribute)"
*[[KickChick Kick Dude]]: "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Don't turn your front or he'll hit with a Roundhouse Kick"
*ListSong: From "Diva":
-->"I don't give a fuck about Wrestling/KellyKelly\\
I don't give a fuck about Wrestling/{{Eve|Torres}}, no\\
I don't give a fuck about Wrestling/AliciaFox\\
I don't give a fuck about [[Wrestling/BellaTwins Brie or Bella]]\\
I don't give a fuck about Wrestling/RosaMendes\\
I don't give a fuck about anybody else\\
I can't be fucked to remember their names\\
Fuck all of you"
*MemeticBadass: Invoked in "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"Steve Fucking Blackman he's on the attack man\\
He knows karate and he sees that you've been slackin'"
*MinisculeRocking: Most of his songs are under five minutes. [[Wrestling/TeddyLong "TEDDEH"]], "Snow Day" (about Wrestling/AlSnow), "Wrestling/SinCara Theme (Indie Rock)," "Wrestling/DavidOtunga: Attorney at ''RAW'' Theme" and "Ode to Cobra" are all under 2 minutes.
*MirrorMatch: "Botch On (Demo)" is about Sin Cara and mentions the Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara (Wrestling/{{Hunico}}) match.
*MoralGuardians: Invoked, as "Diva" includes the line, "But I'm really starting to miss the Right to Censor." Raised to funny by the Cluster F-Bomb lyrics surrounding it.
*OneWomanSong: "Wrestling/{{Melina}}'s Confession"
*PunBasedTitle: "David Otunga: Attorney at RAW Theme"
*{{Sampling}}: "IT'S A HUGE DRAGON" is made up of samples of Wrestling/EddieKingston's commentary during the Lancelot (Lance Steel and Lance Steel)/Angel de Fuego/Dragon Dragon vs. [=UltraMantis Black=]/Hydra/Icarus/Dr. Cheung match at ''Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Running in the Red'', which was Dragon Dragon's debut.
*ShapedLikeItself: "Steve F**king Blackman":
-->"His pants are black as is his name because his name is Blackman"
*ShoutOut: Well, yes. The name is derived from the wrestling move Shining Wizard, the album title Shining Wizado: Championship Edition refers to Wrestling/ChrisHero's Hero's Welcome: Championship Edition Finishing Move and the list just goes on from there.
**"Devil in My DNA" is based on the promo battles from Wrestling/ChrisJericho and Wrestling/CMPunk's 2012 feud.
**"These Sober Eyes" is based on the CM Punk-Jeff Hardy feud.
**"Bundle Up (Prelude)" is based on Eddie Kingston's promo on his opponent Lince Dorado at ''CHIKARA Tragedy and Triumph'', July 13, 2008.
**"Cactus Jack (acoustic demo)" is based on [[Wrestling/MickFoley Cactus]]' [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=93&nr=129 promo]] from the April 6, 1998 WWE RAW about how, when he and Wrestling/TerryFunk were injured in the cage match against the New Age Outlaws (Wrestling/Road Dogg and Wrestling/BillyGunn) the previous week, the fans chanted for Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin instead, and how, after the fans had wanted to see Mick as Cactus Jack, he felt disrespected.
-->"I gave you Cactus Jack\\
But what did you give me back?"
*TheShowMustGoOn: "The Show Must Go On," about Wrestling/ChrisBenoit, Wrestling/RandySavage and Wrestling/OwenHart.
*SillyLoveSongs: Parodied with "Website/{{Botchamania}}" and "Cold Fire (Wrestling/BookerT Love Song)"
*SomethingBlues: "Bad Booking Blues"
*TheSomethingSong: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3orgAYLKaXE "Cold Fire (Booker T. Love Song)"]]
*TakeThat!: "Burial Time," "Diva," "And I Quote" (about Wrestling/MichaelCole), among others.
*ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: "Let's Get Hardcore".
-->"I'm gonna hit your face\\
With a fuckin' brick\\
And then I'll get a wolf\\
Get him to bite your dick\\
I'll cut you with a knife\\
And then I'll go to jail\\
And then I'll get out of jail\\
And do it all again"
*TheUnintelligible: "Shadows Over Hell," which is about [[Wrestling/HunterJohnston Delirious]], who generally talks this way, and is named for one of his Finishing Moves. No lyrics are provided on the website.
*VillainSong: "Villain," about Wrestling/WilliamRegal
*WhiteDwarfStarlet: "Over," about Wrestling/RicFlair. The last lines, "I'm sorry/I love you" are taken from what Wrestling/ShawnMichaels said to Flair before pinning him in Flair's "retirement" match at ''Wrestling/{{WrestleMania}} XXIV'', March 30, 2008.
*WorthIt: He has a song with this title.
