History Music / KellyClarkson

* SmallGirlBigGun: Of the nine guns she owns(hey in Texas, that's '''under'''armed) the 5'3'' Kelly keeps a Colt 45 by her bed for protection. She also uses it to shoot skeet.

'''Kelly Brianne Clarkson'''(b. April 24, 1981) is a former cocktail waitress from Burleson, Texas who became the first winner of ''AmericanIdol''. In the end, she was up against Justin Guarini, her soon-to-be costar in ''From Justin to Kelly''. Since winning ''Idol'' in 2002, she has had a fairly successful music career, with four albums and two Grammys to her name.[[hottip:*:Clarkson is also the only ''AmericanIdol'' winner (so far) to have had a British chart-topper, with "My Life Would Suck Without You."]] Her success as a former AmericanIdol contestant has few rivals not named CarrieUnderwood.

* SmallGirlBigGun: Of the nine guns she owns(hey in Texas, that's '''under'''armed) the 5'3'' Kelly keeps a Colt 45 by her bed for protection. She also uses it to shoot skeet instead of a rifle.

* SmallGirlBigGun: Of the nine guns she owns(Hey in Texas, that's '''under'''armed) the 5'3'' Kelly keeps a Colt 45 by her bed for protection. She also uses it to shoot skeet instead of a rifle.

* SmallGirlBigGun: Of the nine guns she owns(Hey in Texas, that's '''under'''armed) the 5'3'' keeps a Colt 45 by her bed for protection. She also uses it to shoot skeet instead of a rifle.

* ACupAngst: Admits she would get breast implants if the thought of surgery didn't {{Squick}} her out. At a VH1 Unplugged show she joked after she seemed to be falling out of her tight dress:
--> "Was it Erin Brockovich the whole time?! It's funny because I have no boobs but they're coming out. I realize why God didn't give me boobs, cuz if I had them, I'd show them off! I'd be a slut."

* ACupAngst: Admits she would get breast implants if getting surgery didn't {{Squick}} her out. At a VH1 Unplugged show she joked after she seemed to be falling out of her tight dress:

--> "Was it Erin Brockovich the whole time?! It's funny because I have no boobs but they're coming out."I realize why God didn't give me boobs, cuz if I had them, I'd show them off! I'd be a slut."

* ACupAngst: Admits she would get breast implants if getting surgery didn't {{Squick}} her out. At a VH1 Unplugged show she joked after she seemed to be falling out of her tight dress: "Was it Erin Brockovich the whole time?! It's funny because I have no boobs but they're coming out."I realize why God didn't give me boobs, cuz if I had them, I'd show them off! I'd be a slut."

* ACupAngst: Admits she would get breast implants if getting surgery didn't {{Squick}} her out. Also at a VH1 Unplugged show she joked ""I realize why God didn't give me boobs, cuz if I had them, I'd show them off! I'd be a slut."

* ACupAngst: Admits she would get a boob job if getting surgery didn't {{Squick}} her out. Also at a VH1 Unplugged show she joked ""I realize why God didn't give me boobs, cuz if I had them, I'd show them off! I'd be a slut."

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* CreatorBreakdown: It could be argued most of her music leans this way, with very few love songs and happy songs in general. My December being the greatest example of this type of thing.

* AMinorKidtroduction: In the music video for "My Life Would Suck Without You," it starts off with a little boy giving a little girl a necklace, and then fast-forwards to adult Kelly now wearing the necklace as a bracelet and dating the boy who gave it to her.

CurseCutShort: In "You Can't Win":

* HollywoodChubby: She's not stick-thin, but she's not seriously overweight either. But the way the media goes on about it, you'd think she was morbidly obese.

* CreatorBreakdown: It could be argued most of her music leans this way, with very few love songs and happy songs in general.

* OldShame: Starring in the terrible film ''From Justin to Kelly''.
** Which was [[ExecutiveMeddling required in the contract]] she got by winning AmericanIdol.