History MemeticBadass / ProfessionalWrestling

* Wrestling/KennyOmega sees your five star match, and raises you a SIX AND ONE QUARTER STARS.

* One word: [[Wrestling/BraunStrowman BRAAUUUNNNNNNN!]]

** Along with [[Wrestling/KanakoUrai Asuka]].

* [[https://twitter.com/WWEVacant Vacant]] [[Memes/ProfessionalWrestling is a 13 time WWE world champion]], held the TNA world heavyweight title, has beaten everyone from Andre the Giant to John Cena, and has even held several Womens/Diva titles.[[note]]When the WWE Championship was, well, vacant, they represented this with a blank faced outline of a man with "Vacant" underneath it. People ran with it, acting as if it was an actual wrestler named Vacant. The joke was also used in TNA when Wrestling/AJStyles was stripped of his title. It's also joked that the blank outlines used to promote matches with mystery wrestlers/guest referees are actually all Vacant[[/note]]

* Wrestling/TheUndertaker. Forget about the streak, forget his in ring exploits, he stood up to VinceMcmahon for real and saved the WWF.

* [[https://twitter.com/WWEVacant Vacant]] [[Memes/{WWE} is a 13 time WWE world champion]], held the TNA world heavyweight title, has beaten everyone from Andre the Giant to John Cena, and has even held several Womens/Diva titles.[[note]]When the WWE Championship was, well, vacant, they represented this with a blank faced outline of a man with "Vacant" underneath it. People ran with it, acting as if it was an actual wrestler named Vacant. The joke was also used in TNA when Wrestling/AJStyles was stripped of his title. It's also joked that the blank outlines used to promote matches with mystery wrestlers/guest referees are actually all Vacant[[/note]]

* [[https://twitter.com/WWEVacant Vacant]] [[Memes/WWE is a 13 time WWE world champion]], held the TNA world heavyweight title, has beaten everyone from Andre the Giant to John Cena, and has even held several Womens/Diva titles.[[note]]When the WWE Championship was, well, vacant, they represented this with a blank faced outline of a man with "Vacant" underneath it. People ran with it, acting as if it was an actual wrestler named Vacant. The joke was also used in TNA when Wrestling/AJStyles was stripped of his title. It's also joked that the blank outlines used to promote matches with mystery wrestlers/guest referees are actually all Vacant[[/note]]

* Curt Hawkins [[note]] As of 2016 on WWE television anyway [[/note]]; fact- he doesn't use toilets, he scares the crap out of them; fact-[[TheGrimReaper Death]] once had a near Curt Hawkins experience; fact- sleep needs 8 hours of Curt Hawkins a day; fact- Amelia Earhart got lost looking for Curt Hawkins. The WWE Universe needs to [[CatchPhrase Face the Facts!]]

* Curt Hawkins [[note]] As of 2016 on WWE television anyway [[/note]] fact; he doesn't use toilets, he scares the crap out of them; fact-[[TheGrimReaper Death]] once had a near Curt Hawkins experience; fact- sleep needs 8 hours of Curt Hawkins a day; fact- Amelia Earhart got lost looking for Curt Hawkins. The WWE Universe needs to [[CatchPhrase Face the Facts!]]

* An in-universe example of this in Curt Hawkins; after WWE re-signed him in 2016, they promoted him with a series of vignettes featuring [[BadassBoast "facts"]] such as "Curt Hawkins doesn't use toilets...he scares the crap out of them," "[[TheGrimReaper Death]] once had a near Curt Hawkins experience," "sleep needs at least 8 hours of Curt Hawkins a day," & "Amelia Earhart got lost looking for Curt Hawkins."

* An in-universe example of this in Curt Hawkins; after WWE re-signed him in 2016, they promoted him with a series of vignettes featuring [[BadassBoast"facts"]] such as "Curt Hawkins doesn't use toilets...he scares the crap out of them," "[[TheGrimReaper Death]] once had a near Curt Hawkins experience," "sleep needs at least 8 hours of Curt Hawkins a day," & "Amelia Earhart got lost looking for Curt Hawkins."

* An in-universe example of this in Curt Hawkins; after WWE resigned him in 2016, they promoted him with a series of vignette featuring "facts" such as "Curt Hawkins doesn't use toilets...he scares the crap out of them," "[[TheGrimReaper Death]] once had a near Curt Hawkins experience" & "Amelia Earhart got lost looking for Curt Hawkins."

* Wrestling/ShinsukeNakamura will steal your thunder and drive his knee into your skull. His spit alone can grant you Macho Man's charisma.

* Wrestling/TheIronSheik will put you in the camel clutch, break your back, fuck your ass, and make you humble.

** Along with [[Characters/{{WWENXT}} Asuka]].

* Jack Evans performed a ''shoot'' [[Wrestling/RobVanDam Vandaminator]] on Juventud Guerrera!

* Wrestling/RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.[[note]]The Rapture was predicted to happen on May 21, 2011, the day after Savage died[[/note]]

* Wrestling/RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.

* Jack Evans performed a ''shoot'' [[Wrestling/RobVanDam Vandaminator]] on Juventude Guerrera!

* Wrestling/DrDeathSteveWilliams once rescued a guy from a burning car by ''pulling the door right off of the car'', and, after getting busted open during an afternoon show, said "Stitch me up doc, I got a match tonight!"

* Wrestling/TheUndertaker.

* Wrestling/{{Jacqueline}} once finished a match after ''separating her shoulder'' and has proven time and again that she can make any man[[note]]Disco Inferno, [[Characters/WWEManagers Harvey Wippleman]], Chavo Guerrero Jr.[[/note]] her bitch.