History Memes / JonTron

* Rich X commit more crimes than poor Y. [[labelnote:Explanation]][[Administrivia/RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement A controversial statement made on Jon's infamous debate with Destiny.]] While it started out as a way to criticize Jon by his detractors and vocal hatedom, in typical Jontron fandom fashion, it lost its power and fans found fun ways to turn it completely around in the most ridiculous ways. (For example, "Rich goblinss commit more crimes than poor sailors", "Rich WebVideo/{{h3h3productions}} commit more crimes than poor LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}}s", "Rich apples commit more crimes than poor grapes", etc.)[[/labelnote]]

* [[LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}} Damn Timothy Brentwood.]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]During the Leafy vs. h3h3productions drama, Dunkey made a satirical "Rant" where he claims, among other hilariously nonsensical things, that Jon is not Jon, but a paid actor by the name of Timothy Brentwood, with Jacques actually being Jontron. Thus, anytime something [[Administrivia/RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement controversial]] happens with Jon or Dunkey, people jokingly state that it was really the work of Timothy Brentwood.[[/labelnote]]

** Also from the same review: "Oh... no.... Oh no.... [[BigNo OOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!]] [[SkywardScream (NOOOOOOOO!!!!)]]"[[labelnote:Explanation]]The preceding ThisIsGonnaSuck reaction of Jon once he sees the cover of ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts''. Used for similar purposes.[[/labelnote]]

* "Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you. ''Fool me [[RuleOfThree three times]]'', you're officially that guy, okay? You know the one. He goes to the bar and is like 'This suit is uh, officially, it's a Giorgio Armani, ech, my dad, he knows'im.' FUCK YOU! '''I ''AAAAAAAIN'T'' HAVIN' THAT SHIT!"'''[[labelnote:Explanation]]His iconic "fool me once" rant from his ''Nightshade'' episode has become synonymous or replacing the normal form of the phrase "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.".[[/labelnote]]

* His iconic "fool me once" rant from his ''Nightshade'' episode.
--> '''"I ''AAAAAAAIN'T'' HAVIN' THAT SHIT."'''

* I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE [=StOcK=]![[labelnote:Explanation]]During ''Flex Tape II'', Jon feigns disinterest in Flex Tape Clear until Phil mentions that it works underwater, at which point he bellows the mentioned phrase as his body undergoes content-aware scaling.[[/labelnote]]

** "That one didn't age quite so well." [[labelnote:Explanation]]Used to describe [[FunnyAneurysmMoment funny aneurysm moments]] or HarsherInHindsight.[[/labelnote]]

** ''"[[SarcasmMode Oh, my favorite.]]"'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]A deadpan reaction used by Jon to describe his hatred for [[SlippeySlideyIceWorld ice level platforming]]. Used online as a sarcastic reaction to something the poster doesn't like (or cannot stand).[[/labelnote]]

* Rich X commit more crimes than poor Y. [[labelnote:Explanation]][[Administrivia/RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement A controversial statement made on Jon's infamous debate with Destiny.]] While it started out as a way to criticize Jon by his detractors and vocal hatedom, in typical Jontron fandom fashion, it lost its power and fans found fun ways to turn it completely around in the most ridiculous ways. (For example, "Rich goblinss commit more crimes than poor sailors", "Rich WebVideo/{{h3h3productions}} commit more crimes than poor LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}}s, "Rich apples commit more crimes than poor grapes, etc.)[[/labelnote]]

* Jon caused the Notre Dame fire. [[labelnote:Explanation]] When Jon uploaded ''Dr. Ho: License to Practice'', which featured him as Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame as a gag, the Notre Dame fire occurred the exact same day. Jokes about the astonishingly bizarre coincidence [[JustForPun spread like wildfire]].[[/labelnote]]

** "WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!?" [[labelnote:Explanation]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frk7wY0VmIM During the segment where a crack dealer named Snake turned into a Snake-like humanoid being.]] This becomes the internet's go-to reaction for something WTF-inducing.[[/labelnote]]
** ''"Oh, my favorite"'' [[labelnote:Explanation]] A deadpan reaction used by Jon to describe his hatred for ice level platforming. Used online as a sarcastic reaction to something the poster doesn't like (or cannot stand).[[/labelnote]]
** '' (holding scoring placard) Ten!"'' [[labelnote:Explanation]] Jon scores a jump made by a boss character in one of the games he's reviewing. Used online as a way to show appreciation.[[/labelnote]]

** "Gotta be X in there somewhere!" [[labelnote:Explanation]] Jon promoted snake oil [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts made from crushed snakes]]. To justify this, he says "Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!" The X can be replaced with any topic.[[/labelnote]]
** "That one didn't age quite so well." [[labelnote:Explanation]] Used to describe [[FunnyAneurysmMoment funny aneurysm moments]] or HarsherInHindsight. [[/labelnote]]

** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMiYklHvjk "I have several questions..."]]'' [[labelnote:Explanation]] [[ShapedLikeItself For when you have several questions about something confusing...]][[/labelnote]]
** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnSzrZcIxdU "I'm goin!... I'm goin!"]]'' [[labelnote:Explanation]] For when you feign death [[BrainBleach at something you didn't want to see.]][[/labelnote]]
** ''"I get it! (pause) I don't get it"'' [[labelnote:Explanation]] Used online as a way to show that the person pretends to understand a topic, and the second half is their internal monologue.[[/labelnote]]
** ''"It's...it's awful.'' '''''IT'S ALL FUCKIN' AWFUL, ALL OF IT, ALL OF IT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM SUCKS!''''' [[labelnote:Explanation]] Jon's irate reaction to finding out the [=plug'n'plays=] all contain NES clones. Used as a forum weapon online for when a person hates something.[[/labelnote]]

* '''''Oh my Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!''''' [[labelnote:Explanation]] Used in "Star Wars Kinect", which has Jon be completely dumbfounded at a dancing Han Solo. Used online to express intense joy.[[/labelnote]]

** '''AM I DEAD YET?''' [[labelnote:Explanation]] A Bass-boosted clipped piece of audio that has Jon regretting his decision to watch Food Fight. Used online for regretting a given experience (or rather "wishing I was dead").[[/labelnote]]
** ''It was cool though...'' [[labelnote:Explanation]] Used online for an experience that a person deemed cool.[[/labelnote]]
** ''Bad Touch, Bad Touch, stranger danger!'' [[labelnote:Explanation]] Used online to react to scary or creepy images or posts[[/labelnote]]

** ''"Nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE."''[[labelnote:Explanation]] Used for scared reactions online, much like how Jon is scared of a sprite going all weird.[[/labelnote]]

** "Ah boy, here we go..." [[labelnote:Explanation]] Jon gets annoyed at being forced to learn about Noahs Ark. Used online to show similar feelings to other things the person may not like.[[/labelnote]]

** ''"It's...It's awful.'' '''''It's all fuckin' awful, everything, every single one of them sucks!''''' [[labelnote:Explanation]] Jons irate reaction to finding out the [=Plug'n'Plays=] all contain NES clones. Used as a forum weapon online for when a person hates something.[[/labelnote]]

** "That one didn't age quite so well." [[labelnote:Explanation]] Used to describe FunnyAneurysmMoment or HarsherInHindsight moments. [[/labelnote]]

** "That one didn't age quite so well." [[labelnote]] Used to describe FunnyAneurysmMoment or HarsherInHindsight moments. [[/labelnote]]

** "That one didn't age quite so well." [[labelnote]] Used to describe FunnyAneurysmMoment or HarsherInHindsight moments. [[labelnote]]

* "Gotta be X in there somewhere!" [[labelnote:Explanation]] Jon promoted snake oil [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts made from crushed snakes]]. To justify this, he says "Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!" The X can be replaced with any topic.[[/labelnote]]

* '''''Oh my Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!''''' [[labelnote:Explanation]] Used in "Star Wars Kinect", which has Jon be completely dumbfounded at a dancing Hans Solo. Used online to express intense joy.[[/labelnote]]

* Terminal illness. [[labelnote:Explanation]]How Jon refers to his subreddit and Scott the Woz in ''Flex Tape II''.[[/labelnote]]

* Jon caused the Notre Dame fire. [[labelnote:Explanation]] When Jon uploaded ''Dr. Ho: License to Practice'', which featured him as [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Hunchback of Notre Dame]] as a gag, the Notre Dame fire occurred the exact same day. Jokes about the astonishingly bizarre coincidence [[JustForPun spread like wildfire]].[[/labelnote]]

* I sawed this schedule in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! [[labelnote:Explanation]]After 11 months of no content with only vague hints, Jon released Flex Tape II, a crossover with Phil Swift himself. Afterwards Jon uploaded 3 videos in the span of 2 months, leading many to joke that Phil Swift managed to fix Jon's upload schedule with Flex Tape.[[/labelnote]]

* "Dead or dying birds"[[labelnote:Explanation]]In the stinger of his ''JONNY NEW ENGLISH'' video, Jon discovers to his chagrin that the previous owner of the house he is staying in seems to have had a fetish for pictures of birds and various other animals being hunted, wounded, or just plain dead. Bird lover that Jon is, this disturbs him. The icing on the cake is when he finds a picture of a dying American Woodcock, the same bird depicted in the memetic "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM American Woodech]]" video. Jon makes note of this, and then makes a "Kill" tally of the pictures: 12 birds, 2 whales, and 1 endangered porpoise.[[/labelnote]]

* From his ''{{Series/Goosebumps}}'' review: ''"I don't like where this is going"''.

* From his ''VideoGame/ClockTower'' Review: <heart beat>...... <heart beat>..... <heart beat>..... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqIAVodYbJU FUCK IT]]

** From ''[[Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys Hercules Games]]'': [[WelcomeToCorneria "I only speak to sailors."]] and [[WritersCannotDoMath COUPLE OF HUNDRED OF THEM]]

** '''UNWARRANTED SELF LOATHING'''

Jon is very well known by many, simply by how many of his clips are being used as Forum weapons and reactions gifs across the internet:

* From ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts'': ''"And IIIIIIIIII-'''HOLY SHIT!'''-will always love youuuuu-ICANTBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMNITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME?!?"'' Gets a slight revival when it turns out that Banjo & Kazooie appear in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'', but this time with positive vibes of a rejoicing fandom. Especially since no cars are involved this time.

* From his ''Monster Party'' review:
** "Nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE."
** "And then they fused to-gether... [[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]]"

* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHepjitYJmM "Plug and Play Consoles"]]:
** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMiYklHvjk "I have several questions..."]]'' [[labelnote:Explanation]] [[ShapedLikeItself For when you have several questions about something confusing...]][[/labelnote]]
** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnSzrZcIxdU "I'm goin!... I'm goin!"]]'' [[labelnote:Explanation]] For when you feign death [[BrainBleach at something you didn't want to see.]][[/labelnote]]
* I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE [=StOcK=]![[labelnote:Explanation]]During ''Flex Tape II'', Jon feigns disinterest in Flex Tape Clear until Phil mentions that it works underwater, at which point he bellows the mentioned phrase as his body undergoes content-aware scaling.[[/labelnote]]

* "WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!?" [[labelnote:Explanation]]Taken from the Anti-Drug games video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frk7wY0VmIM during the segment where a crack dealer named Snake turned into a Snake-like humanoid being.]] This becomes the internet's go-to reaction for something WTF-inducing.[[/labelnote]]
* "Gotta be X in there somewhere!" [[labelnote:Explanation]] Jon promoted snake oil [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts made from crushed snakes]]. To justify this, he says "Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!" The X can be replaced with any topic.[[/labelnote]]

* Jon caused the Notre Dame fire. [[labelnote:Explanation]] When Jon uploaded ''Dr. Ho: License to Practice'', which featured him as [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Hunchback of Notre Dame]] as a gag, the Notre Dame fire occurred the exact same day. Jokes about the astonishingly bizarre coincidence spread like wildfire.[[/labelnote]]

* Jon caused the Notre Dame fire. [[labelnote:Explanation]] When Jon uploaded ''Dr. Ho: License to Practice'', which featured him as [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Hunchback of Notre Dame]] as a gag, the Notre Dame fire occurred the exact same day. Jokes about the astonishingly bizarre coincidence spread like wildfire.[[/labelnote]]

* ''"[[RunningGag ECH!]]"''

* "WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!?" [[labelnote:Explanation]]Taken from the Anti-Drug games video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frk7wY0VmIM during the segment where a crack dealer named Snake turned into a Snake-like humanoid being.]] This becomes the internet's go-to reaction for something WTF-inducing.[[/labelnote]]

* "Dead or dying birds"[[labelnote:Explanation]]In the stinger of his ''JONNY NEW ENGLISH'' video, Jon discovers to his chagrin that the previous owner of the house he is staying in seems to have had a fetish for pictures of birds and various other animals being hunted, wounded, or just plain dead. Bird lover that Jon is, this disturbs him. The icing on the cake is when he finds a picture of a dying American Woodcock, the same bird depicted in the memetic "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM American Woodech]]" video. Jon makes note of this, and then makes a "Kill" tally of the pictures: 12 birds, 2 whales, and 1 endangered porpoise.[[/labelnote]]